L-Listen… friend… may I offer him a palm kiss?
you may but that may be pushing it a notch :') careful they'll implode
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aster walks in to everyone muttering over an unconscious eiden and yells WHY IS MY NEW HIRE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
olivine (w/ the sweetest sincerest expression): sorry. i uh. panicked. 😅
maybe aster makes caps a standard part of the uniform so it doesn't seem weird that everyone is hatted. "oh everyone has their preferences on their hats but as long as yall wear the rest of the uniform i don't really care"
so eiden wears his uniform dutifully, and his little cap.
he's pulling a clueless protag move the entire time by seeing ALL the signs but not really questioning it. he's too good at staying in his lane:
"yes, my new boss walks around with prosthetic pointy ears like an elf. he just seems fancy and eccentric like that. it's not my business."
"i swear kuya has fangs? did he get them altered to look like that or was he born with pointy canines? is he one of those vampire kink dudes?? idk i'm too scared to ask"
"yakumo's eyes are slitted? oh, they're contact lenses? huh. he must really like the look to wear them every day. i wonder where he buys custom contacts like that. do they cost a lot??"
.................now i'm thinking of yakumo in a cute lil beanie for extra head warmth. he serves as a "red herring" when he takes off his hat in front of eiden and looks perfectly normal.
UNTIL EIDEN MAKES THE CONNECTION 3 WEEKS LATER WHEN HE SLAPS HIS OWN FOREHEAD LIKE of COURSE [yakumo not having animal ears under his hat] doesn't automatically mean everyone else is like that. yakumo takes care of the snakes. SNAKES DON'T HAVE FLUFFY EARS STICKING OUT OF THEIR HEADS
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Bunnymund but he doesn't just use a boomerang, he also uses a FUCKING BATTLE AXE!!!
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someone suggest me an album to listen to that'll make me go insane in a good way, i forgot my antidepressants for like a week while i was sick and now i'm feeling a little insane in a bad way
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Playing a fun game of is this my birth control being weird or am i dying with the five day wait time between two menstrual cycles.
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Haunted Dark Saber? Yes please!
Force users being susceptible to said haunted saber? Heck yes.
Maul? Oh of course. It’s a hum that never quiets…
He can hear it even placing it in the beskar chest.
A hum that continues and never ceases.
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what the hell is punishing bird's deal Why is it so full of peck. Stop it (takes minimal damage)
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didnt actually like my 2022 redraw of this so here's me trying to capture the same vibes as the 2020 one
raven's version
2020 ver
2022 ver
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*watches anime about taking down monsters in order to use their magical properties in alchemy & gets stressed out about the ecological implications*
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nothing to make me feel better (read, worse) about myself than job hunting again
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the hero we needed, but didn't deserve
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