#d1 yapper

[scrollonso]

it's so insane to me how even in 2020 people were shitting on lance even though out of all the races he finished in that season he only finished out of the points ONCE.

out of 11 races he completed he got points for 10.

in the austrian gp lance lost power and dnf (not his fault ofc)

in the styrian gp lance finished 7th (qualified 13th)

in the hungarian gp lance finished 4th (qualified 3rd)

in the british gp lance finished 9th (qualified 6th)

in the anniversary gp lance finished 6th (same in quali)

in the spanish gp lance finished 4th (qualified 5th)

in the belgian gp lance finished 9th (same in quali)

in the italian gp lance finished 3rd (qualified 8th)

in the tuscan gp lance got a puncture and dnf (he was doing amazing, having gotten from 7th up to 3rd-5th before a nasty crash)

in the russian gp lance spun out (this race was so insane, like 3 incidents in the first 3 corners)

in the eifel gp nico raced for lance (he had covid)

in the portugal gp lance dnf (early contact with lando, basically ruined his race)

in the emilia gp lance finished 13th (qualified 15th, only time he finished out of points)

in the turkish gp lance finished 9th (qualified 1st, very wet race)

in the bahrain gp lance dnf (he flipped, scary crash in a scary race)

in the sakhir gp lance finished 3rd (qualified 10th)

in abu dahbi lance finished 10th (qualified 8th)

to summarize, lance isn't as bad as people say he is ur just mad his dad actually loves him >-<

[bladenotblaze]

Guys my college professor won’t stop calling me yapster. Or the yaper. Or miss yap. Can we please normalize me yapping. Guys I’m so sorry that I want to talk about how I don’t believe in Helen Keller. Please let me yap.

[taraxacum-vulpes]

HELLO 😭😭

[curiousdoll18]

i LOVE yapping

[redr0sewrites]

About Me !!!

figured I'd do a page like this since ive seen other do something similar :)

🥀Pronouns: they/them

🥀Sexuality: queer w a bias for woman, also probably somewhere on the ace spectrum

🥀Gender: who knows? not me 🫠

🥀Race: Italian/Caucasian

🥀Mbti: infj

🥀Likes: art, reading/writing, gothic music, eyeliner, animals, fandoms/fanfiction, weird niche facts

🥀Dislikes: violence, arguing, rude or insensitive people, anything pertaining to vomit or getting sick, im very emetophobic :/

🥀 Favorite song: Seether by Veruca Salt

🥀Current Top 5 Fav Fandoms (in order):

Marauders/Harry Potter

Dc Comics

Epic: the musical

Arcane

The Dragon Prince

🥀Please Interact If...

you are apart of any of the fandoms i write/draw for! (especially if u want to chat about these fandoms or send in writing requests ♥️)

you write fanfiction! i love talking to fellow writers and i desperately need more writer mutuals

you like to create or enjoy art of any kind in general, whether it be drawing, writing, or music

you are a fellow goth, or have an appreciation for any alt subcultures

you like listening to my ramblings, inner thoughts, and oversharing on the internet

overall, i am probably more scared of you than you are of me! i am SO bad at interacting w people on here and there have been so many instances where ive wanted to interact w someone or be mutuals w them and i was too scared. trust me, as long as your not creepy, i will def interact with you too! i love getting to chat w people and make new friends/mutuals

🥀Please Do Not Interact If...

you are sexist, ableist, homophobic, zionist, racist, bigoted, or against any minority in general

you want to argue about any of these topics, or cause discourse in general. this is a discourse free space and i do not want to argue with anyone- if u dont like me just block me

you dislike my writing and feel the need to comment on it. i mean this respectfully, but again, if you dislike my writing so much that you feel the sudden urge to send me hate in my inbox or comment something rude, i would genuinely rather you just block me

you ask too many personal questions or are being creepy

you want to flirt with me when i don't know you or have never interacted w you

finally and most importantly, the main thing that irritates me most on here and causes me to not want to interact with people is how they treat me when asking for requests or coming into my inbox. if u don't read my requesting rules, or if u are just rude or pushy about me not writing fast enough, save us both the trouble and dni.

🥀Current Writing Status: recovering from some writers block, working on a longer fic (jason todd soulmate au), and working on my 2k event!!! I DEFFFF NEED MORE 2K EVENT REQSSS PLS SEND EM IN!!!i also have a large amount of wips rn so writing might take a but longer than usual‼️

pls feel free to ask any (non intrusive) questions!!!! i love interacting w people and i love writing <3

[shehadthewrld]

talk about something really specific (could be a memory or a book or tv show, whatever) from your childhood

when i was around 7 there was a HUGE spider in the corner of my ceiling so i went to ask my mom to get it which she did but she put it under a cup kinda thing then went to shower so my dumbass decided it was a good idea to just take a peek at it and ofc it BOLTED out of there and so did i while absolutely screaming so ofc my mom runs out the bathroom and she’s like freaking out cause i’m freaking out we literally spent 10 minutes mutually running around looking for it (in my case running away from wherever it was) then i made her drive me to my friends bc i did NOT want to be there and we never found it but she still makes fun of me about it to this day

[strawberrycheesecakekitkat]

sometimes i want to be mysterious but i am not capable of shutting the hell up

[blubrrychef]

ooc post

this is so weird but like. i love the whole anon system thing you know ?!}1!

like it’s just as good as receiving a new follower, because on one hand it is like getting a new follower (and sometimes it’s exactly that) but also you get someone saying “can i be [blank] anon?” and it just makes me a little happy because it lets me know people like my content enough to wanna really sign off their message to get the point across

maybe i’m reaching and being ive dramatic but I LOVE THE ANON SYSTEM GRRR

[sluttytummblr]

if you wrap your hand around my throat I might shut the fuck up

[nccds]

i love tim hortons so much guys

[takemetoyourl3ader]

I hate when English teachers make you write an essay about “a hard time in your life” I feel like that’s really invasive of someone’s privacy and also kind of weird to make your students write about something personal when they don’t know you at all and yeah you could just make something up or it doesn’t have to be serious but it still really irks me…

*SOME* teachers in general just creep me out like my math teacher keeps asking me if im okay when Im just sitting at my seat quietly waiting for this mf to start the lesson? and putting anyone on blast like that in front of the whole class is so embarrassing like okay i thinks its nice that teachers care about their students but why are you asking me this in the middle of class for all to hear ☠️ like damn bitch can you stop yapping and teach us math so we don’t get totally screwed over

[angelliicc]

tumblr should have a voice message thing i would use that after any minor inconvenience

[bebesdiray]

Hey things have been getting better like everyone said it would. Although I know what i feel now may be fleeting and this sense of stability can collapse but honestly i feel normal rn so that all that matters.

Theres a chance you may see me vent about how I hate my life later but sometimes the present is all that matters if im being honest.

So for right now im doing swell :)

[reallifeofniyah]

late night rant but tonight’s rant is about how music literally fucking saved my life, i was at times in my life where i really wanted to sit there and end it all but music pulled me up and told me to keep fucking going. i sit here tonight to say that because as i listen to music that i use to listen to non stop to get me out of that state of mind i look back and really think how these artist spoke to me and related to me without even knowing me. there is so much drugs and alcohol in the world that you can overdose off to heal that pain but you CANT overdose on music and it will heal you. music stirred my soul i consider it as an spiritual exercise. like bro music gives me such a surreal feeling it feels like im floating once i put my headphones, airpods, or just simply blast it on the speaker. music has power and i don’t think the people that make music notice how much music can have an affect on people especially me. like what the fuck would i do without music. am i really ranting abt music? u might ask but yes i am because YOU DONT UNDERSTAND music is what feelings FEEL like. music gives me that escape from reality to actually think more deeply not just abt what the artist is telling me but what it tells me abt myself. if someone were to take all my playlists and listen to my music, THAT music would tell a person more abt me then myself bc music speaks for me when the words can’t fully come out. when im listening to music when im happy im just listening for the song but when im in my feelings i feel like im listening to the lyrics and relating to every part of it because thats how far it reaches the soul. im finding that no matter how hard life hits me music will soften that blow. music is what’s inside of my veins and it’s keeps me sane inside. im just here to say I LOVE FUCKING MUSIC.

[mothrillz]

the sims is actually so fun cause i can cosplay poverty and immense wealth simultaneously and no other game does it in such a fashion

[earthtoharlow]

Never feel bad about yapping. You’re my favorite D1 yapper 🩷

I love you 😭