#dancestor x reader

[luminousbravery]

Greetings I want to request a Kankri coffee date headcanons maybe. I am a big hot chocolate enjoyer and I think that Kankri is a fan of coffee if that makes sense. Mayhaps when the reader listens to his monologue and is fascinated?? Physical contact/kissing maybe with consent? ^^ It would be really cool if that would be a fanfiction but I'm fine with headcanons too!!!!!

aaah i didn't realize you wanted a fic until i finished the headcanons!! but uhm i still hope you enjoy???

Kankri takes the Reader on a coffee date

Okay, so, Kankri would definitely have just an itty bitty slight coffee addicton?

Trust me, he'd be the first to admit that it's bad for him, but he can't help but indulge himself a little.

One day, he gets the bright idea to just take you to a coffee shop.

He completely understands if you're not a coffee person, though.

So he does his research to find a shop that'll offer more than just coffee.

And, during the date, he'll definitely like to hold your hand.

He isn't a huge PDA guy, though, so don't expect much more than kisses on the cheek, haha...

In moderation, of course.

He ends up enjoying the date a lot, though. So expect him to want to take you on a lot more dates like this in the future.

[dopecat420]

Doing Headcanon Requests.

Will Do: NSFW, Mlm, Kinks, X Reader, ETC.

Will Not Do: 18-, AgePlay, DDLG, All In That Criteria.

Might Do: MLW, WLW, Dancestors (Although, Their Personality And Character Will Probably Be Butchered Because I Have Not Reached That Chapter Yet Where They Arrive)

-- Fandoms I Will Do

Homestuck (That Is All. I Just Really Like Homestuck.)

That Is All. I Am New To Tumblr, So If I Make Any Mistake, Let Me Know.

[sludgewolf]

hello!! can you write cronus being friends with human eridan’s matesprit (m or gn)? ty!!

thanks for sending this ask this is such a different and cool idea, im so sry it took so long ;-;

Warning: none rly, just some sibling behavior between the Amporas/ maybe foul language

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

A Spy on the Inside - platonic Cronus x Eridan's human matesprit!reader

Despite how clingy Eridan is with you he's still very privy about his personal life

not with you, but with his "extended family"

it took him some perigees being with you before you to even met his lusus

in Eri’s defense his charge has a horrible temper and has hated everyone he met before meeting you

But Cronus is a whole different thing

Eridan told you multiple stories when you were meeting each other of his great ancestor, a troll legend that worked under )(er Imperious Condescension herself, the Orphaner Dualscar

and now that he met pre-scratch Dualscar and it was just bizarre to say the least, and to be honest, he didn't really like him at all

he actively avoided the older Ampora every chance he got

and he would do anything in his power to keep you as far away from the sea douche as possible

When you asked him about it he waved his hands around telling you that you're just to handsome and precious for Cronus to not flirt with you 

Eridan also told you of the not at all pleasant experience he had when he met Cronus

and with that you decided that you yourself didn't really want o meet the failed Orphaner 

Especially because of all descriptions you heard of him from the others, he sounded like a creep, a weirdo and someone you wouldn't aproach without at least bear spray and a taser

But as always, fate had other plans for you

Today you were going out to grab yourself some coffee, take a walk to get out of the house for a bit and have some time for yourself

Cronus, who just can't mind his damn business for the life of him, saw you for afar, he immediately recognised the scarf Eridan "lent you" and approached you

fortunately not with the intention to flirt or even bother you, but with a plan to piss his little dancestor off as much as possible

Cronus ended up actually being someone fun and easy to talk to and once he revealed to you his diabolical plan, you were immediately on board

Every time you saw each other you would tell some of the most embarrassing stories of Eridan that would come to your minds or coming up with various different pranks you could pull on the small troll

and next time you saw said troll you'd drop little hints that you knew of some stories he has too embarrased to tell you

But as time went on you started to hang out more and more just for the fun of it, to enjoy each other’s company 

And once the little violet found you out he was pissed

as well as worried for you

But when he found out you and cronus were just being little shits together, no second intentions, he went back to being pissed

for a whole ass week he didn't talk to neither of you

not until you showed up at his door with ice cream and some shitty fashion police episodes

Little Danny really missed you and jumped into your arms as soon as he opened the door

He knew he couldn't do much about your new friendship other than cutely pout at you while you laughed

Eridan loves your laugh and always tries to make you smile, but not when it is because youre laughing at his old wiggler photos Cronus got from Skyhorse Dad

Despite all the teasing and joking around you still loved him and didn't just want to make fun of him

so you and Cro started to work together, once more behind Danny’s back, but this time to craft him a surprise

Together you wrote him a short story of a prince who was prophesied by angels to use their magical powers to defeat a great evil, said destiny being passed down to them by their ancestor who failed to fulfill it 

ok, cronus came up with most of the plot and ofc, the self centered bitch had to insert himself in some way

but the idea was just so fun that you just needed to write it

besides, it didn't need to be super good, it just had to be readable and fun for Eri

Once you present the gift to him all the pouting and grumbling is gone and in it’s place you got an arm full of matesprit 

As much as your fish prince pretends that he doesn't like magic you can literally see how his eyes light up and how his ear fins flicker with curiosity when it comes to it

And while reading your story its no different 

the troll curls up on one of his softest piles, dragging you with him for cuddles, and reads it all in one day 

Eridan just absolutely loves it all, the overused plot, how the main character is “just so like him!”, the grammar mistakes you ended up overlooking 

by nightfall he’s purring to you until you fall asleep as a thanks, he will maybe talk to Cronus next night, right now he’d rather be spending some time with you

since cronus stole you away for some nights for this -3-

[krankikankrivantas]

Hi, I’m Rory and I’ve decided to start getting back into writing stuff for Homestuck!

Some things to note:

-I haven’t played Friendsim or Hiveswap so I’m not familiar with those characters

-I haven’t read the epilogues so I don’t feel comfortable writing anything involving characters/events that only appear in them (so no Ult!Dirk or the new kids)

Other things I won’t write:

-Yandere or Heinoustuck (or anything involving non-con or SA)

-Anything involving active S/H or su*cide (I don’t want to potentially trigger anyone, plus I’m just not comfortable writing that kind of stuff)

Things I will write:

-headcannons/imagines/ all kinds of x reader stuff for the alpha + beta kids, as well as the trolls, dancestors, and ancestors

-romantic/red and platonic/pale relationships (potentially blackrom/auspictice as well depending on if I feel that I can write it for a specific character well enough

-poly/multiple characters in one request (just specify if it’s poly or separate for each character, with a limit of 3 characters per request)

-AUs (bloodswap, no sburb/sgrub, etc)

-trans characters (I have a soft spot for june egbert and trans strilondes, but I’m ok with writing John egbert and the strilondes as not trans too)

-Also, all characters I’m comfortable writing for are all canonically 18+ so I’m okay with writing 18+ content for them

If I haven’t listed something here and you want to know if I’ll write it, don’t be afraid to ask!

[b1llyl3nz]

can i get kankri x reader plz? thx!

kankri, my annoying little bitch (affectionate)

kankri dating hc's-

♥ if you're into pda or any sort of physical touch, it's gonna take a long time for him to get used to it

♥ i mean a LONG time

♥ if he finally gets used to it, it's not gonna be a lot

♥ like yeah, maybe he'll hold your hand (depends on his mood though)

♥ be prepared for long ass rants and lectures if you hurt yourself or something

♥ it can be annoying but he means well <3

♥ it would take ages to convince him to call you petnames if you're cool with that, he would just call you by your actual name

♥ when you convince him the petnames would be like... formal? (does that make any sense? lmao)

♥ he'd be a blushing mess if you wore is jumper

♥ before you guys were together, porrim tried to give him advice

♥ he just got annoyed

♥ cronus tried too (we all know how that went...)

♥ kankri's just trying his best :,)

a/n-

i'm sorry this took so long, i have like 20 drafts and a lot of requests in my inbox sfdghjthgjm

[transgenderknothead]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. I saw you’ve been kinda upset so delete this if it’s to much. May I please have a romantic matespritship matchup for homestuck? Maybe nsfw headcanons if you want, depends on your mood tbh.

I’m 19, I use they/it/he pronouns and I’m pansexual. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus, moon sign is Gemini.

Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, death games, true crime documentaries, poetry, necromancy and anatomy. I typically consider myself a "Gorehound". I also like to visit abandoned hospitals and houses just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.

I get a lot of monikers from friends and family like "discount vomitboyx", "doomer boy", and "Remake of Daria" before. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people.

When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. Even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.

Lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.

I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above.

I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( Motionless in White, Deftones, System of a Down, Slipknot, Rob Zombie,,, sometimes Will Wood, The Front Bottoms, Jazmin Bean or Mother Mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games or reading and talking about Greek mythology or some random documentary I read. I also do acting in my spare time, which I find really fun; and I’ve been learning to play guitar. My interests tend to be very restricted, and I shut down easily getting REALLY into new things.

I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.

I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like autism, GERD, arthritis, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". I have stims where I bite the inside of my cheek, pull my hair, crack or pop my bones, pick at scabs, fidget with my fingers or toy and bounce my leg. I even hiss or squeal when I’m upset. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. You don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.

you do get to this, thanks for your time.

Okay, I'm not sure how you feel about him, but I would ship you with Cronus.

I say this because I like the idea of how he could be super accepting of the mental disabilities, because he gets what it's like to feel like no one gets it. Since I also head canon that high bloods have higher body temperatures he would love to just pull you into his chest and allow you to use him as a stuffed animal that cuddles back. And since he's also seen as wishing he was human he would love to learn about all of your hyper fixations from the human world.

Hope you don't hate me too much, I simultaneously kin and love this man to no end.

[ghostswap]

kankri vantas

cuddle headcannons

there’s a lack of kankri content on this website so if no one is gonna give my boy attention i’ll do it myself >:c

At the beginning of your matespritship Kankri is very cautious about physical affection

He has only just learned to accept his red feelings for you and needs some time to adjust

You don’t want to push him into anything but sometimes his kind words just don’t cut it when you need comfort

Sometimes you think he is just being plain stubborn so you bring it up with Porrim to ask her opinion

Before you know it Kankri is at your door with an apology and the sheepish expression of a child who had just been scolded

“ It has c9me t9 my attenti9n that I may have 6een neglecting y9u in s9me aspects 9f 9ur relati9nship, and I ap9l9gise f9r that. I appreciate y9ur respect f9r my triggers, h9wever I w9uld rather y9u c9mmunicate y9ur issues with me directly in the future. ”

“ Does this mean I get cuddles ? ”

This troll is very touch starved and has been repressing it his whole life

And he would be doing so successfully if it weren’t for your meddling arms around him

He just goes silent the first time you properly hold him

“ You okay kanny ? ”

He buries his face into your chest and answers you with a noise that can only be described as purring

Cuddles become a regular occurrence when he gets used to them and are one of the best ways to comfort him !

If you notice someone trying to wind him up you remove him from the conversation before it turns into a callout post and take him somewhere private so you can hold him and calm him down

Sometimes calming him down just means brushing your fingers through his curls and letting him rant about whoever annoyed him and that’s okay

He usually just settles into whatever position is most appropriate for the situation eg. spooning for sleep, head on your lap for relaxing, laying on you for affectionate debates

The sound of his voice is a comfort for you so sometimes you say something completely off the wall before going to sleep so you have a free 3 hour asmr soundtrack <3 im jk pls listen to him

[apostateoftime]

i have an idea.

but who will be the love interest?

[yandere--stuck]

T, Y, Z for Kankri mayhaps? 👁👄👁

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Kankri is a troll of reason... Or, at least, he touts himself as such. Kankri, himself, remains calm and collected, unless in moments of extreme emotional distress - so he understands how pained you must be to react in such ways. You must be confused, right? Of course. Luckily, Kankri is more than willing to comfort you. He makes sure his voice is soft and comforting, and neutral-toned. He'll reassure you, trying to calm you with his reasoning, for as long as you need... And until he gets through to you and you finally believe him.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Kankri bides his time for a long while, processing his feelings for you. He'll stalk watch you from afar, trying to get the courage to confess to you - but he never does. He let's his feelings bubble and grow and fester, until he can't take it any longer, and he has to have you.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Definitely not. Kankri loves you for you! Taking away who you are, breaking you in such a way... Such a thought made him shudder. If he wanted a perfect little doll, he would have gotten Porrim to make him one. No, you were irreplaceable. Perfect. He may... Influence your thinking a bit, to help you see him and his actions in the right light, but he'd never break you. You need not worry about that, darling...

[pumpkinofthedale]

Another excerpt for you thirsty people

You rolled your eyes. "Really? We get to hang out like twice a week."

"Yeah. I think I want to play alone right now." Phil grumbled, voice uncommonly cold.

He was being ridiculous. All you wanted to do was not play healer today. So what if you sucked at playing dps, it was fun. You wanted to have fun.... And now your wonderful, loving boyfriend was being a massive goober and rage quitting on you.

Maybe you were a great healer. So what? Sometimes you just wanted to go apeshit. But if he was going to be a baby about it, fine. He could go play on his own.

You had things to do anyway... it didn't matter.

So when he logged out of the chat you debated just getting some work done, but you were honestly pretty burned out. So you just continued to play for a little while. Playing a few dps games, dying a lot, and trying to enjoy yourself at least a little bit.

A ping interrupted your gaming.

CA: Mind if I join you?

So you invited Cronus to your pitiful little party of one.

"Hey, kittens, how you guys doin'?" His voice came in over your headphones. "Oh where's your boyfriend?"

"Phil's throwing a hissy fit because I'm not playing healer today." You replied, queuing the two of you up for a match.

"Trouble in-" He cut himself off. "I'm sorry he's being a dick." He ammended with the least sorry voice you could imagine.

"Yeah... you chill with me playing dps? Warning you right now that I suck."

"So?" He snorted. "Who cares? It's a stupid human game for wrigglers."

You snickered, "Exactly!"

The character select screen came up and you chose the edgiest character you could.

"'Sides. I really only play for you." You could hear the clicking in his voice and your heart fluttered a little bit in your chest.

"You flirt." You grinned.

"You tease." Cronus shot back.

You blew a raspberry into the mic.

He laughed (and you did your best to ignore your insides squirming). "I don't know how Phil puts up with this abuse. Such an awful sound."

[mj-the-simp]

If n a request some like headcanons of a reader who's Mituna's matesprite n they both have tics? And/or a drabble of Hal in a robot bod whos the reader's moirail comforting the reader after a panic attack. Thank u!!!

hi!! this was really cool to write since i have torettes and i don’t see this stuff a lot. i don’t write for panic/anxiety related stuff for personal reasons, sorry. i wish you the best!! :o)

💛he was pretty spooked at first but he realized what was happening pretty quickly.

🖤if your tics are loud it might bother him a bit but other than that he won’t mind them.

💛if y’all have a tic that is similar/the same he might point out how cool it is.

🖤he finds some of them quite cute.

💛he 100% randomly responds when you have verbal tics.

🖤if one of y’all end up ticking a lot the other might get set off. (the other dancestors think it’s the funniest shit ever)

💛he most likely has a few bee related tics.

🖤if you have a tic attack he’ll do his best to keep you from getting hurt while comforting you.

[luminousbravery]

hi again! I really liked the first request that I had answered so I was wondering, could you do Gamzee,Cronus and Mituna with an S/O who has just returned from a long trip or something like that? Thanks again!!

GAMZEE, MITUNA, AND CRONUS’ S/O RETURNS FROM A TRIP

Gamzee:

♑Now, he may come off as unexcited to see you.

♑ But that's just him being lazy! He really is excited to see you. 

♑ He'll sit the two of you down with a bottle of faygo in his hive, lay his head in your lap, and ask you about your trip.

♑ He's really interested in what you did and who you met!

♑ He'll likely be very clingy for a few days after that, coming with you wherever you go and inviting you over to his hive a lot.

Cronus: ♒Now, he isn't a very big fan of PDA.

♒ So, if you're reuniting out of his hive or yours, it'll be a quick hug and a "glad you'vwe returned, doll."

♒ Behind closed doors, though?

♒ He'll spin you around in his arms and pepper your face with kisses.

♒ He's just so excited to have you back with him!

♒ He asks you about all the aspects of your trip and semi-listens.

Mituna:

♊Okay, you know those videos where a dog is reunited with their owner?? 

♊ Where the dog is just so overexcited and happy and loud? It's probably something like that.

♊ The second he sees you he'll be running over to you to give you a hug. 

♊ He's rambling about how much he missed you, and how was your trip? and he wants to hear EVERYTHING!!

♊ He'll be clingy, clingy, clingy, for weeks. He just missed you a lot!!

[homestuck-loving]

aranea x latula in a quadrantless relationship?

Hello there! I’ve never really wrote character x character nor do I really read it so I do hope this is good for you dear!

♎Aranea x Latula in a quadrantless relationship♏

♏These two ladies are a definition of opposites attract

♎Latula is more fast and loose and way more energetic, while Aranea is a bit more calm and do it by the book

♏But they actually balance each other out quite well, Aranea keeps Latula out of trouble while Latula helps Aranea get a little more wild

♎Latula can and will show Aranea all her super rad skater chic moves and maybe even try to teach her how to skate

♏And after Aranea will help her wind down by reading one of her favorite books out loud

♎Now Aranea can be a bit much and on Latula’s bad days that is just about the last thing she needs

♏And Aranea, a bit sad due to her mildly clingy habits, will understand and give her girlfriend some space yet be ready at the drop of a dime if she needs something

♎Park dates are the best dates. Latula can show off all her super sick moves, and Aranea can get out for a bit and read in some fresh air

[strifespecibi]

[ID:

A collage of text and accompanying images. The header reads, in all caps, "No more fighting." Below it, a list is written in bright red, comic sans text, "No more Gamzee discourse, no more Vriska discourse, no more Dirk discourse, no more post-canon discourse." Next to that list are Gamzee, Vriska, and Dirk's default sprites and an image from the Homestuck Epilogues telling the reader to choose meat or candy. These images are piled on top of each other in varying sizes, with Dirk being the biggest, by far. They are crossed out with a bright red X. Dirk's sprite partially overlaps with the next piece of text, which is in teal, and reads, "You have been repeating the same arguments for the past 13 years." The next header reads, "Start writing your ten page essay on why Tavros Nitram is the main character," with most of it being in black, bold, italicized Arial font, save for "Tavros Nitram," which is fire gif text. The accompanying image is one of Tavros playing Fiduspawn. He is looking at the viewer intensely.

In the corner, there is a final header, which is in a cursive font and reads, "Other acceptable topics include…" followed by a list. All of the text is in varying colors and fonts. The first point reads, "How PM and WQ are the true hidden villains of the comic," the second is in bright purple Impact font and reads, "Hearts Boxcar's impact on the plot (I put it in Impact font because it's impact)," the third reads, "Literally anything about the dancestors," the fourth reads, "The history of S B A H J in Homesuck," and has an image overlayed behind it of Hella Jeff laughing and holding his face, saying, "How high do you even have to be just to do something like that?" The final bullet point is half cut-off, but reads, "What was I gonna say here? Oh yeah, Nepeta Leijon." Followed by a smiling emoticon.

End ID.]

[dav3katz]

Since there's not a lot of content for them, could we maybe get your favorite dancestor(s) x reader, if you like? I feel like some nice red hc's would be fun! And if you'd like a specific prompt, maybe a reader who's very nice most of the time. However, they have a certain point where they will turn around and- in any number of ways- tell someone who's being a piece of shit to get lost? Thank you, have a good day!

Sorry for liking the most overrated dancestors the most, my other two favs are Damara and Latula but I didn’t wanna write hc for four characters lol <33

Kankri relationship hcs

- please be patient with him, in case you couldn’t tell he hasn’t been in a relationship before and just.. doesn’t know how to act sometimes.

- this is all very.. new to him. He’s been preaching celibacy for so long, so it’s weird to him to now be dating somebody.

- as a result he’s a bit awkward, in fact he’s not even sure how to talk to you. After a talk about it though you’d both decide to act the same, before you started dating.

- he talks a lot, big surprise! But if you actually listen to him and even talk about the subject with him he’s overjoyed, most people don’t listen to his word vomit

- your relationship is slow pace, for awhile it doesn’t feel like a relationship but it will eventually progress

- to him, being in a relationship is a weakness. That he’s forced to rely on somebody else when he can handle himself just fine. So it’s just.. a lot for him

- he will however grow more comfortable as time passes and if you’re pushy but not too pushy

- there was a time he hated any form of physical contact and now he loves it! Sure, there are times he needs his space but for the most part enjoys cuddling and stuff, even if he’s rather awkward about it

- you pretty much always have to engage in like physical affection cause otherwise he won’t ?

- but typically enjoys holding hands since it’s a simple gesture, and even when he has off days where he doesn’t wanna touch very much, hand holding is fine and brings him some comfort.

- he gets very red in the face about it though, which is partially why he hates physical affection! He doesn’t like getting flustered so don’t comment about it.

- in his long conversations with you, he may feel comfortable enough to give you a compliment

- it’s not like he hasn’t given you compliments before, but it was always on accident and not something he intended. He tends to do it in his long talks with you, especially since he gets nervous.

- even when he was just crushing, you probably knew he was pretty much in love with you before dating lol

- it’s hard to tell due to his lack of pupils but he is always staring at you

- his way of affection it seems

- sometimes, you’ll catch a lovestruck smile, just don’t tell him you caught him.

- when he’s sleepy he’s more cuddly, so he would silently cling to you as he falls to sleep (do ghosts sleep?)

- and it’s the only time you can play with his hair, the only other time is when he’s really relaxed which is… rare… to say the least

- he’s content just walking around in dream bubbles with you, alone. Forever. It’s a nice time after all, especially when you two can just be alone and talk.

- as you can guess, pda is certainly not his jam in the ever so slightest but he will put up with hand holding. Too bad he purposely crosses his arms all the time.. it’s almost like he’s teasing you

- he’s a bit insecure, but he feels weird going to you with his problems. He doesn’t want to be weak and rely on somebody, so it takes awhile for him to accept your help.

- in fact, he might be offended if you’re too insistent on helping. What, do you think he’s too weak to handle his own emotions?

- but he grows more comfortable… eventually!

- but the most he opens up is like just telling you that something has triggered him, but that it isn’t a big deal and he will deal with it himself, then goes into a bit of a ramble about whoever it was that bothered him

- he’s blushy around you a lot, something he truly hates and makes him feel kinda stupid

- has a hard time expressing himself in your relationship, but I do think he can improve you just have to communicate that with him

- like you can’t work things out with him if you don’t communicate well because he can’t communicate properly for shit

- oh but dw! Porrim can always help you with that, or talk to him herself because she will give him a piece of her mind.

- he tries to be sweet to you, which isn’t too hard because he does love you! But that’s his version of sweet and he understands that.. may not be enough for you. You want hugs and kisses! Stuff that.. he will have to work towards and be better with.

- but he makes a conscious effort, he’s doing better everyday! And one day he will be completely comfortable being affectionate all around without having a complex about it.

- but anyways In terms of that prompt! A nice s/o is certainly… nice … to have around. Somebody considerate and caring to everyone around them that deals with any horrible shit is somebody with a lot of patience, something he admits he loses from time to time.

- so when he sees you finally lose your shit, he knows not to fuck around! He will be here for you if you need to relax, but for once he doesn’t get all up in your shit about you being triggered and whatnot because he is a little scared/worried himself.

- probably ends up annoying you anyways cause that’s how he is lol

- just probably because he’s nervous.. and like worried about you but if you don’t snap at him (even though you should) then cool, but he’s gonna keep pushing you about if you’re actually okay since you don’t get bothered like that usually !

- he’s annoying, it’s only cause he cares so much ! In general when he worries about you he’s.. very annoying about it but he will eventually give up because he doesn’t wanna make you feel bad about stuff

- given his whole thing with not accepting help cause he’ll be seen as weak, he understands not wanting to be pestered about something.

- but generally would be defensive of you just because you’re so sweet how could anyone have a problem with you

- and then it’s a long rant nobody wants to hear!!

- he means well at least

Meenah Relationship hcs

- you may also have to be patient with meenah here!

- not that she isn’t absolutely into you and tells you that all the time, it’s just that she’s not the most vulnerable fish in the world so it takes awhile !

- she likes going out, doing things! In case you couldn’t tell, she doesn’t like to just sit around in bubbles! It’s boring as shit, so she likes going out and doing some crazy shit with you whenever you guys get the chance

- so you’ll have to deal with her crazy bass shellnanigans sometimes

- likes doing your hair, if you’ll let her !

- and totally into teasing you and making fun of you sometimes but in a nice matesprit way

- physical affection is cool, but usually more casual! An arm around your waist or shoulder, a kiss on your cheek!

- she likes the idea of making out with you while absolute chaos is going down, that’s so much more exciting than making out on some boring field

- she has a hard time being vulnerable but she has her moments where she can tell you when she’s upset about something she’s just pretty nonchalant about it most of the time

- always free to listen to you though

- likes to have you on her lap, her hands on your waist and chin on your head while you talk about whatever ! Or you two can sit in silence, that’s cool too

- she’s pretty flirty too, just tells you upfront she thinks you’re hot and shit, no embarrassment

- she doesn’t get too cutesy and all that with you, being sappy ? Not her thing

- but she will try for you if it’s what you REELY want

- she cares about you so ! Whatever makes you happy in this relationship, she just expects you to do the same for her

- not the biggest cuddler in the world, you may not wanna either.. she’s very cold… but hey if you wanna! Whatever! But she’s kinda groaning and complaining the whole time.

- though despite her complaints you don’t think she hates it as much as she claims to

- and hey, she isn’t completely incapable of being sweet and sappy it’s just not… too much.. okay

- she just tells you that she cares and you mean a lot and that’s she’s happy to have met ya … or whatever

- and if you get flustered easily it’s over!! She loves flirting and teasing you

- on top of that she’s pretty physically affectionate, but as said before just more casual about it and acts like it’s not really a big deal

- likes doing dumb shit with you, running and rolling around and being cute and shit!

- but again dealing with her adventure bullshit to keep her from being bored out of her mind, nothing against you! Doesn’t matter how exciting you are she’s gonna be bored of doing nothing

- like that final fight with Lord English ? You were probably right by her side despite not wanting to be there

- she can’t help but smile around you, so she’s usually smiling whenever you’re in her vicinity

- she likes doing new things, not the same adventures ! So expect something new and exciting, a new place to go and see! She gets bored of the same shit, and on the off chance there’s something new she takes the opportunity to not deal with the same bullshit.

- so you may find many new ways to have dates, or as new as she can make ‘em! She puts a lot of effort to keep you interested and she hopes you’ll do the same

- but yea she usually cuts right to the chase about things, she’s honest with you and tells you she’s got a date planned, or that she wants to go out and do something exciting

- she knows she’s kinda.. bad .. she’s a lot more violent than a lot of trolls and resorts to violence pretty quickly and she doesn’t wanna subject you to that shit if you can’t handle it

- so if she feels you’re just not the type for violence or just.. that you’d be unsafe with her? She’s rather break up with you and keep you safe and happy and be with somebody better

- she has a hard time expressing herself in terms of insecurity, but that’s not easy for anyone is it?

- pretty much always with you, it’s easy to get lost in these stupid bubbles and she doesn’t wanna lose you

- besides, she can’t stand people, she likes being around you for a reason! That’s not something she can say to just anyone

- she tries to keep conversations goin, not that she minds silence since she doesn’t like when people talk too much but she enjoys keeping a conversation with you

- and you’re the exception to talking too much, she’s all cool with you babbling on and on

- and she doesn’t mind dating somebody so nice, but you will hear some shit from her, because you really should speak your mind more

- like you two couldn’t be more different, you’re so nice and polite and talk to many people and deal with peoples shit all the time while she’s straight up

- and she’d definitely tell anyone to fuck off for being a piece of shit to you, but the fact that you finally said something! Damn..

- she’s just so surprised! You caught her off guard.. that like… never happens..

- but she’s all for it, in fact you should lose your shit more often

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

More about requests! Please read before requesting. (Sorry for tagging ships I write for!)

What I will do:

Single character headcannons (it *is* very likely that they will be ultra short)

Ships (list is below)

Of course boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios (since this is main topic of this blog)

Angst

Fluff

Au’s (please add description if requested)

I will try to keep it gender neutral but if you will ask for certain gender and it will be necessary to plot I will include it

Bloodswaps Humanstucks etc

Something slightly perverted

There is a possibility that I will break my own rules (for example I might complete request with ship I’m uncomfortable with) it will mostly be a one time thing so if you are reading this after I complete request of ship on uncomfortable list there is a huge possibility that I simply won’t write it for you sorry but I don’t want to write something I don’t like

Crossovers

Matchups (rules of matchups will be under ship list)

Character/Ship reviews

What I won’t do

NSFW

For now Hiveswap

Ships on uncomfortable list

Yandere

Oc’s

Incest

For now no black quadrants

Ancestors

Ship list

Even tho I want to keep this blog as an x Reader scenarios… This is list of ships I mind and don’t mind writing for. If your ship isn’t on the list there are only 3 possibilities

I forgot about it

I don’t know that this exists

It’s from Hiveswap

Ships I like and will willingly write (Red- I wont list pale ships tho)

Karkat x Nepeta

Porrim x Cronus

Jane x Gamzee

Equius x Aradia

Aradia x Feferi

Nepeta x Feferi

Aradia x Sollux

Sollux x Feferi

Feferi x Eridan

John x Roxy

Vriska x John

Vriska x Tavros

Karkat x Terezi

John x Dave

Meenah x Aranea

Rose x Kanaya

Dave x Terezi

Mituna x Latula

Kurloz x Meulin

Damara x Kankri

Dave x Jade

Dirk x Jake

Vriska x Terezi

Gamzee x Feferi

Cronus x Damara

Nepeta x Terezi

(Not too sure about that) Sollux x Karkat

Ships I won’t write about (Yet again refering to red ships)

Dave x Karkat

Eridan x Sollux

Kurloz x Mituna

Kankri x Cronus

John x Karkat

Roxy x Jane

Horrus x Rufio

Rules of matchups

Keep in mind that it’s my first time trying this kind of thing (with Homestuck characters) and I don’t promise to give you God knows how accurate respond.

Please include:

Your sexuality and gender.

Your interests.

If you want something more specific (ex: matchup with Dancestors) please say so if not don’t say anything.

Say if you want 1 match up aka “The one” or multiple match ups (max 4 per person).

If it gets too long you can send few asks and if you are on anon write 1/(number of asks you are sending) for first part so I can know its you.

If authors notes are in pink it means matchups are prioritized if not they are treated like request and you have to wait longer.

Groups

Betas: All beta trolls all beta kids

Alphas: Alpha kids and Dancestors

Red team: Karkat Terezi Vriska Tavros Gamzee Kanaya

Blue team: Sollux Nepeta Equius Aradia Eridan Feferi

Of course you can ask for (group) girls/boys only. This is here so you don't have to type so much while requesting i guess.

~Mod Kanaya