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i just KNOW Nobara was waiting to get back at Yuuji for his oppappi shit, i just KNOW she woke up scheming, pre-shibuya Nobara was so pissed like „man i wish i‘d die so i can get back at Yuuji“ and now JJK267 Nobara is like „HEY FUCKASS GUESS WHAT—“ we love you petty queen, go save your boys <3
#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jjk267#kugisaki nobara#she woke up and immediately chose violence#and we wouldnt have it any other way <3#cursed technique: shitpost
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The last colour spread with almost everyone :'') Thank you, Akutami-sensei, for this whirlwind of paingst, feels, and laughs. It wasn't always quite perfect and has its own share of shortcomings, but I was still truly entertained and enamored through it all, so JJK will always have a special place in my cursed edgy little heart 🔥🔥

I love my plant trio children so much, I’m just happy they can continue to be ridiculously silly together like this even at the end.

Some might find this ending too anti-climatic or abrupt with too many loose ends (fair enough assessment… but well, it is what it is). Personally though, I'm a little more partial to this sort of quieter, mundane endings, so I do appreciate and love it a lot. It might seem strange and out of place for a dark horror series like JJK, but after all the tragedy, loss, and despair, I think it's somewhat befitting that Yuuji is given a quiet ending (or another beginning, if you will). The kind that people like Nanami, and even Gojou himself, had fought hard and hoped for, when they had passed the baton on to their students and juniors. That Yuuji is to be able to smile with utmost carefree sincerity with his two best friends by his side once again as they continue forward with their growth as the next generation of jujutsu sorcerers.


The way Sukuna continues to be the funniest jjk villian break expectations when he does the complete opposite and chooses the boring and quiet life this time, much to Mahito's incredulity and dismay lmfao. I don't really find Sukuna's decision here to be all that strange either. He still accepts that his experiences throughout the centuries are of his own volition; that he had chosen to walk the path of violence and destruction of his own accord, and not simply because it was in his "nature". But as much as he is prideful of his strengths and capabilities, he is also self-assured enough to acknowledge that he had ultimately lost to Yuuji and the modern sorcerers of this era, and that this defeat is, perhaps, a cosmic sign that he too can choose to live his next life differently this time.


ALSO.... Yuuji being the one who took Sukuna's cursed finger out from the Stevenson screen, and is now the one who finally returned the non-cursed finger back as a protection talisman; how Sukuna's remains are now used in place of Tengen's as the main pillar and spiritual barrier to protect Japan (and thus, his body has now transcended that of a malignant curse into the protector of humanity, much like his real-world inspiration in Gifu Prefecture); the contrast of the first opening scene at night vs. the final ending scene in daylight.... POETIC CINEMA 🔥 I fucking LOVE bookends 🔥🔥


A Japanese fan also caught this little thematic callback too and how Akutami-sensei had planned this from the start: Stevenson screens should always face North, implying that Sukuna, in the end, also chose to “head North” / "to change / to surpass one's current self" this time in the cycle of samsara, choosing to be reborn into a simpler, mundane life with Uraume instead of perpetuating destruction.
And on a final note, I'm sharing this screencap for posterity because I made this tweet exactly one week ago before the last chapter. I'm always winning on my JJK bingo cards with my predictive cursed shitposting tweets akdjkfjsgbd LMAO

#jjk271#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#ryoumen sukuna#thank you Cyclops Cat for this mad wild ride#truly kept me humoured and entertained amidst the pain of adulting#tldr keysmashing with feels#my cursed technique really is predictive cursed shitposting lol#long post
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does jjk venti get to be cute and get the unaging technique. does he deserve it
#stares at t.engen getting immortality but NOT unaging. v.enti IS built different however#this is a half-shitpost im just bouncing him around jdsvhsd#v.en isn't japanese but i personally think that japan just being special with all its cursed stuff... is stupid!#regardless im fairly certain techniques and curses in other counties isnt impossible. just rarer#considering g.eto had curses from abroad and y.uuta was in?? africa????? or something#☆ / out of character.
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Mélange



Pairing: Okkotsu Yuta x gn!reader
Synopsis: Sometimes humans are not above animals. Sometimes they burn to fulfill the same basic needs and not strive for more in the moment. A full belly, safety, procreation. What happens when all three of them need to be satisfied? Tinged with spice. Under the influence of an unknown substance.
CW: aphrodisiac, dubcon, slight somnophilia, feral and animalistic Yuta, he has cannibalistic thoughts, licking, lovebites, scratching, biting, slight pain, handjob, premature ejaculation, fingering, Reader can feel Yuta’s ring during fingering, slight dacryphilia if you squint, implied multiple rounds, porn with feelings, good old unprotected sex + creampie, both Reader and Yuta are ultra possessive in their own toxic way <33
WC: 3.6k
Credits: my dearest @notveryrussian for proofreading this mess and doing a bit of rework on the tenses <33 the cannibalcore pics are from pinterest
Song rec: needles and pins by deftones and gibson girl by ethel cain both give a nice vibe to the fic as we slowly transition from Yuta's POV to Reader's POV
A/N: Can't believe I'm posting my first one shot here 🥹 After so many unsuccessful attempts to wrap up multichaptered fics, at least, this one messy smut got finished. My first ever finished fic 🥹 And the first to get completed in a relatively short time. Yes, a week is a short time for me. And happy holidays to y’all, this is gonna be the last fic in this year so expect only shitposts from me from now on lmao.
Likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated <33
Minors do not interact or else I'm gonna go apeshit, also a seperate warning for heavy dark content as usual. If there's anything mentioned in the tags that you're not comfortable with, this is not your fic.
Many sorcerers envy the title of special grade. Yuta thinks these people deserve a separate Naraka in Hell. They don’t realize the immense responsibility, they can’t fathom the challenges, the danger of the missions. The threat those curses pose. They only care about the power he carries.
During today’s mission, Yuta realized he’s not entirely an unstoppable force. Even someone like him is weak to certain fighting styles, he can’t counter everything with his wide range of copied techniques. This curse’s grade was well deserved. Whenever the katana slashed deep into it’s skin, a strange kind of gas was emitted from the wounds. Though he eventually exorcised the curse, he did breathe in the weird, sweet-smelling substance. The scent was hard to resist, it felt like the perfect mixture of all his favorite smells, inviting and comforting. However, he trusted his body to withstand the temptation, reinforced to near perfection with cursed energy and the usage of reversed cursed technique.
There was no problem until he finished reporting back to the higher ups and was on the way home. Maybe it was just the fatigue, the late summer heat, the humidity of the night but something made him feel weird. Almost sick. A thin veil of sweat glistened on his skin, his cheeks, ears and upper body were flushed. His chest was heaving, a burning, aching sensation tormented him between his legs, throbbing with a synced rhythm to his heartbeat. All his thoughts narrowed down to one single, inherently primal thing. A need. A hunger.
Shame and confusion swelled inside his chest. How can he lose his composure? How can he want it so badly? If he wasn’t so wired for monogamy, he would have fucked anyone who moved. And with every passing minute the feeling was getting worse. Descending slowly to the brink of madness. Hell, he was close to wheezing and growling like a rabid dog. He already had no patience to find the right key to the door. He could break that shit, he definitely could. He had no idea why, but he could stop himself from doing that. Maybe the insane price to get it fixed.
But the comfort of his home isn’t helping him. He can’t calm down, he can’t unwind. On the contrary, everything intensifies the strange urge in him to act territorial. But it’s only natural when he grew up feeling like he didn’t have anything he could call his own, whether it’s a material possession or a person. Every comprehensible thought vanished from his head. Leaving only the instincts. The need to claim. He immediately goes to the bedroom, not even bothering to have a quick shower or a light meal.
He gazes at your sleeping form, unknowing and peaceful. Innocent and vulnerable like a newborn lamb and he’s… he wouldn’t compare himself to a wolf, he’s a more vicious predator than that, all starved and keen on capturing its prey. Your limbs are thrown in every direction on the mattress, a thin, silk blanket barely concealing your body, but you’re hugging a some of it to your chest. Like you’re missing him, finding solace in the way the material is touching you. The windows are wide open, hoping that the night air can cool you down.
Yuta caught himself almost drooling at the sight. He can’t stop himself, he can’t fight the shameless thoughts plaguing him. The need, the want is stronger than what he deems right in the moment. His steps are quiet, that part of the floor that normally creaks is now completely silent. He looms over you, like a sinful, ungodly spirit, your very own kanashibari that’s bound to you. His weight is pressing down on the mattress ever so slightly, caging your form between his arms. He breathes in the smell of your freshly showered skin. A mixture of heady vanilla, milk and honey. He mindlessly licks a stripe up your thigh, wanting to taste you, to bite you, to tear out a big chunk of your flesh with his teeth to satisfy this torturous hunger he feels for you. More than anything he wants to devour you. Completely. Have you all for himself. The thought alone makes his dick so hard it’s outright painful.
He ascends towards your hips, leaving soft yet wet kisses that make you twitch in your sleep. Yuta swears that he’s more sensitive to all stimuli, his senses are working at their maximum capacity. He’s able to feel every morsel, every particle of you. The soft peach fuzz, the bumps, the ridges of your stretch marks, their pearl-like glistening texture flowing on the surface of your skin like a river. The material of your shorts, loose and thin, he can feel the seams on the band of your underwear through the fabric. Where the bones bend, where flesh folds. Your smell. Not just from the shower gel and the laundry detergent but your natural scent, so strong he believes it’s some kind of weird pheromone that’s driving him wild. To the point he almost considers nudging his nose between your legs, just like dogs do when they smell blood there.
Maybe it’s not entirely wrong to claim you this way. He can spare you from this more primal side of him, you won’t get to see it and despise him for it. It’s enough if he deals with the shame alone, self-deprecation is his ultimate talent afterall. But that can wait until after he finished soothing this excruciating itch. Because now the last remnant of his resolve goes out the window.
He pulls up your shirt all the way up to your chest. His shirt to be exact. It makes his heart flutter, a piece of him enveloping you, makes the boundaries between your sense of selves blend and blur. The thought of you using his stuff as your own feels so right, so promising.
He practically glues his face to the expanse of your stomach. The flesh is so soft between his teeth, feels so good to bite on it, so easy to suck on it until the skin turns a deep purple.
And maybe… maybe he can lower his crotch onto your knees. Just a little. Just for a little friction…
You stir, opening your eyes slowly, tiredness and confusion are still heavy on your expression. And then you feel teeth nipping at your stomach, fingers digging into the dips of your hips firmly, some wetness here and there along your leg.
Your first response is fear.
You start to squirm and fuss, kicking your legs up in the air, not even thinking about who’s doing this to you until Yuta grips your shoulders and pushes you back into the sheets, keeping you still by the weight of his own body, shushing you. You can feel his nails penetrating the skin, branding the crescent Moon itself into your flesh.
“It’s me, don’t panic.”
You’d recognize this voice anywhere, but you blinked a few times just to clear your vision. The striking white of his coat is easy to spot, even in the dimly lit darkness of the room.
“Yuta…?”
Your voice is an ode, a blessing. Even when it’s hoarse and faint after waking up. He bends down and kisses your temple, nuzzling into your hairline, breathing in your scent. His body feels oddly warm, almost overly so, radiating through you. Through your spine, to the very center of your being and that’s when you notice that you’re a little bit… hot and bothered. What has he done to you while you were asleep?
“I’m so sorry…” he whispers an apology. But his voice is just… it’s like his mind is not entirely here. Something is hurting him and he’s trying to conceal it. Barely. You can hear his voice is hitched from the deep breath he takes, in a futile affort to calm himself. “Have you been sleeping for long?”
He asks you for the sake of it, there’s no genuine interest behind it. Even if you were sleeping for hours, it wouldn’t stop him. He couldn’t stop. He genuinely feels like he’ll die if he can’t get it out of his system. He snuggles his face into the crook of your neck, listening to the rhythm of life coursing through your veins. The thought of puncturing your jugular with his teeth is so irresistible. He must do it… It’ll drive him insane if he won’t.
“N-not really.” your answer is weak, all your strength is used to move your arm freely, trying to locate your phone on the bedside table. The light coming from the screen almost blinds you as you’re checking the time. “I went to bed about… half an hour ago.”
He dips his fingers right into the hollow dips between your ribs, he kneads the skin in a way that has his nails slightly scratching you. And then you realize that you’re almost entirely topless.
He traps your earlobe with his teeth, sucking on the soft tissue.
“Y-Yuta…” your voice is more reprimanding that you want it to be. But your patience is starting to run thin. You want to know what the fuck is wrong with him, he never did anything like this before. Even if he’s horny as hell he would ask for your permission because that’s the way he is.
Instead of giving you an answer he bites your neck. Hard. It hurts, it makes you yelp. Shit, that’s gonna leave a mark. And he growls, just like a wild animal.
You squirm, you jolt, trying to get away from the source of your pain with a prolonged hiss. Only one hand of his is enough to stop you from fussing while the other fondles your chest. Your nipple is caught between his fingers, he twists it slightly. You can’t see it getting red, hard and swollen. His moves are awkward and tactless, but somehow they help with soothing the sharp pain in your neck. Your tensed body eases up a little.
He kicks the inner side of your knee with his own, creating a little space in between them, then forces your legs apart with one smooth movement. As he tries to settle right under your core, you feel him brushing the apex of your thigh.
He’s so painfully hard.
You’re sure he can read the instinctual reactions of your body. The rush of adrenaline, your pulse, how your heart is almost breaking your ribs with every beat. You’re getting more and more aware of your surroundings because you have no idea what will happen to you. He pins your wrists down on the bed. He doesn’t want you to escape.
What has gotten into him? Where’s your shy and gentle man, your sweet little angel? The one who needs so much guidance, who gets so awkward about his lack of experience compared to you. The one you need to encourage to talk about what he likes since you won’t judge him for it. Well, angels shouldn’t be benevolent and sweet, right? They’re the soldiers of god after all. And the depth of his psyche is still very much a mystery to you…
“I don’t want to hurt you… I just need you.”
He has no control over his own thoughts, everything on his mind gets blabbered out. Not just that he needs you, but that he wants to fuck you (he rarely uses that word so you’re even more baffled), that he wants to eat you up, bite for bite, digest you so nobody else can have you.
It sounds devoted yet utterly terrifying.
“You’re-“
He’s scary. Well, you knew this prior to crawling into his life. What people thought about him, one rumor more unhinged than the other and you have no idea how much truth there was to them. Everyone has some sort of admiration, respect for him or repulsion of him. You just tend to forget sometimes, how malicious his cursed energy feels, how his eyes never reflect the light, looking outright dead. But it’s all so contradictory to his personality… you know that you’re dear to him, he’s willing to risk everything for his friends, he’s so starved for connection, to carve himself a place within people’s hearts. You blamed the whole phenomenon on Rika. And you took pride in yourself, for taming a monster.
“I feel so…” he suspires, trying his best to contain himself. “… weird.”
And he’s a kind monster indeed, even now, controlling his impulses as he humps your thigh like a feral dog.
“I don’t know if I’m able to hold back, so I need to know….”
His voice is desperate, almost a plea. He’s afraid of himself too. With the last bit of his sanity, he wants to make sure that it’s alright for you, whatever he has in store for you.
You don’t protest.
His lips crash into yours in a violent, hungry kiss. Your teeth clang together, he shoves his entire tongue in your mouth. He grabs the hem of your shorts, peeling off anything that covers you below the waist. You hear the fabric tear. It’s the same with his own clothes too, in a few blinks of your eyes he’s already stark naked.
He takes your hand, pulls it towards him, you can feel him in your palm. So hot, hard and swollen to the touch. He closes your fingers around him and his hips start moving back and forth, fucking himself into your grip. You smear the precum along his length with your fingertips, squeezing lightly when you feel the base. It has him moaning, breathily, more vocal than he usually is. He’s so sensitive, his pace quickens and his voice is thinner, almost like a whimper.
And he groans. Unexpectedly. It bursts deep from his throat. You feel his cum pooling in your palm. Though you may be surprised, you don’t make a big deal about it. You search for tissues on the bedside table to clean your hand like nothing happened.
“Feelin’ okay?”
Your voice is calming, tender, it warms his heart but the mere sight of his cum on your hand makes the blood rush to his dick again.
You sit up to caress his face. You open your mouth to question him, but he won’t let you start your aftercare routine.
“It’s… not enough.”
He grabs your thigh, hooking your leg over his shoulder, giving him better access to your naked core. Your back falls onto the mattress again.
“I’ll take care of you.”
It’s a promise, you’re sure of it.
His fingertips sink into your folds, relief ripples through him when he finds them already wet. He goes all out on you, his thumb circles your clit and two fingers dip in at your entrance, waiting to loosen you up so they can be pushed inside. His nails gently caress your inner thigh, it’s a tickling sensation, goosebumps dot your skin, a sigh dies on your lips. Treating it as a sign, his fingers start stretching your walls. They curl and curl inside you to the point of the cold band of his ring touching your folds, your essence soiling the stainless metal. The symbol of the haunting spirit of his first love. Childish love that it is, unserious, all just a game. The promises… the word forever holds no weight. Or maybe it does but they have no idea how hard it is to maintain those vows.
Can you ever compare to Rika in his eyes? Have the same effect over him? You don’t dare to talk about it just yet. No, the nature of your relationship is not the same. Childhood love is not like adult love, you just want some reassurance. You want to feel important.
And your reassurance is soaking that wretched finger with your juices. Make that wretched ring yours. He spreads his fingers inside you, scissoring you apart, eagerly working to prepare you. You’re holding onto the sheets and the pillows desperately, your body feels so volatile you might as well float away.
When he pulls out you feel hollow, incomplete. But he won’t keep you waiting long. The head of his cock feels like salvation. Scorching hot and wet with the mixed arousal. And he completes you with one smooth thrust. You’re whole, fulfilled, a merged existence worth suffering over. He’s throbbing deep within your walls, pulsating through your nerves. You can’t tell if the noise coming out of him is a moan, a whine, or a growl, you only know that it’s bordering on bestial. Filled with need, an ache, coupled with something beyond your comprehension.
He drills into you, there’s so much strength and resilience in him, it almost makes you scared. But something else also swells inside your chest. An unknown kind of excitement, a thrill, it makes you feverish, wired. The dissonance between his absolutely feral state and the fact that he’d never hurt you. Or maybe he would, in a way that you’d like it. Nobody could bite through your throat with such force that your windpipe breaks, only him, him and no one else.
He holds you at the back of your pelvic bone, lifts you up in an utterly perfect angle. You mewl him that it feels so good, so perfect, so raw. You love this feeling so much. You get completely lost and immersed in it.
“…it?”
His voice is faint yet his broken self-worth shines through it. Poor soul… You didn’t pay attention to his most important desire. He’s a parasite living off of your kind words, but nothing can make him as blissful as knowing you love him, despite everything he despises about himself. And you’ll feed him. Prove it to him that he matters more than the things he does to you.
“Oh Yuta, my sweet…” the rest of the sentence gets stuck in your throat as you open your arms and he crashes into your embrace like a lost, lonely puppy. You hug him tightly, brushing through his locks with a free hand. The sweat makes the strands stick together. “Of course I love you, don’t be silly.”
He might as well have been a puppy in his previous life. And now your words eased his guilt about his temporary condition. He gained your forgiveness.
What he does next is much more instinctual. He folds you in half, where your knees bend, is pressed right against his traps, your heels graze the middle of his back. Now his thrusts have weight, uncovering spots that even you had no idea that existed inside of you. Tears of joy prickle in your eyes, calling upon whatever deity’s name you can think of, off the top of your head. You can swear his pace increases at the sight. It’s so intense a broken cry erupts from your throat.
He thrusts right into a sweet spot, which has you melting and trembling. Please is the only word your lips can form. At this point, you couldn’t care less about the lewd sounds of your skin slapping together or the squelching noises that make the whole act sloppy, shameless and primal, you only want to reach your peak, and you’re not far from it as you’re clenching around him with a rhythm that you have no control over.
It crashes, it ruptures, sudden, sharp and hot like an electric spark. A scream empties your lungs, but Yuta muffles it with sealing his mouth onto yours. You feel yourself getting filled as you’re convulsing around his length.
After he fucks you through your orgasm you feel yourself shaking, your whole body is limp, numb, drifting slowly to sleep. You’re both soaked in sweat, your bodies stick together but there’s a need to bond further in each other’s embrace. You plant a kiss between his locks, praising him, telling him you love him. Satisfaction clouds your mind, like a soft, pillowy pink mist.
However, his cock is still not soft.
“I have no idea what has gotten into you.” you tell him, marveling, as you’re still catching on your breath. “I like it though, but you owe me an explanation.”
He handles you gently, like you’re some precious thing, made from glass, fragile. Your body is like a ragdoll’s, he has you lying on your stomach, lazily, flatly, you might as well fuse together with the mattress. Calloused fingers are drawing nonfigurative shapes on your shoulder blades.
“I’ll tell you right after we finish.”
Your blood runs cold for a moment.
“Again? Yuta, for the love of god I’m exhausted.” you whine.
He apologetically kisses your spine.
“Just this one, okay? Please? I’ll do all the work, I’ll make it quick. You only need to relax, you can sleep even.”
You want to tell him that sounds a little bit creepy, but you don’t have the strength to talk. He kisses the two shallow dimples right above your tailbone. His gaze lingers on your folds, admiring how red and swollen you are.
“If you manage to make me cum again, you deserve a fucking award.” you comment, face nuzzled into the pillow, your voice is obviously snarky.
You can feel teeth sinking into the flesh of your asscheek. The mark that is burning on your neck found it’s pair. He presses down your overly sensitive clit with his thumb, balancing the pain out with pleasure. But it gets overstimulated so easily, you feel the need to bite the pillow.
You brace yourself with a deep breath through your nose. You’re going to pay him back next time, you promise yourself that you’ll make a begging, crying mess out of him, and the thought makes you chuckle.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#yuta okkotsu x reader#okkotsu yuta x reader#okkotsu yuuta x reader#do not perceive me please idk how I came up with the whole cannibalcore pipeline#yuta okkotsu x you#jjk x reader#meesa writes
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Store: A case study 🔪🖤
Have such a love for the eldritch so Store and his little butchery thing are fascinating to me, like i love this awkward pool toy looking bird so much and I've decided to make it everyones problem with this shitpost
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Anyone too lazy to read all that tho, heres a quick summary of all points below that paint the picture of who Store really is:
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A businessman 👨💼📈
Concerned greatly about the future of his establishment < takes an active approach by engaging in production and release of new products. 💡
Monopoly: market forces are irrelevant < sole seller < niche market < great profits 💹
Great Marketing Skills < Utilises marketing techniques 🗂
Is a TV celebrity 🎥⭐️
Has a Phd 🎓
Loves Boss ❤️
Great hygiene 🫧🧼
Supports native fauna and flora 🌷🦇
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now lets get into it -
Inside his Butchery :
I literally love how he has just chucked all the devil meat into a literal bookshelf, like no fridge, no glass case, no nothing , just straight into the shelves.
But then i also noticed the sign at the top which translates to 'Old Meat' apparently , which made it even funnier to me like anything not fresh he just shoved right in there and thats just how you run an institute at the end of the day
2. We got some unintelligible posters, like what are those?? I kept squinting and turning the screen upside down, could literally not tell whatsover
3. Speaking of posters though, in a bonus curse the posters were replaced with a Chidaruma picture and honestly thats the cutest thing ever , big 'i love my boss' energy.
But I need to know the specifics now like was Chidaruma handing pictures, like where did Store get that pic from?
4. At another point also, after Asu was butchered, we had a new posted hand written talking about fresh meat?
So Store can write now??? Is my manic angel bird demon educated? its giving phd
5. Lastly on the point of posters, Store is out there promoting sales - a whole 20% off, he is running a business!!!
6. We got a little ottoman chair, dont want the waiting customer to be standing and getting tired ofc
7. Those horn like things that are all over Hell are also hanging from the ceiling and thats confusing to me cause like was this an active decor decision?
cause i know damn well it didnt come with the property - unless theyre like a sort of flora or fungus idk
[not even going to comment on the bats]
8. Hanging helps tenderise the meat, and its a common practice where butchers will hang the animal bodies in fridges and freezers and whatnot, but have you also considered you can just hang it in the middle of your shop, right in the open, over the customer's head?
9. Are these bones??
10. mysterious liquid jars??? (its blood isnt it)
11. A sink with some soap, we love hygiene ❤️ - An a kettle cause why not we know store likes tea
12. But then on the topic of meat, you also have sausages at a certain point - And im 99% sure Store only deals in Devil Meat (talk about niche market) , so hes just flat out making devil sausages?
Which actually not surprising - his pie chart literally shows how hes working on new releases, I mean we got a mince meat version now! ++ the Niku Strong K that helps with hair loss!
13. Big of him to be worried about keeping devil meat fresh when hes out there storing meat uncovered in room temperature but im not judging
14. Expandable areas -- There's extra rooms to the butchery we havent been shown and now I have to be mad and wonder cause how does this thing live!!!! I need to know!
My guess: guessing he has like an actual meat prep room, plus if hes mincing and making sausages sure he should have a space for that -- I think he also lives there (?) so guessing another extra room could be his room.
15. Extra: Store in a tshirt and a bib - love.
Outside the Butchery :
All these trash bags must be waste, but now I wonder who collects the trash? Does Hell has its own trash collection system?
Also is that a satellite?? Store watches TV? good for him. Actually no surprise there since he has his own channel he stars in (celebrity ⭐️)
Anyways 10/10 , he's doing a great job
Final author note: You know in retrospect, if i was one of the strongest beings in existence that could kill Devils and was the only one thus handlind Devil meat thats so essential to the lifecyle of devils, I also wouldnt give a fuck and a chuck all the meat raw in the shelves - either take it and pay up or leave it , idc
#this was so much fun please never tell me to get a life#Store#dorohedoro#shitpost#dorohedoro reread#chidaruma#drhdr#hayashida
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~ Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone... ~
Welcome to the dark side~ This is where I post my darker/gore art. Be warned, blood, gore, and body horror is on this page, so tread with care.
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𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬
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𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖
not spoilers-free. contains sfw and nsfw content—so pick your poison. i’m not your police and therefore, not responsible for what you see. read warnings !
this is also my personal blog in which i post my thoughts and random posts so don't expect it to be fully about fics. there are tags for you to block if necessary
𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄
of basic dni criteria (racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.)
porn link posters
subposting often and disguising it as “shitposts” or “opinions”
haters of my works/opinions
against fics basing off manhwas/tv shows
for subposting: i do not subpost. but i’m also no pushover. if you dare to subpost about me first then i won’t hesitate to respond it so don’t you dare to play victim—you started it
this is my safe space and also intended for those who genuinely want to have fun too, so if you intend to spoil it, please just reflect hard on yourself and begone for both our sakes
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please be respectful. i don’t appreciate swear words being used in asks sent to me (or targeted to my anons). anything remotely close to unpleasantries will go straight to trash bin on sight
do not rant about or bring discourse into my askbox
do not spam like or i’ll block you. tumblr will think i have a bot and shadowbans me. if you want to show support, please reblog instead. rule of thumb: mass like + mass reblog = OK // mass like = NO // mass reblog = OK
do not send questions about other writers to my askbox. if you want to clarify or bring something to my attention, then ask it in my dms or off-anon. but if your intent is to start discourse between me and other writers, then do your worst because i won’t entertain you
i put reblogs, asks and posts on queue, so if i haven’t replied your asks or messages and you see me reblogging or posting answers, that’s because they've been queued—i’m not ignoring you! i will get back to you asap! and my askbox has like 100+ messages, so it’s taking me a while to answer them too
you can talk to me outside my fics! you can randomly drop by my askbox but no trauma dumping (because i'm not a professional) and be nice!
do not ask me to become mutuals. i follow on my own accord. we can always be friends even if we are not though!
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i write female reader only, for: ⟡ jujutsu kaisen: gojo, megumi, nanami ⟡ love & deepspace: sylus, zayne, xavier
do not rush me to write. i’m an adult with 8-5 office job. there’s a lot going on in my life and writing is just something i do as a hobby and for free. i can write/post as soon as the next day, next month, or never
i mainly write fluff, angst, crack and occasionally, smut i don’t write: bimbo reader/dumbification, degradation, hate sex, period sex, poly, dark content (rape, incest, stepcest, non/dubcon, etc), vulgar kinks (vomit, scat, piss, sex toys, etc)
please do not ask me to write specific traits/attributes (e.g skin tone/weapon/cursed technique) for the reader and by default, she is always described as smaller/shorter than the characters i'm writing. if you have problem with this, then kindly block me and move on—any preaching/hate comments will be blocked immediately!
do not use my headers, headcanons, gifs, plagiarize my fics for your blog/send it to another blog to write it. i will call you out for plagiarism—and it’s not going to end pretty, so just don’t
i do not allow translations or reposts in other platforms such as wattpad or tiktok. should i ever catch you, i’ll call you out as well
i have no qualms with aging up so if you’re a bigot who can't separate fiction and reality then my blog isn’t for you. do not interact or just block me, and do not bring discourse about this to my askbox. you’ll get ignored, blocked and reported
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porn links poster. say what you want, there’s no justification for it—porn links are not writings!
spam liking without reblogging. there’s no reason for you to mass like my posts if you’re just mindlessly liking it. please at least reblog instead to show support
leaving rude comments. i don't tolerate rudeness in my blog
plagiarists. pretty self-explanatory, these shits must be driven out of here
subposting often. mutuals or not, i’m blocking you. vaguely spreading hate about me/other creators in the form of “rambles” or “shitposts” just because you don’t like someone is peak children behavior. i don’t want that in my dash!
a bigot, problematic individual, or instigating discourses. i neither have the time to deal with these shits nor do i want to partake in them, so goodbye. and if you’re affiliated with them, i’ll block you too
making me uncomfortable. i’m curating my own experience too here so if i see you posting or venting things i don’t want to see in my dash, i’m going to block you—this also applies to mutuals. no hard feelings, i just want to keep my peace
for mutuals: if you want to break the mutual, feel free to do so—but please hard-block so i won’t refollow you by accident
i believe this goes without saying, but if you disagree with any of my rules above, then my blog is obviously not for you
thank you for those who have made it this far! i don't mean to sound harsh — i'm just establishing boundaries. if you have any further questions or unsure about certain topics i can write, feel free to send me an ask, i promise i don't bite :)
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Thinking about how Gojo sniffed a spot where Geto was sitting and was like it must be him, sir you haven’t seen him in like ten years how much did you sniff him in high school to know this
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#satosugu#getou suguru#stsg#sugusato#this scene made me wonder so much about gojo#jjk shitpost#this is a joke i know it was about his cursed energy#and how gojo can sense it strongly cause of his techniques
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doesn‘t matter if you view itafushikugi as platonic or romantic, we all agree they are a package deal only.
[slaps a DO NOT SEPARATE label on them]
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I like the fact that he's the only pure guy in this show pls don't take that from me it's the only thing I have

Chikan Megumi using his shadow technique, sneaking in your shadow to look under your skirt and getting hard at the vue of your cute panties..........................uh
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Still mildly amused and laughing at how apparently the key to saving Megumi’s soul was really just:- Yuuji: I don’t have the right to ask you to continue living... But it’s lonely without you, Fushiguro 🥺 Megumi: ….. Megumi: Well Sukuna be damned, guess I’ll just HAVE to live for Yuuji Also really loving how the opening scenes for Ch.266 and Ch.268 parallel each other with similar panels. In Ch.266, Yuuji, as the protagonist and a symbol of compassion and mercy, is shown reaching out to Megumi and sharing his sincerest feelings and wishes, which rekindled a spark within Megumi. Then in Ch.268, Sukuna, as the antagonist who has been a force of destruction and evil incarnate throughout the entire series, tries to quench and stifle Megumi's will and what little spark of hope (by Yuuji) with overwhelming despair once again. sorry Sukuna, but it seems that Megumi will always choose Yuuji over you LOL I think knowing Nobara is still alive and fighting back with defiance also made Megumi realise that there were just as many other people, like him and unlike him, who are still struggling to live on despite their own loss and hardships; that maybe he too could still continue to struggle on alongside his friends despite all the pain and suffering, because he’s reminded yet again that he's not completely alone even with the loss of his cherished sister, Tsumiki.


Ahhhh seeing my OT3 back together again makes me so happy I LVOE THEM.... !!! ❤️🔥 I've always believed in (HOPED FOR) a bittersweet conclusion and ending for JJK but it's different to read it happening now :__) But as evil and cursed as the Cyclops Cat can be, I had always gotten the sense and suspected that Akutami-sensei is actually sentimental (?) about wanting wrap up things up in a more hopeful note for the Jujutech kids and future generation of sorcerers.

MEGUMI OPENLY SMILING AND LAUGHING?? FOR YUUJI AND NOBARA TO SEE??? AAAAAJAKDJF MY PETULANT BRAT CHILD The way he just laughed after learning that his deadbeat dad was long dead because Gojou had already off’d him is so fucking funny lmfaooo Papaguro must be rolling in his grave XD If he were still alive to see it, I think Touji would laugh at Megumi’s reaction too though, because he would probably do the same LOL.


Not too sure how I feel about Sukuna just letting himself fade away in full spite because he still can’t stomach Yuuji’s pity and compassion even at the end, but that’s also.... Very Sukuna. "Accept human compassion and mercy? Eugh how revolting, I’d rather just DIE!” Rest in pieces, Sukuna, you are truly the funniest JJK villain and the King of I Don't Give A Fuck I Do What I Want!! lol
#jjk268#jjk manga spoilers#long post#jujutsu kaisen#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#ryoumen sukuna#ot3: tell everyone it wasn't so bad#almost can't believe akutami actually gave me what i wanted lol#apparently keysmashing cursed tweets/shitposts into the void#brings half of them to life#predictive shitposting tweets is my max cursed technique lol#can't believe we really just have 3 chapters left....#tldr keysmashing with feels
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megumi, 7: is that a white hair i see
gojo, just turned 19: A WHAT.
#i think kid megumi fucked with gojo so much#gojo getting migraines bc of his cursed technique? noooo#gojo getting migraines because some random kid loves fucking with him? yeah#i have so many of these incorrect quotes i wanna use in htrr so#might as well dump them all here while i work on it#jjk shitpost#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi
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but the yoyo-man just kept on yo-ing
insp
#jujutsu kaisen#gojou satoru#his curse technique blue is a blue yoyo and red is a red yoyo#if he fuses two yoyos together he makes purple#and blasts hanami w it#kasdh just a shitpost that i spent too much time on#twas fun#myshit
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Concept: au with Suigetsu as the jinchuuriki of Saiken.
#ooc#suigetsu ; shitpost#id probably never use the verse tbh#but I really enjoy like#fleshing out ideas like that??#idk thats the fun part for me#plus I wanna play around with bubble jutsu + hydrification hozuki technique#and somehow incorporate Suigetsu’s wind nature#AND a curse seal from oro to control saiken#idk cool shit
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