#dee dot jones

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First radio play for Pieuvre, on Awwww Man, in Prague!

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Photos by gnodsgn

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Dee Dot Jones

Oakland, California

[briannajones]

[SAMANTHA LOGAN, F, SHE/HER] who’s that? oh it’s {BRIANNA “BRI” JONES}. i hear they’re {SIXTEEN} and a {JUNIOR} at {WMHS}, and are part of {ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT TA, VOLLEYBALL}. they’re known to be {AGREEABLE, RESILIENT} and {UNSURE, DISSATISFIED}. some people say they remind them of {A CLIPBOARD IN HAND, WALKING ON CRUTCHES, JOYFUL FAMILY DINNERS, UNANSWERED PRAYERS, AND IMMEASURABLE FRUSTRATION }. only one way to find out! [syd]

basics

Full Name: Brianna Dee Jones Nicknames: Bri, Broanna, BJ Birthday: May 4th Age: 16 Place of Birth: Lima, Ohio Sexuality: Heterosexual Education: High School Junior Activities: Volleyball (formerly), Athletic Department TA

astrology

Sun: Taurus Moon: Aries Rising: Pisces

likes/dislikes

Likes: summer days, cute hydroflasks, cacti, baking, family game night. Dislikes: crutches, the nickname “bj”, physical therapy, cold colors.

tl;dr bio

Bri Jones was set to be Volleyball Captain her senior year of high school, but tearing her ACL early on in her junior year season has left that goal far out of sight. While she’s still in recovery, she’s ready to make a full comeback for her senior year. In the mean time, her Uncle Sam has set her up as a “Teacher’s Assistant” for the Athletic Department to give her something to do in the mean time. With this newfound role in Mckinley’s walls and her agreeable disposition, Bri has found herself stuck as “one of the boys.” Beyond wanting to be fully healed, she also wouldn’t mind being seen as a girl.

bio

On a bright and sunny saturday in May, a very pregnant Mercedes Evans wheeled down the halls of Lima Memorial Hospital, husband and son in tow, to go meet the newest edition of the Jones-Evans clan, little Brianna Dee. Despite being older than Mercedes, Devon put his career before his family, and allowed himself to become an established Pastor before him and his wife, Angela, chose to have children. Once that choice was made, it was like within the blink of an eye, Devon and Angela’s only daughter was born at three pm on the dot. Brianna was a perfect child from birth. Like most babies, she cried when she met the cool sting of the world, but once she was placed in her mother’s arms, Bri hardly fussed. She just laid there and slept like an angel. Oddly enough, this type of passive behavior would stick with her from there on out.

Growing up, Bri was always close with her cousins and their family. Weekly family dinners were tradition and she loved getting to go to school with Cam and Jaz. She loved playing with them, going to their house, and spending time with the Evans’ as a whole. Whether it be the loving advice she got from her Aunt Mercedes to stand up for herself, or from her Uncle Sam on how to throw a football better, it was like she had all sorts of adults and friends around to teach her about the world she was living in.

Devon might have been a Pastor, but the older Bri got, the less faith she found. Sure, she grew up going to mass every Sunday, and being heavily involved within the church, but it isn’t something she wholeheartedly is passionate about like her father. Similarly, she doesn’t hate her Father’s profession. She still helps out at the Church and tries to keep the Jones name clean. Even with these reservations, Bri loves and admires her Father too much to raise her questions and cause issues. Instead, she plays her part happily as preacher’s daughter. Just like Bri always went to services with her father, Bri had always been an athlete. At a time, she wanted to be a singer like her Aunt, but with little to no musical talent, she fell in love with sports. And eventually Volleyball.

Reaching high school, Bri found quick success in Volleyball and was fast to make her sport her whole life. Despite being an underclassmen, she was one of the better girls on the team, and there were even talks of her getting to a point where she could be Captain Senior year. She bonded with the girls on the team and with middling popularity, athletic ability, and a noncontroversial tongue, she was usually safe from some of the brutal slushying that went on behind Mckinley’s walls. Bri has never tried to make a lot of friends, but with her sense of self relying on what others anticipate her being, she’ll often serve as a yes man to whoever she’s speaking with. While some might find this to be a problem, Bri figures, what else is adolescence first if not self discovery?

For the first half of her athletic career, she maintained the routine of play volleyball, get good grades, train, go to church with Dad, and repeat. That was until at the beginning of the 2040 Volleyball season, Bri wound up tearing her ACL. This meant she’d be out for a minimum of three months, which meant no volleyball for the year. Bri was devastated. Humiliated. Frustrated. She felt helpless and downtrodden for the first chunk of her injury. Her Father’s solution was naturally to assure this was part of God’s plan, and she just had to pray for a swift and full recovery. But no matter what Bri did, it seemed she couldn’t pray hard enough. This only worsened her defeated mood. When she returned to school, luckily, her Uncle Sam had a plan to help her turn the beat around.

With ties in the athletic department, he set his niece up as “Teacher’s Assistant to the Athletic Department.” which really has just been proven to be a fancy way to say glorified sports team manager. Oddly enough, Bri doesn’t mind the responsibility. In fact, it gives her a sense of purpose. Turns out sitting on the bench for the latter half of football season wound her up with a whole team of guys to supplement the friends who hadn’t even checked in on her after her injury wasn’t half bad! Now she manages multiple sports teams, and is just happy to be involved. While it’s a touch lost on her how she wound up accepted into the jock-guy circle, she rather enjoys it, BJ and Broanna name calling and all. Some have suggested it’s due to her affinity to just agree with and validate whatever, but that couldn’t possibly be the only reason.

 Regardless, Bri is happy to have found this new sense of community while she works on recovering and preparing for the next season of volleyball. Though lately, she’s begun to wonder, is it entirely worth it to be looked at as one of the boys?

[thechoir-roomhq]

WELCOME TO THE CHOIR ROOM, BRIANNA JONES (samantha logan fc),

here is your SCHEDULE! you have twenty-four hours to turn in your account and post an intro. good luck and have fun with the semester!

[SAMANTHA LOGAN, F, SHE/HER]who’s that? oh it’s {BRIANNA “BRI” JONES}. i hear they’re {SIXTEEN} and a {JUNIOR} at {WMHS}, and are part of {ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT TA, VOLLEYBALL}. they’re known to be {AGREEABLE, RESILIENT} and {UNSURE, DISSATISFIED}. some people say they remind them of {A CLIPBOARD IN HAND, WALKING ON CRUTCHES, JOYFUL FAMILY DINNERS, UNANSWERED PRAYERS, AND IMMEASURABLE FRUSTRATION }. only one way to find out! [syd]

PLEASE LIST AT LEAST THREE DETAILED HEADCANONS BELOW

On a bright and sunny saturday in May, a very pregnant Mercedes Evans wheeled down the halls of Lima Memorial Hospital, husband and son in tow, to go meet the newest edition of the Jones-Evans clan, little Brianna Dee. Despite being older than Mercedes, Devon put his career before his family, and allowed himself to become an established Pastor before him and his wife, Angela, chose to have children. Once that choice was made, it was like within the blink of an eye, Devon and Angela’s only daughter was born at three pm on the dot. Brianna was a perfect child from birth. Like most babies, she cried when she met the cool sting of the world, but once she was placed in her mother’s arms, Bri hardly fussed. She just laid there and slept like an angel. Oddly enough, this type of passive behavior would stick with her from there on out.  

Reaching high school, Bri found quick success in Volleyball and was fast to make her sport her whole life. Despite being an underclassmen, she was one of the better girls on the team, and there were even talks of her getting to a point where she could be Captain Senior year. She bonded with the girls on the team and with middling popularity, athletic ability, and a noncontroversial tongue, she was usually safe from some of the brutal slushying that went on behind Mckinley’s walls. Bri has never tried to make a lot of friends, but with her sense of self relying on what others anticipate her being, she’ll often serve as a yes man to whoever she’s speaking with. While some might find this to be a problem, Bri figures, what else is adolescence first if not self discovery?

For the first half of her athletic career, she maintained the routine of play volleyball, get good grades, train, go to church with Dad, and repeat. That was until at the beginning of the 2040 Volleyball season, Bri wound up tearing her ACL. This meant she’d be out for a minimum of three months, which meant no volleyball for the year. Bri was devastated. Humiliated. Frustrated. She felt helpless and downtrodden for the first chunk of her injury. Her Father’s solution was naturally to assure this was part of God’s plan, and she just had to pray for a swift and full recovery. But no matter what Bri did, it seemed she couldn’t pray hard enough. This only worsened her defeated mood. When she returned to school, luckily, her Uncle Sam had a plan to help her turn the beat around. With ties in the athletic department, he set his niece up as “Teacher’s Assistant to the Athletic Department.” which really has just been proven to be a fancy way to say glorified sports team manager. Oddly enough, Bri doesn’t mind the responsibility. In fact, it gives her a sense of purpose. Turns out sitting on the bench for the latter half of football season wound her up with a whole team of guys to supplement the friends who hadn’t even checked in on her after her injury wasn’t half bad! Now she manages multiple sports teams, and is just happy to be involved. 

[nemesisbinxartifactseries]

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J. Edgar Hoover's Tie

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J.M. Barrie’s Swiss Trychels

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The Japanese Nightingale

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Jar of Sand

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Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin's Bubble Pipe

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Jeanne Villepreux-Power's Aquarium

Jeannette Piccard's Sandbag

Jeff Dunham's First Ventriloquist Box

Jefferson Davis' Boots

Jefferson Randolph Smith's Soap Bar

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Jet Engine from the Gimli Glider

Jet Glass Cicada Button

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Jim Davis' Pet Carrier

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Jingle Harness

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John Philip Sousa's Sousaphone

John Rambo's Composite Bow

John Rykener's Ring

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John Tunstall's Horse Saddle

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Jonestown Water Cooler

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Jōsei Toda’s Gohonzon Butsudan

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Joseph Fourier's Pocket Knife

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Joseph Merrick's Hood

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Joseph Polchinski’s Billiard Ball

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Joseph Stalin's Sleep Mask *

Joseph Swan's Electric Light

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Joseph Vacher's Dog Skull

Joseph Valachi's '58 Chevrolet Impala

Josephus' Papyrus

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Jost Burgi's Armillary Sphere *

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Julia Child's Whisk

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Julius Asclepiodotus’ Shield Boss

Julius Caesar's Wreath

Julius Wilbrand's Lab Coat Buttons *

Jumanji

Jumper Cables

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Jure Sterk's Ballpoint Pen

Jürgen Wattenberg's Leather Provision Bag

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Justinian I's Chariot Wheel

Justin O. Schmidt's Wasp Mask

Justus von Liebig's Fertilizer Sack

Justus von Liebig's Mirror

[kynky]

STRICTLY BASS. AUGUST 2018.

Tracklisting

6 Years – OddKidOut

11PM – LICK, CUBED

40hz – Distinct Motive

62 Shots – SUB-human, Ali Belmont

Alarm - Signal Remix – Lookas, Krewella, Signal

Animalz - Four Horsemen – Ivory, Ecraze, Graphyt, SampliFire

Arrival – PEEKABOO

Attention – Yellow Claw, Chace, Kalibwoy

BAD – FelMax, Sam Lamar, Boogie T

Bad Thang Ft. Splitbreed - Bandlez Remix – Barely Alive, SPLITBREED, Bandlez

Bangin' – Crizzly, Carbin

Board Game – Koven

Bounce – Trinergy

Break You Down – Duke & Jones

Briddim Bomb – Wooli, Kompany

Bring It Back – Tisoki

Burnt Oak – Cimm

By My Side – Modestep, Virtual Riot, Barely Alive

BZZRK – SVDDEN DEATH, AFK

C5 – Ishan Sound, Hodge

Call to Arms – Flux Pavilion, Meaux Green

Choppa – Hi I'm Ghost

Choppaz – Space Laces, Getter

Cleansing – Noisia, Former

Confused – Sumthin Sumthin, JAWNZA

Covered in Roses - Bare Remix – Mark The Beast, Akylla, Bare

Creepshow – Mantis

Cthulhu – ill.gates, Mr. Bill, Goopsteppa, Fruitbat, Blockboii

Deploy – Joker

Dhalsim Dub – Asmara

Equinox – Redlight

Exodus – Delta Heavy

The Fallen – Dogma, ELEVATD

Falling – Trivecta, Wooli

Fear – Jakes

Flight – Synergy Sound

Freak Show – Truth, Stylust, Youngsta

Fumar Mata – ZIGŸ

Fuse – Prismatic, Tetrix Bass

Geisha (The Tokyo VIP) – Ghastly

Get High on U – Freestylers, Deekline

Give It Time - Oliverse Remix – JVST SAY YES, Torro Torro, Oliverse

Guess Again - Preditah Remix – Plan B, Preditah

H8-Bit – p0gman

Hold Me Back - Trampa Remix – Eptic, Trampa

Hoods Up – Levit∆te, DJ Ride

HXD – Little Snake

The Imperial March - Pegboard Nerds Remix – Celldweller, Pegboard Nerds

In the Night – Muzzy, Sullivan King

The Island, Pt. 1 (Dawn) - Skrillex Remix – Pendulum, Skrillex

Isolated – Panda Eyes

Kira – Xaatu

LICK OFF – Jaguar Skills, Shakes

Loomin US – Org Chart

Man Eating Lizard Dragon - Original Mix – Jade

Manumission – Sylvere

Marching Orders – Joker, Footsie

Mercy feat. The Arcturians – LeKtriQue, The Arcturians

The Mob – RIOT

The Morning – Alex Lustig, Anjulie

Motherfuckers – Jauz, Snails

MVP - NGHTMRE Remix – Flosstradamus, NGHTMRE, Smokepurpp

Mysteriez – Thelem

Necessity – Policy

Next World - ZEKE BEATS Remix – KRANE, QUIX, ZEKE BEATS

NINJAMAN – Jaguar Skills, Spookz

On God – MineSweepa

On Your Mind – Conrank

One Kiss - Jauz Remix – Calvin Harris, Dua Lipa, Jauz

Polka Dot – Joker

Pop Like – Gentlemens Club, Holly

Rattlesnake – Teminite, Evilwave

Revelation – Dr. Fresch, BIJOU, Denzel Curry

Ridin' – Eliminate, Nato Feelz

Rising Sun – KJ Sawka, Noya

Ruff 2018 – Cookie Monsta, Tima Dee

Sealed Misery – Code:Pandorum

Shake the Ground – Kill The Noise, Snails, Sullivan King, Jonah Kay

She's a Killer – Justin Oh

Smokescreen – Chime

Snake Bite - VIP – Eliminate

Sneaky Plans & Clever Tricks – Blanke

Somebody Scream – Doctor P

Sonder – Raal, BQVST

Spread Like – Oddprophet, Ecraze

State Of Emergency – PhaseOne, YOOKiE

Summer – Modestep

Take It Up - Not Your Dope Remix – Wilkinson, Sub Focus, Not Your Dope

Tell Me – Marshmello

Tesla – Vorso

Those Eyes - Petey Clicks Remix – P-Lask, NIVL, Petey Clicks

Torque – Space Laces

Twisted – KTRL

Under Control - Bisweed Remix – Bukez Finezt, Bisweed

Unearth – At Dawn We Rage

The Wave - Crossnaders Remix – R3HAB, Lia Marie Johnson, Crossnaders

What – FireParty

Wicked – Bear Grillz, Sullivan King

Yeah – Decap

Yim Yam – Doctor P 

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Sorry @cas-is-a-hunter​ I accidentally deleted the post, thank god for google docs

Well Quindlen, Quinndiana Jones, buddy, chum, pal your literally all my asks almost all the time thank you ily

This is for my and @itzshira‘s superhero au so they did help me tysm bean, bless

20 head cannons per character because all would be to much (200 in all)

And I will only be doing the ships in a separate post because I can

Roman

A tall boi at around 6’1, tallest boi

High school jock? High school theater nerd? Practices fencing in high school? Yes!

Flirty boi, and will look up at you with a wink well kissing your hand

Quality gentleman but will talk about himself a bit to much on the first date

His tongue pokes out slightly well he is working on stories or reading scripts

Plays the guitar

Quick to anger but will feel bad after, potentially spoiling their boyfriend after they fight unless he knows he's right or is still mad

Has a big family and is the oldest sibling, his siblings steal his Disney stuff and a dog named Princess

His eyes are brownish red but look red in curtain lighting

He and Remy have sleepovers where they will go to the mall spend like $200 and come home with a fashion show for the other

Over protective, but not in a bad way, yes yes there is a bad way (checking of texts and stuff that can make the other uncomfortable are the bad way)

Has made a comic but doesn't show anyone because he is scared of their reaction

“this is my lap now I have claimed it as a seat, best throne in the house”

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Dance Dance Revolution, Uno, and Battleship

Tends to look up well thinking, leaning back on his heels as he does

Will overwork himself but not as often due to his beauty sleep schedule

Usually will tease and joke but is good as ‘reading the room’ and will become serious if need be

An overthinking child, but usually only when they are stressed

He will talk out his feelings but will sometimes hide things he thinks he can handle or are insecure about

VERY gushy about any crush he has “you'll see I'm their prince charming” and stuff like that

Virgil

Another tall boi at around 5’10, second tallest boi even if he slouches

His hoodie is oversized and baggy but it looks great

Sleep? No scrolling through tumblr for hours, same amount of nightmares, but those I can scroll past

His dad is bi and he the two live with his step dad and step brother Thomas

Fight or Flight? Leans more towards Fight

Has a little shadow wolf pup named Fang

Just moved here this year

Has quiet anger, going silent with everyone especially the person he is mad at.

When Virgil found out he had a crushed he probably (hopefully lightly) banged his head in a wall then face planted on his bed yelling "Ahhhhh" into it for knows how long

If anyone asked if he had a crush, even if they didn't specify the crush's name, he'd get defensive and refuse. Though you could probably tell he was lying

He is very bad at opening up to others, he does try but it's hard

Bites his fingernails, to be more specific his right thumbs nail

Walks to and from school with Roman, having usually playful arguments on the way

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Fallout 4, Mafia, and Connect Four

Plays the piano and has learned half of his playlist on it as well as meme music

Roman has entered into his house when it was dark forgetting about a sleepover, just to walk in hearing Virgil playing horror music, or megalovania

But he is also teaching Patton how to play piano, they just started though

His playlist is larger than Roman's ego

Has gotten in a debate with Logan about crocs, no one left happy

Yes yes he does have his pet spider we love her, her name is Luna

Logan

Kinda tall boi at around 5’6, one things for sure, his stance is straighter than he is

Nervous glasses and tie adjusting

Used to be homeschooled

Someone please get this boy a more understanding mother, please our boy needs to understand that he isn't a failed and can relax

Gets really confused when it comes to emotions that aren't an everyday occurrence

Will stay up for days on end rewriting his paper, his cat doesn't help

The oldest in the group, and will use that to get the others to listen to him

Has an older brother who moved out right when he was 18, cutting off all communication with the family

Don't lie to him, he can literally read your thoughts

Nearsighted

Was in debate but almost got kicked out for yelling falsehood to much, so he uses the extra time to hang out with friends

He doesn't like to be held, most of the time at least, he does have his moments

When he has a crush he doesn't realise it and will question himself wait why did I share my crofters sandwich with him? Sure he didn't have a lunch but my crofters

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Portal, Solitaire, and Risk

His selfview gets shattered by a douche named Richard (thank you Shira for the fitting name)

His dad works at home and is usually in his office

Well if one thing is for sure, Logan doesn't handle being upset very well, just don't get them silently mad

He has a hard time passing at classes and when he finally did traded it out for college courses

The smart boi will strategies things, but if one thing goes wrong he will have a very hard time functioning

Rarely flirts but can't take a flirt at all, unless they are mad then don't try but Logan.exe crashing is easy when he is relaxing

Patton

Smolest boi at around 5'1, he loves his height because he loves the tall slouched hugs of his friends.

Commonly wears oversized sweaters and shorts rather than a cardigan and sweater tied around his shoulders

This child is great at sewing, and made the other beans costumes using Roman and Remy's designs

Parents are usually on business trips and rarely home

Also still believes in Santa because “how would gifts get here if my parents aren't here for Christmas” thank you Roman

Has a pet hamster named Mr. Squeakers the first name is Sammy

Patton is more supportive than protective, though when he feels he needs to will block an attack or stand in the middle of a fight (which is more often than not)

He likes to be picked up, and really doesn't care by who most times

Probably has glitter or marker somewhere on him at all times

Farsighted

A cuddler, especially when he is tired, he will cuddle up to one of his friends or a doll and fall asleep

He can bake but not cook, don't let him cook

His hair is a curly mess no matter how much he brushes it

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Animal Crossing, Go Fish, and Candy Land

He does have his cat hoodie but he usually wears it one or two days a week and as pajamas until he can or remembers to get it washed for school again

He was in gymnastics and is a very flexible child

Him and Roman were childhood friends

Will play connect the dots with the freckles on his arm when he's bored

Spends most of his day out of the house doing nothing in particular

When he realizes he has a crush is usually quickly after he gets one and his face goes pure red but he's happy about it

Deceit

Kinda tall boi at around 5'8

A very sarcastic child, usually when he is lying

This bean has vitiligo and it is mostly where his scales would be

Heterochromia as well, one green and one brown eye

Will confusedly shake gifts before opening them if he randomly received them

Has played a game of patty cake in a closet, probably the strangest experience he's had but he enjoyed it

Uses his magic to cheat on tests

Will poke out his tongue when annoyed

Upset Dee is not a Dee you want to deal with they can be very hostile unless they like you

Wears at least two bracelets everyday

An ace boi who we love

He loves his hat, his hat was a gift from his parents and he rarely takes it off

Literally changed some of his wardrobe to match said hat

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Skyrim, Town Of Salem, Jenga

First to learn to drive

He plays the flute, and loves to play simple yet pretty melodies on it

He doesn't like parties but he won't say no if invited, though he usually stays near his friend or where there is the least amount of people

Will sometimes steal something small at parties

He has a pet garden snake named Luka, Luka is a good danger noodle who likes to chill in pockets

Usually wears colored contacts to school to hide his different eye colors

Emilie

Second shortest boi at around 5’3, and he hates his height wanting to be taller

Talking to himself during movies and shows? Yes

A nervous flirter most times but we stan

A lot stronger then he looks, and his sweaters don't help lol

He has a defensive anger and will argue easier when mad, or give them questions to make them shut up so he can leave

Will hide out by himself when mad or nervous as well

An easily jealous bean but we still love him

He loves to cook and is a good cook

Has more sweaters then I have friends

Just barely bad enough nearsightedness to make it so he needs glasses

He used to have fake glasses though now he hates his real ones

Plays the violin and learned the Steven Universe songs

Is a lucky bean, gets a TV in his room

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Kingdom Of Hearts, Exploding Kittens, and Mancala

Holding hands and hugs are a given

Has little action figures and dolls around his room

Bold of you to assume he doesn't have way to many onesies for one person

Shops at hot topic for the fandom merch, but brings Remy because they enjoy everything there

Has a few posters scattered around his room but they are the cloth ones

He is very quick to self blame for instances and think “maybe if I did this-”

Remy

A medium height child at around 5'5, wears five inch heels to add on

Wears crop tops most often but idk where I got that idea from

Doesn't sleep and binge watches cartoons a lot

Addicted to coffee, and will shake without it after a while

Has and will just insult someone who is throwing punches at them and insult said person rather than actually fight in some cases

Their hair is a mess most of the time due to sleeping in and not having time to fix it

They live with their dad, their mom walked out on the family when they were five

They have Aniridia, and are almost always seen wearing sunglasses and watching shows for long periods of time can and is difficult

Has a very hard time opening up about anything, it takes a lot of trust

I guess you could say they've experienced a lot because I don't want to get into it but some of it involves alcohol and parties

Has played seven minutes in heaven once and they ended up literally playing patty cake in the closet because making out wasn't specified

Bold of you to assume they don't have a Scottish Fold, and bold of you to assume her name isn't Belle

Secretly watched all of SU and Adventure Time

Favorite video game, card game, and board game? Mario Kart, Cards Against Humanity, and Blokus

Their eyes have a gold ring around where the pupils should be when they use their magic canceling ability

Will either sleep for a whole day or not sleep for weeks

Has two leather jackets but most commonly wears their more warm out one rather than the newer one

Is the kid who pulled the fire alarm in elementary school

They are really good at rollerblading/ice skating

They ran out of coffee once after almost a week of no sleep and just shut down completely in class

Remilie

They will carry each other, even if Remy is taller, Picani is stronger and Remy is lighter than they seem.

Cuddles on the couch watching SU after making or buying brownies, depends on how lazy they are that day

Remy doesn’t know weather to be amused or annoyed with how people get so confused on the relationship

If they were to propose they would both have a ring ready on the date but Emilie would manage to get it out first, and Remy would just sit there in a excited shock as they pull out the ring they were gonna use

Sharing clothes is common between the two, even if their styles are completely different

The first time Remy took off their heels next to Picani he made a short joke, even if he’s shorter

Emilie will sometimes gain the confidence to flirt without being embarrassed which causes Remy to be even more flushed (less aww but more holy crap)

Remy rarely swears in front of Picani, it just doesn’t feel right to them

Picani keeps their house lights dim when ever Remy comes over so they can keep their sunglasses off

“Remy..? What are you doing..?” “mixing five hour energy, redbull and coffee” concerned Picani noises

Remy will sometimes bring their cat to Picani’s house without telling him beforehand, just because “I didn’t want Belle to be home alone”

Picani got rid of his coffee maker to try to help Remy stop drinking coffee

Remy still manages to somehow get coffee without leaving his house

Picani and Remy make small deals to slowly help the other with their insecurities “I’ll let you borrow my jacket if you can at least try to complement yourself more”

They really don’t fight until one can’t bottle it up anymore and the other impulsively responds

Remy jumping towards Picani not realising he had a drink and him dropping his tea just to catch them

Picani does need some help reaching the higher shelves where Remy will just climb onto the counter

Picani doesn’t want to push Remy to talk and Remy rarely wants to say what’s wrong or something that has happened

Picani is usually the first to initiate a hug, where Remy is usually the first to hold his hand

The insecurities of one is ome of the things that the other loves most about them (Remy’s pure black eyes and Emilie’s talking to themself during movies)

Logince

Forehead touching, and a soft kisses? Yss

One of them will usually give the other random facts of the day

“a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet-” “the rose was the theater next to the Shakespearean theater and it had a sewage problem causing it to stink that was made to mock it” “Logan why-?”

Star gazing on cool summer nights with a warm blanket in a hammock

Roman is really bad with roller coaster drops and will cling onto Logan

Roman is the type of boyfriend who will steal the fries from your plate

Logan enjoys Roman’s random bursts of inspiration where he will excitedly talk about ideas for an hour

Taking dance lessons together

Neither of them will let the other touch their hair unless they are tired enough

Small play tickle fights were Roman will sometimes purposely let Logan win

Roman does try to carry Logan it usually doesn’t end in his favor

The two do tend to fight, as all relationships do, but afterwards they will silently talk it out on the couch until they feel better or at least understand it better

Game nights on fridays

They both refuse to give up on a game of monopoly that has taken them two years so far

Roman will never admit it but he will play D&D with Logan

Watching Doctor who on the couch cuddling with a bowl of popcorn in between them? Definitely

Roman was the first person to see Logan cry, and Logan would be one of the first people who get Roman to talk about his insecurities

Roman is a flirty boi Logan.exe crashing is common (idk why I phrased it like this)

Debates on who's magic is stronger, it ends in more of a tie because neither of them will choose themself

Gentally cuffing the other ones face when they are upset so they would look at them? Yep

Moxiety

Virgil gives Patton piggy back rides

Patton tries to give Virgil piggy back rides but it doesn't work out to well

They have a movie night once a week, one gets to choose the movie every other week

Patton gives Virgil a lot of gifts but will feel bad at times when Virgil gives him gifts because “I have nothing to give you in return”

They will doodle on each other, sometimes just sit there for hours silently drawing on one another

Virgil will sometimes bake with Patton, learning a few cookie recipes from doing so

“okay I'm not letting you cook you usually end up burning yourself, I got this”

Playing with eachothers hair, messing it up and sometimes fixing it

Dancing with each other in the living room when no one else is there

The best hang out moments is when it's raining and they are sitting inside with hot chocolate

Virgil is more protective over Patton, because he knows Patton isn't one to fight people

Patton will sometimes put hair clips in Virgil's hair so he can see both of Virgil's eyes

Hugs are very common unless Virgil states he isn't in the mood to have a hug

Patton found out Virgil was being bullied and refused to leave his side at school even if it means being a bit late to class

“I won't leave your side not tell you won't get hurt and until you love yourself, even then I'm here to stay”

Neither of them really flirt but they do make crappy puns to see the other laugh

Patton borrows Virgil's hoodies and has a few overly sized hoodies in case Virgil wants to borrow them

Patton's ability let's him know when Virgil is upset so he will help Virgil as much as he can to feel better

Virgil took them to an amusement park on their six month anniversary

At the mall Patton would be shamefully holding Virgil's hand, and vice versa. They go to stores that they've been wanting to go to. It's not much shame it's just the world is still not as accepting as they could be of lgbtq+

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Closer, April 1

Cover: Julia Roberts and Richard Gere of Pretty Woman -- Our Special Bond

Page 1: Contents, What I’ve Learned -- Ashley Judd, Joke of the Week -- Buddy Hackett 

Page 2: Generation Wow -- Polka dots -- Wendie Malick, Judith Light, Amanda Peet, Naomi Watts 

Page 3: Lee Ann Womack, Maya Rudolph, Laura Dern, Shonda Rhimes 

Page 4: Drew Barrymore explains why aging is a luxury 

Page 5: Samuel L. Jackson -- the world’s no. 1 box-office star has no plans to retire, Hugh Jackman tuning up for The Music Man 

Page 6: Elvis Presley -- The King’s bling goes up for sale in England 

Page 7: Hellos & Goodbyes 

Page 8: Picture Perfect -- Kiddie Corner -- Mariah Carey and twins Monroe and Moroccan, Angelina Jolie and kids Knox and Vivienne and Zahara and Shiloh 

Page 9: Giada De Laurentiis and daughter Jade, Helen Mirren and grandson Waylon Hackford 

Page 10: Jenna Fischer and BFF Angela Kinsey, Reese Witherspoon, Sharon Osbourne and Dr. Evan Antin and a snake 

Page 12: Sarah Jessica Parker, Rita Moreno and Busy Philipps and Gloria Calderon Kellett and Justina Machado 

Page 13: Tim Burton, Gabrielle Union 

Page 14: Wayne Brady on Let’s Make a Deal, David Alan Grier and Leslie Jordan 

Page 16: Sandra Dee -- a lifetime of heartbreak 

Page 18: Cover Story -- Richard Gere and Julia Roberts -- nearly 30 years after Pretty Woman brought them together the film’s stars still share a sweet friendship 

Page 20: Randy Travis -- the country music legend battled back after a massive stroke with the help of the woman he loved Mary Davis 

Page 22: Anthony Quinn -- he had a passion for life 

Page 24: Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin -- actresses accused of crossing legal lines to get their kids into college

Page 27: Spot the Difference -- Sean Giambrone on The Goldbergs 

Page 29: Horoscopes -- Aries Shirley Jones 

Page 30: Entertainment -- Woody Harrelson on The Highwaymen, Natalie Morales on Abby’s, In the Spotlight -- Mark Hamill 

Page 32: Movies -- Lupita Nyong’o on Us

Page 33: Marvin Gaye 

Page 34: Television 

Page 36: Great Escape -- Alison Arngrim of Little House on the Prairie on Montrose, California 

Page 39: Food -- Please try a plant-based diet, like this Roast Onion, Beets and Radicchio salad 

Page 40: 5 ways to live longer 

Page 42: Readers Ask -- Quantum Leap was supposed to leap into Magnum, P.I., Marcus Welby, M.D., Whatever happened to the cast of Little House on the Prairie -- Melissa Sue Anderson, Lindsay Greenbush, Melissa Gilbert, Michael Landon, Karen Grassie 

Page 43: Best Day of My Life -- Richard E. Grant 

Page 44: Who Am I? Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston, Sylvester Stallone’s hobby is painting, It Happened This Week 

Page 45: Closer to the Heart 

Page 46: Elizabeth Ashley still going strong at 79 

Page 50: Clark Gregg and Jennifer Grey having the time of their lives 

Page 52: Secrets of The Facts of Life on its 40th anniversary -- Charlotte Rae, Lisa Whelchel, Kim Fields, Nancy McKeon, Mindy Cohn 

Page 54: Carl Reiner -- what I’ve learned at age 97 

Page 56: Ella Fitzgerald and Marilyn Monroe -- inside their surprising friendship 

Page 58: On the Move -- Chris Cuomo

Page 60: The Big Picture -- Jane Fonda and her dad Henry Fonda and Lauren Bacall in 1960 

Page 62: Style -- Wedges -- Martha Stewart 

Page 63: Gene Tierney circa 1950 

Page 64: The style of Salma Hayek 

Page 66: Beauty -- secrets to a sparkling smile -- Sofia Vergara 

Page 68: Best Friends -- Alan Cumming meets the adorable Esther the Wonder Pig 

Page 69: Shania Twain and a horse, Brooke Shields and her dog Pepper, Gary Burghoff saved Private Charles Lamb on M*A*S*H in 1974 

Page 70: My Life in 10 Pictures -- Martin Short 

Page 72: Flashback -- Jaunty fedoras on Frank Sinatra in 1965 and Sam Rockwell now, Grace Jones in 1976 and now

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2019年おすすめ新譜アルバムVol. 10 ：Mikos Da Gawd「Hell Yeah, Brother!」

新譜アルバム紹介Vol. 10です。

今回紹介するのは、ベイのプロデューサーのMikos Da Gawdがリリースした「Hell Yeah, Brother!」です。ジャケットをクリックすると購入先へ飛びます。

Mikos Da Gawdはベイを拠点に活動するプロデューサーです。

14年にSoulectionの人気シリーズ「Soulection White Label」で作品を発表。同年にはAnderson .Paakのアルバム「Venice」収録の「Already」をプロデュースしたほか、自身名義の作品「Caffeine, Vol. 1」も発表し、一部で注目を集めます。以降もSoundcloud上で楽曲発表やBandcampでのリリース、P-LoやRexx Life Rajらのプロデュースなど精力的に活動しています。

ネオソウル的な匂いも漂う上品な質感を活かしつつ、トラップやハウスなども自然に取り入れたサウンドを聴かせるプロデューサーです。

今作はほぼ全曲にラッパーやシンガーを迎えたアルバムです。いくつかの曲では自身でラップも披露しています。ハイファイで丁寧な音作りの中、随所にベイらしさを感じさせる好作に仕上がっています。

1. Bomb Chica Feat. Bruh from Last Night & Elujay

西海岸アングラ的な香りもする、タイトなドラムを使った曲。

クリアなうわものが心地良いレイドバックした空気の中、男臭いBruh from Last NightとスムースなElujayの絡みが楽しめます。Bruh from Last Nightはこの後もたびたび登場し、印象的なラップを残します。

2. 2 Step Feat. Dee Dot Jones

Mikos Da Gawd本人のラップも聴けるトラップ系の曲。

高音で詰め込み系のフロウを聴かせる、Dee Dot Jonesのヴァースに驚かされます。澄んだシンセにダーティなサブベースが絡むビートも良いです。

5. Get Down Feat. Caleborate & Bruh from Last Night

ジャジーなベースとメロウなエレピが効いた曲。

軽快なCaleborateと、ワイルドなBruh from Last Nightの対比が素晴らしい良曲です。Bruh from Last Nightが絶叫系のフロウに切り替え、ビートがトラップ系に変わるところは何回聴いても楽しい展開。今作のハイライトの一つです。

9. $.O.D.U. Feat. Jay Anthony & Wade.08

上品なシンセ使いが光るMikos Da Gawdらしい透明感のある曲。

HBK GangのJay AntことJay Anthonyの奇声にベイを感じます。Wade.08の低音のスキルフルなラップも印象的。

11. Hyphy Feat. Tia NoMore & Bruh from Last Night

Mistah F.A.B.の「Super Sic Wit It」あたりを思わせる、タイトル通りのスカスカなハイフィ。

女性ラッパーのTia NoMoreの下っ足らずなラップがキュートです。Bruh from Last Nightはフックでのチョイ役。

16. Angels Feat. Bruh from Last Night & Tia Nomore

落ち着いた雰囲気のクールな曲。

オートチューンも交えてブチ切れフロウを聴かせる、Bruh from Last Nightのワイルドな魅力が堪能できます。Tia NoMoreの歌も良い味を出しています。

18. Mine Again Feat. Rexx Life Raj & Wade.08

Rexx Life Rajをメインに据えた、暖かくレイドバックした曲。

歌心のあるRexx Life Rajのスタイルともばっちりはまった、ほんのり寂しげな雰囲気も漂う良曲です。Wade.08の声色を使い分けて一人でラップデュオのように聴かせるヴァースもユニーク。

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Behind the Scenes

Sooraj Avakti

[high-fructose-lesbianism]

The 5 Best and 5 Worst songs from 1959’s Billboard Top 100 Singles

The 5 Best Singles

5. Along Came Jones- The Coasters  (#80)

This is a fun, upbeat, catchy song about the narrator watching TV. I’m about that. The narrator’s watching some sort of Western where Jones saves women from horrible fates. The bridge to the chorus are variations of women about to be murdered before Jones saves them. What an excellent concept for a song plus the saxophone is great.

4. Three Stars- Tommy Dee and Carol Kay (#81)

1959 was infamously the year featuring “the day the music died,” which refers to a plane crash that killed Ritchie Valens, The Big Bopper and Buddy Holly. This song plays tribute to it. It basically talks about how talented these three individuals were and how they’re in heaven. Personally, I find it a very sweet and honest tribute. Tommy Dee was not a musician but a disc jockey who released this song weeks after it happened. I don’t think he expected it to chart, he just wanted to pay tribute and I think that’s why the song works. There’s actual personal touches to each tribute. They talk about Buddy Holly’s classic look and how nobody knew him particularly well though his music brought everyone together. Ritchie Valens’ section focuses on how young he was and Tommy Dee does sort of struggle with the fact that he was so young when he died and I think that’s a sad, honest touch. The Big Bopper’s is maybe a little half-assed. It’s pretty clear the writers and performers knew him the least because basically all they said was he was large and talented. Overall, i’m okay with this tribute. It feels genuine as opposed to cynically cashing in on a tragedy.

3. What’d I Say (Parts 1 and 2)- Ray Charles (#50)

More than most songs that charted this year, this song feels like it predicts the future of musical trends. It has a swinging 60′s feel to it. It’s also very danceable. I can see the youth of yesteryear doing the twist and whatever else to this song at a house party. Ray Charles is also of course a great vocalist. He’s got more personality and talent than his bland, white contemporaries. I think you can tell this song is great because there isn’t a white cover of it. Even the professionals back then knew that some cookie-cutter white version of this wouldn’t work

2. I Only Have Eyes For You- The Flamingos (#73)

This is a proper romantic standard. The feeling around this song is great and you just know so many teenagers made out listening to this song. My main problem with so many of songs that charted in this entire decade is that they’re too watered down to properly express the emotion they’re supposed to be singing about. This song avoids that. It sounds properly romantic and longing.

1. Mack the Knife- Bobby Darin (#2)

This song is catchy and about a serial killer. I need nothing else. I seriously want to foxtrot around a dance floor to this song about murder and I don’t even know how to foxtrot. This is a classic of the “oldies” genre that deserves to be remembered 60 years later where so many songs that charted this decade are forgotten. I can’t say that it’s a snapshot of music of the time because it’s much better than its contemporaries. 

The 5 Worst Singles

5. (Seven Little Girls) Sitting in the Back- Paul Evans and the Curls (#100)

 Oh man I hoped this one would make my worst list because I have THOUGHTS. I know that the use of “little girls” was probably not to meant to refer to actual children but aside from the difference in meaning that phrase has 60 years on, I have questions about how seven adult or teenage females could actually fit in a back seat. I dunno, I can’t see this as anything other than seven children “kissing and a’huggin with Fred.” Meanwhile, the narrator drives and complains about how he’s not getting any action only for all seven girls to speak with seven mouths but one voice that he needs to keep his eyes on the road and his mind on his driving. It’s creepy in multiple ways and aside from my taking the lyrics too literally, it doesn’t sound good. The tune is bland and the girl voices they use for the chorus are creepy. 

4. Deck of Cards- Wink Martindale (#71)

This isn’t even a fucking song. It’s Wink Martindale telling a very boring story set to tedious music about how some guy managed to sneak cards into the army by explaining how they relate to the bible. Every single number card, the number of picture cards, the number of dots on a card, the four suits etc is related back to the bible. I respect this guy’s ability to bullshit the army but I didn’t need this as a charting hit. What makes it worse too is that it’s played earnestly. I don’t think you’re supposed to think that this dude is some brilliant liar but actually just a nice, Christian boy who sees god in everything. Oh and plot twist- Wink Martindale was that soldier all along! I have no use for this not-song.

3. Alvin’s Harmonica- David Seville (#48)

Alvin and the Chipmunks can burn in hell. On top of being obnoxious, something I didn’t realize about Alvin and the Chipmunks is that David Seville (or whoever the human voice in this is supposed to be) is basically abusive to Alvin, always yelling at him and singling him out. Alvin’s annoying as fuck but also seems to be a child so it’s rather uncomfortable.

2. Quiet Village- Martin Denny (#18)

This is just really basic, borderline discordant piano music with animal noises in the background. I hate it. There’s no chorus, no bridge, no way of knowing how long the song is. It just meanders from tune to tune and also completely fails to evoke the concept of a quiet village. At least with something like Alvin and the Chipmunks I see the appeal even if I don’t agree. With this song, I just don’t see at all how it became a hit. It’s not even elevator music because it’s too grating to be elevator music. Just fucking awful.

1. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late)- David Seville (#67)

Another fucking chipmunk song with a tune more likely to get stuck in your head AND it’s a Christmas song. Absolutely not. Also that abuse aspect I talked about in the last Chipmunks song? Still very present and with less antics on the track from Alvin, it’s less justified (if it ever was). Like the human guy pays compliments to the other chipmunks and then always critiques or blames Alvin. I don’t like it.

Other Observations on this List

I listened to this list over a year ago so I don’t really remember many songs worth mentioning or trends worth touching on. My bad.  

There’s a song called Baby Talk in which the narrator’s girlfriend only ever apparently speaks in a spew of gibberish which the narrator then translates. Also then, at the end of the song, it’s mentioned that the narrator is 5 and his love interest is 3. A bad concept for a song.

As mentioned before, this year was impacted by the day the music died. I’m so curious as to what music would have been like had that not happened.

Music trends from 1955 to 1959 have hardly changed at all. There’s a steady evolution but the popular genres remained more or less the same through this half decade. That’s very different from the charts in 2005 to 2009 in which multiple trends in music rose and fell within those years.

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Danny Trejo added to the cast of Rob Zombie’s 3 FROM HELL

Like many a horror fan, I have enjoyed Rob Zombie’s Firefly family, who were introduced im 2003’s House of 1000 Corpses and its follow-up, 2005’s The Devil’s Rejects. I was very happy to hear the 3rd film in that series, 3 From Hell was in production with details of its production and casting dropping thick and fast.

In a latest development, it appears Danny Trejo is returning to the fold to star in 3 From Hell. Trejo will be returning as his The Devil’s Rejects character Rondo, one half of The Unholy Two alongside wrestler Diamond Dallas Page who played his cohort, Billy Ray Snapper. The news was broken by director, Zombie via his Instagram on Tuesday morning.

Well kids, Rondo aka @officialdannytrejo is back and ready to get crazy in 3 From Hell. #robzombie #3fromhell #dannytrejo

A post shared by RobZombieofficial (@robzombieofficial) on Apr 3, 2018 at 4:48am PDT

This news follows the recent casting announcements of Clint Howard (Halloween), Dee Wallace (E.T), Austin Stoker (Assault on Precinct 13) , Jeff Daniel Phillips (Halloween 2), Dot-Marie Jones (Boondock Saints), Daniel Roebuck (The Devils Rejects) and David Ury (31). These cast members will be joining the returning trio of Bill Moseley, Sid Haig and Sheri Moon-Zombie reprising their roles of Otis, Captain Spaulding and Baby Firefly respectively.

A sequel to The Devils Rejects, 3 From Hell is set to see the Firefly family return from the dead after perishing in a hail of bullets at the close of the last film. How is this going to occur? That remains to be seen but knowing Rob Zombie, it’s going to be a unique, violent and bloody vision only the great man himself could make happen.

3 From Hell is currently in production with no release date scheduled as of yet but most likely making an appearance toward the end of 2018 or beginning of 2019.

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My favorite track off of my cousin’s EP!! Go check the whole thing out for her.

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Novelty Songs and Unusual Music

Monster Mash by Bobby (Boris) Pickett The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen Wooly Bully by Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs You Turn Me On by Ian Whitcomb King Tut by Steve Martin Earache My Eye by Cheech & Chong Convoy by C.W. McCall My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry Paranoimia by Art of Noise Yakety Yak by The Coasters Alley Oop by The Hollywood Argyles Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce Valley Girl by Frank Zappa A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash Hot Rod Lincoln by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen Rubber Biscuit by The Blues Brothers Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini by Bryan Hyland Eat It by Weird Al Yankovic In The Year 2525 by Zager & Evans They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha by Napoleon XIV Lil' Red Riding Hood by Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs Snoopy vs. The Red Baron by The Royal Guardsmen The Return of the Red Baron by The Royal Guardsmen Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out) by The Hombres Along Came Jones by The Coasters Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog The Streak by Ray Stevens Witch Doctor by David Seville Axel F by Crazy Frog Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor by Lonnie Donegan Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band by Meco The Time Warp by The Rocky Horror Picture Show Original Cast Clap For the Wolfman by The Guess Who My Girl, Bill by Jin Stafford Curley Shuffle by Jump n' the Saddle Why Don't We Get Drunk by Jimmy Buffett Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Rolf Harris Shaving Cream by Benny Bell The Name Game by Shirley Ellis Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Allen Sherman Bertha Butt Boogie by Jimmy Castor Bunch 19 by Paul Hardcastle White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic Cause I'm a Blonde by Julie Brown Transfusion by Nervous Norvus Rappin' Rodney by Rodney Dangerfield Charlie Brown by The Coasters Pac-Man Fever by Buckner & Garcia Mr. Custer by Larry Verne Guitarzan by Ray Stevens Open the Door, Richard by Dusty Fletcher I Don't Want To Get Drafted by Frank Zappa Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce Telephone Man by Meri Wilson Clones (We're All) by Alice Cooper Wildwood Weed by Jim Stafford The Eggplant That Ate Chicago by Dr. West's Medicine Show and Junk Band Unicorn by The Irish Rovers Leader of the Laundromat by The Detergents Ahab the Arab by Ray Stevens Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles On Top of Spaghetti by Tom Glazer & The Do Re Mi Childrens Choir My Bologna by Weird Al Yankovic Ding Dong The Witch is Dead by The Fifth Estate Mr. Jaws by Dickie Goodman Harry the Hairy Ape by Ray Stevens Troglodyte (Cave Man) by Jimmy Castor Bunch) Dead Skunk by Loudon Wainwright III Dancin' Fool by Frank Zappa Banned In The USA by Luke featuring 2 Live Crew Born In East L.A. by Cheech & Chong Framed by Cheech & Chong The Flying Saucer (Pts 1 and 2) by Buchanan & Goodman Bloat On by The Bloaters The Americans by Gordon Sinclair Star Trekkin' by The Firm I Saw Elvis In a UFO by Ray Stevens Beep Beep by The Playmates The Mississippi Squirrel Revival by Ray Stevens Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim Highly Illogical by Leonard Nimoy Energy Crisis '74 by Dickie Goodman Stranded In The Jungle by The Cadets Disco Sucks by Chuck Wagon & The Wheels Don't Eat the Yellow Snow by Frank Zappa One Piece At a Time by Johnny Cash Like a Surgeon by Weird Al Yankovic Barbie Girl by Aqua Disco Duck by Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots Cold Dead Hand by Jim Carrey

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Finding Neverland

10/22/17 - National Tour in Indianapolis, IN (E)

Billy Harrigan Tighe (J.M. Barrie), Christine Dwyer (Sylvia Llewelyn Davies), Matt Wolpe (u/s Charles Froman/Captain James Hook), Karen Murphy (Mrs. Du Maurier), Caitlyn Caughell (u/s Mary Barrie), Turner Birthisel (Peter), Colin Wheeler (George), Wyatt Cirbus (Jack), Tyler Patrick Hennessy (Michael) Melissa Hunter McCann (Miss Jones), Matthew Quinn (Mr. Cromer), Dee Tomasetta (Peter Pan), Adrianne Chu (Wendy), Will Ray (Acting Troupe Hook), Noah Plomgren (Lord Cannan), Corey Rives (Albert), Thomas Miller (Elliot), Dwelvan David (Mr. Henshaw), Victoria Houston-Elem (Miss Bassett), Sammy (Porthos).Note: Christine Dwyer's final performance.

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