#culinary hell

[evalempire]

After his death, Babish's soul was sent to Hell for being a culinary deviant. There he must eat and rank every hot dog. Not every hot dog brand, EVERY HOT DOG! And they're all boiled.

It is said if you put your ear as close as you dare to the hot dog water of any hot dog vendor, if you listen very carefully, if you take the tiniest of sips from that forbidden elixir, you will hear Babish still riffing about hot dogs from his kitchen in Hell.

[shesmore-shoebill]

what do you MEAN the latest culinary crimes ep is just date night with detective court and their two gfs, as explicitly said by courtney herself

[the-most-humble-blog]

🎈🥳🎉 NECROMUNDA’S GREAT CORPSE-STARCH BAKE-OFF – WHERE FLAVOR GOES TO DIE 🍞

⚠️"That’s not mold, that’s extra protein."

Welcome, hungry citizens and unfortunate onlookers, to the most gut-wrenching culinary event of the millennium! This is Necromunda’s most prestigious—and only—baking competition, where contestants battle it out with ingredients scavenged from sump tunnels, dead-end alleys, and the back of an Escher gang’s pantry.

Your stomach lining won’t survive, but hey, neither will half the contestants!

🔪 "MENU" – IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT…

🔥 Deep-Fried Promethium Twinkies – For those who think regular heart disease just isn’t lethal enough. Engine grease-glazed and flash-fried in unfiltered sump oil, this delight doubles as a makeshift incendiary device if dropped too hard.

🦴 Corpse-Starch Crème Brûlée – A "luxury" dessert for the hive elite… still tastes like your ancestors but with extra crunch from the caramelized layer of suspiciously sourced bone dust.

⚠️ Cinderblock Loaf Challenge – A single loaf weighs five kilograms, requires an industrial buzzsaw to cut, and is certified by local Arbites as an "emergency riot-control implement." The first contestant to take a bite without dental loss wins… nothing. You’re already suffering.

💀 FESTIVAL "HIGHLIGHTS" – AKA PUBLIC HEALTH NIGHTMARES

🚔 The Arbites’ Raid Speedrun – How long can the illegal vendors evade a baton to the skull? Betting pools are open, and anyone caught selling rat-on-a-stick without a permit gets free corrective head trauma!

🥧 Mystery Pie Contest – Guess the filling correctly, get a free one! Guess wrong? You still have to eat it. Past winners have successfully identified:

"Recycled" sump-crab

At least 3 different kinds of xeno meat

Something still screaming when the pie was cut open

🤮 Stomach Purge Bingo – If ten people vomit consecutively, you win a free med-pack! Bonus round if someone spontaneously combusts!

📢 "IMPORTANT" ATTENDEE NOTICES:

⚠️ Only one death per household allowed. ⚠️ Any contestant found using actual, safe ingredients will be flogged and exiled. ⚠️ Local hive authorities are not responsible for cardiac arrests, teeth shattered on corpse-starch, or deep-fried plasma burns.

🔥 REBLOG if you'd risk it all for some hive-baked horrors!

💬 COMMENT with your worst food experience—bet it’s nothing compared to this.

🚀 FOLLOW for more hive city horrors, culinary nightmares, and Imperial-approved suffering.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Hannibal x Batman crossover fits so well it’s crazy there are so many possibilities

Now is some of this based purely off my own headcanons? Yeah, but ohhhh my god Tim Drake being in Will Graham’s class I’m screeeaming

Tim seeing himself in Will and looking up to him!! And then Will gets arrested for murders he didn’t do and Tim’s like “hmm… no I don’t think so” and starts illegally investigating (like the vigilante he is and will always be) but then Will “dies” after obviously killing a guy with Hannibal the fucking cannibal and Tim’s like “hm…unexpected” and investigates even harder and becomes even more obsessed

[aaajaxolotl]

hey tumblr! happy summer :D

i’m going to be busy this summer, but mostly with trying to bring you guys some cool content and post more regularly.

over the entire summer, i’m going to be working on a second issue of Feast Your Eyes!, my culinary fantasy zine, mainly focused on Minecraft (that’s what I’m most into right now) but i’ll probably incorporate some other fandoms as well.

while i won’t post everything from the second issue of Feast Your Eyes to the blog (you’ll have to read the finished zine if you want recipes and articles), I will also be doing a series of fandom cookbook recipe reviews, which I plan to release twice a week!

i’ll also make an effort to post more fanart and other various neat stuff. but that starts next week!

this weekend i’m crashing and taking a long-needed rest. hope you’re all doing well! stay hydrated :)

[araminakilla]

You know what? Now that I think about it, it's a really good thing we didn't see Mummy getting really really really pissed off, not just because of the hidden powers he could have as an undead monster, but because it is very well know that when a peruvian gets really angry, HELL WILL FOLLOW CLOSE

[bubaboos]

watched men's event, showed mom some programs from yesterday and canada and then we finished culinary class wars, what a rollercoaster

[kiwisaurusrexx]

made an affront to god the other night

[thegeminisage]

certified banger of a snack:

obtain some mushrooms and italian dressing

put both of them in some kind of sealed container which then goes into the fridge

wait anywhere from 2-48 hours depending on how you like then. less time milder taste more firmness, more time stronger taste less firmness.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

(optional) reuse the dressing for another 2-3 batches depending on marination time, the longer you marinate the less taste your dressing will have left

[girlwtheowltatt]

I've watched enough culinary shows that when I cook for my family, I'm either waiting for a handshake or to be called an idiot sandwich.

There's really no in-between.

[twobeesinatrenchcoat]

Real time of me suffering the consequences of my actions (I made some of the worst culinary decisions of my life)

[wellnesscard]

im the most carnivorous person ive ever met we really gotta kill this stereotype of boys like steaks n girls like cakes. the male spouse is addicted to raw vegetables im this technically dainty lady and all i ever crave is red meat. i love fruit n veg bc i do notice like the vitamin deficiency if i dont partake but its like my body reminds me to eat that. i want meat all the time. actually its really cool befriending the trappers up here bc i now get to eat beavers and black bears. theyre actually not that unique tasting but apparently the iron content is very elevated.

[senseiwu]

Finally got Maya, Ray and Wu in a multiple exclusive relationship... I'm grateful for this polyamory mod but man is it a little confusing at times.

Speaking of mods!!! I found a blacksmithing mod!!! It uses the handiness skill, but uou can make swords and stuff!!

[pissfizz]

It should be common fucking sense atp to wear a fucking mask or stay home if you’re sick

[gettothedancing]

#if anyone is wondering #Scooter finished school in 2014 and is still working in the culinary industry today #he doesn’t have his own bakery yet but he seems to be successful as a cook #he also got married and started a family :)

[marmorenshud]

gonna be honest nick is the only person on that team who's never done anything bad