based on existing evidence i unmasked masked kid
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me: I'm not a dog person.
my little sister: What are you talking about? Dogs LOVE you.
me: That's not what that means.
my sister: It's the important part. Who cares how you feel.
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After his stretching yawn, Sunny heard Omori's feline form walk through the door flap.
"Oh hey, good morning Omor-"
Omori stared at the odd look Sunny was displaying.
"What, is there something on my face?"
Sunny looked in bewilderment at the cat with human ears.
"Uh, I think you're forgetting something" Sunny pointed to his own ears.
Omori pondered for a moment, before remembering he didn't care about whatever it was, and just scratched behind his ear with his hind foot.
FDJDNDJD STOP I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE GDI
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Miss rika do you want some of my pizza
"...Tell me what exactly is on it first and sure, I'll try anything once."
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out
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(via @slop.guru on Bluesky)
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