#dad!miniminter

[w2soneshots]

Hotel room -Miniminter

words: 1.1k+

warnings: smut, pregnancy.

summary: you’ve been so busy with work so Simon books a road trip. The first night in the hotel something unexpected happens. Then when you tell your friends the exiting news they figure out something funny.

notes: hello!! I love this request and I hope you enjoy🤗. Don’t forget to reblog!💓🫶🏼

This weekend I'm going on a little road trip with Simon, Josh, Freya, Ethan, Faith, Tobi and JJ. All the others were busy so it's just us seven. Recently me and Simon have been so busy with work that we've barely spent any time together. So he came up with the idea to have a weekend away. But I've also been wanting to spend more time with the girls so we thought it would be fun if we went as a group. We're going to be staying in a hotel for two nights. And Simon booked some nice meals and a few activities to do while we're there.

The morning of I packed my suitcase, had some lunch then we left just after two. Tobi picked me and Simon up. "Hi!" I smiled as I hopped in the back seat next to Faith, who was in the middle with Ethan on her other side. Simon sat in the passenger seat, which was a little annoying since the whole point of this trip was to spend more time with him. Josh and Freya were going to be driving with JJ. We sang mamma Mia songs and the boys tried to act cool but eventually joined in with me and Faith. After almost three hours we were at the hotel.

We got out and I signed as I stretched my legs. Freya text me that she was just a few minutes away so we waited until they arrived. Once they did I excitedly greeted Freya with a hug. "You alright JJ?" Simon asked. He groaned, looking very sleepy. "He's been asleep the entire time." Josh explained. I chuckled. Once we'd checked in the staff took our bags up to our rooms. We went to freshen up and get ready for dinner.

I emerged from the ensuite bathroom wearing a short black dress. "Wow." Simon breathed out. I smiled "you like?" I did a twirl. "More than that, I love." He brought me into a quick kiss. It felt really nice to finally have some time with him, even if it was just five minutes. When I finished we headed downstairs in the lift to meet everyone in the lobby. We walked to the small yet pretty fancy restaurant that was just ten minutes from the hotel.

The entire dinner Simon was being really touchy. His hand ran up and down my thigh as I tried desperately to focus on my conversation with Freya. It's been a while since we've had sex, since we were so caught up in work, so I'm quite touch deprived. As we walked back to the hotel Simon kept his arm wrapped tightly around my waist, pulling me into him. I said good night to the girls then we headed up to our room.

When we made it into our room Simon immediately pressed me up against the wall. He kissed me desperately as his hands roamed my body. I moaned lightly into the kiss. I pulled at the hem of his shirt, thankfully he took the hint and pulled it off. Then he moved his attention to my dress. The thin straps fell off my shoulders and in seconds it was in a pile at my feet, along with my thong. I kicked them away then began unbuttoning his pants. We both clearly needed this because we definitely weren't taking our time. I yanked his pants and boxers down. They sat at his thighs, not bothering to take them off fully.

He grabbed my leg, placing it around his waist, so he had better access. Just before we did anything else I realised that we didn't have a condom and I wasn't currently on the pill. "Wait," I stopped him breathlessly. "We don't have a condom." I whispered out. He stopped in thought. "Maybe we don't need one." He replied after a few seconds.

My brows furrowed. "What?" He looked at me. My eyes widened "you mean- you-" "I want to have a baby with you." He finished my sentence. "Omg..." I was completely shocked. We had talked about it and we're married so it made sense but I didn't think it would be right now. A smile spread across my face at the thought of a mini us. Then I looked up at him "I want that too." "Are you sure because-" I stopped his talking by forcefully kissing him.

Three months later...

Just over a month after that night I found out I was pregnant. We weren't really expecting it to work the first time but we're so glad it did. We had to keep it a secret up until twelve weeks. But I just turned thirteen weeks yesterday so today we're finally telling everyone. Our parents already knew as we told them last week but we're yet to tell the boys, Faith or Freya.

"You ready?" Simon asked as we sat in the car, outside of the restaurant. Simon had planned a dinner especially for telling everyone. "I think so." I replied before taking a deep breath. "Ok let's go." Simon hopped out the car then quickly came around to the passenger side to open my door. "Always a gentleman."

When we walked into the restaurant we were taken to the private room. The waitress opened the door to a large but cosy room that had a long table in the centre. We were the first here so we picked our seats and prepared ourselves to announce the biggest news of our lives to our friends.

Soon they started arriving. First was Josh and Freya, then Tobi and Vik (who arrived at the same time), Harry, Ethan and Faith and finally JJ. Everyone took a seat then we ordered some drinks. We were planning on telling everyone with a dessert that read 'mini Minter coming November 2024...' in chocolate sauce, but I hadn't thought about the fact I couldn't drink so I was really hoping they didn't get suspicious. Thankfully I got away with it.

After finishing our food it was finally time for dessert to come out. Everyone had different things but they all had the chocolate sauce around the edge of the plate. Slowly everyone read their plates. It was silent for a second before Faith jumped up. "Omg! Are you kidding me!" She burst into tears as she hugged me. The entire room filled with excitement. "How many weeks are you?" Faith asked. "Thirteen." I replied. "Wait," Ethan began, deep in thought. "You- we were on that road trip thirteen weeks ago, right?" Me and Simon sat in silence. "Uhm yup." Simon replied. The entire table burst out laughing.

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Bros a cutie patootie

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MRS CHRIS | c. dixon

summary: a scroll through your internet presence as 'mrs chris'. [social media AU.]

pairing: fem!reader x chris dixon (chrismd)

faceclaim: eva meloche

notes: first piece for mrs chris out of the wag universe. eva is gonna be the main fc I use for mrs chris, hopefully you like it!

liked by taliamar, faithlouisak and 4,398 others

yourinstagram charity match this week, plus some other fun tidbits

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user that outfit 🤩

user I knew she was a rhode girly 💅

taliamar soooo pretty 🤍🤍🤍

stephan_tries the only person who is safe from my slander in the commentary box

yourinstagram it's because without me you would've been cancelled a loooooong time ago

stephan_tries best pr manager in the biz

user my idol tbh

user you radiate good energy

chrismd10 another day, another slay 😚

yourinstagram please never speak again

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chrismd10 there's norway this is my job

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faithlouisak my daughter's gonna see that picture one day

user get y/n on it now!!!

user creating more work for y/n by posting ethan's ass pics

user couple goals 😩💅

user when he makes her job harder 🤩🤩🤩

user chris hitting the glow-up hard 🤤

user y/n knew what his potential was 🤍

user they started dating and he just got hotter??

user that harry shot was lethal 🫣

user sick video 👍🏽

yourinstagram why must you do this to me? do you hate me?

behzinga I'm sorry

yourinstagram I'm letting you go

chrismd10 sorry mate

yourinstagram you're next md

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yourinstagram norway for the week <3 at shoots and scrubbing ass pics from the internet 🫶🏼

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user she's just so pretty 🫠

chrismd10 good luck with that 🫣

yourinstagram you can explain to olive why her dad's bum is all over the internet one day christopher

faithlouisak aunty y/n would NEVER do that to her beloved neice

yourinstagram my literal baby girl 😭

user y/n drinking wine to ignore her boyfriend and other clients being stupid

user literally every person in the new video, apart from danny, is a part of y/n's client base

user how does she do this shit

user girl has managed to stop HARRY LEWIS from getting cancelled, I'm convinced she can do anything

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yourinstagram mixing work with pleasure apparently..

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user EAT HIM UP Y/N

user in the words arthur television: she gagged him

calfreezy send kart 21 down the river

user chris on a ladder is so funny to me 😭

maxbalegde sexy pr lady, come over right NOW, you look too good to not be at my place of residence

yourinstagram be right there xx

user casual london fashion week pic on the 2nd slide x

yourinstagram humble bragging 😩

user I want her life 😭😭

user ikr literally hanging out with all your friends because you manage their image? sign me up

yourinstagram rlly easy guys, just date a famous youtuber and have a media and communications degree xxxx just so easy!!

chrismd10 never forget where you came from.. me

yourinstagram okay mr arsenal bedsheets x

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yourinstagram I got my Greece trip- I mean video... and got to pick which extras to bring along......

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user quick everyone act shocked that chris is there

user oh my gosh.. no way, chris? I am so surprised

yourinstagram I appreciate the effort guys 🥲

user she just is that bitch 😭

user you know she's got every single one of those men wrapped around her finger

arthurtv i wasn't one of the chosen ones 💔

yourinstagram because im tired of you and chris sharing a bed and me sleeping on the hotel couch

chrismd10 foiled again arthur

calfreezy send me this pic you traitor

user pr manager/photographer

yourinstagram I need a pay rise

chrismd10 thanks for stowing me away in your suitcase xx

user she's mothering I love it

user so hot

user major fitty ❤️‍🔥🤩

taliamar so true

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chrismd10 constantly reminding me who she is in that first photo. happiest of birthdays to my pr manager and nothing else!

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user happy birthday y/n the pr manager!!

user a y/n photo dump is my favourite kind!!

user spoil us chris!!

wroetoshaw happy birthday y/n!

faithlouisak my wife's birthday 🤩

ksi happy birthday to the goat

user chris and y/n be sappy challenge

callux the queen! happy birthday!!

vikkstagram happy birthday mrs chris!! thanks for everything

yourinstagram thank your lucky stars you posted all nice pictures or I would've deleted your youtube channel xxxx

user Y/N PLEASE 😭

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⤷ Behind the scenes ᡣ𐭩.⋆

pairing: callum airey - calfreezy - x f!reader

Instagram!AU

SUMMARY: y/n posts some pictures behind the scenes as she works as a camera woman for the sidemen as well for her other friends and boyfriend

requested: nope! but requests r open, pls send me some asapppp!!!!

ˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 🧸ྀི

ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩ᯓᡣ𐭩

y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: dear sidemen and friends + boyfriend, I beg you all to stop stealing my fucking phone while I am working (FOR YOU FUCKERS TOO). I do not get payed enough to deal with your stupid silly asses nor do I get payed enough to have my phones storage get filled to the fucking brim because of stupid photos. If you continue doing this you will face concequences and you will get exsposed. Now I beg that you all buy me a coffee and let me film in pease. Also Cal stop kissing other people, you're making me the third/fourth/FIFTH wheel in OUR relationship (istfg I'll just marry Faith atp, you can stay w Harry and Lux xx).

Much love,

Y/n xxx.

tagged: @sidemen @ksi @zerkaa @miniminter @behzingagram @wroetoshaw @vikkstagram @tobjizzle @calfreezy @callux @willne @theburntchip @arthurtv @georgeclarkeey @dannyaarons

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COMMENTS;

chrismd10: outrages. love it.

y/n l/n: chris I suggest you stop typing more silly comments unless you want a post just about you and the dumb photos that you're in that I have in my phone.

calfreezy: exsposed

faithlousiak: i'll marry you in a hearbeat babe come here 😍💍

y/n l/n: running to city hall as we speak

behzingagram: @calfreezy go get your girl

calfreezy: @behzingagram brotha go get your finacè I literally just heard y/n pick up her call

georgeclarkeey: @y/n l/n who gave your premission to post about me and my boyfirend?????!???

y/n l/n: you did the moment you took the photo on my phone clarke

arthurtv: george were not boyfriends!

theburntchip: nah this should be illegal

willne: I DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE FIRST PHOTO??? IT WAS CHRIS

y/n l/n: idc xxx

chrismd10: will don't exspose me you twat

callux: the second and 7th pictures are the best

wroetoshaw: i will be taking this matter to court as I did not give your premission to post me

y/n l/n: sure you will bog xxx

user505: im literally inlove with you wtf

userly: love to see hers and faiths interactions on their posts 😻

user007: mother is feeding us, thank you mother - we all say inusion

y/n l/n: ur welcome child 🤲 x

calfreezy: am I a dad now

us3r: iconic 🙏🙏🙏

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: if I won't be behind the camera I might aswell be infront of it xx 💋

photo credits; @calfreezy - I trained him well

tagged: @calfreezy

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COMMENTS;

faithlousiak: WIFE WIFE WIFE!!!!

y/n l/n: 💋💋💍💍

bambinobecky: spit on me step on me choke me

y/n l/n: gladly xxxx

calfreezy: oi fuck off

usermybeloved: MOTHER IS MOTHERING GOOD LORD

gkbarry_: looking good girly!!!

y/n l/n: SAYS YOU!!!! <3

calfreezy: you got yourself a really good photographer

y/n l/n: ik I trained him well

calfreezy: woof woof

y/n l/n: I LITERALLY SNORTED COFFEE OUT OF MY NOSE I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AHBDCJNF

useredup: CAL WHAT

user777: DYING

taliamar: you look like a rockstar 😍💍

y/n l/n: says the literal popstar ❣️❣️❣️❣️

vikkstagram: are those @circulrco glasses I see 👀?

y/n l/n: of course they are 😎😎😎

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: I visited the lovely Payne's today and must I say I'm in love with Olive!!! Anyways brb crying because of the little miss 🥹

tagged: @faithlousiak @behzingagram

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COMMENTS;

calfreezy: it's true I came back home from shooting a vid and saw her sobbing over videos she took of olive

y/n l/n: CAL DONT EXSPOSE ME LIKE THAT!!! AND SHE HAS SUCH CUTE LITTLE HANDS OKAY???????

behzingagram: im cackleing over this info thanks cal x

calfreezy: of course mate, anytime

y/n l/n: fuck you both

faithlousiak: best godmother evah xxx

y/n l/n: IM A WHAT NOW?!?!?!??!?!?????

faithlousiak: @behzingagram ethan did we forget to tell her shes olives godmother???

behzingagram: yup @faithlousiak

faithlousiak: fuck

y/n l/n: IM HER GODMOTHER???? OH MY GOD IM HER GODMOTHER

calfreezy: congrats guys shes sobbing again @faithlousiak @behzingagram

userly: BAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

useroo: OHMYGOD THIS IS SO FUNNY YET CUTE BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

useredup: HOW DID YALL FORGET TO TELL HER BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

tobjizzle: 😭

taliamar: ahhh look at her!! 🩷🩷

tobjizzle: 🫂

user111: ahhhhh theyre all so cute together!!!

user007: OLIVE!!!! OLIVE CONTENT!!!! THANK YOU Y/N!!!!

gkbarry_: adorable 🫶

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calfreezy

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calfreezy: uh genuine fucking question for @behzingagram & @faithlousiak, how the fuck do you forget to tell someone that they're your childs godmother??? like mate shes been sobbing for the past 30 minutes ffs

tagged: @behzingagram @faithlousiak @y/n l/n

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COMMENTS;

theburntchip: mate how the fuck does this even happen

calfreezy: brother do not ask me

faithlousiak: AAAAAAA were sorry y/n!!! 😭🫂

calfreezy: whilst shes still in bloody tears she says that its okay

behzingagram: oops

chrismd10: why am I not suprised

miniminter: guys this shows that y/n is actually the most emotional person in our friend group we werent lying

stephen_tries: #exsposed2024

callux: 😭

ksi: jesus christ

userly: OHMYGOD WHAT EHJDJCJC 😭😭

wroetoshaw: bloody hell

user444: HOW DID THEY FORGET BAHHAHA???

useroo: I CANT THIS IS TO FUNNY

taliamar: oh my god why am I not suprised @faithlousiak

faithlousiak: I DIDNT MEAN TO OKAY? SHE WAS JUST SO GOOD WITH OLIVE AND WE JUST FORGOT 😭😭

user007: I CACKLED SO LOUDLY WTF

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: SOMEBODY SEDATE ME AND SAVE ME FROM THE FUCKERS 👹👺 anyways new sidemen video coming out this sunday, make sure to check it out you twats xxx

tagged: @calfreezy @wroetoshaw @arthurtv @theburntchip

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COMMENTS;

y/n l/n: also forgot to mention, my apologies for the first pic idk how cal clooned but he did so theres two of him

calfreezy: oh fuck off

y/n l/n: love you too darling! 😇😚

calfreezy:🖕

y/n l/n: ❤

sidemen: were sure it wasn't that bad 👀

y/n l/n: mate you lot werent the ones who had to save these fuckers from the animals

user505: i can already tell this video is gonna be a banger

userely: love how y/n is always the worker whos stuck with the most chaotic crew

arthurtv: we weren't that bad!

y/n l/n: arthur darling we both know that isn't true whatsoever

wroetoshaw: oh piss off ya dramatic prick

y/n l/n: MOTHER FUCKER I WAS CHASED BY A GODDAMN WILD DOG BECAUSE OF YOU LOT AND I HAD TO SAVE YOUR ASSES AS WELL, DO NOT TELL ME THAT I'M A DRAMATIC PRICK

user777: OMGGG PLEASE TELL ME THAT WELL BE ABLE TO SEE THAT IN THE VIDEO

y/n l/n: sadly you will be able to see and hear me screaming and running for my life. from multiple pov's as well

user777: OH LORD BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

theburntchip: you cant deny the fact that you've had fun

y/n l/n: I did. When I was drunk.

calfreezy: love you too

y/n l/n: 😐🖕❤

sabinablair_: you poor woman 😭💓

y/n l/n: WIFEY COME SAVE ME YOUR FIANCE AND THE OTHERS HAVE LOST IT PLEASE

sabinablair_: LOL 😭🫂

useroo: love to see bts pictures

useredup: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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theburntchip

⤷ y/n l/n liked theburntchip's story! ♡

⤷ y/n l/n: fuck off

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: alexa play uptown girl by billy joel xxx new youtube video coming out tomorrow! ✮⋆˙

tagged: @calfreezy

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freyanightingale: stunning stunning girl x

y/n l/n: FREYA MY LOVE ILY ❣️❣️❣️

taliamar: 😍

faithlousiak: 😘😋

vikkstagram: love the glasses @y/n l/n

y/n l/n: thank you vikk 👀😎

gkberry_: icon

calfreezy: can i take you to pound town?

y/n l/n: fuck yes. 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

useroo: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF

theburntchip: mate that is wild

bambinobecky: 🛏👈

y/n l/n: sprinting over to you asap

calfreezy: oi this is outrages

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y/n l/n

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y/n l/n: after 3 fucking years WE FINALLY DID IT 🏆🏆🏆we got onto that fucking podium and we snached that 2nd place you lot. a big thank you to everyone who was supporting Señor Frogs 🐸🫶 anyhow, never doing this again, because once more, this was was also traumatizing.

make sure to check out the video on chip's and everyone elses channels xxx

also fuck you ethan, coudn't you have been dying another fucking day instead of the days before our race??? much love tho xxx

tagged: @calfreezy @theburntchip @wroetoshaw @behzingagram @chrismd10 @mattplumb @willne @callux

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calfreezy: we fucking smashed it

y/n l/n: you can say that again

theburntchip: a night to remember

mattplumb: 🏆🏆🏆

sidemen: señor frogs for the win 🐸🏆

userly: SCREAAAMING IM SO HAPPY JDNDIFJKFCJCJDJOWOWOEIFJC

willne: what a fucking race that was

callux: think i finally did something useful for the team

y/n l/n: that'd be a first

user888: 🐸🐸🐸

behzingagram: oh fuck off 🏆

y/n l/n: love you too behz 😚

chrismd10: we were elite

user007: HELL YEAAAAHAA IM SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

user111: so proud of you guys 🥹🩷

useredup: about time 🏆

user505: SEÑOR FROGS FOR THE WINNNNNN

tobjizzle: good job you lot 👏🙌

zerkaa: love to see it

xeuserxe: LOVED THE VIDEO BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA 🐸🏆🏆

arthurtv: good job frogs!

georgeclarkeey: 🏆

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Chained Together 4

ChrisMD had two little black books, one for women and one for Youtubers. Being in a ChrisMD video came with a lot of perks and connections, between in two even more so. Chris was one of those creators who also featured up and coming Youtubers a lot on her channel. It was almost like a rite of passage, the other big Youtube channel creators were The Sidemen, you knew if you made either or even both of those channels then you were on your way. Thanks for her connections with Chris she had now met Ethan and Harry and during a moment on the video where they all went to the pub to have some food and drink Florence bonded with them.

“How the fuck are you putting up with him all day?” Ethan uttered when Arthur was very enthusiastically talking about, and laughing at a particular moment in Sponge Bob.

“He’s harmless and he gets all the girls viewing…” Florence replied nonchalantly, she looked over at her partner who was giggling away to himself, she just sipped her fruity cider with a smirk on her face.

“You must have the patience of a saint,” Ethan replied.

“He reminds me of my little brother a lot…” Florence started, she stopped quickly and took another sip of her drink.

“That works, don’t you have like twelve brothers and sisters?” Harry teased.

“Eight. I’m the third oldest and oldest boy,”

“Man your dad must have been disappointed,” Florence chimed in trying to shift the focus from her.

“Why do you think he had so many after?” Arthur replied smiling.

It was over a week since that shoot and while that video hadn’t been released yet, the 20 v 1 had been. The response as a whole was positive, Florence was praised for her “good vibes” and people seemed genuinely impressed at her special skill of juggling. It was a few days after this she got a text from a number she didn’t recognise.

Hi, this is Simon (Miniminter) Ethan gave me your number. We’re going to be shooting a video in a couple of weeks time I was just wondering if you would be up for it? It would require you to be handcuffed to another Youtuber for forty-eight hours though….

Florence couldn’t believe it. The Sidemen wanted her to be in a video, they were asking her personally and it wasn’t a dating video it was a full content video. Not that she had anything against dating videos of course as she had done them but there was something about other videos which felt different, there was more opportunity for content rather than a quick few minutes and then onto the next person. Florence held her phone with a slightly shaky hand as she walked to Esme’s room. She knocked on the door and walked in giggling when she heard her friend shout come in.

“You will not believe what has just happened!” Florence screamed as she sat on the end of Esme’s bed.

“You won the lottery?”

“I’ve won the Youtube lottery,” Florence replied, her voice full of excitement and enthusiasm. With a slightly shakey hand she showed the messaged to Esme who took the phone and read the words carefully.

“OH MY GOD!” The blonde screamed, jumping up from the bed, Florence joined her, her face beaming.

“I know! Twenty million subscribers Es, this is going to be such a massive opportunity,” the brunette replied, she couldn’t stop smiling.

“We should go out for drinks to celebrate!” Esme suggested, Florence thought it had been a while since she had a night off.

“The Den?” Esme asked with a twinkle in her eye. The Den was known for the place Esme always got lucky. Florence laughed, allowing her housemate to have her fun.

“Give me an hour to get ready?”

“Make it a little more, I need to wash my hair,” Esme admitted as she pulled her blonde strands from her messy bun.

“Oh wow you do,” Florence joked giggling as she walked back towards the door.

The Den was a generic trendy Shoreditch bar; the drinks were expensive, the music could be cheesy but it was always packed out with revellers wanting a good time.

The girls had found a little shelf by the bar to rest their drinks on, not wanting to pay an extortionate amount for a table. Esme was wearing a khaki dress which complimented her blonde hair nicely, her long legs were on show the dress had long sleeves to add a touch of class. Florence went for a classic black dress it had straps which criss-crossed at the back, held together by a bow.

“Little bit dangerous wearing a dress like that in a place like this, one wrong move and everything will be on show!” A voice came from behind Florence. She looked back and was relieved to see Chris standing there, and he wasn’t alone. George, both Arthur’s and Bach were with him.

“That was such a creepy thing to say to a woman in a nightclub,” Arthur TV piped up, slurring a little.

“No it’s not, plus it’s not like she’s a stranger,” Chris protested.

“Still a little bit creepy, plus I don’t think we know each other that well for you to joke about me being naked yet,” Florence added. She had a smile on her face thought which let Chris know she wasn’t truly mad at him. Esme cleared her throat as she looked at the five men in front of her.

“Oh sorry, guys this is my friend and flatmate Esme. Ez this is Chris, Arthur Frederick, Arthur Hill, Italian Bach or Isaac and erm, this is George,” Florence trailed off a little at the end, she really didn’t know how to take George and was also feeling a little odd because of the look George was giving her.

“Nice to meet you all,” Esme smiled, her glance landing on Chris for a second longer compared to the others.

The girls ended up joining the boys for the night, safety in numbers. Esme and Florence, especially Esme attracted a lot of male attention, it wasn’t always wanted and tonight Esme didn’t appear interested in anyone except for the curly haired man who was at least a couple of inches shorter than she was and he seemed more than happy to oblige.

At one point when Florence was returning with Arthur from the bar, drinks in hand when a guy started to speak to her. She looked at Arthur, her eyes begging him not to leave her side and he didn’t instead waiting for her until she made her excuses and left with him as they rejoined their group.

“Not your type?” Those were the first words George had said to Florence all evening.

“I’m not in the mood tonight,” Florence replied, also serving as a warning to George, she just wanted to dance and wasn’t in the mood to play mind games.

“Well that goes against everything I’ve read,” George mumbled back before taking his drink from Arthur and downing a quarter of it.

George and Florence didn’t exchange words for the rest of the night. She caught him looking a couple of times, she really wanted to ask him why he seemed so weird around her, another drink and she might have but the group were ready to go home.

“Chris seems nice,” Esme slurred when her and Florence fell out of the lift.

“He is, just go easy on him. He’s small.”

[sinofwriting]

Favorite Player - Simon Minter

Words: 655 Summary: He was always filled with dread when having to meet any boy that his daughter brought home, but little did he know that this one would be different when his daughter brings home Simon Minter, his favorite football player.

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The older man sighed, resting back in his chair as he eyed the clock. The time was drawing near and nearer and every minute that passed dread grew inside of him. He had hated the first time his little girl had brought home a boy, even if it was their next door neighbor and they were only ten, and at seventeen the hatred was joined with dread when she brought home her first boyfriend. And now she was bringing home a boyfriend for the first time in years, one that neither he or her mother knew the name of and it was just days before the season started. Dread wasn’t supposed to sit heavy in his stomach in August. Excitement should be brewing as the days grew closer to the first match of the season.

He grumbles as another minute ticks by and he can’t help but wish he had a pint. It would help a little bit. He glances at his wife and can’t help but smile at the way she’s fluttering about, clearly excited to meet their daughter's boyfriend. He took pleasure in the fact that if it went badly she’d join him in a drink. Always one to have a drink after a shit experience, his wife.

A knock makes her pause her adjusting of the throw pillows, standing straight with a bright smile. “They must be early!” He sighs at the excitement in her voice and casts a longing look at the tv, where he had been about to watch some highlights from last season. Last season had been an amazing one, his favorite player since he’d joined Leeds had been above and beyond, a season to remember and he could only hope that he performed just as well if not better this season.

Standing, he follows his wife from the living room to the front door that opens with a swing. Immediately enveloping their daughter in her arms. “It’s so good to see you, sweetheart.” She smiles, hugging her mom back. “It’s good to see you too, I’m sorry it’s been so long.” She looks at both of them before stepping into her dad’s arms for a hug. He holds her close, his only child, his daughter, his little girl. “Don’t worry about it, we’ve been busy and so have you, it happens.” He tells her when they’ve let go. “Still,” she insists, but seeing the look on his face stops her from saying anything else. She glances behind her at the door that’s still open and the smile that immediately takes over her face reminds him of why exactly she’s visiting and his fingers twitch at how brightly she’s smiling.

She looks back at them, smile still on her face but a little softer. “Mom, dad, I want you to meet Simon, my boyfriend.” She says, as she extends a hand out to grab her boyfriend's hand and pulls him inside. He’s about to extend a hand, greet him, knowing if he doesn’t he’ll get an elbow to the ribs. But his mouth falls open and he’s unable to move a muscle as he gets his first look of his daughters boyfriend.

It was Him.

Number seven for Leeds United. His favorite player. Simon Minter. Miniminter. His daughter was dating Miniminter. Her boyfriend was Miniminter. His mouth closes and his hand goes out, when an elbow hits his side, shaking him from his shock. And he can’t help the smile on his face as he greets the footballer enthusiastically. The dread that had been sitting in his stomach was gone, excitement only there.

Miniminter was a good lad, had his own non-profit, liked meeting with fans from what he saw on twitter and such, and in his whole career had never had any horrible accusations come against him like other footballers. He still wasn’t good enough for his little girl, but he was probably the closest anyone could get.

[w2soneshots]

The uncles -Miniminter

words: 1.3k+

warnings: pregnancy, mentions of birth.

summary: your and Simon’s journey to becoming parents: finding out, telling the boys, the gender reveal and welcoming your little baby into the world.

notes: hello loves! Here’s the request🫶🏼. Sorry for the lack of posts recently but this is a long one so I hope you enjoy!!🧸💓

I've known the sidemen for years. And I've been in there videos since they first started out. That's how I met Simon, we were just friends at first but eventually we started dating. We got married a few years later and we started trying for a baby four months ago. We knew it probably wouldn't happen straight away but I was starting to get a little worried, until the other day I took a test and it came back positive.

Today I'm telling Simon. I had to wait a few days since he was away for a sidemen video, which was torture but it gave me time to think of a cute way to do it. I decided that I was going to make a cute present containing some little ugg boots, a baby grow and the pregnancy test.

I placed the box on the kitchen counter then waited for Simon to arrive home. "5 minutes away x" he text me and my heart rate sped up. After the longest five minutes of my life he finally walked through our front door.

"Hi!" I smiled as we shared a tight hug. "I missed you." He whispered into my hair. "I missed you too. I have a surprise." His brows furrowed. "Come." I led him over to the kitchen, pointing to the little box. We sat down and he slowly opened it. His eyes widened and his mouth dropped open as he stared at the contents. "You're- oh my god!" A bright smile graced his features as he stood to pull me into a hug. "I'm gonna be a dad!" I could hear in his voice that he was getting choked up, which was very rare since he never cries. "Yes you are." I replied, my heart filled with pure happiness.

The next few weeks were... tough. I had awful morning sickness and felt terrible all of the time. Simon did as much as he could to be supportive and look after me but there wasn't much he could actually do. We were also trying to keep the fact that I was pregnant a secret until twelve weeks but it was proving quite difficult.

When it finally came time to tell everyone I felt relieved that I wouldn't have to hide it any longer and also so excited that we could finally share the amazing news with our favourite people. Faith and Ethan were the first to find out since I had bumped into them at the hospital while leaving an ultrasound (that unfortunately Simon couldn't be at). They were there with Olive for a check up and I didn't really have an excuse so I just told them. Faith practically screamed as she pulled me into a tight hug. Ethan was just as happy.

Simon was a little bummed that he didn't get to see their reactions but he understood why. Next up was the rest of the boys and the side girls. We decided to do them all in one go so we arranged a little get together to surprise them.

After buying food, cleaning the downstairs and making a playlist I got ready. Simon ran out to get a few last minute things while I took a shower, styled my hair, applied some makeup and got changed into a cute outfit. I only had a small bump as of yet so thankfully that wouldn't ruin the surprise.

As people started to arrive I greeted them and led them towards the living room. Soon everyone was here and it was time. "Ready?" I asked Simon, whispering into his ear. "Yeah." He smiled back at me. I took a deep breath. "We have a little surprise for you all!" I announced. I saw Faith's face immediately light up. "I'm pregnant!"

Cheers filled the room as Freya began crying, JJ practically jumped onto Simon and Ethan proudly bragged to Harry about the fact he already knew. As everyone calmed down they all congratulated us. The party was amazing, the vibes were impeccable and we all had a great time.

As my bump began to grow and people were starting to suspect us on instagram we decided it was time to tell the fans. We announced it with a mirror selfie of me and Simon in our bedroom. He had on his best thumbnail face and I downed a bright smile. He held the most recent ultrasound photo in his hand. Both of us dressed in comfy clothes, my sweatpants placed underneath my bump. The internet went crazy.

Just a week before the gender reveal the baby began kicking. It was a lovely moment. It happened just as I was about to fall asleep. Simon's hand placed comfortably on my bump as we lay in a comfortable silence. Then I felt it, it was strange but so comforting, I knew he or she was ok. We'd been expecting it since the doctor had told us that it would happen soon at our last appointment. "Simon," I turned around in his arms. "I think the baby just kicked!" I whisper shouted. His eyes widened, hands immediately on my stomach. Kick. He looked up at me with pure adoration.

We wanted to find out the gender in a fun way so we decided on a balloon pop; simple but cute. We had a company come round to set up a balloon arch with different sized pink and blue balloons but Faith and Freya helped me to decorate the rest our garden. It looked so cute by the end. It was just going to be mine and Simon's closet family along with the troops and their girlfriends.

Me and Simon both dressed in white, everyone else wore whatever they wanted but most of them wore ether blue or pink depending on what they thought the gender would be. I was fully convinced that it was a boy but Simon thought that it was a girl, nether of us really minded though.

My heart raced as we stood in front of everyone. Simon holding the balloon while I held a needle. Everyone counted down, "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!" I popped the ballon and blue confetti filled the air. Simon pulled me in a warm embrace, my eyes began to stream and the boys jumped around excitedly. "I knew it man! I called it!" JJ shouted. "I was right." I whispered into Simon's ear with a sniffle. "You always are."

The pregnancy flew by and soon I felt like a whale out of water, I was uncomfortable and just wanted to meet our baby boy. We'd finished the nursery and all of the baby shopping, we were now just waiting.

"Simon! Simon wake up!" I shook my boyfriend awake. He shot up. "Wha- what's wrong?!" He panicked. "My water broke!" I said with a smile. I wasn't stressed at all, just excited. Simon on the other hand was a mess. He was frantically running around our home trying to get himself ready. I calmly got dressed then sat on the couch next to the pre packed hospital bag. "Ok, let's go!" He grabbed the bag then helped me up.

Just a few hours later I held our baby in my arms. Thankfully the labour was quick and after getting an epidural I absolutely fine, well other than the fact I had to push a human out of me. None of it mattered now though because me and the baby were both fine and healthy.

A week later -after I had mostly recovered- the boys came round to meet Louie (which is the name we chose). "Oh my god! He's so cute," Faith gushed as she held Louie. "We're gonna need to make another one of these asap." She turned to Ethan. His eyes widened. I chuckled. "Ok, My turn!" JJ shuffled so he was straight in his chair, placing his arms out ready. Faith passed the baby over.

Everyone one got a turn. While me and the girls chatted, the boys playfully argued over who was the best uncle. Though they're all equally as amazing as each other.

[minizerkphie]

“As Josh and me are usually up and about at the same time we sometimes take turns to cook for each other. Sweet, I know, but it’s not like a candelit dinner or anything like that. Honest!”

/Simon-2016/ (Sidemen book)

[sztefa001]

OMG THE SIZE DIFFERENCE I'M-

Ok silly idea but it just won't leave my mind so... You know how baby birbs hide in the feathers of their parents? As in you make a hen stand up and she has a whole kindergarten there. Or how swans give their young boat rides on their own back. So I thought about this and imagine: Solclave hugging his adopive children and you can barely see them when they cuddle into the fluff. You ask him where one of the kids is and they just... stick their head out of his chest feathers ;-; <3

You’ll never know how many are in there

[sztefa001]

for the fic title thing!

"ruin you"

OH THIS IS DELIGHTFUL!

Now let's hope I don't spend half a day trying to write actual fics for it skfhsdjkf

1.My first thought was TerrorRain x Morphine, probably sth when they realize that the other is "that one guy who miraculously survived the battle only I thought I survived and now I gotta kill him or else that battle will remain a draw instead of my victory." Or it could be a kinky nsfw piece with them, ending surprisingly pleasantly on each side >w>

2. Speaking of kinky (and not only) it could also be Lord Master x Taffy now that I think about it. A cool past-present comparison with sexy-ruined Taf vs later mentally-ruined Taf vs even more later physically/financially/socially/etc ruined LM (after Taf sends him to a hospital, court and then jail and finally recovers and reclaims himself).

3. Surprisingly, that title would also fit sth for... MiniMint. How could it ever be good for the cute tiny little innocent flier as her you ask? Well... kids grow up. I mean she technically didn't grow as she got created and started off as kinda adult already but you know what I mean! Anyway. When she moves with her family to Cybertron she gets a new job there, mets new tfs, etc. She also falls in love and starts working together with one guy. They're a charming small-sized bean and with them she forms a lovely couple and she's certain they're gonna bond soon and then become conjunxes.

But unfortunately turns out the guy's a dirty cheater who was planning on leaving her as soon as she finishes fixing their spaceship for free. When she finds out and confirms it (she has special agents for parents so yeah, her dads sure taught her a thing or two) she's absolutely devastated. And as they go on blissfully unaware that their plans got discovered and that their sweet little Mini is planning revenge. The fic would end up in describing how horribly she feels (emotionally ruined) and then promises "I'll ruin you too."

First fic ends on that and the others are on how she sabotages her own work on the spaceship (impossible to fix without $$$$$$$ or $$$$ and a small enough engineer) and leaves butu not before writing a blunt note that the ship's unusable. She wants to ruin one guy, not kill them (and possible other tfs).

Tl;dr she gets sued but wins easily proving she's right and exposing all the bs the guy did. Tbh harder than that was only keeping her dads (@president-alpine 's Knight Strike and Aeronaut) from going murder mode on the guy but after some ups and downs she managed to convince them not to blow things out of proportion. From then on she's more careful with dating (not even in mood for them tbh) but eventually she finds that special someone once she's ready <3

[damn-behzinga]

Damn-Behzinga’s Masterlist

angst - 🌧️

fluff - ☀️

favourite - 👑

⚡ The Eboys ⚡

Will Lenney (Willne)

The Veteran - The reader surprises Will at a panel after fighting in another country for a year. (X Reader) ☀️

Kissing In The Rain - Will’s friends meet his girlfriend for the first time but the couple is to busy having an argument. (X Reader) ☀️

Pancakes, Anyone? - You make breakfast for everyone after a night out and Will realises how much he loves you. (X Reader) ☀️

Nail Polish - You and Will have a pamper night (X Reader) 👑☀️

Moving In - Will and Gee get a new neighbour and Will happens to find her very cute. (X Reader) ☀️

Get Better - Will helps you through a bad day of depression. (X Reader)🌧️

A Little Bit More - Will and Reader recite their vows at their wedding. (X Reader)☀️

Tough Guy - Will and Reader are complete opposites but somehow have a strong bond. (X Reader)☀️

Will’s Friend Otis - Will gets a dog to help with some problems he’s having, Will can’t find his confidence to talk to his friends. (Centric) 👑🌧️

Toxic - Part Two of WFO, a look through social media as Will deals with his mental health 🌧️

Hometown - Part Three of WFO, Will goes home to take care of himself but re-lives the worst memories possible 🌧️

Will Comes Home - Part Four of WFO, Will comes home and tries to do a Livestream. Stephen doesn’t let it happen for obvious reasons. 🌧️

Taking A Leap - You are scared of love, Will isn’t (X Reader) 🌧️

Deserving - You get fired from your job and Will comforts you (X Reader)🌧️☀️

Alex Elmslie (ImAllexx)

First Kiss - You have your first kiss with Alex after he lists the things he loves about you. (X Reader ☀️)

Hurt Me Once -   Alex knows what his partner has been getting up to (X Reader)

James Marriott

Enough - Reader is content with the relationship they have with James, they decide to go public. (X Reader) 👑☀️

You Walked In And My Heart Went Boom - Reader and James have a heart to heart at 3am (X Reader)☀️

Grow As We Go - Reader thinks they need to break up with James in order to figure themselves out. Part of the Ben Platt Writing Challenge (X Reader)🌧️☀️

George (Memeulous)

Protective - George gets protective when Reader gets assaulted, he decides to do something about it. (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

Temporary Love - George doesn’t want this to be a one-time thing… Part of the Ben Platt Writing Challenge (X Reader) 👑🌧️☀️

✨ SIDEMEN ✨

Ethan Payne (Behzinga)

Baby Behzinga Meets Her Uncles - The Sidemen meet your month old daughter (X Reader) 👑☀️

“Dad, Can’t you hear me?” - Ethan opens up about his dad, the sidemen don’t realise how truly scary it is. (Centric)🌧️

Hush Hush - You are JJ’s best friend, he warned his friends not to date you, Ethan doesn’t listen. (X Reader)☀️🌧️

After Meeting A Little Early - You and Ethan have a son at the age of seventeen. the sidemen love him to pieces. (X Reader)☀️

Happy Hours - Ethan talks about you and your son on the Happy Hour podcast. Part 2 of AMALE (X Reader)☀️

Hooked - after a little too much drinking after JJ V Logan Paul, you and Ethan hook up (X Reader) ☀️

Doubt - Ethan has his doubts about being a father but you easily soothe him. (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

Top - Ethan sees you wearing his top and he decides to tell you something. (X Reader) ☀️

Losing The War Against Himself - Ethan is losing the war against his depression but other soldiers are going to fight beside him and help him win. (Cenric) 🌧️

Falling On The Battle Field - Ethan tries to take his own life, the sidemen try to cope (Centric) Part Two of LTWAH 🌧️

I Can’t Wait For Forever - The Sidemen film your’s and Ethan’s weddings, here are the fan favourite bits (X Reader)☀️

Secrets Always Come To Surface - Ethan’s secret gets revealed when someone appears out of the blue. (Centric)🌧️

Together In Isolation - Ethan loves to spend time with you in quarantine (X Reader)☀️

A Painful Memory - The Sidemen Roast is all fun and games until someone jokes about Ethan’s friend who passed away. (X Reader)🌧️

Fitting In - Ethan introduces you to his  friends, you get a bit insecure because you’re a bit bigger then other girls (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

To Be Free Again - Ethan gets into a car accident and has to learn to walk again. There are moments where he wanted to give up but he quickly had his friends help him feel better again. These are some of those moments. (centric)🌧️

Dumb Ass Love - If Ethan had to chose between men being horrid to you or a bloody nose, he would chose the latter. (X Reader) ☀️

Unclear - Ethan’s addicted to heroin, the boys have to find a way to help him (Centric)🌧️

Best Couple On YouTube - You and Ethan take part in Simon’s Best Couple On YouTube series. (X Reader) ☀️

Unconventional Family - Ethan meets his half sister for the first time and he decides she should meet his family, the sidemen.(OC & Ethan Centric)☀️

Heart Pains - Ethan has a lot of things that he wanted to do before he hit thirty, having a heart attack and almost dying was not one of them. (Centric) 🌧

Harry Lewis (Wroetoshaw)

Tranquil - You and Harry are soft when others aren’t around. (X Reader)☀️

livestream - harry watches your livestream and realises you’re not okay (X Reader)🌧️☀️

What He Thinks - Not What He Is - Harry finished filming with the weight gained video and he feels terrible about himself so you have to teach him otherwise (X Reader)🌧️☀️

Moment To Moment - This is Harry’s story of his relationship with an abusive woman. (Centric) 👑🌧️

Flustered - Harry gets flustered when a pretty girl comes in for a speed dating video (X Reader)☀️

Medication - Harry suffers from bipolar disorder and has medication, it’s awkward when his friends find out. (Centric)🌧️

Surprise - Harry thinks the biggest surprise of the day was the boys forgetting his birthday, little does he know. (Centric)🌧️☀️

Waltzing - You teach the Sidemen to waltz, Harry gets partnered up with you (X Reader)☀️

Date Night In Isolation - The activities you and Harry get up to in quarantine. (X Reader)☀️

Unexpected But Adorable - You and Harry are famous Youtubers, no one expects your relationship (X Reader)☀️

Nightmares - You have vivid nightmares, thankfully, Harry knows what to do. (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

Cuddle Time - Harry wants to cuddle, the boys happily oblige. (Centric)   ☀️  

Taken Over - Harry has a seizure after a shoot, the guys help him. (Centric) 🌧️

JJ Olatunji (KSI)

Helpless - You perform your first show as Eliza Schylur for the music Hamilton and JJ supports you. (X Reader) ☀️

Jealous, Babe? - You watch Jaackmaate, JJ is jealous (X Reader) ☀️

Caring - JJ takes care of you whilst your sick (X Reader) ☀️

Not To Blame - You go to a party with all your friends, the night takes a twisted turn and JJ tries to understand it. (X Reader/platonic or romantic) 🌧️

Josh Bradley (Zerkaa)

Not Your Anxiety - The Sidemen don’t know how to handle Josh’s panic attack, luckily Freya is the best. (centric) 🌧️

Hard Worker Shouldn’t Over Work - Josh tends to overwork himself but luckily has amazing friends surrounding him. (centric)🌧️☀️

Mine - You love Josh. Josh loves you. If only love were that simple. (X Reader) 🌧

Vik Barn (Vikkstar123)

Not Just Banter - Sometimes, Sidemen banter goes too far and Vik needs comforting (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

Meeting On Minecraft - You and Vik met online playing Minecraft and now you meet in real life (X Reader) ☀️

Tobi Brown (tbjzl)

Small Comments - You and Tobi promised each other that you wouldn’t go public, so why was the comment left in the video? (X Reader)  🌧️☀️

Falling - You and Tobi were on the lowdown, but what is he doing with that other girl? (X Reader)🌧️

Simon Minter (Miniminter)

Antics - You and Simon have a fun night out and have to get your drunken selves home (X Reader) ☀️

Simon In The Bathroom - Simon gets ditched by his one friend at a party, now he’s alone in the bathroom (Centic) 🌧️

THE GROUP

Acceptance - You come out to the sidemen as a bisexual (Sidemen & Non-specified reader)

🔥 + FRIENDS 🔥

Stephen Lawson (StephenTries)

Brother’s Best Friend - You are Will’s twin sister and Stephen might be developing an itsy bitsy, small crush on you. (X Reader) ☀️

Callum McGinley (Callux)

The Most Confident - Cal meets Harry’s old school friend, he likes her immediately but is she too cool for him? (X Reader) 🌧️☀️

Talia Mar

Strawberries + Cigarettes- Talia reveals her relationship with the reader through her music video for her song Strawberries + Cigarettes (X Reader) ☀️

[thejojofanatic]

[sztefa001]

AWWW! YES! Mini would gladly help! She'd love to have someone to talk to, someone who understands. I feel like this would help her a lot before her little journey. And yea, she'd first feel a bit intimidated regarding Glare but it quickly changes into feeling of safety. Once she gets back from her adventure she defo contactas them to say hi and catch up and also invites them to visit Earth :D

Okay so. For that ask game. Pimpernel/Scotta's (and maybe Glare's if you'd like) reaction to MiniMint please <3

Mini is a tiny, literally human-sized flier. Onlined shortly before the end of the war and brought to Earth where she made human friends. Her dad (the Cybertronian who found and onlined her) left one day for a mission and didn't come back so once the war ended (and she felt confident enough) she went looking for him. She's sweet, friendly and energetic, likes engineering and being helpful. She may lack in strength but she's smart and can get into many places where regular-sized Cybertronians can't even reach. Once she leaves Earth the big world overwhelms and intimidates her. She doesn't even know if there's anyone else like her out there even tho the abandoned base she was found in supposedly produced more of her model? She often either feels like she doesn't belong. Doesn't fit in and/or that she's just too young and inexperienced, too small and insignificant... especially when realizes that even the best NASA-level engineering is merely basic in space. But she refuses to give up, knows how to build on those basics and she learns fast. Sometimes works too hard when does more what's expected of her. Wants to prove herself and others that she's capable. And to make her dad proud once they reunite. (Don't get your hopes up tho, there's a reason I didn't bother coming up with a name for him. But dw, she later does get adopted uwu)

Pimpernel would love her!! Though Mini would most likely never know of the little organic in her head, she'd meet someone who somehow gets her. Pimpernel also felt alienated and intimidated by the world around her, at one point. She also doesn't know if there's anyone like her out there (which sounds very strange coming from the mouth of a normal Cybertronian), and good luck helping her remember much of her past! In that regard, she'd be happy that she can have at least one cybertronian to relate to on all of those terms, and on top of that, a fellow mechanic buddy! I could see her helping Pimpernel repair ships with her other Autobot crew :D

Mini's size would almost make Scotta want to detach from Pimpernel, just so she could be on the same level and so Mini wouldn't have to constantly look up at her transtector--but no... her superior always told her that she was safer inside the suit!

As for Glare, it's simple ^^ any friend of Pimpernel's is a friend of his. His stature and lack of expression might be intimidating, but she'd come to realize that he's warmer at spark than he looks! (also he has a habit of being protective of anyone below his knee in size so Mini would be in good hands)

[sydneyxix]

never forget

[subtozerkaa-blog]

old school josh 

(can we also appreciate simon in the background as well lol)

[magnolia-among-the-stars]

Daddy Feels (Simon Minter)

Sidemen: Miniminter

Request: Do you think you could write one about Simon? Where you are a Single Mum with a son thats like 5 (Maybe named Bentley) and he likes football. One day you buy him new football boots and you go to visit Simon after his School and he runs in and is so excited that he calls Simon Dad for the first time? Like how he reacts and just very cute and fluffy?😍🤗 Please and thank you💖

“MUM,” Bentley’s voice traveled down the staircase, just moments before you heard trampling down the steps. You glanced up from doing the dishes, only to find your sweet boy grinning widely as he strutted into the kitchen, his small legs doing kicks as he went. “Look, they fit perfectly! They were made for me,” he called happily as he glanced back down at his feet, clad in a new pair of football boots that you’d bought him. 

Being a single mom was by no means the easiest job in the world but seeing the gleeful look on your five year old’s face when he opened the shoe box made it worth every second. You’d been working a second job, wanting to provide as much as you could for your son and give him the best life you could muster. 

Bentley had just began to start playing football after school and he took to it immediately, spending countless hours in the front yard kicking the ball back and forth with you for practice. Even better than that, he got on much better with Simon, your boyfriend as the two bonded of the sport. 

“They look great on you honey,” you grinned, throwing the towel that had been draped over your shoulder onto the counter and closing the cabinet. You moved over to the little guy, picking him up as he squealed and placed him on to the counter to look full at his shoes. “Not too tight?”

He shook his head immediately, bright eyes staring back at you as he tapped them together. “Can I wear them for dinner?” he asked, eyes wide as his tiny hands reached out to you. “I want to show them to Simon,” he admitted, blushing as his hand covered his mouth.

“I’m sure Simon would love that,” you agreed, fully knowing that Simon would. Considering that he had helped you pick them out, Simon absolutely already loved them. “Do you have your bag all packed?” you asked and he nodded frantically, sprinting back up the stairs to grab his overnight bag. 

You grabbed your tote from the couch, keys in hand as he rushed quickly back down. His high pitched giggle making your heart flutter. You moved outside your apartment and out to the car, buckling him into the backseat and sliding into the driver’s side to drive to your boyfriend’s house. Simon had offered for the two of you to spend the weekend at his, feeling ready to take the next step in your relationship and understanding that that meant having Bentley there too. Not that Simon would have it any other way.

Simon adored Bentley as if he were his own. After being best friends for quite a few years and having been together for over a year, Simon went to every important moment that he could. He was there when you found out you were pregnant and after Bentley’s father said he wanted nothing to do with you. From delivery to first days of school and school conferences to volunteering at school field day and class trips, even offering to take him to the beach or out to the aquarium while you went to work. There was nothing you loved more in the world then your two favorite boys getting along.

 When you pulled up to Simon’s driveway, Bentley began cheering from the backseat. “We’re here, we’re here, we’re here!” he screamed, you having to shush him slightly as you began to unbuckle him. He slid from his carseat with his tiny backpack clutched in his hand, nearly dragging it on the ground as he headed straight for the front door. You chased after him just as the door opened to reveal Simon’s joyful expression. 

His tall frame bent down just in time to catch a flying Bentley, backpack fully forgotten as he slung him up into his long arms. “Hi buddy,” Simon greeted the little boy, just as you caught up and picked up his backpack. “How was your day today at school?” he asked, eyes flickering to you as he winked.

“It was great! Look, look,” he wiggled around to show Simon his boots. Simon gasped in surprise.

“Did mom buy those shoes for you? Those are the coolest boots I’ve ever laid my eyes on,” Simon cooed as he glanced down again at the boy. You watched the two interact, a smile etched onto your features.

“She did! Aren’t they the coolest?” Bentley repeated, small hands grasped at Simon’s cheeks. Simon playfully puffed them out, making Bentley crack up in laughter.

“They sure are,” Simon nodded, glancing over at you again, “Mom did a great job.” Bentley nodded and grinned over at you. 

“Can we go play in the backyard? I’ve been working on my kicks like you taught me,” Bentley asked, glancing at you in approval. You nodded, moving forward to press a kiss to your son’s cheek. 

“I think that’s a great idea,” you mentioned, glancing up to look at Simon. He gently put him back down on the ground, allowing him to move past him into the house. You pulled Simon in for a small and tender kiss. “Hi,” you whispered slightly, hand smoothing over his chest as you placed the backpack down onto the steps.

“Hi there,” he mumbled, pressing his lips to yours again as you sighed contently. “You did good mom,” he muttered against the side of your mouth.

“I think that pleasure is all yours,” you replied just as Bentley grasped Simon’s large hand and pulled, not moving him in the slightest. You had to stifle a laugh. 

“Come on dad,” Bentley begged and Simon glanced at you, meeting the same wide eyes that surely matched his expression. Tears instantly came to Simon’s eyes and his grin grew more than you ever thought possible. 

“Coming buddy,” Simon croaked as he allowed the small child to pull him away, disappearing into the backyard. When they finished playing and after dinner, you bent down to your son’s level and suggested quietly that maybe Simon would like to read Bentley his bedtime story. “Really?” Bentley said and you nodded, giving him a big hug and kiss on his cheek. 

Bentley agreed immediately, rushing rushing down the hallway to get his book from the guest bedroom that Simon had set up for him. Simon’s hands grazed your waist from behind, his hot breath fanned over your the nape of your neck. “You raised a hell of a kid,” he whispered in your ear, making you shiver.

“He’s a hell of a kid,” you replied, hands placed over his as you leaned back into his embrace. “Thank you for always being there for us, I’m so appreciative of you and everything you do...dad,” you smiled, feeling the love radiating off Simon’s body at the word.

“Dad,” he repeated, rocking you back and forth slightly as he pressed a small kiss to the top of your shoulder. “He called me dad, Y/N. That’s such a big step.” He giggled slightly as you turned around to face him. He was glowing, grinning ear to ear as his energy filled your senses.

“You deserve the title Si,” you admitted, arms wrapping around his slender waist as you gazed into his eyes. “You love and cherish him as much as you do with me. You’ve been there every step of the way and I can never thank you enough for--,” Simon hushed you slightly, hands cupping your bum slightly as he lifted you off the ground onto the kitchen table. He pressed his lips to yours, an intimate and quiet moment shared between two people who loved each other deeply. 

It was determined, as if Simon was trying to say a million different things at once, all the equivalent of ‘I love you’ and ‘there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.’ His hands began to trace your thighs just as a tiny voice called down the hallway. “Mom, dad?” Bentley’s voice rang out, instantly pulling you out of the moment. “I’m ready for my story.” You tried to calm your heavy breath as Simon pressed his forehead against yours. 

“Coming right in buddy,” he called back, pressing his lips quickly to yours once more. His hands massaging your hips as he pulled away, stepping back to allow you off the table. He turned to head toward the hallway, your hand smacking his bum in the process. Simon turned to eye you, shaking his head as he went but not before throwing a wink in your direction.