#david ouat

[oautincorrectquotes]

David: I lost it.

Snow: lost what?

David: the... thing

Snow: What thing, David?

David: The-

*Snow turns around*

David: Oh there it is

Snow holding Neal: YOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!

[riordanness]

charming and killian jones are just jason and percy in like twenty years ok

[sugarrushproductions]

How Once Upon A Time play Among Us

So, I'm rewatching some old playthroughs of Among Us and these ideas just kinda popped into my head. I'm also assuming Emma's superpower only works in person.

Rumple- Most of the time, he'll get voted out immediately based on principle. Especially when Regina, Zelena, and Killian are playing. If he doesn't, he's either killed first (Again if Regina, Zelena, and/or Killian are imposter) or is the best imposter.

Belle- She'll usually be the one to convince everyone that they should let Rumple play. If crewmate, she finishes her tasks first before trying to sus out who's imposter. If imposter, she will kill in front of Rumple and he'll never turn on her and will help her.

Regina- Gets sused out, but is never truly turned on until the end of a round when most have already died. She usually wins if she's imposter and ejected if she's not.

Emma- a decent imposter. However, if she teams up with Regina or Rumple, they nearly always win. If paired with Killian, she vouches for him just a bit too much and gets them ejected. Will never kill him or Regina until the end of a round. As a crewmate, she forgets to do tasks.

David- tends to forget to do tasks in lew of figuring out who is imposter. Whether ghost or crewmate, he'll always be the last to finish his tasks. As imposter, he's decent with Rumple or Killian, even Emma. However, if paired with Snow, they get sused immediately. It's the only time the two split up and they vouch for each other far too often.

Snow- Middle ground as imposter if not with David, best crewmate. First to finish tasks and corals everyone else when they start to turn on each other too much.

Killian- Decent imposter unless paired with Rumple. He'll try to work with him, but the second Rumple kills Emma he gives them both away. As an imposter, he'll never kill Emma, will kill Henry only as a last resort. If paired with Henry as imposter, he'll follow the kid's lead and they usually end up winning. Crewmate, he is also one of the best.

Robin- Excels at both crewmate and imposter. The only thing that will give him away is if Regina isn't killed at any point. If crewmate, he knows when Regina is imposter but never says anything.

Zelena- About the same problem as Rumple. Is never believed as crewmate but she just retaliates by not finishing her tasks as a ghost. This applies if she's just killed by the imposter. The only two who will be able to tell if she's imposter are Regina and Robin, sometimes Emma. However, nothing is done until it's too late most times.

Henry- Lowkey best imposter/crewmate. No one wants to kill the kid, no one but Rumple can sus him out. It also helps that he watches Among Us videos on YouTube.

[ginny-weasley-is-the-best]

All their secrets being revealed and I'm here ready to gossip. Hook is in love, Snow wants another child, Charming told them about the neverleave water...

What about Emma ?

Wait that's the secret ? It's really boring...

WAIT WHAT WHY?! Oooh

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Who the fuck is Dr. Whale supposed to be?

The only disney doctor I can think of is Dr. Doofenshmirtz, but I dont think Phineas and Ferb aired during this show.

Dear david that's how I feel in any social interaction "I dont know who the fuck you are please get out".

Kathryn, I'm sure Regina's not actually being a good friend.

[ethnicallymoral]

[jessmalia]

ONCE UPON A TIME moments that had me screaming (1/?)

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I love when villain characters are like, not doing anything or being reasonable but everyone is still Suspicious of them. I'm specifically thinking of a scene from season 2 of ouat where rumplestiltskin was like 'hey I figured henry is having nightmares after the sleeping curse, here's something to help with that' and david is all 'and WHAT do you want huh. magic always comes with a price. what is your plan WHAT do you want from henry' and rumple was like '🤨well he's 9 so I think we can just call this a freebie?' lmfao

[parlapina]

Straight couples so good that even the gays like them

[chess-blackmyre]

OUAT Spot the Lie: Take Four

In order to keep things fair, the lie will be something that very much did NOT happen. There will be a few things I have to oversimplify for the sake of space (and comedy).

Have fun!

[lamour-est-la-force]

Me: Once Upon a Time season 1 is so cozy and comforting :)

ouat s1: government corruption, a woman almost having to give her baby away against her will, a mine collapsing with a child inside, a girl locked in a mental hospital, arson, homeless children needing to steal to survive, said homeless children almost getting separated in the foster care system, infidelity, drugging and kidnapping, attempted muder, actual murder, a murder trial that has nothing to do with the real actual murder, a man slowly and painfully turning into wood, etc.

[oautincorrectquotes]

David: Would you please help me with this? I’ll owe you.

Rumple: You don’t have anything I want.

David: No, but I bet there’s a lot of things you want me to stop doing.

Rumple: …

Rumple: Touché.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

ouat text posts: regina (pt. 6)

[yellowbugifs]

You think I'm interested in Hook? Emma, I'm a married man.

[ginny-weasley-is-the-best]

That is the worst CGI Medusa I’ve ever seen but it was in the 2000s so I’ll accept it. But why did the sword break tho ? oh so they’re going with the Perseus method.

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Oooh he's upping the stakes and telling MM he chooses her.