#cute cannibal

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[gossippool]

people have been talking about wwiii but NO ONE mentioned that logan TOOK OUT A PIECE OF HIS LEG for WADE TO EAT so he wouldn't DIE?

[yandereunsolved]

Bae you know how Seasmoke claimed Addam? How about an isekai reader getting claimed by The Cannibal?

Targaryans to Cannibal: I shall claim you as my dragon!

Cannibal: *spits out fire at their direction in anger*

Reader getting their ass isekai'd to a very dangerous world that had their paranoia spill the chart with a dragon, Cannibal, claiming them: BACK! BACK I SAY YOU BEAST! BACK! I DON'T TASTE GOOD!

Cannibal: *choices the weirdly dressed human that appeared out of nowhere as its companion* *growls*

Reader in panic: Don't growl at me you overgrown lizard! My sleep schedule is fucked and I can't even take care of myself! What makes you think I can-

Short human and temperamental dragon in a nutshell

Sweetheart, yes.

The targaryens are just incredibly confused that such a gigantic dragon is following around a person they have never seen. The poor thing. Reader can't even get away from The Cannibal.

They just nudge reader and huff angrily, burning anyone who gets near reader.

Reader is just like: "No! We do not kill villagers. Bad Cannibal. >:("

The Cannibal is like "okay momma/poppa. 🥺"

Reader is now going to have to deal with a yandere Team Black & Green.

[diaphorotes]

Ouroboros

[sillyfurry]



Cannibalism!!! cannibalism!!! human meat, flesh flesh flesh!!!  meatcore 🥩 guys…. I think my mental illness is showing….

[novaisheartless]

real♡︎

[katyakurae]

Lucifer: The doe eyes are not going to work Alastor! You just eat a guy!

Alastor: It was tasty :3

They're so silly. I love them.

One of these doodles ended being a full fanart.

[glittergroovy]

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[caprenoctem]

Is it Radiorose week? I don't know. Here's some cuties anyway :> 📻🌹

[slugxmilk]

[peceraynadamas]

Old people <3

[proxythe]

mamas boy? ? ?? aka i dont pay attention to any of the official lore they drop n i make up my own

[saltytearsofjoy]

Second Skin

[sahnejungsliebhaber]

🐷

“Keine Lust auf zur Fahrt auf die Eingeboreneninsel? Ach komm schon. Du wirst sehen dort gibt es auch leckeres Essen und die Eingeborenen werden dich lieben. Du wirst sehen, sie werden dich wie ein Ehrengast behandeln und dich die nächsten Wochen nur verwöhnen – vor allem mit leckerem Essen.“

Sie werden dich sosehr lieben, dass sie dich für immer dabehalten in gewisser Weise.

“Not in the mood for a trip to Native Island? Oh come on. You'll see there's also tasty food there and the natives will love you. You'll see, they'll treat you like an honored guest and spoil you for the next few weeks - especially with delicious food.”

They will love you so much that they will keep you there forever in a way.

[miss-menhera]

FAIR WARNING: Oversharing thoughts about lusting over how Adam would taste like somehow turns into a ramble about how Angels ACTUALLY taste like. Messy brainless drabble.

(I am legimately mentally ill and an oversharer if you're squeamish I advise you not to interact with me cuz I always say weird shit, I am absolutely shameless and unconcerned by backlash and I associated borderline cannibalism with pure adoration so bear with me😭)

You know when someone is so cute, you go "you're so cute, I could eat you" yes? No? Either way I legimately could take a bite out of someone I adore. I know people get this urge with animals, so perhaps it's more normal than I think

So I was thinking about Adam's cock, and what his cum would be and what it would taste like,(I came heh to the conclusion it would probably be alot, so thick, hard to swallow and salty asf due to his diet) then if that couldn't get any worse I started thinking "What if I bit his 40 inch dick off the moment he starts boasting and saying demeaning stuff", AND then that somehow went into even more unhinged territory and turned into what if I bit and swallowed his dick too?

Then I came back to my senses and I was like wow, that would be kinda gross and cruel huh?

Then I also thought meh it's gonna grow back in like 3 seconds cuz he ain't human and he'd probably be all scared or incredibly mad, and I dont mind either of those options so it's a win-win no matter what, he could either fuck me with pure rage or scramble away leave me a edged mess.

Then I stopped thinking horny and my thoughts went to "AH I love him so much I could bite a piece of his arm off T- T" to "Hold on a second what do angels taste like.."

You know what guys? The cannibals were kinda based in Hazbin Hotel?

Like honestly I myself, kinda wanna know what Angel's wings taste like? I feel like they'd be like huge chicken wings, and also Angels bleed glowy GOLD? That can't taste like blood, what does that taste like? Their blood looks like shiny sweetsour sauce, what if fried angels taste like chicken tenders marinated in sweet n sour sauce. Adam is 11 feet tall and fat ast he'd be literally delicious and he could feed whole cannibal town for a week.

..I guess this means Adam isn't a dick, he's a cock heh.

No seriously what if I took a bite out of him? Then what? Who's gonna stop me? Salmonella? Nuh-huh. Is (fictional)cannibalism a love language? Can it be actively practiced? Should I take my pills? Should I stop thinking about eating men I like? What sin do these thoughts represent? Lust? Gluttony? Even if there's 0 malice in my words? Is this what they call girl thoughts? Should i stop? Should I go dry my hair? I think I should go dry my hair.

This will get me on some sort of blacklist and blocked by alot of people I think

[nooooough]

el bobi