#crows scratchings

[t4tprinzzy]

all this talk of roman and aromanticism made me wanna draw a thing!

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[meraki-sunset]

We had a dissagreement on how to raise a kid

She's coming with us

[t4tprinzzy]

love wins in reverse too !!

logan: why didn’t you take your gloves off first

janus:

someone redraw this as loceit please im too lazy 🧡

[aprill-99]

There’s a whole category of fictional character describable as “the narrative is forcing me to be not just the hero, but also the good guy, and literally nothing has ever made me angrier. All I want in the universe is to go back to being morally ambiguous and self-interested.”

And the universe said “No. Also here’s a found family 😘.”

[exodyss]

Hes kinda stupid looking

[crowthefox9000]

Oh wow two posts in two days what is this a consistent posting account

Uuhh anyways, this is my entry for @/doodling.rascal’s dtiys! (On instagram)

Original drawing and mine without effects under the cut

Congrats on 4,7K!

[nexischillin]

Looking over the episodes and my analysis for them, it's clear I have a bias

I love him chat. He's my baby girl (he is mentally torturing someone as we speak). He can do nothing wrong. In fact, he is my pookie bear

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

i am once again thinking about Niko and Monty bestie potential. the adventures of lovergirl and haterboy. the two who put the most "hopeless" in "hopeless romantics." you get the drill <3

[crowboye]

Pontifex Vulgora my beloved 😳😳

[antimony-medusa]

*I emerge from scrolling tags to avoid writing an essay about learning styles, staring madly and with my hair torn out of my head*

okay so btw, Phil is the top requested QSMP character for the exchanges I run, usually followed by Chayanne (and then spiderbit/parrot duo, usually only like one or two votes behind).

Pissa is the 7th most popular QSMP ship, with 299 fics of this writing, and Phil & Chayanne is the 10th most popular ship, with 265 fics. Phil is the single most popular QSMP character on Ao3, tagged in 2,354 fics.

Speaking as someone who regularly goes into both the Phil and the Etoiles tags to queue art, Phil has tons of awesome art. People liveblog his lore streams. I personally saw the Cellbit discord doing a primer on his hardcore lore the other day because someone had the theory that it was going to be applicable to general QSMP lore. If I see a cool moment on stream, I can open up the tag six hours later and there's art of it.

Do you know how many fandoms would absolutely kill for that?

Phil is not sidelined by the fandom. He is doing FINE. That is the opposite of the problem we are having, we are having the problem where Phil is popular enough that people show up to other people's lore like "let me make this about my guy" and I scream and claw my face and apologize for them. We are having the problem where while MOST people in the tag are well behaved, just by laws of percentages, even a very small portion of the fandom acting badly makes fans of other characters clutch their blorbos to their chest and mutter darkly about "phil fans".

It might seem a little less if you're used to DSMP at its peak, but I assure you, DSMP at its peak was a megafandom. We are a healthy midsized-to-large fandoms and Phil is one of the big characters. I promise you.

Let me put this in DSMP terms. Phil crows? We are the inniters of QSMP. We are doing FINE. I assure you. Trust me.

Do I agree with the characterization everyone is bringing to the table for my blorbo? No. Popular characters get misrepresented. Is every fic in the tag a masterpiece? No. Baby writers get to have fun too. Do I sometimes go "aw I'd love to see more art of phil and [x] because I love their dynamic"? Yes. The nature of being human is to want more of your blorbo and for your takes about your blorbo to reign supreme.

But if you were kind of going "I want to see more of my blorbo :(" and thinking that represented that the fandom was not paying attention to the blorbo, I assure you, I've run the numbers, Phil is not being sidelined.

[t4tprinzzy]

absolutely had to draw literally anything and this is what i came up with. you’re welcome

[t4tprinzzy]

you inspired me :3

Taking on ANXIETY: part 2

Ao3

Warning/s: crack. this is a crack fic.

Words: 1,276

Author's Note: Revy returns but this time with a crack fic inspired by me and Ashley's dms. I might write more on this topic, but maybe in a more serious matter and... longer.

Based off of two prompts: "Logan makes out with Virgil when he's feeling extremely anxious, as it's a way to calm him down" and "Logan often mistakes Virgil for a sock, assuming he's in sock form."

Fic Summary: Thomas wants to explore anxiety with Virgil, talking about even more ways to handle your anxiety and how recovery isn't always linear. Though, it seems Virgil has gotten a bit too anxious and turned back into a limp sock puppet, making talking about this even harder than it needs to be.

Thankfully, with Logan's help, they can all work together to get Virgil back to normal and even showcase some coping mechanisms along the way.

Thomas, Roman, and Patton all surrounded Logan.

"Yeah, Logan!" Patton cheered, "help Virgil out!"

"This is a very strange sight to see, guys, I'm gonna be honest," Thomas said, trying to look away but not being able to— it was like a car crash. "but... if it helps Virgil and his anxiety, then... I guess I'm all for it."

Roman sighed, frowning, "Love is love... i guess.... I wish I could have the type of love those two have.

"What the fuck is happening."

They all swung around to see Virgil standing behind them. Though his eyes weren't on any of them, but directly on the thing they were commenting on. He looked... horrified.

"Oh! Virgil, we're just watching Logan comfort Vir— ... hm." Patton trailed off, glancing over to Logan.

"Are you making out with a sock , babe?" Virgil asked, mouth agape.

Logan stared wide-eyed at Virgil, still sucking on a white sock. He looked down at himself and then back up, slowly, hesitantly... like a scared animal, almost. He gripped the ends and pulled it out.

"Oh, Virgil," Logan stated, "I thought........ were you not a sock puppet earlier..?"

"No..." Virgil eyed the sock. "I wasn't..."

"So..." Logan held up the soaking sock. "This... isn't you?"

"I'm standing right Here. How can that be me."

"Well, I just assumed—"

"Hold on," Virgil shoved his face into his hands, "You thought that sock was me?"

Thomas interjected, "We thought... You know, how you turn into a sock puppet? I thought— like, you know, when you’re anxious."

"That doesn't even LOOK like me!"

They all looked at the disgusting wet sock. On closer examination, it wasn't an all white sock, but instead a white sock with little paw prints on it.

"That's clearly Patton's sock!"

Patton squinted at it, rubbing his chin. Then he gasped, like he just discovered a secret.

"That IS my sock! I was wondering where it went!!!" Patton exclaimed, reaching for it. He bent down to tug it back over his left foot, which was sock-free. His right foot had the same matching sock. "I lost it earlier after I put it on. Silly me!"

"YOU WERE SUCKING ON PATTON'S WORN SOCK?" Virgil yelled.

"I was trying to comfort you!" Logan gasped, offended, wiping off the spit that surrounded his mouth.

"WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD WORK?"

"Logan always makes out with you when you're anxious!" Roman said, defending Logan. For some reason.

"What???"

Logan, however, looked vaguely embarrassed. He couldn't look anyone in the eyes now.

"He said that every time we've caught you guys making out, it was to help your anxiety," Roman continued.

Virgil blinked.

"And you.... believed him—"

"Let's not worry too much about the specifics," Logan cleared his throat, "What's done is done. We can all forget about what happened."

"I don't think I can forget what I just saw, babe," Virgil grimaced.

Patton smiled, clasping his hands, "I'm just happy I found my lost sock!"

"Yeah.... It's soaking wet, padre, you didn't wanna wait for that to, uh... dry?" Roman frowned, stepping away from him.

Thomas stared at the sight before him, almost at a lost for words. Then he remembered:

They're still recording a video.

Thomas shook his head and stared back at the camera. "Well, now that... that's... over. Just remember that there's many different ways to handle your anxiety, some that work and others that... are a bit more strange."

"Yeah, why did we watch Logan make out with a sock for 20 minutes?" Roman asked.

"Weren't you the main one telling him to?" Thomas replied.

"That's besides the point."

"You can distract yourself or even get the metaphysical representation of your logic to make out with your anxiety, in whatever form he takes—"

"Me and Logan don't make out because I'm anxious???" Virgil held out his hands, mouth wide and eyes glancing around the room. He was flabbergasted.

"Logan and I," Logan corrected.

"You just stuck a sock down your throat, don't try and correct me."

"Can I finish my outro??? Guys, we need to stop interrupting me when I talk."

— — —

"So, what was even going on?" Virgil rose up in his usual spot, staring at Logan. Logan was also standing in his same spot, simply reading a book.

Logan pursed his lips, lowering the book. "Well.... It all started when Thomas wanted to record. He wanted to make a video about anxiety again, since you've been accepted now and wanted to showcase how recovery isnt always linear."

"Okay...?"

"In midst of all this," Logan sucked in a breath, "Roman brought up... our habits..."

"Our... habits?" Virgil raised an eyebrow.

Logan glared at him. "You know what I mean. Our hangout sessions. Our secret meetings. Our lifestyle. "

"You mean us dating? And doing normal dating things? Like... kissing?"

Logan shushed him dramatically, raising a finger to his lips.

Virgil pushed his hand away. "I'm assuming you didn't tell them that?"

Logan sighed. "Look, I panicked. I wasn't sure if you wanted me to be the one to do it and we've never talked about it. So... I told them that it was a coping mechanism."

Virgil groaned, face palming.

"But, besides that. The entire recording you— or, more accurately, we assumed you were a sock puppet. Ever since that episode, you always revert back to that when you're anxious. Roman wouldn't stop bringing it up and saying I needed to just make out with you to help you, so I could stop translating for you and—"

"Hold the fuck on," Virgil interrupted.

"What now? Please at least let me finish the explanation you so clearly desired," Logan said, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.

"You guys thought I was Patton's sock that... entire... time??? And no one said anything??? Why did you even assume that?"

"I THOUGHT it was YOU, Virgil, why is this a hard concept to understand—"

"IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME? IT WASN'T EVEN TALKING."

"On the contrary," Logan started, "I was translating for you."

Virgil blinked. and then blinked again. and one more time, just in case this reality was fake.

"... You were what?"

"I was translating what the sock was saying to the rest of the sides."

Virgil looked around the room. "Was it... talking... to you?"

"For a matter of fact, Virgil, yes the sock was talking to me," Logan said aspirated, "I can communicate with socks, okay? I thought you knew that."

"I VERY MUCH DID NOT?"

"I did think that it was a bit strange because the sock did not sound anything like you and was saying very, very out of character things, but I just assumed you were super anxious! I know how you get—"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT."

"Please, stop yelling.”

Virgil wiped his face. "Logan, this isn't making any sense. It sounds like we're in some sort of crack fic written by a semi-popular sanders sides artist and a semi-popular sanders sides editor, based off of their discord dms!"

Logan blinked at him. "Crack fic? Virgil, you are aware that neither of us do drugs, correct? Plus, i don't understand why we would, surely it wouldn't affect us the same way it affects humans—"

"Not what I meant, nerd," Virgil sighed. "I mean. This feels like a fever dream."

" I guess so... Arguably, this wouldn't have happened if I had just... told them the truth."

Virgil patted Logan on the back. One day, he'll open up with his feelings. And maybe they can actually come out about their relationship—

"Wait. Episode? You're saying Thomas recorded that whole thing?"

"Yes?" Logan fixed his glasses. "And posted."

"POSTED?"

[cantsaythetword]

apparently there's a spa like half an hour from my house that does tkl massages ???????

DO I DARE ????

[skz-miroh]

science side of tumblr please explain why I am unable to consume and process media like a normal human being

[crowthefox9000]

I love @tangledinink ‘s sorry what now au and I love the twins and i’m coming to terms with my femininity so I drew the boys in their fem outfits (go read the fic please it’s so cool)

Modified Donnie’s fit a little bit cause come on you can’t tell me this dork hasn’t ever died their hair purple (totally not projecting) but also that way Leo and him would kinda match (they make me mentally I’ll, I wonder if you could tell /j)

Drawing on its own and bonus doodle under the cut

I love them and they own my soul, transmasc Leo and non-binary Donnie for the win, you go kings

[cosmicdenro]

meet my silly crow :D