#dadpost

[cross-eyed-boy]

thinking about coming home from school one day to find daddy half-naked on the couch, watching porn on the TV. porn of a boy who looks like me, same hair, similar build; a boy sobbing and thrashing as he's getting fucked within an inch of his life by an older man.

i'm so shocked it takes me a few moments to realise what dad is doing... he's jerking off with one of my plushies, the soft fur matted and slick as he slides his cock on the tummy of my favourite bear. when it finally registers, i yell and launch myself at him to rescue my plushie, calling him a gross pervert.

but i'm just a boy, and dad is so much stronger than me; when he recovers from the surprise of seeing me, he manhandles me easily and pins me to the couch. one hand on my collarbones keeping me down as i struggle uselessly against him, the other still clutching my soft toy. im crying, the boy from the video still playing on the TV echoing my sobs, as dad looks me up and down, teary and trashing underneath him.

"dad... daddy what are you doing? stop it!" i cry out as he forces my legs open with his own.

he doesn't pay me any mind, positioning my plushie right above my clothed cunt, letting his now free hand snake up my shirt to grope at my tits.

"dad, no, stop! you're disgusting, stop it, please!" this earns me a slap to the face that leaves my ear ringing and my cheek hot.

"shut the fuck up and stay still if you don't want me to fuck something other than Mr. Bear," dad growls, holding my chin too tight to make me look him in the eyes.

i don't recognise my father in there. but i know this tone, and he's not kidding. tears run down my face as i clamp my mouth shut and close my eyes tight. just let him do this, then at least he's not raping you, i tell myself as i feel one hand paw at my tits again, grabbing what little fat i have there and twisting the nipples to make me wince, his other hand holding Mr. Bear in place as he starts sliding his cock against him once more.

"that's it son, you know your place. keep crying for dad, i'm already close." his breath is hot against my cheek as i shake with the force of silent sobs, and his tongue lapping up my tears feels almost more violating than anything else.

after a time i feel dad tense above me, grunting in my ear as he cums on my plushie, some of it running down its fur to soak into my pants. he stays there for a while, panting and swearing under his breath, hand still playing with my tits. when he finally lifts off me, i open my eyes, ready to bolt for the bathroom and scrub this all off.

but dad is still close, and he's holding my plushie, covered in his cum, right in front of my face, so close i can smell his musk clinging to the fur.

"c'mon baby, won't you give Mr. Bear a kiss?" he says mockingly as he pushes it against my mouth before i can avoid it. "he missed you today."

[pinetreewannabe]

realised too late that my dad is also a stoner and when he hugged me he just said "you smell good"

[legokingfisher]

This can’t keep happening

[chainmail-butch]

Last night I thought about a baby mimicking my laugh and got so excited I cried

[earlofgormenghast]

Back in the day we went to work to use the internet. We didn't have smartphones or broadband internet. And we liked it! (not really)

they dont tell you this but having a job really hinders your ability to be on the internet

[metanarrates]

one of the funniest things that happened this Thanksgiving Gossip Session was my auntie pulling up my dad's facebook page to show me his divorceposting. I can't share it here out of fear for doxxing myself but I need you guys to know that he made a post for the six-month anniversary of his divorce. talking about how the pain fades with time but the love doesn't etc. with black and white Sad Aesthetic Photos of him and my mom. and some kitschy little quote about how healing takes time or whatever. this is a 50 year old man mind you

[dadsthatarebetterthanstolas]

Dr. Flug from Villainous/Villanos is a better dad than Stolas!

[hellfuckjonezz]

The End of Beginning

[cross-eyed-boy]

single dad who is shamefully attracted to its pretty son and only dates younger guys who kinda look like its son x serial killer son who finds out and is so jealous he kidnaps and tortures the guys in question to figure out what they have that he doesn't

[pinetreewannabe]

happy fathers day to my dad who recently asked me what tobacco i used and i told him the cheapest one and now he keeps buying me pricier tobacco cause "if youre gonna smoke at least dont smoke that shit" shoutout dad lmao

[ofstormsandfire]

good morning y'all my dad made ANOTHER knife

[legokingfisher]

My dad asked if Lloyd has any kids and before I could really elaborate he said if Lloyd had kids they would be called. Lloydlets

[cyberdragoninfinity]

helping my mom go through my dad's things and uncovering these photos of him from the 70s/80s where his swag levels are absolutely unbelievably off the charts

[ontinetine]

Happy Top Gun Day from the big kid's baseball helmet

[ID: photos of the big kid wearing a dark blue Rawlings baseball helmet. It has three stickers on it. On the brim there's a sticker of aviator sunglasses with "Rooster" over top of them. On one side there's a TOP GUN fighter jet sticker. On the other side there's a sticker of Rooster's helmet.]

[dragonstailbutch]

how do I accurately convey my dadness, how do I dadpost better

hold on

a vision has just struck me

[neoninglitchen]

omg why is my dad so goofy like

when hes excited he says ‘yipee’

when he finds something that he was looking for he goes ‘eureka!’

and when you say something mean about him he looks like a sad puppy left in the rain

its so much worse because of his british accent, also why is he calling his brother ‘bro’??

this man turned 48!!! he can’t be getting away with this…