#dad!ralph

[piastrinorris]

omg YES!! Ralph would be so excited about becoming a father..

Imagine she’s been sick for about a week or something.. they just assume it’s a stomach bug or she just ate something funny ya know? They idea that she’s pregnant just blows over their heads until Ralph is asked how she’s doing and he talks about it at work or maybe he runs into their friends at the store.. he’s grabbing soup and other light foods so she can eat something and keep it down and they just stare at Ralph like 😳👀 while he talks about your symptoms..

“It started maybe a week ago.. she just would get sick in the mornings or if I cooked certain meals it would cause her to feel ill. I haven’t taken her to the doctor yet, not that I haven’t tried! She insists it’s just a stomach virus that was going around her work. I tried to reason with her that she should still go to the doctor but then it just upsets her and she.. well… gets moody I guess is what you’d say. I’m worried about her though.. she’s hardly eaten anything so I’m hoping just some soup and crackers will settle her stomach and she’s actually able to keep something down for once.”

He notices no one’s said anything and they just keeping looking at him weirdly so he’s like “what? Is it something I said? If you’re worried you’ll get sick i promise it’s nothing contagious! I would’ve gotten it myself if it was.” Finally someone speaks and is like “no mate, we aren’t worried about getting sick.”

Ralph just looks at them like 🤨 “well what is it then?” And one of the girls try to hint towards what’s going on by asking if she’s had her period this month or not and he’s like “I’m not sure what that’s got to do with a stomach virus but no, I don’t think she has. Usually she lets me know when she gets it but I can’t recall her saying anything about it.”

For some reason it STILL isn’t clicking for Ralph bc yes he understands how it all works but he’s just so worried about how she’s not feeling well and wants to help her get better that it’s all he thinks about. He doesn’t even consider being pregnant a possibility rn bc you’d said it was a stomach virus and so if you say it’s that, then that’s what it was.

It’s not until one of the girls reaches him a pregnancy test and explains what that even is to him that it clicks. He’s frozen there in the store and once the initial shock of it passes, he’s over the moon with the idea of you guys becoming parents. Starting your own family. He’s so excited that he quickly pays for everything and hurries back home. He shows you the test and explains the whole conversation he had with your friends in the store. You take it but still keep telling him you really don’t think you’re pregnant and that you’re just sick. It’s not until you see that the tests are positive (you took all of them in the box just to be sure) that you believe it.

Obviously you’re in shock and don’t know what to think or how to react but seeing just how happy Ralph gets once it’s confirmed let’s you know it’ll all be okay. He’s sniffing and crying tears of joy talking about how he’s so excited to be doing this with you and how he’s going to do everything in his power to be the best husband and father for your family. (and how he’s going to spoil your little boy or girl so much obviously)

You can’t help but cry happy tears too. You can’t imagine doing this with anyone else but Ralph and you know he’s going to love, protect and take care of you and your baby no matter what. 🥹😭

ahhhhhhh i love all of this yesssssss

i feel like in bsbl!verse, your luck in trying to get pregnant is similar to your relationship forming in terms of getting off the ground. like you decide you want to try and get pregnant - which, considering how careful you are about at least one of you (if not both) using contraception, ralph thinks will happen in no time once you're off it - but it doesn't take, not for months.

you'd given up on trying for a couple of months, but then an anniversary pops up and you guys have a proper romantic day together to remind yourselves that the two of you are already a family as is. you end the say by making love, not just babymaking, but getting back to connecting with each other again. and when you're feeling sick every morning within a couple of weeks of that, you've not thought about getting pregnant for so long that it doesn't even register as an option. that's what makes ralph helping you to discover that you are finally gonna have a kid all the more special 🥹

send me dad!Ralph headcanons?

[terminally-outsiders-obsessed]

happy fathers day to my two gay dads

[whoswearingthetrousers]

Ralph macchio is so funny cuz why are his roles like.

I wanna kill myself

I wanna kill myself

I wanna kill myself

EVERYBODY RISE ITS THE NATIONAL ATHEM!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🏈🏈🏈🔥🔥🤞🤞🤞🙏🙏🙏

I wanna kill myself

Had sex in a barn

PUSSY IN BIO

[idsfantasy]

I just love the idea that the rest of the bullies (Bonnie bro and Freddy bro) actually grew up and have families, all the while Fazbear's still manages to taunt them XD

Michael is obvious. Chica bro? We still need lore on that one-

But what I really love is how those who did end up having families never talk about their trauma.

Freddy bro literally has his mask in the attic, and never talks about how Jeff's used to be Freddy's. You could argue that he didn't know, but Jeff doesn't really do a good job of rebranding the building. He definitely knows.

Bonnie bro-... While he does talk to his daughter about the old days, he's very vague. Not to mention HW2. The whole point of the game is literally to rediscover and remember our own memories, like for example the Bonnie mask.

Which-

Psychological fun fact! Whenever we witness very traumatic events, sometimes our brains will literally force us to forget it, and push the memory back into the subconscious, as to protect us. I just love the idea that these guys were so traumatized that they literally forgot everything lol- it just creates good storytelling.

What do you think?

Assuming that Oswald's dad is indeed the Freddy bully, it really is interesting to think about where everyone seems to have potentially ended up. And in the book, Oswald's dad definitely knew about Freddy's from what I remember lol

As for what I think, very off topic, but shout out to Ralph/Phone Guy in The Week Before for apparently sorta doing exactly that to get through his night shifts pbsljkdfsd. But yeah, it is a very interesting concept!

[chisfics]

them in those goddamn shades

[21kmoonz]

Happy pride month to our karate dads 🗣

[zappedbyzabka]

A beard scratch from him would significantly improve my mood too

[ghstsrock]

why do Ralph Macchio characters never have a dad? it like “oh, you? you’re gonna be played by Ralph Macchio? DADLESS.”

[gotheconch]

idk if any of you have ever thought about this before but imagine all of the boys parents/families reactions to the plane disappearing. but most importantly imagine their reactions to all of the boys coming home.

jacks parents and little sister find out what he did and jump whenever he gets too close for years. they never look at him the same way, how could they? ralphs dad hugs his boy as tight as he can. he sees him beaten and bruised and bleeding and his eyes are glazed over. they both burst into tears immediately and mr. allebach whispers into ralphs ear "what did they do to you?" imagine simons mom and piggys auntie waiting with all of the other parents for boys who will never come. they never got to say goodbye.

[sketchnskribbles]

WIR Nostalgia Trip Part 2

Previous | Next

Have some (Dad) Candy!

I have mixed feelings with this one but I can’t deny how cute it is.

[piastrinorris]

Dad!Ralph would read bedtime stories and would even make the different voices of every character. He'd make sure to give you all the PDA you and your loved ones need because he is one cuddly boy

oh my GOD YES he would get so into storytelling he'd be reading the stories alone before bedtime just to perfect which voices fit each character the best

and he'd be HUGE into PDA, all kisses and cuddles and grand gestures of affection and loud declarations of love, and he'd be especially spurned on when people give you guys Looks

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[squibbymun]

Hey remember how I said I had a dream inspire an AU ?

Here it is! There isn't really a name but uh. Yeah what's written here is pretty much all there is!

The actual dream didn't go like that but turning it into ''Turbo is a wanted criminal who found a random kid he would die for'' is a much funnier AU and I love AUs where Vannelope and Turbo are friends.

[hideousvampire]

i mentioned the au thingy where daniel, johnny(cade), jeremy, and teddy are brothers so i drew shit

just so you guys know johnny and teddy are adopted and jeremy is daniels cousin who lives with them because of ummm the eight is enough lore

[chisfics]

billy & his sunnies 😎

[simpingforcys]

During King Candy's introduction, Disney+ subtitles have him say: "Hello, my royal subjects!"

While in other captions and DVDs (and what is mostly heard) he says: "Hello, my loyal subjects!"

One flaunts his status, one flaunts his ego. Either way, to him, it's just about the same.