#cutest teddy bear❤️

[jhoneybees]

How could you not find him attractive in his later years?

Look at that smile🥺

Alright, if you all know what this post is going to be about then that's great, for those who don't then you may scroll past or keep reading.

I definitely don't want my blog to become ranting about drama and disagreements or anything, I'm just willing to share my opinion on this matter.

Please just ignore if I don't make sense but there has been something going on about sexualizing Elvis in his later years, some people don't like him in his 'fatter' stage which is fine, understandable, not your type, but to go tell people that it's disgusting and disrespectful to sexualize him.

One thing, those people you're saying that to they love him in so many ways than one. Definitely not just because of his looks and two it's not just Elvis that gets sexualized.

For those who like him for his looks, that's great, I think he's a sexy, breedable, adorable, sweet man as well.

Anyways, it's not very respectful for you to force something like this on others. If you don't agree with what we're doing then sorry to be the break of bad news but that's just too bad.

I don't know about others but I really do think for us to love him even in his later years, it would make him so happy and loved. I've read somewhere he's had a face lift and you know why? Of course, it's to keep being good looking on screen and pictures but it's also because he was insecure.

Now just think about that, would you like it if people are laughing and calling you names for your weight and figure even though your mind is already filled with terrible self doubting thoughts and not only that but having awful, energy draining health conditions?

And how about even after you pass there are people, forty odd years into the future, doing the same thing? Saying that you 'lost your good looks' because of your growing, wider figure?

Would you like that?

To me it seems like you're just being disrespectful.

I just think we gotta support each other with what we like, love and enjoy and I really do think Elvis would think the same.

[eminems-skittles]

can i request 8. christmas morning with mr jamie drysdale please n thank u!!!

pairings: jamie drysdale x reader

warnings: cheesy, fluff, a dog

a/n: my first smau at the end!! lmk if u want more <3

25 days of christmas event!

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the light scratch of facial hair rubbed against the crook your neck pulled you out of your sleep. you sighed at the feeling jamie tighten his arms around you and you relaxed into his hold, your back almost melting against his bare chest.

“merry christmas, baby,” he whispered, his voice still clouded with sleep. his lips moved to plant soft kisses against the column of your neck. he smiled as he felt you turn in his arms, your back against the bed as you looked up at him. propped up on his side, he pulled away and smiled down at you.

“merry christmas, jamie,” you whispered back to him. bringing a hand up to his cheek, you pulled him down to kiss you. his lips met yours, the scruff on his face tickling your cheeks. jamie broke the kiss with a big smile on his face.

“i have a present for you,” he whispered.

“if it’s what i think it is, i can feel it against my thigh,” you laughed. jamie’s head fell against the pillows as he laughed.

“not that,” he said between laughs. “though, you can have that too if you want it.”

“later,” you said with a small wink. “what’s the present?”

“it’s in the living room. you gotta go find it,” jamie told you. he rolled over to get off of the bed, before going around the other side to wait for you. you scrambled out of bed, going to lead the way to the living room when your eyes landed on the pajama pants jamie was wearing.

“cute pants,” you said with a smile. they had a pattern with an elf playing hockey and matched your nightgown.

“thank you, they match with my girlfriend so they’re pretty sick,” he said as he pulled you into his arms. he kissed you again and smiled down at you. “you ready?”

you nodded and the two of you walked into the living room, jamie leading the way. in front of the tree, there were several boxes that you had seen before and one you hadn’t. it wasn’t too big, but it definitely wasn’t small and the lid was barely on it.

“can i open it?” you asked as you bent down to grab it. jamie nodded and told you to leave it on the ground before opening it. removing the lid, a gasp left your lips. inside the box was a tiny puppy with a bow on its collar. “jamie! are you for real? is this puppy ours?”

“yeah, baby. this is our puppy. here, take him out of the box,” jamie said, helping hold the box as you gently lifted up the tiny dog.

“hi baby!” you said as the dog licked your face. “aren’t you just the cutest little thing? jamie, he’s perfect. how did you even get him in here?”

“well, i picked him up yesterday and then z said he would watch him for the night. he dropped him off a little before you woke up,” jamie explained. “what do you think we should name him?”

“teddy?” you asked. “he’s like a little teddy bear.”

“that’s perfect.”

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[bonkwosher]

Could you please do headcanons of trapper and frank with an affectionate reader please ✨❤️👍

A/N: YES! REQUESTS! MY LIFE SOURCE. Anyways, thank you lol. For the hell of it, I'm adding David from the guest bc I love him too & that way they can all be on one page. I hope you liked it, I kinda dove more into how they show affection but tried to include you being affectionate where I could.

Pairing(s): Travis "Trapper" Beasley x GN!Reader, Adam "Frank" Barnett x GN!Reader (Separate), David Collins x GN!Reader (Separate)

Contains: Frank being a tough guy, Trapper being a golden retriever boyfriend, David being a big gentlemanly teddy bear

Frank:

Public Affection/PDA

Frank would, at the very least, pretend he hated it in front of others. Especially if you ended up hanging around any of his criminal contacts, though I doubt he'd let that happens. You'd probably be his source of goodness in the world & he wouldn't want things to mix.

Stuff like you'd hug him & he'd freeze, sighing, "Y/N..." dragging out your name.

Peppering kisses all over his face he'd try to push you off as lightly as he can.

You'd try to pull him into a kiss by his jacket lapels & though you succeed you'll hear a muffled "We're in public" against your lips, only causing you to laugh.

You know he's just being dramatic, he really doesn't care too much, it's just a matter of keeping up his tough guy image. If there were ever a time he really didn't want PDA he'd let you know & you would respect that. It's just a quirk of his to pretend he doesn't want it no matter how much he relishes in your every touch.

Behind Closed Doors

Now, here he feels a lot more comfortable, especially in either of your homes. He may not reciprocate exactly what you do but he will show you how much your affection brings him joy. It somehow ends up horny a lot.

Whenever you watch tv or movies together he likes to have a hand on your thigh, around your shoulders, or massage your feet. The couch is one place where he's always attached to you. He lives for the pleased hums you make when he relieves your tension.

Frank likes to sleep closest to the door when you two sleep. Without thinking about it, it's a way to show he cares about you. Frank has the facade of only caring about himself, always thinking about number one & all. But really you mean more to him than he means to himself. Frank would happily throw himself in the line of gunfire just to see you smile one more time.

Trapper:

Public Affection/PDA

Trapper becomes the world's cutest little ball of sludge. You compliment him & he's already down on one knee.

You swear when you hug him he gets all warm & fuzzy. He tells you it's because he loves you so much, that & he never wants to see you cold so him being a human heater is just another reason you guys are a perfect match.

You'll somehow weasel your way into the trip into hollow earth, one of the many conditions being you sit next to Trapper on the way down. When he teases Bernie he'll immediately turn to you & smile, making sure you know he was joking about possibly being able to swallow your own tongue. You just continue to hold his hand & laugh quietly.

If, at any point, you fall asleep in the jet & happen to have your head fall on his shoulder he will lose his mind. He will turn to Ilene & get her attention, pointing to how adorable you are until she agrees. His heart is beating so fast, butterflies in his stomach. He glances down at you with admiration, holding you tight.

As you guys walk through the forest, you hug into his side to keep warm. If that's not enough he will give you his over shirt & won't stop commenting about how amazing you look in it.

You definitely bought him at least one of his necklaces & no he won't stop talking about how much he loves it, especially with other people. "You know, my partner Y/N got this for me. It's my favorite of all my necklaces, I don't know what I'd do if I lost it."

Behind Closed Doors

Trapper is all over you. You definitely take turns sleeping on top of each other. When he sleeps on top of you he 1000% drools on you.. When you sleep on top of him, he gets so incredibly giddy. He has so many photos of you, with your permission. A particularly cute one is his phone wallpaper so he sees it every time he opens it.

He likes to cook you dinners because he likes doing things for you, but your reaction is a huge motivator too. The smile on your face, the amazing look you give him after the first bite, the endless praise of his cooking.

Trapper would definitely find the time to, on occasion, bring you breakfast in bed for the same reasons.

David:

Public Affection/PDA

David is very gentlemanly, so he doesn't like much PDA. No matter who you're hanging out with he keeps the affection to a minimum, but he always makes sure everyone knows you're his partner. A hand on the thigh is his go to, if you're sitting in a booth or on a couch his arm may find its way over your shoulders.

When the two of you get a moment alone, falling behind in the group, turning a corner, whatever it may be. You find the time to give him little pecks on the cheek, mouth, forehead, etc. David will lightly grab your arm & give you a little smile, before his hand drops down to yours & the two of you continue walking.

David is a talker, he can get anything he wants with his words & control any situation. The only time he starts to stumble is when you show him affection.

One time he was trying to intimidate a guy who flirted with you at the bar. You came up behind him & ran your hands across the expanse of his chest before pulling him into a hug. He actually began stuttering a little. This is something you would tease him about for a long time.

Behind Closed Doors

David is all over you, his hands never leaving your body in any situation. As soon as you step past the door way, sometimes even before that, David is kissing all over you.

David didn't get much sleep before meeting you. He doesn't really need it, but it was also because of a little fixation of his. He can't fall asleep without holding something. Sometimes pillows work, but he'd get teased for cuddling a pillow in his sleep in the army. So he stopped for a long time, getting as little sleep as he could.

The first night he spent at your house, he let you know he probably wouldn't sleep much & you were fine with that. But once you got tired, you curled up in his side & draped your arm over his chest. With one big yawn, you nestled your head into his shoulder, murmuring how much you care about him as you drifted off. David wrapped his arms around you to provide you comfort while you try to sleep. He smiled down at you as you slept, slowly feeling his eyelids grow heavy. He then got the most peaceful sleep he'd ever had.

When you wake up he has you trapped in an iron grasp, it's not hurting you in the slightest but there's no way out. You simply have to wait for this big teddy bear to wake up.

He likes to cook with you, happy to cook for you if you need to relax. But he really enjoys both of you being in the kitchen together. He especially likes to come up behind you while you're preparing the food, holding your hips & kissing down your face & neck.

A/N: If you'd like more please request! I'll do my best!

[regamoth]

Can I make a hobbit request? Could you do Thorin, Bilbo and Elrond (maybe Beorn if you can write him?) with an S/O who talks in their sleep? Maybe they say something funny or something. Idk its up to you :) Tysm! Have a good day ❤️

⋆ Masterlist

⋆ This is only Headcanon.

⋆ Pairings: Thorin Oakenshield x gn!reader, Bilbo Baggins x gn!reader, Elrond x gn!reader, Beorn x gn!reader.

⋆ TW: None I think, it's just fluff.

⋆ Note: fun fact about me: when I was a kid I had a massive crush on Legolas, but growing up I found myself being more of a Thorin person. Idk he's just so special.

Thorin: I think he would secretly love it and find it really cute and funny. But the grumpy dwarf he is will just tell his s/o that he had trouble sleeping because of that (even if he notes what they're saying every night). He might tell them it's cute sometimes if he's feeling soft.

Bilbo: The "Before journey Bilbo" would need his good night's sleep to be up and ready to... do nothing, just be a cute lil hobbit. But anyway he'd be quite annoyed at first. But I think he'd realize that his s/o talking in their sleep just comes with the package of loving them, so he'd become softer and just let you be.

The "After journey Bilbo" would not care AT ALL. I mean, he slept for over a year next to thirteen tractor-like snoring dwarves. So a s/o that just talks in their sleep is one of the cutest things he's ever seen. He'd be so cute and understanding about it, even sometimes telling you what you said if you're okay with it.

Elrond: Even if Elrond seems to be someone who's quite serious and uneasy to amuse, he'd find it really funny to listen to his partner talking while they're sleeping. I think he'd tell them as soon as they wake up (in a sassy voice ofc), along with the exact words that they said. If it makes them uncomfortable he'd reassure them and tell them it's okay, that he thinks it's cute.

Beorn: This man is literally a giant teddy bear, and even if he may seem serious and impressive, he's really soft. I think he would not care at all like- I'm not even sure he'd tell them. I feel like he's a heavy sleeper so I think he might take a lot of time to realize that his s/o actually talks in their sleep. And honestly, he might talk in his sleep too lol.

[shelbgrey]

hi! would you please do a dating seeley booth headcanon sfw/nsfw? i really love your work ❣️❣️❣️

Dating Seeley Booth Headcanons:

Paring: Seeley Booth x reader

Summary: just some headcanons about dating the toughest, cutest FBI agent I know.

A/n: some NSFW content is included so beware

❤️Dating Seeley Booth Mood board ❤️MasterList

So you work at the Jeffersonian, I just feel Seeley is just attracted to badass smart girls, and that's what you are.

He can't help but love your nerdyness and you never sees to amaze him.

So you guys would be through Cam, she was your best friend and she thought you two would hit it off. That was true but what she didn't realize the age gap.

It's not bad and there's no reason to go into too much detail, but I feel like Seeley would indeed go for you the second he got the chance but I think he'd be insecure about his age.

We know he doesn't really talk about his feelings, but the thoughts about being too old would cross his mind. He's probably only like five years old so it's not a big deal, but when he sees you laughing with Lance he can't help but feel you deserve someone your age.

You got that thought out of his head quickly and reassured you wanted him and only him.

Of course it's now a joke to you two, now you can joke about it and your Friends do to.

“Hodgins, you call it daddy issues, I call it taking care of the elderly” you joked. Seeley spit his beer out not prepared for your response.

Now, let's stop being so down in the dumps and talk the good stuff.

Now this would be a friends to lovers, at first he was your best friend and your shoulder to cry on, but it didn't take long for you to fall head over heals for him.

You tried to ignore it and didn't want to really ruin your friendship, but you quickly found out he felt exactly the same.

He has no problem opening up to you, in fact if he wasn't to talk about the war or maybe a rough case he'd go to you. Your his 'Shrink' and it annoys Lance like crazy.

You wear his dog tags for luck, one time when he was off in another state for a case you wore them because you missed him. The it kinda turned into a good luck charm.

It made his heart swell with love when he found out, you didn't really think he'd be mad but you didn't know what his response would be.

“they look better on you anyways”

Being with and FBI/army man means you have a designated bodyguard, you never felt so safe than you do when your with him.

One of your first dates was a hockey game, that peaked your interest and you asked him to teach you how to play.

He's always there to catch you when your about to fall on the ice, and if he can't get you in time he'll fall too so you don't get embarrassed.

After awhile you guy just ended up sword fighting with the hockey sticks, he also kept the Puck you guys played with and he keeps it in his office.

Speaking of office, you can go in his when ever you want cuz he made a key for you.

If your cold you'll steal his goofy socks or his jackets, he had theses black socks with cute little aliens on them that he now only sees if your wearing them.

He gives the best bear hugs, you just feel so safe and warm in his muscular arms.

You love just being in his arms, there's no feeling better than that.

His arms or hands will he around your waist any chance he gets, he loves your curves and your body... He just wants to hold you all the time.

There's a lot of neck and forehead kisses being handed out by this man. He loves wrapping his arms around you from behind and just trail soft kisses down your neck.

This man need physical contact a lot too. He's a big cuddler and just needs you in his arms, he's really just a big ol' teddy bear.

You joke about that, he can be so mean looking and tough but he's really just a big teddy bear.

“I'm not a teddy bear” he said trying to not to smile. You shook your head and held him tighter. “Yes you are, my big teddy bear”

He loves it when you curl up on his lap when he's working, he can't get enough of you running your fingers run through his hair.

He's a rough kisser, he's way taller than you so usually he hold your chin between his fingers and lift for head up to kiss you.

He also loves forehead kisses, it's just such a soft and gentle gesture he loving doing. But I think he likes it when you do it more.

He likes laying his head in your lap while your on the couch, he finds it soothing when you run your fingers though his hair too.

He loves cuddles, if your in bed or on the couch he needs to be holding you. He loves it when he's laying in bed and your lying on top of his chest.

He also thinks it's cute when you just kidda space out and play with his tie while your in his lab waring for him to get his work done.

Seeley refuses to sleep unless you have fallen asleep first, he just needs to know your okay before he can have a good night sleep.

Most of the time he'll wake in the middle of the night and need to hear you breathe, or just make sure you’re safe beside him and unharmed.

your entire relationship is based on natural and domestic intimacy, you guys don't care where you are if you want to touch or kiss you will.

So like, I said he's super over protective, so that includes his driving habits changed drastically, he once drived like a maniac, but the first time he had you in the car he drove safer than he did when he took his divers test.

But when you guys got comfortable with each other his old habits came back.

He either drives like a maniac or a grandpa. There’s no in between.

“Jesus Christ, Seeley, we Are Not on a race track, why Are You Going so Fast?!!?!?”

You guys don't really fight, the only thing you fight about is when one of you is being reckless in your line of work. You hate how Seeley thinks he's Bulletproof and don't really care about the danger he's running into.

“You don't always need to be a fucking hero, Seeley.”

“I know what I'm doing, can you just trust me on that?"

“You'd lose your goddamn mind if I pulled even half the shit you do.”

“You’re damn right I would.”

You love doing undercover stuff with him, no matter what it is. One of your guys favorite ones was when you had to investigate a killing that was linked to an Elvis impersonator conviction. Seeley knows you love Elvis but the impersonators are questionable to you.

“this is like the worst and best thing that's ever happened to you” Seeley chuckled.

You guys just like staying in and watching movies or hocky. You got him into the marvel movies and now he loves them just as much as you do, he loves Moon Knight and you convinced him to dress up as Capitan American one Halloween.

Your Favorite show to watch is Supernatural.

You also like watching Family Feud and making fun off the dumb awnsers or just play along. “that's the naked grandma guy!”

Your like a mom to Lance and always getting on to Seeley if he's teasing your 'kid' top much.

“leave him alone” you said slapping his chest.

NSFW headcanons:

He finds it hot when you cuss, at first he was suprised to hear such nasty words fall out of your adorable mouth, but now he can't help but feel his pants tighten when he watches you pace around the room, speaking all kinds of disrespectful verbs and adjectives.

He has a tendency to grip the headboard when he's close to cumming.

there's alot of office sex with him, they're mostly quickies which aren't his favorite but he's never apposed to it.

He's a soft/mean Dom, it just depends on his mood. But no matter what he always makes sure your comfortable. He loves to take control in the bed but would never push you.

Bondeg kink, handcuffs, his ties, belts, he'll tie you up with anything if your comfortable with it.

He love getting head. I feel like he’d like having you on your knees. Plus, feeling your lips around him pushes him closer to cumming in your mouth.

He loves missionary, keeping eye contact while he fucks you. He loves how you dig your nails into his back and wrap your legs around his waist to bring him impossibly closer.

He has big chocking kink, he won't be too rough about but he loves wrapping his fingers around your neck and feeling your pulse when he's ramming into you.

Hair pulling, he loves feeling your fingers in his hair or he'll tangel his fingers in yours and tug on it when he's getting head or about ready to cum.

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head. He loves your legs in general and loves leaving kisses on the insides of your thighs. He'd rather pleasure you for hours than receive.

This man is amazing when it comes to aftercare. He knows exactly what you need. After your both cleaned up, he'll pull you to his chest to cuddle.

[art-of-love-and-war]

Can I ask for Napoleon, Nobunaga, but especially MASAMUNE and MITSUHIDE being called cute by his s/o? In the current event the reader called Masamune cute and he was No, I’m not cute! But I can’t help to think they are cute, very cute. Your headcanon a are very good, I like them, keep working please ❤️❤️❤️

Characters: Napoleon Bonaparte | Oda Nobunaga | Date Masamune | Akechi Mitsuhide  Rating: General.  Word count: 1,231 words  Warning/s: None Author note: Howdy! I’m so sorry this took me so long to write, but I’m writing this at work lmao, please get me out of here. 

[୨୧] — Napoleon Bonaparte

Cute? Him? 

Of course, he is. 

When you call him cute he just blinks a couple of times, making you think maybe he didn’t like that or was taken aback about being called it... 

Him? The Emperor? Called “cute” by his sweet nunuche? 

He just does a big smile, and puts his hands under his chin, mimicking a sweet cherubim. “Am I the cutest?” 

This only makes you laugh until your tummy hurts too much.

And Napoleon only keeps pressing about it. “What am I not cute?” while making an exaggerated sad face.

He starts chuckling then, asking you if he is really cute. And just as you thought, he would never in his life (lives?) have been called cute and he is happy you are the first one to think so.

Honestly, he does a lot of cute things, like kiss you the first thing he wakes up, and speak nonsense. 

Hell, you could pull up his hair in pigtails and he’d own it, calling himself cute. 

Also, I can imagine him pondering it sometimes. Like, in the kitchen. 

Sebas is polishing the silver while Napoleon cooks, and when he needs to wait for food to be ready, he leans against the counter and asks. “Sebas, do you think I’m cute?”

Sebas wants to say yes, but he forces himself to say no and instead asks about what brought the question. 

“Hm, never mind. Just thinking about some nunuche.”

[୨୧] — Oda Nobunaga

If you call him cute I can imagine him as the type who shot circuits at the thought of himself being cute.

He ponders and reflects if he has done things that might be classified as “cute” lately. 

Then with his face twisted, eyebrows scrunched up together, lips pressed into a thin line. 

“You are growing bolder every day by now, daring to call me cute, fireball.” 

Says the man who uses his haori as an invisibility cape whenever he wants to sneak out and steal konpeito from the kitchen. 

Says the man who stole your teddy bear because it amused him. 

There are things of him that are terrifying, yes, and thankfully, he has learned to be more human about certain traits of himself, thanks to you. 

You just believe, after learning of his story and life before meeting you, that he is still just a child at heart.

Oh, but if you insist that he is cute, be prepared. 

He’d get all dominant, like the conqueror he is, towering over you with a dark smile. 

“I. Am. Not. Cute.”

You battle this by reaching out, as fast as lightning, and touching the tips of his ears, making him cringe away from you while covering his ears, his cheeks turning into the most lovely shade of pink. 

“Yes, you are.”

[୨୧] — Date Masamune

Oh, to tame the wild tiger.

In my head, Masamune is just like a tiger, yes, but the type of tiger that if left with a cardboard box nearby, will sit if it fits. 

He also loves to deny that he is so adorable it makes butterflies bat their wings violently in your stomach because it only makes him cuter. 

When you tell him out loud that he is cute, he looks beyond offended. 

How. Dare. You. (...Tell the truth). 

This makes a game of “No, you” start between you two, where he is deemed to lose. 

You only reach to pinch his cheeks, tugging at his face affectionately while trying to make the harsh frown on his face disappear while he does the same to you. 

I can imagine him being bothered about it, he just wants to play a brave front and be the perfect leader for his clan and people, he cannot be cute. 

You beg to differ, he only is cute with you, and you are glad you are the only one who gets to see him like that.

Though, he is too hard-headed to admit it. 

He is very insistent when you keep calling him cute. “No, I am not!” it's such a great way to tease him and make his cheeks go red and his usually wild personality become coy. 

These kinds of arguments always end up in one of two ways. 

The first one is with him chasing you all over the castle until you say the contrary, the staff, and servants already knowing what was all the spectacle about and even just stepping aside to let you and the lord run. 

The other is with him, cuddling you in bed after a tickle fight he won, taking the place of the big spoon, he hides his face against the crook of your neck, cheeks still tinted red as your words replay in his head. 

“I adore it when you are this cute! It's like you are a big kitty!” 

He hates how warm it makes him inside

[୨୧] — Akechi Mitsuhide 

Where do I start with this man? 

He is…difficult to tease by calling him cute. 

You have already called him “cute” before, comparing him to a white cat that had crossed your path when you were walking through the market. 

Resulting in him, smiling at you (beware, it was the snake smile), which made a heavy weight settle on your tummy. 

But then with his hands imitating cat paws, saying “Meow”. 

You didn’t know if to cringe or if to laugh until you coughed a lung out. 

The way he kept his smile made you wheeze until you were struggling to get air because he kept acting that way.

(He is torturing you this way, by the way)

And he is having the joy of his life by watching you struggle to breathe as you laugh. 

And he is the type to not take it seriously, you are calling him “cute”, and he thinks you are trying to tease him. 

If you stand your ground (after laughing your lungs out), he’d just blink, and you can’t quite read what he is thinking. And that is terrifying.

Mitsuhide honestly doesn’t know how to react to his first instinct is to go blank, thinking of how to respond properly. 

Mostly, because he thinks he is far from cute, and people have found him to be scary with his demeanor, and he doesn’t blame them. He likes to give off that vibe to protect you and himself. 

After his blank expression, he only frowns, “I doubt I can be considered cute, but I believe this is something of you that is rubbing off on me.” 

He smirks after this, noticing the way you blush, having turned the tables.  

You, however, are not happy, you just want to make sure he knows he sometimes is cute! 

He absolutely keeps trying to do everything possible to turn it around every time until you are frustrated, turning your head the moment the door opens. 

You are left staring at Kyubei, who just bows deeply in greeting.

You don’t let the vassal talk before you ask him. “Do you think Mitsuhide is cute?”

Kyubei is sweating bullets at the question, it's not known if it's because of your question or the killer look his master is directing at him. 

Without a word, the vassal decides he doesn’t want that question to be the last one he answers, so he leaves without saying a word, leaving you with an argument unresolved.

[burntb4bydoll]

HI POOKIE BABY BOO BOO BABA GUGU TEDDY BEAN WEDDY CUCICU JELLY BEAR HOW R U LOML😘😘😘😘💋💋💋🤭🤭🥰🥰😻😻😻❤️❤️

CAN I PLS REQUEST LIKE 2009 ISH GOLDEN RETRIEVER BF GUSTAV PR GEORG OR TOM (ALL 2000s) X BLACK CAT GF CAT LIKE THE BILL ONE I REQUESTED LIKE A DAY OR TWO AGO PLUS MAYBE SOME SMUT IF UR OK WITH THAT OFC

OMG HI SWEETIE PIE YUMMY CUTIE BEAR 🤭🥰😍

I LOVE THIS TROPE SM ITS SO 🥰🤭

ALSO I TRIED TO WRITE THIS TITLE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO WORD IT

Tom Kaulitz/Gustav Schafer in a golden retriever x black cat type relationship

Tom Kaulitz

•yk how people like to day “walk him like a dog”? Well that is exactly what happens with yall

•he actually follows you around everywhere, and he’ll pout if you tell him to stop following you

•he thinks you are so cool, he likes to tell everyone about how badass his gf is

•loves when you dress in a darker style, he thinks its hot😇

•if you’re being a little sassy he pinches your cheeks and baby talks you until you smile or laugh (he thinks he’s hilarious pls go alone with it)

•tells everyone that hes the tough on in the relationship but whines if you dont pay attention to him like??

•lowkey loves having these little competitions on who can dom who😭

•sometimes he lets you win on purposes so he can see you on top of him

•but he definitely puts up a good fight

Gustav Schafer

•he doesn’t even realize how much he acts like a lost puppy around you

•but he holds your hand everywhere you go together, he’ll carry your stuff for you, he even tries to hand feed you 😭

•hes just a silly little guy what can i say

•he was definitely very intimidated when you first met

•but hes also highly attracted to you? He’s confused on weather he should be scared or turned on

•(hes both)

•can and will fall to his knees of you ask him to

•he gives off the biggest service dom/sub energy (yes i put both cuz i can see him doing both)

•calls you “pretty” as a nickname and its the cutest thing ever

•wants to see you in some black lingerie, you would just look so pretty 😇

[anxious-lee]

To anyone who's insecure about their belly ponch: it's the cutest thing I can think of to find on a person. it's like the fluff of a teddy bear, it's the shape of a friend. and, forethought, it produces the sweetest squeals when tickled ❤️

[lfc21]

"Thunder and lightning is scary"

Player: Joe Gomez

TW: Fluff, thunder and lightning, children

Prompt list: Children

Summary: thunder and lightning were never anyone's favourite even your little girl.

You lay in bed wrapped in the arms of your husband as you listened to the banging and shaking of the thunder. Liverpool had been captured by a strong storm taking up the majority of the week. Your little girl had never experienced this type of event before and you could safely say she did not like any idea of it.

"Mummy, Daddy" You heard a little voice say from the door of your shared bedroom. Joe's head quickly looked up at the sound of his daughter's words before pausing your TV.

"Yes darling," Joe said looking at her little body wrapped in her tiny pink pyjamas clutching onto her teddy bear. You could have looked at her forever this way, she was the cutest little angel and started to look more and more like you every day.

"The thunder and lightning are scary" She explained with pouty lips as she dragged her feet over to you both on your bed. Joe lifted her onto your bed and sat her in between you both.

"Why are you scared?" You asked her as you pushed away the baby hairs behind her small ears. Her shoulders shrugged and she pressed her head into the crook of your neck.

"It's loud" She explained still hiding in your embrace. Joe looked at you both with soft eyes and a heavy heart. He stroked his fingers against her small back as he watched her calm down near you both.

"You don't have to be scared, I will protect you," Joe said with a giggle as she looked at him with small sniffles. His hands tickled her small tummy releasing laughs from her mouth and that cheeky smile you were missing from her.

Hey guys 👋🏻 I hope you enjoyed reading this Joe imagine 😇 please leave feedback and requests ❤️ there are still prompts left on the prompt list 📝 have a good day 😆 masterlist 2022 💌 masterlist 2023 💌

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[roosterscockpit]

Their First Halloween All Together | H.C |

This is within the same universe as my story 🥹❤️

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Happy Halloween! Be safe! Check your candy, babes!! 🎃🫶🏼🍭

Bradley wakes up super early to go to the store to get a bunch of spooky decorations for the inside of the house.

Makes Leia and you a spooky basket full of everything you both love.

Decorates the kitchen area with skeletons, ghosts, spiders/spiderwebs, strings bat fairy lights all over and sets up all the Halloween activities.

Plays Nightmare Before Christmas as background noise. 

Cuts up a white bed sheet and drapes it over himself.

Runs into his sleeping daughter’s room and dumps a bucket of candy on her to wake her up

Jumps on her bed in his ghost costume until she wakes up. 

Cuts a white pillow cover for her to wear.

They stand in front of your door and look at each other. They nod in unison and Bradley swings the door open. They run into your room and scare the shit out of you. 

Makes both of you jack-o-lantern pancakes in the morning. 

Carves pumpkins with Leia. Bradley carves a ghost with aviators with a sick mustache. You help Leia and she carves a scary face with a mustache and names it spooky doddle-doo.

Bradley gives you your spooky basket. It has skeleton-printed socks, a Starbucks card, a squishy stress ball in the shape of a pumpkin, a cute pumpkin-headed teddy bear, a pumpkin cake pop, a pumpkin spice-scented candle, a wine glass that says, “I need more boos” and your favorite candy, a KitKat. But the king size with 16 pieces.

He gives Leia hers. It has cute jack-o-lantern spooky slides, a shirt that says “Creep it Real” with a skateboarding ghost, black and green striped socks, a pumpkin cake pop, an Oogie Boogie plushie, squishy toys in the shape of a skeleton head, a cat head, and a pumpkin, Halloween themed hair bows, and a bunch of different candies. 

Bradley runs to his bronco for another surprise. He comes in with matching pajamas for the three of you. They are mummy themed. Your’s says “Mummy”. Bradley’s says, “Dadcula.” Leia’s says, “Lil’ Monster.” 

You and Bradley decorate cookies with Leia. Leia makes a zombie pilot and says it looks like her papa Mav.

You all make cupcakes together. Bradley and Leia team up and throw flour at you. After you are done making them, Bradley feeds you one and smashes it into your face. Leia licks the icing off of your nose.

Bradley helps Leia dress into her costume. He adds the finishing touches and kisses her nose. “You look good, baby girl.” He steps back and admires his masterpiece, “Really good.” They nod in unison.

You dressed up as a vampire.

Bradley comes out into the living room wearing his flight suit. You admire how hot he looks.

“And I present to you… Mini Rooster!” He throws his hands to the side of him and out emerges Leia in a small version of Bradley’s flight suit. She’s wearing a fake mustache and a pair of Bradley’s aviators. 

Leia sings danger zone while you and Bradley die of laughter.

You and Bradley load the car with sleeping bags and the new pajamas Bradley got you all.

You and Bradley bring Leia to Penny’s house for her first house to get candy. Mav and Penny open the door and laugh hysterically. 

Mav wants to fit in so he goes and throws his flight suit on too. The three of them stand together to take pictures.

You and Penny die internally of a cuteness overload.

Leia finishes trick-or-treating and comes back with a Star Wars pillowcase full of treats. 

Bradley checks her candy and eats at least a quarter of it as he “checks.”

You all go to Mav's hangar for a Halloween party. 

You and Bradley bring out all the sweets you three made at home. Everyone goes after them.

The squad sees Leia and dies of laughter. They think it's the cutest thing ever. They all take turns taking pictures with her in Mav's P-51.

All of the dagger squad are dressed up as scary monsters for the haunted house Mav created for Leia and the other kids. 

Leia is the only kid not scared through the whole house. 

She says hi and gives hugs to all the dagger squad while she goes through. All of the other kids hide behind her.

When they reach the end, Mav opens the curtain to let them out.

Leia screams bloody murder. Mav is confused.

“Sorry Papa, you’re the scariest monster here.”

The squad members come out of their hiding spots and laugh at Mav.

Mav is just in his regular old flight suit.

Mav has a Halloween Party playlist playing and everyone is dancing. 

Thriller comes on and everyone dances. Bradley and Hangman lead the group. 

Leia shares her candy with everyone’s kids. 

Mav set up a bunch of games for the kids. The favorite one being ghost bowling. Rolling a pumpkin at a bunch of toilet paper rolls with ghost faces drawn on them.

Another being pin the spider on the web. 

The adults had a pumpkin carving contest. All the couples were pairs for teams. 

The winners were Cyclone and Davina ( @cycbaby​ ) for their drunk pumpkin throwing up. 

They won a Halloween-themed bath box. It had various bath bombs in the shape of a pumpkin, ghost, and skeleton. 

Cyclone gave Davina a devious look when they opened it. “We can use these later.” 

Bradley overheard and yelled, “Baby Typhoon underway!” Everyone joined in.

Cyclone winked over at Davina, “Halloween means spooky sex.”

Penny brought batches of Jell-O shots for a game of trick-or-treat shots. A bunch of Jell-O shots with 1 that actually had alcohol.

Whoever would get the one with alcohol had to get a pie pan of whipped cream to their face. 

Hangman and Bob were the unlucky ones. 

There was a spooky Photo Booth. Everyone crammed into it and took pictures.

Mav had a scrapbook outside the booth for everyone to glue a copy of their pictures and write something.

You, Bradley, and Leia took a picture and put it in Mav’s book. You were biting Bradley’s neck as Leia was mimicking a scream. 

Bradley wrote, “A pain in my neck.”

After the party, everyone changes from their costumes into Halloween-themed Pjs and set up their sleeping bags all around Mav’s hangar.

Mav pulls out the projector.

You, Bradley, and Leia change into your matching pajamas.

You all watch Halloween movies for the rest of the night. 

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[pokefancar2525]

Emotional Diapers

💙 baby Sadness: the little blue angel loves having her diapers change into clean ones. She doesn't like her diaper getting wet and messy because she will cry. Baby Sadness' favorite diaper patterns are rain clouds, cute whales, dewdrops, sheep, pandas, penguins, rain clouds and kittens.

💚 baby Disgust: this little princess doesn't like getting her diaper dirty, because it smells really bad and she also needs a change for new ones. She loves the flowers and heart patterns and even pink ones, too.

🖤baby Ennui: this sleepy little noodle sometimes gets fussy when she needs a diaper change. She prefers purple or white thick diapers with cute sloths, bats, and crescent moon patterns on them. Before bedtime, change her diaper first with nighttime ones.

💛 baby Joy: the happy little star likes her diapers with stars, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, baby ducks, monkeys, smiley faces and puppies.

🧡 baby Anxiety: the itty bitty little tadpole is always into messy accidents on her diaper, because she will get into a meltdown and you had to change her before it's too late. After you change her, she'll calm down. Baby Anxiety's favorite ones are frogs and lightning bolts on them.

🩷 baby Embarrassment: if the chubby little one has an accident on his diaper, he'll curl into a ball, because he needs a diaper change. Baby Embarrassment's favorite diaper patterns are trains, piglets, elephants, hippos, whales, pandas, teddy bears on them.

❤️ baby Anger: this little brick prefers the white and blue ones. He may hate the girly patterns but he could rock on some dinosaurs, dragons, cars, flames, and bulls on them.

🩵Baby Envy: the tiny little baby sure loves the cutest diaper patterns she'll ever seen in her life. But her favorite ones are the twinkling stars, bunnies, hearts, color stars, ladybugs, strawberry/cherry, butterflies, rainbows, mermaids, and flowers. She will love the pink and purple thick diapers and wants to be an adorable little princess, just like baby Disgust does.

💜 baby Fear: this little nerve sometimes have accidents on his crib during the night and he will cry for you to change him. He loves the teddy bear, spirals, giraffes, bunnies and sheep patterns on his diapers.

[babieken]

The literal cutest teddy bear😭😭💝❣️💌💘💓💔💞❤️💗🩷

[evansbby]

So bestie I was out clothes shopping - it’s autumn time again which means we gotta get some new nice warm cozy jumpers and some more fuzzy socks 🧦 🥰 - and I saw these blush pink and baby pink jumpers with cute frills on the collars and a white jumper with the cartoon teddy bear on it - and my immediate thoughts were “this be the winter wardrobe of POYT!Steve’s omega and mafia ex husband!Ari’s baby wifey 🥹” Your fanfic world and characters are engraved in my mind and heart, I just adore them 🥰❤️ to the point where I think about them while I’m out and about in the real world bahahaa

And of course I got the white jumper with the teddy bear on it - lemme pretend my alpha bf / mafia ex husband bought it for me because he thought I’d look all cute walking around the house in it 🥹

- 💙 anon

Oh my gosh, is that isn’t the cutest thing!! I can imagine poyt!Steve taking omega shopping for autumn/winter clothes. And omega insists she can just wear her hoodies or whatever but Steve isn’t having any of that. He buys her the cutest little cardigan and jumper sets in pastel colours, with embellished pearls or embroidery, telling her she looks like such a cute and perfect little housewife😌 he’d take her home to meet his parents for the holidays in her cute jumpers and everyone would love her bc she would look so cute and Steve would be proud😌😩

As for Ari and his baby wife, she’d be like “I want that one and that one and also that one, please and thank you daddy!” All excited bc Ari is taking her shopping and of course, Ari buys out the whole store for her or something since he’s so rich hehe. And he also surprises her with cute little knit fits for her stuffies so she can be matching with stuffies (don’t even ask me how he managed to do that lmao) and ugh it would be so cute and just ugh!!

[f1-birb]

pando university au - instagram edition - christmas times pt 4

landonorris

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landonorris not moving if I can help it

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pierregasly my favourite teddy bear 🧸❤️

charlesleclerc is this why you kicked me out for the day?

lilymhe you two are so adorable

maxfewtrll

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maxfewtrll your boys cleaned house

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landonorris kings of the winter wonderland

pierregasly please tell me you're taking both of those sloths home Max

maxfewtrll nope

landonorris but I named it Pear 🥺

georgerussell the house is going to be overrun by fair prizes istg

Story via lilymhe

pierregasly

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pierregasly my little elf boy ❤️

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charlesleclerc I told you it's the pointy ears

alex_albon I see you paid for express delivery on our Christmas presents

pierregasly only the best for you guys

lilymhe cutest little elf around

landonorris I hate all of you

pierregasly no you don't ❤️

Story via georgerussell

part 1, part 2, part 3

[spindaonateaspoon]

im intrigued... whats ur wisdom on spinda elitism

I'm SO glad you asked!

First, let me begin with correcting a common misconception about Spinda. Spinda is a panda, not a rabbit. Its ears are deceiving, I know, but we MUST remember that it is a bear, and therefore its carefree and goofy nature is a choice of mercy, but a choice nonetheless. It could bite through your leg given the whim. Yes this is 100% true, regardless of whether it learns Bite. I've seen it with my own eyes. And I encouraged it.

Second, as I have been gifted with the truest and most correct spinda knowledge, I will also say that it is 100% canon that spinda is a silly little guy, but not stupid, or incompetent or horny by nature. By choice, certainly, but you must understand that this is for the bit. And the bit rules.

(Don't look at its stats when fact checking this. Don't look at them. Avert your eyes. Just trust me, they definitely don't scream "Will let you down in battle". You're imagining that.)

The third thing to know about spindas, as gifted to me in a dream, is that they are all sexless and genderless-- again, unless it's for the bit, in which case they can be whatever gender or sex they want. As a matter of fact, they can change many of their physical aspects at will. Don't believe me? Look at this!

You may think that spindas average out at teddy bear size, but that is only because they choose that size for your viewing, because they know it is the cutest size they can be. In reality, they are naturally much bigger.

Similarly, a spinda's weight varies based on its mood. An average, content spinda weighs in at 11 pounds. But the less content they are, the heavier they get. This is both an offensive and defensive tactic, as a scared spinda will be too heavy to be carried off by a skarmory and an angry spinda will reduce you to rubble with a single Dizzy Punch. So watch out!

I hope you've been enlightened by my spinda elitism ❤️

[xoxoemynn]

Emy hope you are doing great! I just read your fic 'Pretty and Stiddies and Gay!' (meow recommend it to me) and i absolutely love it! The stiddies are a treasure 🙌❤️ and your icon is so cute and funny, stede with his bear plushie and blanket is so adorable!! of course has to be Olivia's creation hehe she makes the best icons 😚😚 have a nice weekend and stay safe 💖😘

Awww thank you so much!! It was such a beautiful and evocative piece of art, and I had so much fun creating a story to go alongside it. The stiddies ARE a treasure and deserve to be draped in the finest fabrics and accentuated in the most magnificent of gowns.

And isn't it the CUTEST?!?!?! @snake-snack-stede is an absolute GEM for creating that set of icons. There were so many I loved, but sleeby Stede just spoke to me. And every time I get on Tumblr I get to look at his squishy face with his little teddy bear and squeal a little bit.

Thank you again!! I hope you're having an amazing day!!