#daddy can u pass the salt

[youaresimplylovely]

"Daddy can you pass me the salt?"

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Pairings: Carlos Sainz x Wife!Reader

Summary: In which Y/N tries out the "Daddy can you pass me the salt?" trend during dinner with your family and your husband Carlos

Words: 647

Proofread!!

A/N: another one shot for u guys ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Everyday and every scroll you make on TikTok, that trend always popped up. The "daddy can pass me the salt?" where girls would do the trend on their father and their boyfriend or husband. The reactions were always funny, you wondered how your father would react.

That's why when you had a dinner scheduled with your family and your husband this weekend, you didn't hesitate to not try it out.

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The dinner was going great and to your surprise and to a big coincidence well you like to think it's a coincidence. The salt was next to your father as you guys ate. You were sat next to your husband, across from you was your mother and your brother. And your father, which was in the middle front of the table with the salt next to his plate.

You decided it was time to try it out, you may regret it but life's full of it so why not? You said to yourself. Taking a deep breath you say the words "Daddy can you pass me the salt?"

Carlos didn't think much of the situation, his hand stretching to grab the salt as his hand met with your father who was gonna reach the salt out for you too.

You weren't joking when Carlos had dead ass fear in his eyes. He quickly took his hand out, putting it on his hands as he rubs it on his lap.

Chuckling nervously and stuttering while your father looks at him. "i- Sir- i-" he stutters, he couldn't even finish his words.

Your brother laughed at the situation, your mother couldn't help but laugh too. "Which daddy?" Your brother snickers eventually bursting into laughed

You glare at him, chuckling nervously as your gaze shifts back to your father.

His eyebrows raised, a small smile pursing his lips. "Daddy-" Before you could finish your sentence you were cut off by your father.

"What? No I'm not your daddy, you need salt right? Yeah ask your daddy" he chuckles, his eyebrows still raised as he looks at Carlos.

"Dad-" again, you were cut off. Was it right you did the trend? Your thought to yourself, you wish you had recorded it for memory.

"Y/N." Your father says sternly, looking at you and Carlos while he wipes his mouth with a napkin.

You sigh, in defeat. When your father called you by your first name you knew he was serious. You pout, turning your head to face Carlos as you take a deep breath. "daddy... can you pass me the salt please?" You say in a low voice, clearly embarrassed from the situation.

Your father chuckles at you while he watches the situation unfold. Boy did your mother and brother find it amusing.

Carlos chuckles, despite him being embarrassed he was amused as well. He looks at your father, giving him a nod as he reaches his hand to grab the salt and passing it to you with a sweet smile.

You look down, taking the salt and you mumble a thank you to Carlos. Your family laughs the situation off, you thought your father would be mad but he wasn't. Your husband joined in on the laughing as the dinner continued. You couldn't help but laugh as well. Maybe the trend wasn't so bad after all.

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You and your husband arrived back at your house. Laying your body on the couch, sighing softly. Carlos sat next to you with a wide smile on his face.

"what?" You chuckle asking him with a curious look, noticing his wide smile.

He sighs, wrapping his arm around your shoulder. "I guess I'm your daddy now." He laughs.

"Oh shut up!" You exclaim, playfully hitting his shoulder but you had a smile on your face.

Then again, you were thankful that your family supported your relationship and how you have the best husband in the world.

[hellcat8908]

Hello. Hope you are doing well. I saw this meme where u know the girl is at the dinner table with her parents and bf. She asks "daddy" to pass the salt and her dad and bf both do and its a very messy situation.

I was wondering if u could write something where the reader is either feysands daughter or rhys sister. She is azriels mate but they have kept their relationship a secret; that situation happens at dinner with the ic beig absolutly shocken. Az gives an excuse saying it was in his reach. Then as days go by the they try to touch eachother in public privatley but someone or the other is catching them and they move away quickly. Finally rhys finds az and his daughter or sister doing it. Chaos occurs. Also try is show a lot of overprotective rhys and maybe include nyx in this? Him being the eldest child ofcourse.

Thank you and have an amazing day ahead!

Wrong Daddy Azriel x Female Reader

Growing up, you had spent more time with your brother, Rhys, than your actual dad. He was always the one to look after you and make sure you were cared for, especially after your mom had passed. You naturally started calling him daddy, and it had stuck. You still did it occasionally as an adult as it had become a term of endearment.

After years of falling for Azriel, the bond finally snapped into place after he had been injured in the war. You both agreed it would be best to keep your relationship a secret, given how protective Rhys was of you. Now that Nyx was old enough, he became just as protective of his favorite aunt.

It was the weekly dinner at the river house you were seated across from Azriel, and Rhys was beside him next to Feyre. Food was being passed around, and once your plate was full, you started eating. "Daddy, can you pass the salt, please?" You ask. Rhys and Azriel reach for the salt at the same time. As soon as Azriel realizes his mistake, he quickly tries to cover, "Sorry, I just thought since I was closer, it only made sense." He says, keeping his expression neutral.

"She asked me to pass it to her." Rhys says, looking suspiciously at Azriel. "Right, sorry." He says, hoping to move on from this awkward moment. "I don't care who passes me the salt as long as someone does." You say with a laugh trying to difuse the situation. Nyx passes you the salt. "Thank you." You tell him. Azriel turns his attention back to his plate, and Rhys does the same.

You can feel the tension between the two of them and start to discuss Feyre's most recent painting. Soon, the conversations turn to normal, and everyone enjoys the rest of the meal. You excuse yourself and make your way out to the garden. Not long after, you feel a presence behind you before you feel Azriel's arms around you.

"That was almost a disaster." You say as you lean into his embrace. "Sorry." He says, "I almost ruined everything." You turn in his arms, "We're eventually going to have to tell them." You say resting your head against his chest. He's about to respond when he quickly creates some distance between you before you hear footsteps. "Everything okay?" You hear Rhys ask as he approaches.

You put on a smile, "Of course, just needed some fresh air." You answer him before looking at the night sky. "No matter how many times I see them, the stars are always beautiful." He says following your gaze. "They truly are." You admit sending love down the bond to Azriel. You catch his smile out of the corner of your eye before he excuses himself.

Over the next few days, it seems like you can't get any time with him without being interrupted. After updating Rhys on recent rumors amongst the Illyrians, he comes to find you in the library. You're reshelving books on the lower levels away from prying eyes. Azriel comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you as you stand on your tip toes to reach a shelf.

You quickly spin to face him, pressing your lips against his. "What if one of the priestess comes down here?" He asks as your hands roam down his body, cupping him through his pants. "They never come down this far." You assure him, trailing kisses along his neck. "Please, Az. I need you so badly." You practically beg as your hand slips inside his leathers.

"I can't say no to you." He says before his lips are back on yours. You feel your skin flush with warmth as he pulls you to him, sliding his hand under your shirt. You get so lost in the feel of each other that you don't hear the footsteps approaching. "What the fuck is going on?!" Rhys's voice echoes off the shelves. In an instant he is upon Azriel and lands a blow to his chin before he can react.

"Rhys, Stop!" You shout but he ignores you as he continues his assault on Azriel who is now blocking what he can and landing a few of his own. "Both of you stop!" You demand as you try to pull Rhys off of him. In Rhys's fury he manages to slam you back into the railing. The back of your head hitting the top of the railing causing you to get dizzy. Only once they realize what happened do they stop to check on you. Rhys quickly kneeling in front of you asking if you're okay.

"You shoved me." You answer expressing your shock. "I'm sorry, it was an accident. You know I would never intentionally hurt you." He says sounding panicked. "I want Azriel." You say as your vision blurs. "I'm here, angel. What can I do to help?" He says kneeling beside you. "Get Madja." Is all you manage to say before blacking out as your adrenaline wears off.

As you wake up you hear muffled voices. They slowly become clearer as you come to. You blink your eyes trying to adjust to the darkness. "None of this would've happened if you had kept your hands off of her!" Rhys tells Azriel. "Well if you had listened to her and stopped when she asked twice this wouldn't have happened." Azriel responds before his gaze turns to you.

"How are you feeling, angel?" He asks as he sits on the edge of your bed. "My head hurts." You answer softly. "You've got a pretty nasty bump, it's going to hurt for awhile." He says. "Do you need me to get you anything? A drink? Something to eat? You've been out for awhile." He says softly not trying to cause your head to hurt any worse. "Water would be good." You answer. "I'll be right back with that." He says giving you a soft smile.

Once he closes the door behind him you turn your attention to Rhys. "What the hell was that about?" You ask angrily. "I caught my best friend with my sister, what did you expect." You roll your eyes. "I expected you to act like an adult and not get into a physical fight with your best friend." You answer. "I was trying to protect you!" He says.

"Azriel is the last person I need protection from!" You shout as Azriel walks back into the room, "He's your best friend, and he's my mate." You announce. Rhys's face falls, "How long?" He asks, glaring at Azriel. "Since the war." Azriel answers for you. "And I'm just now finding out about this. Why?" He asks. "Because she was worried about how you would react and what it would mean for you and I." Azriel says plainly.

You send a flood of love and thankfulness along the bond to Azriel. He hands you the water letting you take a drink before placing it on the nightstand. "I'm happy for you both, its just going to take some getting used to." Rhys says, rubbing the back of his neck. "Thank you." You tell him softly. "Don't thank me yet, if you hurt her I'll send Nyx after you." Rhys teases, "good luck telling him."

"I better let you get some rest. Azriel, you better take good care of her." Rhys says. "Always will." He answers. "I truly am sorry I hurt you, I never meant to." Rhys says, turning his attention to you. "I know." You say with a smile before he kisses the top of your head. He takes his leave, and Azriel lets loose a sigh, "At least he didn't kill me." He says with a smile. "True, but I have a splitting headache." You tell him giving him a pouty face. "Daddy, please take care of me." You say. He climbs in bed and cuddles up beside you, "Anything for you, angel."

[surferblues]

first impressions ! ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

warnings elvis before the fame, established relationship, shy elvis, first time meeting reader's parents, fluff.

elvis! austin butler x fem! reader

notes I LOST THE ASK 🫣 but an anon asked for the classic ol' "daddy can u pass the salt" scenario 🤌

You and Elvis had been a thing for a few months, after a few dates and shared milkshakes, you were head over heels. But Elvis was terrified. So terrified, that it took weeks for anything physical to even happen between the two of you. Your dad was known to run your boyfriend's away, your father thinking he was doing best for his little girl.

the room had been thick with nothing but tension. with your father's poisoning glare in the direction of Elvis, Elvis's refusal to make eye contact with anyone seated at the table, and your mother's accusatory gaze in your direction - you longed for nothing more than for this dinner to end.

"Elvis, what is it you said you did for a living?" Your mother chirped, plastering a small counterfeit smile on her face as she turned towards the dark haired boy sitting next to you.

"Music, going on tours and such, mam." Elvis spoke in a quick paced tone, his Adam's apple bobbing as his eyes glanced at your father.

"Does it pay?" Your father spoke up for the first time tonight, his voice laced with unamusement. His eyebrows furrowed, lips grimacing as he took in sight of the Presley boy.

"Not ye-" you heard elvis mutter out, causing you to quickly widen you eyes. You pinched Elvis's thigh, looking at him with a look full of warning. "Yes, actually, sir." he breathily muttered out, correcting himself with a cough.

You flashed Elvis a quick smile full of reassurance, then quickly looking away before you parent's suspicion grew. Instead of giving his thigh a pinch, you edged your finger tips towards his cloth covered crotch.

His breath hitched, and you could feel his eyes on you when your hand dragged up from his thigh towards the place he needed attention from you most.

But you didn't dare to look in his direction.

"This dinner is delicious, mama." You looked towards your mother, a grateful smile on your face as the silver fork in your hand pointed at the dinner plate.

You removed your fingers away from Elvis's body, putting your hand back in your lap as you shifted in your seat.

"Daddy, can you pass me the salt?" you saw that your father was about to ask Elvis another question, and in prevention of doing so - you asked your father for something simple.

But you wished you could've just let your father speak, god, oh how you wished you would've never spoke. Everything that happens next seems to go in slow motion.

Your dad and Elvis's hands both reach for the salt shaker, a shocked expression washing over your father's face and a embarrassed expression washing over Elvis's. You mother cleared her throat, your father's jaw clenched, and your eyes widened.

Your lips slightly part as an uncomfortable silence began to fill up the room. Elvis quickly pulls his hand back, dropping his eyes to his lap. Your cheeks burn red.

Your dad grabs the salt and slams it in front of you and Elvis, his eyes burning holes into your and Elvis’s skulls. "Excuse me." Elvis stutters out, refusing to make eye contact with the three people sitting around the table as the sound of his chair scraping against the floor caused him to cringe.

He began to get out of his chair and head towards the nearest restroom - You absentmindedly followed, but before you could even get out of the chair to follow the Presley boy you heard your father's rough voice speak. "Sit down."

[brooooswriting]

natasha x reader where they’ve been dating for a while and reader takes nat home to meet her family and nat is like nervous and thinks they won’t like her reader reassures her so they go to her parents house they meet her, her family absolutely loves nat and they joke and get along right away as if she’s been there a million times. so at the table when they’re eating reader says daddy can you pass the salad or whatever and both nat and her dad reach for it and it’s just funny and they make jokes about it 😂 with reader having siblings making teasing jokes. funny fluff

Daddy

“Natty baby, chill a bit alright. They’re gonna love you” you told her for the thousand time. You were going to visit your family and your girlfriend, of nearly a year, was deeply scared that they weren’t going to like her. “But what if they don’t? What will happen between us then?” She asked dramatically causing you to chuckle. “It’s not funny, maybe I shouldn’t go…” she said but you immediately shook your head. “No, it’s gonna be alright and if they don’t like you, what won’t happen, then it’s their problem. You know I like them but we were never close while you are my everything alright?” She nodded.

You stopped the car as you arrived and leaned over to press a kiss to her lips before asking if she was ready. “As ready as I’ll ever be” with those words you left the car and walked to the front door to be immediately greeted by your mother. “Y/n and you must be Natasha. It’s so nice to finally meet you” your mother hugged you first and then went to the redhead who was more than Surprised to be hugged. “Hey, yeah, it’s great to meet you Mrs. Y/l/n” Nat greeted back after your mother let go of her. “As, sweetie, call me Y/m/n. And now come in, you have to meet the rest”

Your mom pulled the two of you inside and to the kitchen where one of your uncles and your older Sister stood. “Hello guys, this is my girlfriend Natasha” you greeted the two, your hand on Nats waist. “Hi, I’m y/u/n” he greeted back extending his hand. “And I’m Y/S/N. I’m so happy to finally meet you” your sister pushed your uncles hand away and hugged your girlfriend, who was clearly overwhelmed with this. So you pushed her away, “we’re gonna go greet the rest” you excused and pulled the spy with you.

“Are you alright?” You whispered into her ear. “Yes, just have to get used to that my love” she answered before you arrived in the living room where your younger brother, your dad and your aunt sat. “Guys, this is Natasha” you introduced them to her causing them all to stand up and shake her hand, except for your aunt who hugged her. “It’s really nice to meet all of you” she said to them her voice slightly rough. “Love, I’ll get you something to drink alright?” You asked with a hand on her hip. “That’s really nice but you don’t have to “ she whispered back but you insisted quickly walking to the kitchen.

When you came back the redhead sat between your dad and brother watching a baseball game. You plopped onto her lap before giving her the water. “So how did the two of you met?” Your brother asked still watching the game. “During a baseball game actually. A guy was drunk and didn’t want to leave me alone until Nat came and pushed him away” you told him reliving the memory. “God, I still wish I would have hit him” she grumbled wrapping her arms around you. “You know what, I like her” your dad told you smiling at the sight of you so happy.

An hour later all of you sat at the dining table eating dinner. While your mom, aunt and sister cooked, you and Natasha set the table. “Daddy, can you give me the salt please?” You asked. Suddenly your Dad and your girlfriend reached out for the salt causing your siblings to laugh out. You turned red just like Natasha.

You were scared to look at your parents but forced yourself to, only to see them smirk. “I…I’m sorry, I-I- heard Natty, because-you know- she- she calls me natty a lot” your girlfriend rambled causing you to giggle too. “Daddy? Really Y/N?” Your sister asked laughing while your brother jokingly gagged. “That’s another detail I didn’t want to know about my sister” he said causing all of you to laugh out.

The rest of the dinner was filled with small talks and a lot of joked about the daddy thing. You were really happy to see that your family get along with your girlfriend. Sure, you weren’t close to them but then liking Natasha made a lot of things easier and it still made you happy. During all of your thoughts you didn’t noticed that you were gazing at Natasha until your sister cleared her throat. “Y/n, can you help me get the things in the kitchen?” She asked you.

So you disappeared into the kitchen with her. “It’s great to see you so happy and in love” she told you as you dried the plates she gave you. “What?” You asked barely able to hide your smile when thinking about Tasha. “Look your already smiling when thinking of her and you were staring at her the whole dinner” she explained giving you the last plate. “Oh shut up”

When you came back Nat and your dad were gone. “Mum, where’s Nat?” You questioned cautiously. “Oh she’s helping your dad set up the fire” she told you before continuing her conversation with your aunt.

Meanwhile, Natasha laid the wood into the fireplace during an awkward silence. “So, Natasha, I like you” he told her which first gave her a bit of relief but she quickly heard the “but” that was following the sentence. “But if you hurt her or anything, I will kill you myself, clear?” Natasha shyly nodded adding a “crystal clear” now it was his time to hear the “but” that was following. “But you won’t ever have to worry about that. She’s my all and I’d kill myself if I hurt her” she told him and he seemed satisfied with her answer. So with one look he signaled her that she should get the others to the fireplace but added one thing before she was gone. “And next time, leave your bed stories out of the family meetings”

Your girlfriend came back with a red face to call all of you over. You let the rest go before you so you could talk with her. “Is everything alright? Did he say something stupid?” You asked laying your hand on her cheek with your thumb slowly stroking over it. “No, it’s alright. We just talked” she calmed your nerves and turned her head to kiss the palm of your hand.

Hand in hand you walked into the living room and cuddled up on one of the arm chairs to play games with the rest of the family. At one point it was only Natty and your brother against each other and you had fallen asleep on her. “Natty, can we go home?” You asked still half a sleep. “Of course my love” she whispered pressing a kiss to the top of your head. “Well, I guess you won this one” she told your brother who grimaced. “You two are so whipped” he gagged out.

You stayed asleep while nat said goodbye to everyone and carried you into the car. After she drove home and laid you into your bed she changed before laying next to you. Even asleep you felt her presence and pressed into her side. “Thank you for coming with me today” you mumbled before pressing a kiss to her neck and falling asleep.

So turns out, meeting your family wasn’t that bad.

[shes-nott-me]

can u write something about “daddy can you pass the salt” with austin when u guys are at a huge family dinner with all of the readers aunt and uncles and parents

Your boyfriend’s hand was clammy as you knocked on the door to your childhood home. “You’re gonna be fine, My parents love everyone.”  and that was the truth, granted they were a little skeptical of your age gap. 

“Hi, honey,” your mother greeted. Shaking Austin’s hand. In all honesty, it was your dad’s approval you were least worried about, as most of the time he was more of a background character in situations like these, your big sisters, however, were a tough crowd to please. 

“Hi mommy.” You say as you’re pulled into a hug.

“Hello, Mrs. L/N.” Austin greets, placing the cake you two had made on the table. 

You help your mother set the table, while Austin introduces himself to your father and sisters.

By the time everyone had sat down to eat Austin was talking to your family like they had known him forever, and you couldn’t be more ecstatic about it. 

“Daddy, Could you pass the salt please?” You ask. You turn to your mother who mumbled something about you getting high blood pressure. Turn back around, confused by the silence. You’re greeted by Austin, who was blue in the face, retracting his hand from the salt, and a look of utter shock on your fathers face. Even your big sister’s were trying not to laugh. Not knowing what to do, you whisper in Austin's ear. “Breathe, honey.” and he let out a deep breath.

Your father passes the salt clearing his throat, not saying anything, wanting to avoid the awkwardness of confrontation, to your’s and Austin’s pleasure your sister however had a few choice words for the two of you.

[emmymaehereeeeee]

can u elaborate more on “daddy pass the salt please” but Elvis n ur dad both pass it??? like write more for it? please and thank you <333

I will!! I am working on organizing all of my Fics and getting them onto my master list :) remind me in a couple of days if you don't see any updates.

[ameliora-j]

just thinking nev being the most gentle human being ever during aftercare especially bc he know how fragile u can get is :((

“c’mon flower,” he murmurs, gathering you into his arms.

“more daddy?” you ask, your voice lilting with nervousness as he carries you to the bathroom. neville had effortlessly dragged five orgasms out of you, two on his tongue before working you over three more times with his cock. then he proceeded to bend down and lick his cum from your abused hole before spitting it into your open mouth and awaiting tongue.

you weren’t sure if you could take much more from the gryffindor boy, lest you wanted to pass out. “no more flower,” he assured you as he kissed your head. “time t’go get in the bath, yeah?” he murmured against your hair.

“yeah,” you nodded in agreement as he set you down on the open toilet, instructing you to go potty so that you wouldn’t get an infection as he filled your bath. he put your favorite smelling bubbles in the water as well as bath salts.

neville adored the way you looked at him after finishing a scene. as if he alone had created the universe and the stars in the night sky. “all done daddy. bath now?” you asked, looking up at him hopefully.

he couldn’t help but let out an ‘awh’ at your cute face. doe eyes staring up at him and body twitching with the aftershocks of your overstimulation. this is when you looked the prettiest to neville. when you were so dependent on him you couldn’t even form your own thoughts.

“bath now my sweet flower,” he promised, kissing your head as he lifted you from the toilet and into the bath. “tell daddy where it hurts flower,” he whispered. and when you pointed to all the afflicted areas, he placed a gentle kiss there, and he was sure to be extra careful when washing you there.

once your bath was finished, he carried you in your towel back to his dorm room, where he dressed you in one of his sweaters and a pair of panties. he immediately laid next to you and pulled you into his chest. “i love you flower,” he whispered, gently hissing the crown of your hair.

“i love you too nev,” you murmured with a smile, leaning up to press a soft kiss to his jaw before succumbing to your blissed out exhaustion.

[oriigirii]

Streamer MC headcannons with the brothers 💞

"You were quite a known face on social media back in the human realm, playing games, doing unboxings, just vibin in general, fans around the globe looked forward to your streams a lot! However, considering the sudden (unannounced) invitation to the exchange program, you had to leave all of that behind out of the blue. It wasn't as bad at first, but you have to admit you do miss the feeling of being able to do goofy shit online. Luckily for you, with the advance technology of Devildom and some spicy magic, the internet had synced with the human realm, and thats when you decided to finally re-enter the streaming scene. How will the brothers react upon seeing your peculiar past time?"

Head empty, No thoughts aside from the brothers just bothering the MC while they stream so here you go haha

Warnings: None, just crackhead energy and a lotta mispellings

Gender: Neutral!

Hotel: Trivago

* [ ಠ╭╮ಠ ] Lucifer *

{How did he know about your career?}

I honestly don't see him as someone who goes on the internet a lot

(He screams boomer to me, change my mind)

He doesn't have the time either, he's too focused on work!

So him finding out is gonna take a while

But! He did find out the hard way when shrilled screaming was heard from your room when he was passing by with some paper stacks in his arms (courtesy of Diavolo)

This man felt his instincts kick in, he ran as fast as he could, papers forgotten, and he immediately slammed your door open. Splinters scattering around, your door definitely damaged, as his eyes held a glare and his demon form was out, wings spread in a threatening display.

He was ready to beat someone's ass as he had thought someone had hurt you in here.

But all hes met with is you, infront of your chair and PC, and a game over on the screen...

To say he was unamused was an understatement cause you just lost your internet priviliges for giving him a heart attack (He said it was because you were being rowdy and noisy but with what you saw you knew that wasn't the case)

Good luck tryna puppy-eye your way to his heart to let you continue streaming lol.

If by some miracle you managed to wriggle your rights back from his hands, he'd warn you not to be so loud next time.

You already learnt your lesson though~ (Hopefully)

{How does he feel about your streams?}

Not everyone's the same, so if you were the shy soft streamer who does more art streams or something akin to a podcast, you can bet that Lucifer will be putting you on while he works, he kinda knows your streaming schedule at this point and if you were running late, he'd force one of his brothers to take over your dish washing duties or any chores you were stuck with

If you were the loud obnoxious meme type, hed still try to watch out of curiosity, and as much as he appreciates that you were getting comfortable here in Devildom with how you laugh and joke around, he still can't approve of it. Its too loud, its much like his brothers energy and he has enough of that already, so he probably doesn't watch as much.

He has countlessly came to your room to shush you and at this point your fans had made a compilation of each time Lucifer had barged in to tell you off

Look he likes it when you scream, but not when hes in the middle of work okay--

At this point, chat has deemed Lucifer as dad and you as their mom/dad.

If he ever catches wind of this he'd definitely be teasing you in private for centuries to come.

Overall fine with it, as long as don't do something stupid on stream.

* ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Mammon*

{How did he know about your career?}

I would say he found out by him crashing into your streams midway but that's too predictable, hence why you've Mammon-proofed your bedroom during streaming hours!

Thanks to our wizard daddy, you have managed to cast a simple lock spell on your door and as well as a sound proofing

You love your broke idiot, but you did wanna keep the tone of your stream today a bit more chill, you wanted to have a proper Q&A with your fans to hopefully clear any bad vibes around your 3 month disappearance.

When Mammon has learnt your door was locked he definitely was a bit pissy, he knocked on your door loudly even and was calling out for you to let him in, but to no avail.

Bro he's scared.

He usually was allowed to enter, and you usually answered if you did need to be left alone for a bit, so just leaving him hanging got his mind racing and he had to press up his ear on the wooden door to try and hear if you were okay

When this continues on he finally resorts to getting help, but the only one in the house ws Levi, so he kicks down HIS door.

Levi boutta summon Lotan for interrupting him honestly

But as Mammon exclaim you weren't answering and he worried for your wellbeing, Levi rolls his eyes and scoffs,

"Idiot Mammon, they're streaming don't bother them…"

Streaming? why didn't you tell him???

Rude much.

He did huff and now was forcing his way to use Levi's PC for a moment

Can Levi stop him?

Nah.

He was busy on his console, and if he stood up now hed be breaking his world record so he was at a terrible state so he just resorts to threats of him drowning the Avatar of Greed if he does anything stupid on his PC.

He immediately logs in to your streaming platform and he watches for a bit,

You were more dolled up now just to look decent on stream, and he felt this jealousy rise as you interact with your chat, especially to those saying I love you's and stuff, and you even said it back? the audacity! You were his werent you? Were you replacing him with these nobodies?

He huffs as he realized that those who paid got their message highlighted, and thus, he starts donating. (Mind you this was Levi's account...)

"Mcccccc Open the dooorrr"

"Ill behave i promiseeeee"

"Cmon pleaseeee?"

Chat is c o n f u s i o n

NGL, they thought Mammon was a creepy stalker and red flags were being waved everywhere

but as chat was pondering who the hell he was, you can only sigh and look at the camera with that unamused expression, but ugh! you just KNOW hes doing that kicked puppy expression of his, and maybe it really wont be so bad

So you snap your fingers and say, "Okay MonMon, its open, Im giving you 3 seconds"

Mammon wasnt deemed to be the fastest out of his brothers for nothing

As soon as you got to '2', you were already tackled by the white haired male and chat went wild.

Now that you've shown your life in Devildom, maybe its time to introduce chat to your boyfriend no?

{How does he feel about your streams?}

You get paid to sit infront of a camera, do I have to say anything else?

But really though, as much as he enjoys the thought of getting so much cash from something so simple, he prefers the joy of being able to proudly exclaim that he was your first man!

ohhhh he thrives on the salt of your overly attached stans

but for those who fully support you, he always feels so mushy and shy when they say the ship you guys so hard

The fanarts has him WEAK (he may or may not have saved a few)

You usually do streams alone, but now you've allowed the door to be left open to let Mammon join whenever

Chat pogs when he enters with so much confidence, only for it to crumble when you kiss his cheek on stream.

Overall finds it fun to spend time with you, but just dont play scary games cause Lucifer might hang him upside down on stream.

* ▘▂▝ Leviathan*

{How did he know about your career?}

He is honestly the most attached to his D.D.D and he catches wind of almost anything going down in the internet, so your 'revival' being hyped up was something he definitely saw and he was just s wo o o ned

His Henry 2.0? a famous streamer?

Were you truly a blessing gifted upon him or was he dreaming?

He definitely didn't bring it up at first as he didn't wanna make it a big deal, but you notice hes been more in his head lately, and you have tried asking him what it was but to no avail.

You have to corner this little snake if you want answers and he eventually admits that he knew of your persona online and was incredibly shy to ask you to stream with him

He's a streamer himself afterall but maybe he doesnt stream as much as you do nor does he have as large of a following, so his intrusive thoughts attacked him and made him think that maybe since he wasnt as famous he didnt deserve to be in the same stream as you

Please tell him to join you and gib him kiss U3U

He'll absolutely m e l t

But now, as you make the announcement to your viewers and Levi to his, the internet explodes as a special collab stream was hapening between the expert gamer and avatar of envy of Devildom along with the beloved exchange student and streamer of the human realm

Your usual viewers reach between 10-15k, but as you start stream, that number boosts higher and beyond

Before streaming though, Levi was incredibly nervous, he'd picked the games for you to play that he knew you would enjoy with him, but his mind kept racing about whatthe fans thought, he didnt wanna disappoint them

But you had to remind him that whatever they say will not matter in the end as this was merely for fun, this was YOUR stream and you guys were gonna do what you want and nobody can have a say on it. (Maybe except Lucifer)

You usually talk for him with your bubbly personality, and to calm his nerves, he hs your pinky wraped around his where the camera can't see it.

Regardless, his thoughts subsided as you two delve into your stream that lasted a solid 7 hours, you definitely promised your chat that you and Levi will be doing more streams together from now on.

Once the cameras cut and yall are left alone, Both of you collapse on bed, and despite you being asleep already, Levi was just far too giddy as everything dwells on him.

Having a player 2 by his side now had never felt so intoxicating and he as just so lucky to have you.

{How does he feel about your streams?}

He obviously adores it, although some streams he wouldnt join just so he can play games on his own

He's still an introvert afterall, he needs his alone time

But he prefers that alone time with you, his Henry.

So when youre about to go stream, he kinda becomes a bit pouty, but with a simple promise of kisses (and maybe even more if youd like) he would let you go, but his attention would disappear from his game altogether.

He might just end up watching you instead

May or may not, at some point, just chat you and ask if its too late to join you

You do allow him to join you and play from the comforts of his room as both of you can simply play via internet, you give him the comfort to not turn on his mic or webcam either and you have no idea how he appreciates that.

Will definitely fight someone online when they start claiming you as theirs (-cough- stans) Please make sure it doesnt escalate to him summoning Lotan

Although the comments would often get to him, and as much as he can fight them online, he still does find himself pondering if they were true, so you need to give him a lotta lovin and reminder that he is your player 1 and no one else can ever fill that place.

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Wow 3 brothers this time, what an improvement, anyways hope yall enjoy! I think its pretty clear who I simp for depending o nthe length of each lol, but do let me know if you guys want a part 2 for the rest of the brothers, or even the undateables!

[mrsmctominay]

NSFW Alphabet- Jesse Lingard

Marcus is done here

A = Aftercare Jesse is rather good at taking care of you after sex. Wiping you off with a damp cloth, softly kissing you body and so on.. but this usually ends in a cocky remark. He'll slap your ass and say something like 'Who's the man? I'm the man' which in turn, makes you giggle and slap his chest.

B = Body part He loves ass as much as the next man, but his guilty pleasure is your neck. He loves leaving little purple marks all over it, or he loves wrapping his hand around it.

C = Cum He's fairly traditional when it comes to cumming. He prefers to cum inside of you. It's like he's marking his territory, knowing that he's the only one that gets to do it to you.

D = Dirty Secret He loves picking your underwear for the day, knowing that he will get to tear it off you when you get home. Or, picking dress up outfits for you. He will tell you to run upstairs and get changed so that you can give him a fashion show when you come back down. "Come on darling, give daddy a twirl", he would say to you.

E = Experience He absolutely knows what he's doing and if you're not enjoying something he can tell just by your body language, you don't need to say anything.

F = Favourite Position He likes the hook, your legs over his shoulders. He says it allows him to go deeper. I mean, you can't complain because it feels fucking amazing.

G = Goofy He is so goofy. You're never serious in the bedroom, but that's clear from the way Jesse acts outside of the bedroom.

H = Hair Jesse is fully shaved, the most he will let it grow out is to a stubble which is fine because you like it that way.

I= Intimacy Jesse is amazing at making love. Slow, deep thrusts as he looks into your eyes is what he loves, kissing you deeply as he strokes inside of you.

J = Jack Off It's not often that he masturbates, possibly in the shower sometimes if it's been a while but you're always more than happy to help so it's not something he has to worry about unless you're apart.

K = Kink He has a huge daddy kink. It might as well be his first name over Jesse. He addresses himself as daddy more than you do at this point... 'Pass daddy the salt' or 'Daddy likes those leggings'.

L = Location Probably the kitchen... You up on the counter with his head in between your legs is something he could do everyday. Or the swimming pool if he's REALLY feeling it.

M = Motivation When you wear his clothes, when you sit on his lap, when you walk about in nothing but his t-shirt and underwear... Hard instantly.

N = NO Nothing that draws blood. He doesn't like it. A little scratching here and there is okay but nothing too bloody. He doesn't want to see you in pain.

O = Oral He loves giving as much as he loves receiving. The way he has to hold you down onto his face when you ride it drives him crazy- in a good way.. duh- But he also loves the way you look on your knees in front of him.

P = Pace You never really know with Jesse. One day he can be super slow and romantic, the next he's fucking you like it's the last time he will ever have sex.

Q = Quickie He loves quickies, especially in the car. Backseat? Yep. Front seat? Yep. Both? Even better.

R = Risk He's willing to try anything at least once as long as you're okay with it, of course. He wouldn't pressure you into trying something if you didn't want to, he also wouldn't just spring it upon you in the moment. He lets you know before hand.

S = Stamina He can go for ages. Although, he'd rather one long round instead of lots of shorter ones. Bur whatever the lady wants is good for him.

T = Toy You have them, but he prefers not to use them. They are mainly there for when you're on your own. He likes the feeling of being able to make you cum all by himself. You enjoy getting out a vibrator and using it on yourself as you hear him come upstairs after training just to tease him.

U = Unfair He is EVIL when it comes to not letting you cum. He will push you until your breaking point and then walk away, leaving you quivering, like nothing happened. He waits until you chase him, begging him to let you cum, or until you go downstairs and start grinding on his thigh.

V = Volume A mixture of grunts, groans and dirty talk. He will grunt in your ear followed by dirty talk, especially right as he is about to cum. He goes wild for calling you 'Daddy's little slut', or even better when you call yourself it.

W = Wild Card He will not share you, unless it's with Marcus. Bearing in mind that Jesse doesn't know that Marcus wants a threesome with him... Do with that information what you will.

X = X-Ray He's about 7 inches, perfect.

I don't think much more needs to be said.

Y = Yearning It's exceptionally high. I mean, he's ready to go whenever and wherever so...

Z = ZZZ He prefers to have sex either in the morning or during the day so he doesn't really go to sleep afterwards. It's usually before training or right after training so there's always the rest of the day ahead.

[heauxzenji]

I'm not sure if u take requests but if u do could u write a NSFW alphabet for Issei?¿ ♡

So lemme tell you something- I got this req and the first thing that came out of my mouth was BIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHHH

And I proceeded to scream cry and yell about this for idk how long. I put so much thought into this- I literally wrote it in almost one night completely. I have SO much to say about this man. My Issei brainrot is only fueled by my stupid horny Pisces brain- WHICH HE ALSO HAS god bless him. Anyway enough about me this turned my mind into soup and it all fell out of my ears enjoy ur fucking horse cock

NSFW Alphabet- Matsukawa Issei

No thoughts head he. 😌

gn!reader focused, obviously nsfw....

𝕬 - 𝕬𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊

Best Service Dom. Best Dom EVER. Anything you want you get, you have to only say the words. Food? Already ordered so it would be there by the time you finished. Cuddles? His arms are wide open and his body is very warm. Sit in a bubble bath and scroll through your favorite online stores? The bath is nice and warm and his credit card is at your disposal. He takes amazing care of you, and will stop at nothing to make you feel secure/safe/happy at all times..

𝕭 - 𝕭𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙

Welll…. I… we all know what it is. I’ll explain more later but in addition to that he also has the most amazing arms/abs. He’s very lean, definitely naturally so. Doesn’t need to work out but does so anyway keep toned.

𝕮 - 𝕮𝖚𝖒

Likes to cum inside you, but simply so that he can watch it ooze out of your hole. Sometimes he’ll even keep fucking you after he’s finished to see himself push it back in even after it’s out.

𝕯 - 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕾𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙

I hate adding this but he has a foot fetish. Not like a hardcore creepy kind of foot fetish- he just likes to suck a toe here and there. But only if they’re freshly pedicured… he’s very picky. He’ll give foot massages all the time tho if you ask him. He just never tells anyone about it because he knows his friends will clown him.

Not ur foot but close enough he would get you one of those little golden name anklets and kiss it every time he lifts your leg over his shoulder. 👀🦋

𝕰 - 𝕰𝖝𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊

Absolutely. He’s done a lot in his life, and is not short on any stories of past encounters. He is kind of a sex encyclopedia, but he’s very casual about it. If you bri bc up something you wanna try, 11/10 times he’s going to not only have done it, but be able to suggest ways for you to make it better- with several anecdotes.

𝕱 - 𝕱𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

Doesn’t just like doggy- it is his lifeblood. It’s easier for him to control your movements while also making sure that he can bury himself all the way inside. He can have a vice grip on your hips one moment, his fists full of your hair the next- and if he starts spanking you well… that’s between you two and god.

He does like plain old missionary too, but only bc he can see himself in your tummy.

𝕲 - 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖞

It makes him laugh sometimes when you struggle to take him all at once. He thinks it cute that you try, but it’s hilarious how big your head gets sometimes. He has to fuck you dumb and remind you that you can’t do that.

𝕳 - 𝕳𝖆𝖎𝖗

Trims, but not super short. He does wax his happy trail tho bc it makes him self-conscious.

𝕴 - 𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖈𝖞

Can actually be very romantic if he wants to. He is a Pisces, after all. He does enjoy foreplay and the sensuality of that to get you prepped, and he takes extra care to make sure you’re fully ready. He is going to be hard on you, but understands that he has to take good care of you, and he does

𝕵 - 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕺𝖋𝖋

Daily. At least once. It keeps the stress away and livens his mood. He does it as soon as he wakes up, and then if he’s having a really hard day or difficulty sleeping, he can do it to ease his nerves.

𝕶 - 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖐

Size, obvious because everyone is smaller than him Skdkfkf he’s a giant. He’s 6’2 and his cock is at least 3 feet of that.

Daddy Kink, self explanatory mostly. It’s just so fucking sweet on his ears, his baby cooing for their daddy, trying so hard to work his entire cock into their tiny hole, trying to be so good for him… he loses it every time.

Voyeurism, likes watching you touch yourself. He finds it amusing how you think you can get yourself there without his help. You both know that’s impossible, but it turns him on to see you try.

Praise, again- he loves to make you feel special. And you work so hard fitting all of him inside, he has to tell you how good of a job you’re doing, especially because he’s appreciative of you letting him impale you. He has to let you know.

Mutual Masturbation, Kinda goes with voyeurism. If you’re away from each other, you’re definitely going to have sex via FaceTime- he just wants to see you, and also wants you to see him. To him, it lets you know you’re the only one that can get him there, and that your presence alone- even if he’s not touching you, is more than enough.

Lingerie, Loves nothing more than seeing you all pretty for him. He also just really likes the feeling of lace or silk against his fingertips He can get out of control and rip your sets tho- but don’t worry, death is a very lucrative business- He will buy you several replacements.

𝕷 - 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

LOVES car sex. If the mood strikes, he WILL pull over. But really, he’ll take it wherever he can get it.

𝕸 - 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

He’s very eager to please. A little lazy, yes, but at his core he wants to make sure you’re feeling good.

𝕹 - 𝕹𝖔!

He has done literally everything at least once and the one thing he just can’t get into is piss. One bad experience and a 3 month uti later he’s sworn off it for good.

𝕺 - 𝕺𝖗𝖆𝖑

Not his favorite. He could honestly go with or without it personally, just because there’s so much of him. But he will happily fuck your throat if you want him to, and will go down on you for hours to make sure you’re truly prepped. For someone who’s not a big fan of it, he’s actually AMAZING with his mouth. It’s lazy but in the best way possible.

𝕻 - 𝕻𝖆𝖈𝖊

Starts off slow so you’re good to go, but will pick up the pace as you stretch out. He does enjoy a few slow deep thrusts in between drilling you into oblivion tho. He never tries to make your guts into a smoothie on purpose, it just kinda happens that way.

𝕼 - 𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖊

He will never say no to quickie. The amount of fast food bathrooms and abandoned parking lots you’ve seen is astronomical. The amount of times Makki has kicked you out of his apartment for trying something while he goes to the bathroom is even higher.

𝕽 - 𝕽𝖎𝖘𝖐

He's the classic degen. bf who reaches across the table at the same time as your dad when you go “daddy can you pass the salt?”

So yes, he’s definitely going to tease you under a table at thanksgiving dinner.

He’s really going to have you whenever he wants- even if it comes at the expense of your pride/morals sometimes.

𝕾 - 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆

Can go on forever if you let him. Will overstim you to hell and back before he even thinks about cumming. Doesn’t even know he’s doing it- he’s so used to fucking you brainless that he doesn’t realize it’s too much. But he is SUPER apologetic about it and will make sure to treat you extra carefully.

𝕿 - 𝕿𝖔𝖞

He actually has a few for when he’s feeling lazy. He used to run through fleshlights like they were tictacs but he’s since finally found one that he won’t break.

He got most of them for free because he worked in a sex shop during college- he was very popular.

𝖀 - 𝖀𝖓𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖗

Yes. He will 100% rile you up with touches that seem innocent enough in nature, but are a tad bit too low, or linger on for a bit too long.

Will also give you “the look” in public and pretend he doesn’t know what you’re talking about- he definitely does.

𝖁 - 𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖊

Vocal in bed, especially with praise. Will constantly tell you how good you’re doing or how good you feel. Doesn’t moan a lot, but they slip out from time to time. Instead it’s a lot of deep breaths, groans, and curses.

𝖂 - 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉

If mortuary school hadn’t have worked out, he and Makki were going to start their own porn company. They actually have a very solid business plan. They made a pact to sit on it for now, since Issei is working at the funeral home.

𝖃 - 𝖃-𝕽𝖆𝖞

LMFAOOOOO

Literally a foot long. Longer actually. I’m going to honestly say 13. No I won’t take it back. Perfect thickness too. Honestly it’s like… god really took his time and got it fucking right. Everything about his physique is perfect- it would only make sense his cock is that perfect to match. Color is even all around, the head is bubblegum pink. There’s also one very prominent vein on the underside, and a few tinier trails of veins on the top. The statue of David? Don’t know her. Only know the statue of Issei.

𝖄 - 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌

High sex drive, but he can keep it subdued if he has to. Especially because he knows he’s too much for most people. He's not shy about it though. Is CONSTANTLY horny on main. Not that you mind.

𝖅 - 𝖅𝖟𝖟

Service Dom through and through. He won’t sleep until you do, and even if he’s dead tired, he won’t sleep at all if you’re staying awake. He’s going to do everything to take care of you and your needs first. When you do sleep he likes to hold your head to his chest and will press his nose down into your hair so he can fall asleep surrounded by your scent.

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[pandajaye]

Todoroki Family Chronicles

[at dinner]

Ivy: Daddy, can you pass the pepper?

Enji, Toshi, and Keigo at the same time: *reaches for the pepper*

Ivy: U-Um....

Touya: What the hell?

Toshi: *pulling his hand back* Heh.... whoops.

Keigo: *still reaching*

Enji: You can sit down too, Keigo.

Keigo: *glares at Enji* She said Daddy, Big Red.

Enji: *glares harder at Keigo* She meant me, Bird brain

Shoto: *crying* WHICH ONE IS MY REAL DAD?!

Touya: *chokes*

Enji: I AM LITERALLY THE ONLY REDHEADED MAN AT THE TABLE????

Toshi: *saves Touya*

Touya: *cough* thanks....

Keigo: *hands the pepper to Ivy*

Enji: *looks at Keigo then to Ivy* Don’t you dare take that from him.

Ivy: K-Keigo, just put it on the table.

Keigo: Sure thing, Dove. *sets it down on the table next to her*

Enji: You’re dead meat, chicken.

Keigo: *smirks* Is that a promise?

Shoto: ARE YOU MY PAPA?!?! *points to Toshi*

Toshi: I-

Enji: *glares at Toshi*

Toshi, shaking: *puts his head down to avoid eye contact*

****

Keigo: Why aren’t you using the pepper, birdie?

Enji, under his breath: Cause you’re diseased-

Ivy: Because you gave me the salt.

Touya: *chokes again*

Toshi: *saves him again* GEEZ KID-

Shoto: *reaches to Toshi* FATHER!

Enji: OH COME ON-

[mayraki]

“Our guardian angel”

drew starkey x reader

not my gif! credits to the owner.

a lovely anonymous requested; Drew x older Pankow!sister They’re pregnant and she dies while labor

MASTERLIST

Drew opened his eyes at the sound of a baby crying. He sighed and then tried his best to get out of bed. His body was tired and he could feel a slight pain in his chest. It was normal for him by now, but that didn’t change the fact that it was still hard.

He walked out of the room and because it was dark, he bumped into the door and a memory flashed back into his mind.

“I’m so sorry!” You said when you bumped into a body on your brother’s birthday party.

Drew turned around and then locked eyes with you. You had a little smile on your face and he couldn’t help himself but think that you were extremely beautiful.

“It’s alright! Don’t worry.” He said still trying to get a look on your face and try to remember where he had seen you since you looked familiar.

“Oh, you’re the guy who fights with my brother multiple times!” You pointed at him and then Drew was confused until you talked again. “I’m Y/n, Rudy’s big sister.”

He let out a little laugh once he understood. “Yeah, that’s me.”

“I loved your work on the show!” you said with a big smile.

Drew couldn’t keep his eyes from you. He loved the way you moved your hands when you talked, the way you played fight with Rudy, how you hugged him and how you made everyone around you feel happy.

“It’s ok, baby. Come here.” Drew picked up little Rose and then carried her to the living room, and then sat down on the couch. The baby slowly started to calm down and he felt his body relax on the couch, going back to sleep with another memory on his head.

“I don’t understand anything about basketball, to be honest.” You said once you two sat down at the stands on the basketball course.

Once Drew found out a famous team was going to play in his town he immediately got tickets and then asked you if you wanted to go with him, you said yes because you loved hanging out with him even though you didn’t know anything about the sport.

Drew loved to have you next to him, the idea of having you there with him while he enjoyed something made his insides go wild. He didn’t like to accept it yet, but there was something there.

And he didn’t know, that that night, every feeling was going to be out just because of a kiss cam.

You were looking at the screen at some couple make out when the famous kiss cam pointed at them. You let out a little laugh and then Drew looked at you. He loved the sound of your laugh and the way your eyes would go smaller when you smiled. The way thar big shirt would make you even smaller and make you look cute, he loved that. He was getting lost in you when you widen out your eyes.

“Oh my god.” You said softly and then Drew turned to where you were looking. The kiss cam was now pointing at you two and he could feel his heart beat faster.

You gently shook your head and then Drew let out a little laugh. The people started to cheer up and the was no other choice, since the camera wasn’t moving.

You two locked eyes with each other and then Drew without hesitation, grabbed your cheek and united his lips with yours.

“Hey daddy” Rose said next to Drew. “When is uncle Rudy coming?”

Drew let out a little smile and then kneeled down to be on the same level as Rose. “This afternoon, baby.”

Rose moved with excitement and Drew let out a little laugh while going back to making lunch for him and Rose. When he looked up to get the salt, the picture of you, him, and Rudy made him get lost in a memory.

Rudy couldn’t take his eyes away from Drew, the words ‘we’re dating!’ that came out of your mouth we’re still going around his mind.

“Well, I wasn’t expecting this.” Rudy said crossing his arms around his chest.

“Believe me, neither did we.” You said and Drew gave you a little smile.

“Alright. I’m happy for you two, but Drew, my man, if you ever hurt her. I’ll kill you.” He said serious but you couldn’t help and let out a laugh.

“Sure, Rudy.” You said letting your arm go around Drew’s waist, who was looking down at Rudy and he nodded.

“Or I’ll hire someone, because you’re too tall for me.”

“Daddy!” Rose said when Drew came into the apartment. He had been working all day and was tired, but the feeling of having his little girl around his arms made everything bad go away in seconds. “Look what I found!” Rose handed him a picture of a baby ultrasound. It was black and white and Rose was inside of your stomach. “What’s that?”

“That’s you, inside of mom’s stomach.”

“Did mom ate me?” Rose said with disgust and Drew let out a little laugh.

“Hey” you said once you entered Drew’s apartment. You seemed sad and nervous and Drew noticed that.

“What’s wrong?” He asked concerned. “You seemed pretty nervous on the phone.

“Uh... Drew.” Tears were coming down your cheeks and he immediately hold you into his arms.

“Baby, what’s wrong? You can tell me anything, you know that.”

You let your face rest in his chest while his arms where around your body. You were finding the courage to say what you wanted to say.

“I’m pregnant.” You said almost in a whisper and Drew just stood there. Your heart started to beat faster and your tears started to come down your cheeks once again.

“You’re pregnant?” Drew asked you once he locked eyes with you. You nodded and a giant smile appeared on Drew’s face. “Oh my god! I’m going to be a dad!” He hugged you and you were shook at his response.

Drew couldn’t be more happier. He always saw himself as a dad, one day. And he couldn’t believe it was you the one who he was going to form a family with.

“Look Dad! A rose, like me!” She pointed at the flower on the park.

Drew let out a little smile and then felt the tears wanting to come out his eyes.

“No, Drew. We’re not going to call the baby “proof that I had sex with Y/n Y/l/n.” You said while you were walking around the city.

“But can you imagine the faces of the people?” Drew said and let out a little laugh.

“Oh my god, I’m going to have to take care of two babies.” You said jokingly and gave Drew a kiss on the cheek once he opened his mouth being offended.

“Oh, look at that Rose!” You said once you walked passed a flower shop. “It’s beautiful. Roses are my favorite, to be honest. They are so unique.” You gently touched the Rose and felt how soft it was.

“How about, if it’s a girl... Rose?” Drew said and you locked eyes with him.

“Rose. I like that.”

“Daddy, my stomach hurts.” Rose said while getting on the couch where Drew was reading a book.

“Really? Come here.” Rose let his head rest in Drew’s lap and he was gently touching her hair. He felt her body relax on top of him and her breathing was getting calmer.

“I think I haven’t moved this much in years.” You said sitting down on the couch after moving your stuff to Drew’s apartment. “This is the exercise of the week!”

Drew let out a little laugh and sat down next to you. You layed down and let your head rest on his lap. You closed your eyes and felt his hand on your waist.

“I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.” He said almost in a whisper and you let out a little smile. “I can’t wait to be on this couch a couple of years from now and watch our little girl grow up.”

Sometimes, nights were the worst. He couldn’t close his eyes, because of the memory of your face crying would come up. Silence was his worst enemy, because he could hear your screams. The memory was too painful to remember, but sometimes, he couldn’t control himself at night. And it would came back as a nightmare.

“C’mon, push push!” The doctor was screaming.

“She’s loosing a lot of blood!” The nurse said and Drew just stood there, watching himself grab your hand. A headache appeared on his head and he wanted to leave, but he wasn’t waking up.

“It’s ok! Push push! A little bit more!” The doctor yelled again and Drew couldn’t hear his voice on the memory.

He felt his heart beat faster and then the memory became silent and blurry. He saw the doctor grabbed the baby and then the nurse took it away. Drew was not letting your hand go but then the doctor said something, that made Drew get out of the room.

“Drew!”

He opened his eyes and sat down on the bed. His body was covered in sweat and his breath was heavy. A headache appeared again and he took a sip of the water he had on his night stand.

He walked over to the living room and sat down on the couch. He let his head fall behind and he covered it with his hand. His breathing was back to normal but not his heart, who was still going fast.

“Daddy?” Rose asked and he opened his eyes immediately.

“What are you doing up?” Rose walked up to him and then sat down next to him.

“You woke me up.”

“Oh, I’m sorry sweetheart.” He gently started to touch her hair and she rested her head on his stomach.

“What’s wrong?” She asked playing with her hands.

“Nothing, I was just thinking about your mom.” He said and his voice cracked when the memory came back.

“Oh... I think about her all the time.” She said and Drew looked down at her.

“You do?” She nodded and then walked away from the living room. Drew heard her go into her room and then came back with a photo on her hands.

“I see this picture all the time. And I think, what’s she like... what kind of ice cream would she like, if she would’ve liked to play with me, or do my hair.”

Drew looked at the picture and it was you with a big smile on your face. It was the day you two met. Rudy took it because you had a fun hat on and you two thought it was hilarious.

“She would have loved to play with you. And her favorite flavour was strawberry.” Drew said putting the picture down and locking eyes with Rose.

“That’s good! I like that one too!” She said with a big smile. She went back to Drew’s side and then let her head rest on his arm.

“She would have loved you very much.” Drew said and he felt tears going down his cheeks. “She loved you since when you were in her stomach.” His voice cracked and that made Rose look up at him.

She stood up and now her face was on the same level as his. She took her hands and grabbed Drew’s lips, making them into a smile.

“Don’t worry, daddy. You always tell me that she’s taking care of us. Up there.” She pointed at the sky. “I’m sure she’s fine.”

Drew nodded and let out a little smile. “Yeah, I’m sure she is. She’s our guardian angel.”

Rose nodded and layed down, with her head on Drew’s lap. He grabbed the picture and then felt the tears go down faster on his cheeks. He left it on the side table and then looked back at Rose, who was falling asleep. He remembered the day you moved into his apartment. He was in that exact position, but this time, you weren’t on his side.

[surferblues]

LIVY'S WORKS ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

smut - ☆⠀/ imagines - ✿ / angst - ୨୧

elvis! austin butler elvis ( 2022 ) ˚୨୧⋆｡˚

daddy, can you pass the salt? ✿

want me to prove it? ✿

stay in bed ☆⠀

ill be good, i promise ☆⠀

ill be anything you want, mr presley ☆⠀

y'make me wanna do dirty things. ☆

the comeback ☆⠀

highschool sweetheart ୨୧

so lonely, i could die. ୨୧

austin butler x fem!reader ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

"there it is, there's that smile." ✿

can i ? ☆⠀

it's only fair ☆⠀

sh, there's other people in the room.☆⠀

"that feel good, baby?" ☆⠀

"you're such a needy boy." ☆⠀

just tonight, never again. ☆⠀

what do you think, should we let her? ☆⠀

"use your manners." ☆⠀

careless whispers ☆⠀

bodies on bodies ☆⠀

blindsided ୨୧

blue bruise ✿

cali king bed☆⠀

olivia dejonge x fem!reader ˚୨୧⋆｡˚

what do you think, should we let her? ☆⠀

dirty words ☆

"use your manners." ☆⠀

outer banks x fem! reader ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

bad luck charm ☆ r.c

ill talk care of u ☆ j.m

[parkersbliss]

If the Holland’s has a sister

warnings: language

wc; 1.2k

request: @ashoup18​  Could u do a lil story where tom, harry, sam, and paddy have a sister. Age, love interest can be whatever you want. But like dom can cuddle with her (just listened to his podcast) and nikki can have someone to talk to abt smth other than golf? Just soft Holland family things

I hope you don’t mind that’s its a headcanon! it was a bit hard to write a story

a/n: I could write 3 pages worth of this stuff haha

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you were Paddy's twin sister

and the youngest holland in the family

by 24 seconds

Even if you weren't the youngest, you'd probably still get babied 

after all, you were the only sister. 

but being the youngest sister made sure your brothers were super overprotective

having four older brothers was hard

it was also messy 

you, of course, had your own room

(much to the boy's dismay)

but Nikki made sure they didn't complain too much

after all, you were her only daughter

and the favorite

but the boy's don't know that

when you were born the boys were pretty intrigued, to say the least

Tom was already eight years old

sam and harry were six

they all had a pretty good grasp on life

so when their mother came home with two bundles of joy, tom was shocked

harry and sam were excited

another set of twins!!!

and tom was just like 'man I didn't get a twin" 

regardless, when Nikki announced she had a girl all the boys were S H O O K

a FEMALE

Tom immediately asked to hold you

you cried

he felt bad

then he felt betrayed when Harry got to hold you and you started playing with his hair

there's a great family photo in the living room of Harry holding a beaming you, Sam holding a smiling Paddy and tom pouting in the corner because why don't the babies like him?? 

as the years went by, you warmed up to tom

he was still 8 years old then you though 

and he was always, always away

when you were eight years old, he was cast as Spider-Man

after that, you barely saw him

except for on TV

Harry went with him and suddenly, the house was emptier

with harry and tom being gone almost all the time

you were closest with sam and paddy

mostly paddy thought, because well he was your twin

You were 110% a daddy's girl 

Dom loved his boys, don't get him wrong, but having a little girl to protect and cuddle with was his joy in life

especially because you were the youngest 

so by the time sam, harry and tom were 21, you were still 15

it's safe to bet that Dom probably likes you the most

if you ask though he'll just say

"you're my favorite daughter."

when you learned to walk, you followed your dad everywhere

EVERYWHERE

he had to lock doors because of you

when you turned 13

he cried

why?

because his little girl wasn't so little anymore

Nikki laughed at him

your brothers gaped because when they turned 13 Dom pretty much told them, you're on your own 

then they all said, "to be fair, (y/n) is like five feet so she's still little."

youngest, only female and shortest

what a record 

you were also really close with Nikki 

you two did everything together 

she was so thankful to have a daughter she cried when the doctor told her it was a girl

all that golf talk was exhausting

sometimes she'd just walk into your room so she didn't have to face the boys or her husband anymore

they weren't allowed inside your room

not that they listened

you caught the other twins in their once

it was a nasty scene

"Why are you in my room, Sam?" 

"Uhhh... HARRYS IN THE CLOSET"

"YOU DIV"

"YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN"

and then Sam ran, leaving you to interrogate Harry and his intentions

the first time you had a boy ever, all your brothers had a plan

Paddy told them all about the guy you were bringing home

Tom would distract you

While Harry and Sam took whoever this "Mitchell" guy was for some questions

Of course, you warned Mitchell beforehand

"so, I have four older brothers and they're probably going to interrogate you"

you handed him a paper with all the appropriate answers

Mitchell was just your best friend

growing up with brothers ensured you got along with boys better

and bc you didn't trust girls since your brother was the Tom Holland

Tom had asked you to help him in the kitchen leaving harry and sam with Mitchell

"what are your intentions?"

"where did you meet?"

"do you have any diseases?'

"Are you going to break her heart?"

"Are you only in it for spiderman?"

"Is your name really Mitchell?" 

He passed the test

only bc you threatened to dislocate all of their noses if they didn't leave him alone

when tom and harry were gone you learned to cook with sam

which was chaotic neutral

he was a chef

and you were... trying

"pass the salt"

you gave him salt

"that's sugar"

you enjoyed cooking with him, but you didn't know anything

you tried to flip pancakes with him once and let's just say.. your ceiling and sams hair was never the same

you weren't allowed to be in the same Kitchen as him after that

"hey, sam do you kn-"

"OUT OF THE KITCHEN YOU DEMON"

"I just wanted a phone charger" you mumbled

Paddy was a different story

you two were either inseparable or could not be in the same room

someone breaks Paddy's heart? 

they better square up

someone ditches you after meeting Tom?

Paddy was throwing hands AND feet

or

"PADDY! Did you take my hairbrush?"

"no?"

"You barely have hair!"

"HEY! At least my hair doesn't clog the shower drain!"

"at least my deodorant doesn't give all the girls coughing fits!"

"yeah well, I don't spend an hour getting ready every day"

"that's cause no amount of time could fix that ugly"

"were twins"

"not identical"

"I can't believe I'm related to you"

"I know right, you make me look bad"

you liked harry the best

he was so down to earth and calm

he even let you straighten his hair once

that, however, was not calm

"you're going to burn me!"

"Stay still dammit!"

"AH SHIT"

"HARRY I SWEAR"

He almost choked on hairspray

"I look ugly"

"you always do, what's your point?"

"you're an actual div" 

family premieres were always fun

you got to go to America with all your brothers and wear expensive clothing 

like really expensive

Tom spoiled you

he would buy you the latest designer dress for the red carpet

and your brothers would just roll their eyes 

when you got to meet up with Tommy you always ran up to Harry first just to annoy him

then Harrison bc he was also like another brother to you with the number of times he's been to your house

THEN you'd hug tom and thank him for the dress

the reality was that you missed your eldest brother, he was gone for months, sometimes 3/4 of the year and you hated it 

posting with your family on the red carpet of Spider-Man far from home was like a dream come true

until they made fun of you for still being 5 2" in heels

you guys were a perfectly dysfunctional family 

but that ok bc you wouldn't have it any other way

[jinglebellrockstars]

Damian Wayne: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?

Bruce Wayne and Jon Kent: Sure! *both reach for the salt*

Jon: 😳 u..um..

Alfred: uh oh

Bruce:

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Thinking about when vamprry meets y/n’s parents how he would so be the idiot type to reach for it is she asked “daddy can u pass me the salt” with no hesitation

Her dad:🤨

Yn:😀

Harry:👁👄👁...🌀👄🌀

I actually wrote a lil blurb about this