#cw Prince Philip

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

the only person i feel bad for at this moment is the necromancer at the buckingham palace cuz where are they gonna find a job now :(

[first-edition]

Mud

Diaval x reader

Sum- throwing mud in the moors. Cute bathing scene with diaval (if you squint)

(Maleficent 2)

Cw- slight mention nudity, daughter of maleficent.

THIS IS A DRABBLE I WROTE THIS LATE AND HAVE NO REGARD FOR GRAMMAR AT THIS TIME SORRY FOR MISTAKES. SUCK IT UP.

He would always look at you certain ways, wither it was a side glance or a long admiring look everyone knew how much diaval loved you. Spending time in the moors with you, taking flights with you, and even nights like now sitting by the water edge as your half sister Aroura plays in the water with the Fay beings. 

“y/n come play with us!” She calls

“i dont think so.” You giggle your mother sits up in a tree watching as to not get splashed. 

“come o-” it goes quiet when she hit with mud by one of the Wallerbogs. They laugh at her now covered in mud she grabs some and throws it back. A mud fight has begun. You dodge a few but end up getting hit making your lover laugh out at your turmoil of getting mud splashed along your dress. You grab a chunk of mud and chuck it at him. It lands square against him. 

You and aurora now laughing in the water. Diaval gets up and walks to you with a handful of mud smearing it across your face. You reciprocate using your magic and lifting a terribly large amount dropping it over his head completely covering him in the dirt. Making your mother laugh. 

“i swear!” He exclaims and picks you up putting you over his shoulder making you giggle your wings flapping lightly at the shift in position. You laugh as he runs around with you smearing mud on your wings and back.

The mud fight goes on for a few more minute before your mother calls you and aurora sending you to clean up before bed. 

“mother please?!” You beg still attached over diaval shoulder. 

“now. We’re to be meeting prince Philips family tomorrow.” She says you sigh and nod. Diaval lets you down and watches as you walk off with aurora. 

———

You remove your dress and undergarments and dive into the water washing off the mud from your hair and body. You begin grooming out your wings. You feel the water shift around you and hands on your waist. 

“need help?” His scruffy voice asks. 

“y-yes. I wouldn’t if you hadn’t smeared it into my feathers.” You say 

“mm.” He replies helping you wash the mud from your wings. 

“what do you think? About Philip and aurora?” You ask 

“it’s not my place to say what i think about them but, they seem like a perfect match.” He says 

“hm..” you reply. 

“why? Whats wrong?” He asks 

“Philip is human…” 

“aurora is human.” He responds

“Yes but, aurora grew up here same as me. I just i dont know what to expect tomorrow.” You reply. 

“hmm would you have liked her fall for a fairy? Or fayperson?” He asks 

You shrug. 

“would you rather her fall for me?” He jokes you turn around the water lightly splashing against your wings as you do. 

“No! You’re mine.” You say looking up to him. He chuckles holding his hands up in defense. It’s then you realize he’s also nude and cleaned off probably by your mothers magic. Aurora the same other wise she would be bathing along side you.

The markings on his chest that lead to his face something you always been fond of with him. 

He puts his hand down letting them rest against your waist yet one moves your hair out of your face and brushes his thumb against your cheek. 

“It’ll be fine tomorrow im sure his family is nice.” He reassures you. You nod. 

You wrap your arms around his neck kissing him he kisses you back. The only thing that matters to him in the world is you and being happy with you. 

[ladykinrannoch]

I had a lot of trouble with my reading around the jewels, tiara and royal coat, I had Meghan's screams, Meghan's desire for competitions to be equal to Catherine but I also saw a decision, do you manage to read ?

Hi MTW,

I have not read on this yet. I am still researching what is likely, what is traditional, rules of precedence etc, trying to see which way KC might go. I very much doubt that the Sussex duchess could ever have equal billing to Catherine, it is just NOT possible. Catherine is the Princess of Wales, which is more senior than any Duchess. Only Camilla is more senior.

There has never been a distinction between working and non-working before. This is a headache of KC. Long ago the extended family had titles and were working either in the military or in public office, so that combination made it easier to determine precedence.

What is clear is that William will form part of the procession as the Lord High Steward of Scotland. When HMTQ was crowned, Charles has a proxy represent him in the procession on his behalf because he was not quite 4 years old. So at least we know where William will be. He will process after Camilla and ahead of the King as part of the regalia, and then join the seating in front of the peers.

It seems likely that the Princes (uncles, brothers and sons (but not necessarily cousins - Snowdon)) of Charles will form the front row of the peers in the South transept. They will arrive before the procession. Other non working members of the family would arrive with other guests and sit in order of precedence like the Earls and Viscounts (Snowdon, Severn and others), because there are many Lords with much older titles and greater provenance. And their respective other halves in the North transept in the appropriate precedence.

The POW and her children, the working Duchesses and Countess will definitely be in the Royal Box with the blood princesses (Alexandra, Anne, Bea, Eug and Louise) as well as the recently retireds. Like for example Prince and Princess Michael (since they don't have a peerage and its difficult to sit them anywhere else) I have a feeling that James, Viscount Severn may serve as a page to William, which I think would be nice touch since William and Edward seem so close and William will form part of the procession and need someone to bear his Prince of Wales coronet. The non-peerage non-working family e.g. Tindalls and Philips, Chattos, extended Windsor cousins, may be seated in the choir stall? This is one occasion where peers take precedence over extended family. But how much precedence do extended family take over heads of state??? And Charles can't afford to annoy the peers (many of whom sit in House of Lords), so he can't seat extended family in the transepts and equally he might annoy heads of state if the whole choir stalls are taken up by non-working, non-titled family members. The only other option is to seat non-working, non-titled family members back in a front section of the nave? Seems unlikely but maybe necessary to accommodate 56 heads of CW and plus ones (unless there are no plus ones) in the choir?

Meghan and Sarah are specific challenges. non-working, former HRH and non blood princesses, but still bona fide Duchesses, it seems likely they will be seated in the North transept and wear robes and coronets. The non-working Earl of Snowdon and Countess would sit in order of precedence as would the Earl Spencer and his Countess. So that is an easy solution thanks to titles and precedence.

Another difficulty (and perhaps a bigger one) is where to seat the family of the QC, Tom Parker-Bowles and Laura Lopes and family. Do they sit in the nave or choir stalls with the Tindalls et al since they are not peers? Unless Charles creates them as peers before then. The same with the Middletons, where to put them, non-working but grandparents of a future King? The nave/choir stalls? Or again, does Charles create them Earl and Countess and seat them in the transepts? This is where it really gets very tricky. When royal marriages were within the aristocracy, no one had these questions because everyone knew exactly where they would sit based on their titles, so no arguments. Back in the 60s and 70s I think the BRF stopped thinking about the impact of royal vs non-aristocratic marriages on seating for coronations since it felt like we would have QEll with us forever.

The whole working vs non-working family and extended relations is a fraught situation because there are many Dukes, Duchesses, Marquess, Earls, Viscounts and Barons, who have precedence over non-titled non-working members of the extended family who are to all intents and purposes ordinary regular people and distant relations. This is absolutely why Harry's choice to Megxit was such a abominably stupid one on his part! Because if they didn't Megxit and seek celebrity in America, they could have been a bigger part of the coronation without breaking rules of precedence. Now the American family risk getting seated with the others in the peer seats/nowhere nave seats because they can't be in the royal box.

My feeling is that the absolute best they will get is front row seats in the transepts with coronation robes and coronets. And Charles will be going against opinion get that right and annoying a lot of people along the way that played by the rules and stuck to duty to country over personal greed.

Personally, I think that we have no real idea how fraught this seating plan is with potential disasters all round. There are going to be a lot of unhappy people. Bearing in mind that the peerage take precedence and pushing anyone up the seating list because of being family will annoy a lot of people. To be almost exact approximately 1500 peers and their wives might be annoyed... i.e. the whole aristocracy.

I will continue to give thought to this to see if there is any other solution. The more radical solution which I feel KC might not take is to limit anyone without a peerage, which would obviously upset a lot of family members. That would eliminate the Lady's and Hon's as well as the Tindalls, Philips, Chattos, Ogilvys, and extended Windsors who would watch it on telly like the rest of us.

So the upshot is that given that there are so many in the air questions, I think it is too soon to read on the coronation, I suspect that is why you got so much up in the air energy. And Meghan must get in her lane. She doesn't get to demand what she wants in a ceremonial rite of initiation that has been constant for over 1000 of years. She gets what she gets and she should be thankful if she gets anything at all!

[specterings]

philip graves crying on my dick when

right now. yall know the drill nsfw under the cut

cw / amab!top!reader, riding, crying, feminization (of graves), one ass slap

phillip refused to say he was a ‘pillow prince,’ he wasn’t, he didnt need you to do everything for him. when he’d said as much, you’d just laughed in his face. he was going to show you.

the next time yall tumbled into the sheets, he took the lead, stretching himself— usually you did it, fingerrs getting better angles and a better width— as he hovered over your stomach.

you let him, grinning smugly as he gave you a shaky grin, “see, sugar, i can do it.” he grunted, and you just nod.

when he sinks down on your cock, its perfect, he’d keep your cock in him always if he could. he smirks don at you, slightly irritated youre still grinning at him like you know something he doesnt.

then he has to start moving. its fine at first, he cant quite angle your hips the way he needs, but he’ll get it. then his legs start to burn so he pauses, settles for grinding your cock deep inside him, all while you watch, hands behind your head.

his own head drops between his shoulders where he’s balancing his hands on your chest and using it as leverage for a few minutes, then his fucking legs start burning again. it goes on and on like this until he’s watery eyed and pawing at your pecs as he wantonly grinds your thick dick inside him.

“b-baby, please, please, ah- i need it,” he whimpers, and you hum, raising a brow.

“thought you were a big boy, huh? thought you could do it yourself, princess?” if he wasn’t already red from ears to chests he knows he wouldve been in seconds from the pet name. instead he just shakes his head.

“i was- was wrong,” he murmurs.

“then say it.”

he squeezes his eyes closed, dick twitching, “no one… no one can fuck me-“

you click your tongue, “ah-ah, princess, you know what i wanna hear.”

phil hates the way his prick leaks precum from the words. “no one can fuck my… my cunt like you can.”

you grin, vicious and feral as he feels you shift to plant your feet and grab his waist, “atta girl.”

you fuck into him, nailing his prostate every few thrusts just to be a jack ass as he falls to bury his face in your neck, sobbing in pleasure. when he first cries out, you pause and he nearly throws a tantrum, “no! keep- keep going- fuck!” his tears leak onto your neck, and so does his drool as he digs his hands into your biceps.

“cmon baby,” you growl right above his ear, “say it, cmon. say it or i stop.”

he moans at the not-entirely-empty threat, but he only manages to force it out when you smack his ass, “i love the way you fuck my pussy,” he says, cock dribbling pathetically.

“yeah, touch your clit, baby, cum around me like the perfect princess you are.”

[biography-postorg]

Early Life and Career of Phil Morris

Morris, an American actor for cinema, television, and voiceovers, was born on April 4, 1959. He performed the roles of Jackie Chiles on Seinfeld, John Jones in the CW drama Smallville, and Doc Saturday in the animated series The Secret Saturdays. In the Atlantis: The Lost Empire series, he also provides the voice of the famous Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet. He has also portrayed Silas Stone in the Doom Patrol series.

Greg Morris (1933–1996), an actor, is the father of Morris. Iona Morris, an actress, has a younger brother who shares his name. Under Sifu Hawkins Cheung, he practices Wing Chun.

Early life

Greg Morris (1933–1996), an actor, is the father of Morris. Iona Morris, an actress, has a younger brother who shares his name. Under Sifu Hawkins Cheung, he practices Wing Chun.

Career

Phil Morris made his acting debut as a youngster in the highly-watched 1966 Star Trek episode "Miri." At the time, Mission: Impossible and Star Trek were both produced by the same studio (Desilu Productions), where his father was employed. He had a brief role in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, his feature film debut, and went on to guest star on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and Babylon 5.

He played Tyrone Jackson, a law student who subsequently became an attorney, in He also took a role in The Young and the Restless in the middle of the 1980s. His character employed extensive theatrical makeup to resemble Caucasian during a pivotal plot point in order to go undetected and uncover an organized crime network.

On the sitcom Seinfeld in the 1990s, he played Jackie Chiles, a defense lawyer who took Johnnie Cochran as an inspiration. Morris claimed that he got tremendous joy in seeing Chiles sue a cigarette firm in the scene "The Abstinence" because he had spent his entire life being made fun of for sharing a name with the tobacco company Philip Morris. Additionally, Greg Morris, who portrayed Barney Collier in the original television series Mission: Impossible, played Grant Collier, a tech whiz, in the TV rendition of the film.

Additionally, Phil Morris revealed in a conversation that he was raised watching the first season of Mission: Impossible, which starred Peter Graves, who Morris later came to regard as his acting guru. Morris had grown up around Graves' actual children. Up to Peter Graves' tragic demise on March 14, 2010, the friendship remained strong. In the Disney movies Atlantis: The Lost Empire from 2001 and Atlantis: Milo's Return from 2003, he provided the voice of Dr. Sweet, a supporting character. He portrayed Dr. Clay Spencer in the UPN television series Girlfriends and a college professor on the NBC series The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. For more details visit: https://biographypost.org/phil-morris-net-worth-wife-children-height-siblings-biography/

[opprose]

happy prince philip is dead day to all who celebrate

[watchinguwithoutme]

Just a heads up a british royal is now dead so I'm gonna reblog every funny joke about it if u like the royal family and find this disrespectful than pls get some common sense idk ive got nothing for u here

[the-worst-fe-player]

We really all do have one brain cell put together lol

[twenty-two-mouths]

Shitty MS Paint doodles dump pt.1 ☘

[Reblogs appreciated ig]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

All rats banded together to kill Prince Philip!

[fardf150]

Hey, jsyk, you don’t have to respect people just because they’re dead.

If he was a fucking dick while he was alive, he was still a fucking dick now that he’s dead.

Contrary to popular belief, people don’t automatically become saints when they die.

He fucking sucked. He’s dead? Well, he still fucking sucked. End of story <3

[cadaver-creative]

princesse diana get his ass challenge

[lolliepops-rox]

[nabulsi]

my mom was planning on making knafeh today for no real reason, but I guess when u have no reason to celebrate Allah gives you one mashallah

anyway all of you are invited to some authentic Palestinian "phil is dead" knafeh at my house ❣️

[chiefskye]

If you’re not comfortable with people celebrating​ Prince Philip’s death, please consider:

The hatred you’re seeing people express toward the British monarchy is due to centuries of oppression they've exerted upon most of the world, much of which has affected people very personally (like perpetuation of institutional and individual racism, imperialist colonization historically that resulted in inherited trauma that affects our generation, and generally being awful white people).

Like are you familiar with The Wizard of Oz? the 1939 film starring Judy Garland? One of the first movies to be in color by using the Technicolor technique? After Dorothy steps out of her house into the land of Oz, the rest of the plot unfolds because she has (though inadvertently) killed the Wicked Witch of the East and thus freed the Munchkin people from her tyrannical rule. After they tentatively come out of hiding, the Munchkins realize their enemy is gone for good and they celebrate their hero with an entire musical number and a parade through the streets. “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” is literally a joyous celebration of someone’s death.

If you are saddened to see your social media feeds “literally filled with so much hatred” because you’re a pacifist and don’t want anyone to suffer or think anyone deserves to have death wished upon them, consider this tweet from His Holiness the Dalai Lama, and continue reading while thinking critically about why 

[Image description: A screenshot of a tweet from the Dalai Lama that reads, “We have a basic instinct for compassion, but we need to develop it. Concern for others is related to human rights and everyone needs to be assured of their human rights because everyone wants and has a right to be happy.” End image description]

If you are so convinced that people “shouldn’t be mean” that you’re discouraging people from celebrating the death of an old white man, remember that he regularly made racist remarks to make clear his disrespect for people of color. One of many examples is when he stated that British students studying in China would “go slitty-eyed” if they stayed there long enough. This is not okay. In the wake of the recent horrendous shooting in Atlanta that has brought long-overdue attention to the spike in such hate crimes and violence in the US, specifically against Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders, the kind of ignorant, entitled casual racism Prince Philip displayed throughout his life with no efforts to correct himself or apologize for his behavior is literally deadly. Overtly racist remarks and microaggressions perpetuate ideals of white supremacy, not by proving that white people are actually better but by demeaning, degrading, and dehumanizing people of color. And in case you haven’t internalized this concept already: race does not determine superiority.

PLEASE step back from idolizing your Britpop icons, who may support the monarchy but also may not have a choice in doing so if they want to keep their fame and success. Realize how much privilege you must have for you to NOT be consumed with hatred toward the British monarchy. Here’s a popular post to get you started, and several articles quoting the same such ignorant racist remarks.

If you’re defending the monarchy and are getting hurtful feedback from others because of it, full offense, you deserve it. But I don’t mean that maliciously, and I don’t condone sending anon hate or harassment of any kind. I do disapprove of your behavior, but I believe you’re not inherently bad because of this. Do research. Apologize. Know that you don’t have to give up your hobbies or denounce your favorite bands in order to acknowledge potential problematic aspects of them! Examine your privilege. Listen to the oppressed. Uplift their voices. Encourage others to do the same. And before you know it, you’ll be contributing to dismantling systemic racism!

TL;DR The British monarchy has committed literal atrocities. Don’t ignore that. These are people, born into wealth and power, who are not only not punished for their crimes but are actively given more power and wealth at the cost of others’ lives and happiness. Not everything that’s British is bad, but some things that are British are undoubtedly bad and you ought to distinguish between them. Be mad at the bad things. If not on behalf of yourself, then on behalf of the rest of the world. 

Thanks for reading! Reblogs and feedback are welcome!

Reference notes and more reading under the cut:

About Media Bias Fact Check site Artist talk by Cosmo Whyte (Jamaican contemporary artist who creates “collective political interrogations,” draws on colonialism and racial identity in his work) Human Rights, Democracy and Freedom by the Dalai Lama List of countries that have gained independence from the United Kingdom: Revision history List of former European colonies: Revision history Media bias for Al Jazeera Media bias for BBC Media bias for CNN Media bias for The Guardian Media Bias for NPR Some books on British imperialism