100% Bitefree* Disco Crocs !!!
they are big, soft, weighted and have poseable little leggies!
*bark´s bog is not legally liable for any croc bite injuries caused by the little dudes provided by us
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adopt one of these chonky guys from my bog!
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Crocodile by Leosco, bought secondhand online in April 2024. This crocodile happens to share the exact same pattern (aside from two extra rows of spines) as the smaller 'My Animal Kingdom' crocodiles by DeAgostini, one of which I've kept since childhood. Maybe that's why, even though I just got it, it feels like a very comforting old friend already!
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I love crocodile plush! Did u have some? 🤭🐊
This inspired me to make a crocodile post, so here you go! I didn't differentiate between crocodiles, alligators or other crocodilians, here are simply ALL of them. I hope you like them! (please note that all of these are retired and no longer available for purchase from the Jellycat website)
All Jellycat Crocodiles 🐊
(from left to right: Zigzag Croc, Zaggy Croc, Diddle Croc, Wiley Croc, Gilbert Gator, Lollibob Caiman, Toothy Croc, Jumble Croc, Bashful Croc, Wurly Croc, Tiglet Croc, Furryosity Croc, Slackajack Croc, Vivi Croc, Dapple Croc, Alan Alligator, Cordy Roy Gator, Cordy Roy Croc, Knitnot Croc, Criss-Cross Croc, Gaston Gator, Dancing Darcey Alligator, Gavin Gator, Sweet Dreamer Croc)
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Crocodile Loki is done, and with that, I’m done with my last auction fill for MTH 2022! Time to get some plushies in the mail
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CROCS FRESH FROM THE BOG!!!!
I really went all out on these:
printed and embroiderd details
squeaky nose
poseable teddy joints in the legs
weighted with 0.5kg/1lb of poly pellets
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the green little guy is still looking for a home:
http://spirellity.com/shop
the white babies were already stolen yesterday by patreons! you too can join the Thieves and my discord (:<
patreon.com/spirellity
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Pajamas - he/they
Jellycat Zigzag Croc, bought online in 2022
this guy is SO SOFT they're so lovely and weighted too
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-KciIbk_oA&pp=ygUWcG9tZXJhbmlhbnMgdHVnIG9mIHdhcg%3D%3D
This is one of my new fav videos of two Pomeranian puppies playing tug of war and I just imagine basement wife having TWO purse dogs and they’re playing tug of war like that. She thinks it’s so cute and adorable until she realizes what they are trying to rip to shreds is one of Crocodile’s ties whoops 😬
(I love how the doggos in this video are literally just…potatoes with legs)
link to the video - oh goodness, that is so cute 😭💕
part one, two and three of basement wife and puppy, minors dni
Hold on, hold on - first we have to talk about the fact that he got you two puppies, not one? My, you must have been exceptionally good for him. Husband of the year award would probably go to Crocodile if it wasn't for the fact that you're with him against your will 😭
Two little dogs... How much they'd light up your drab life. Always playing with each other, chasing the other through the halls, vying for your attention. You could just watch them all day, even while they're napping. You'll probably try your best to put together toys/parkours with what you can get your hands on (but always careful not to damage anything, you put everything back into the proper place lest Crocodile catches you). Bracelets and heavy jewelry get re-purposed to drape them on your little poms, anything to tickle your brain and get a least a smile out of you. Whenever he's in particularly good humor, he leaves some treats around so you can train them (or at least try to, with how inconsistent it all is) - paw, spin, jump, and your favorite: kisses - they're pretty much all you have and you pour all of your love into them.
But you're not the only one getting bored - it's not like you can take them out for adventures, so your territory is also theirs. And a little dog explores that all too quickly, especially a sassy one like a pom. You'll find them going through cupboards you never knew they'd be able to reach, hiding under the sofa or sitting smack-dab in the middle of it, ruining the bed, fighting over your socks like they're made out of precious metals. It makes you a little sad to see them confined to the same hamster wheel that you are, but all you can do is let them have their fun and clean up after them. (Because when Crocodile catches on, he likes to punish both you and them by keeping you apart. The dogs, like you, are decoration, something to put a smile on his favorite possession's face, so they better not piss into some corner or tear apart the expensive cushions of his favorite chaise.)
So when you notice that the fabric they're fighting over is way too tight to be a sock - and worse yet, finely patterned in a way you recognize - you try to save the remnants, desperately telling your tiny pups to stop, stop, stop before their little teeth can tear the tie to shreds. But it's too late - it's already full of dog saliva and clearly chewed on at the edges, coupled with the distinct smell of animal, not your husband's favorite cologne.
He's not a man you want to hide this from (not to mention that you have no place to tuck it away, nothing truly belongs to you in this place), because he'll figure it out as soon as he'll search for that particular one some day. A punishment is inescapable - but would turn way worse if kept away from him. Disobedience and dishonesty are grave offenses to a man like Crocodile, offenses that might result in you losing your little companions if pushed too far. So you gasp and bear the bloody welts on your ass and the cock shoved down your throat out of frustration right afterwards - anything to make it up to him, anything to keep them.
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