#defo not gary...

[c-ossi-craft]

Silly little sketches from my favorite childhood game, that I'm obsessing over again

[futrey]

incorrect techdiff quotes, cause i never quit, i just didn't say shit

Tom: Gary, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it? Gary: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

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Matt: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Chris: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Gary: I told Matt that their ears turn red when they lie. Tom: Do they? Gary: No. Tom: Then why did you tell them that? Gary: Because I can do this: Hey Matt! Do you love us? Matt, with their hands over their ears: No.

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Gary: I need a long word. Matt: T-rex but the long one.

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Tom: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Gary: ... Gary: What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Matt: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Chris: Yeah- Gary: *kicks in the door*

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Tom: Let’s not Gary this into a worse situation than it already is. Gary: Did you just use my name as a verb?

[zaiinab]

woke up to more harry on the big footy accs

[cathymee]

why does showtime have random episodes where they just make as much mj references as they can

[louisupdates]

Louis Tomlinson has said it's a 'dream come true' as he prepares to return to a Manchester event for the first time in nine years.

The former One Direction member has been in the city for a number of gigs in recent years as a solo act, including his gig at the AO Arena, on November 11, 2023.

With the first details of Soccer Aid being released on Tuesday March 11), it was announced that Louis is returning to the match eight years after his original appearance in 2016.

Louis' last Soccer Aid apperance, held in Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium, saw him part of an England team that beat the Rest of The World 3-2. One highlight of the event, saw Louis shush his former bandmate Niall Horan from the sidelines after England took the lead.

The 33-year-old will be taking part in the 2025 edition of Soccer Aid, set to be held at Old Trafford, Manchester, on Father's Day, Sunday, June 15.

Speaking about the game, Louis said: "Manchester! It's about ten years since I last turned out for Soccer Aid, so I thought it was about time I returned to the pitch. As everyone knows, I am a massive football fan so playing with some legends of the game is a dream come true.

"Wayne Rooney with Tyson Fury in the manager’s seat – it’s gonna be a good one! It’s all for an amazing cause: UNICEF. Please buy your tickets and support the incredible work they do.”

Louis will be co-managed by the unlikely duo of Tyson Fury and former Man United player Wayne Rooney, who is also coming out of retirement to play.

Wayne said: “I enjoyed the last time I was involved at Soccer Aid so much that when the call came for the 2025 match it was a really easy decision! I’m a big boxing fan, so to do it alongside Tyson Fury is fantastic. It really sums up how brilliant Soccer Aid is. We have this in common: we’ll both be taking it incredibly seriously!

"Obviously it’s great to lace-up the old boots again – and see some old friends – but the cause is the real reason we are doing this. UNICEF needs our help. So, I promise we’ll put on a show for you this June if you buy your tickets to help raise money for UNICEF and for children around the world.”

Tyson Fury added: “Tyson Fury: ENGLAND MANAGER! Who would ever have thought it!? I have had some big fights in my career and the prospect of leading my England team to victory this June fills me with just as much excitement as any heavyweight fight!

"Everyone knows that I am a huge Manchester United fan too, so it’s even more special for me that the game is at Old Trafford this year – and I get to manage one of my heroes, Wayne Rooney! How can we lose!? The work UNICEF does all around the world is so special and so important. I really hope that you can come along and support us this summer.”

Making their Soccer Aid debuts are Manchester streamer Angry Ginge, Joe Hart, Nadia Nadim, Steph Houghton, Toni Duggan and Leonardo Bonucci.

Among the returnees for Soccer Aid 2025, which will air for free on ITV and ITVX, is Harry Redknapp, Vicky McClure, David James, Paddy McGuinness, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Jermain Defoe, Jill Scott, Tom Grennan, Sam Thompson and Sir Mo Farah.

Tickets for the game are on sale now via socceraid.org.uk/tickets – adult tickets from £20 and juniors from £10. Tickets include access to a pre-game ‘Fan Zone’ and ‘Player Arrivals Area’

[ed-recoverry]

List of free audiobooks on YouTube for anyone interested

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

Alice in Wonderland

Animal Farm by George Orwell

The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H P Lovecraft

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen

Twelve Years a Slave by Solomon Northup

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

The Village by Caroline Mitchell

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (fuck JKR)

Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Upside Down by Danielle Steel

The Fiancée by Kate White

The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Theif

Accidentally Married by Victoria E. Lieske

I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy

The Collector (book one) by Nora Roberts

The Lies I Told by Mary Burton

Dead Man’s Mirror by Agatha Christie

The Hobbit

The Taken Ones by Jess Lourey

The Good Neighbour by R J Parker

The Island House by Elana Johnson

Desperation by Stephan King

The Healing Summer by Heather B. Moore

The Last Affair by Margot Hunt

To Be Claimed by Willow Winter

Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The Inn by James Patterson

Wonder by R J Palacio

Faking It With The Billionaire by Willow Fox

The Lost Years by Mary Higgins Clark

Forrest Gump by Winston Groom

The Janson Directive by Robert Ludlum

The Catcher in the Rye

The Lottery Winner by Mary Higgins Clark

Where Eagles Dare by Alistair MacLean

Death of a Nurse by M C Beaton

Yours Truly by Abby Jimenez

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Sonnets by William Shakespeare

Frozen Betrayal by Clive Cussler

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Line of Fire by R J Patterson

Don’t Believe Everything You Think by Joseph Nguyen

The Remnant by Tim LaHaye

The Magic of Reality by Richard Dawkins

The Secret of Chimneys by Agatha Christie

Payment in Kind by J A Jance

The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Way of the Superior Man by David Deida

The Game of Life and How to Play It by Florence Scovel Shinn

The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

A Marriage of Anything but Convenience by Victorine E. Lieske

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

The Inheritance Game by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Ikigai: The Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life

Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

The Kama Sutra by Mallanaga Vatsyayana

The Wisdom of Father Brown by G K Chesterton

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe

Robin Hood by J Walker McSpadden

The Poor Traveller by Charles Dickens

Days on the Road: Crossing the Plains in 1865 by Sarah Raymond Herndon

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

Atomic Habits by James Clear

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Trading in the Zone by Mark Douglas

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett

A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson

The Return of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Epic of Gilgamesh

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

Man After Man

Five on a Treasure Island by Enid Blyton

The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

Charlotte’s Web

Midsummer Mysteries by Agatha Christie

Out of Silent Planet by C S Lewis

The Valley of Fear by Arthur Conan Doyle

Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton

The Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie

The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole

21 Lessons for the 21st Century by Yuval Noah Harai

Hamlet by Shakespeare

[stgosupremacy]

HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰

heres the thing no one asked for

there's hearts. 💯❤

honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-

ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol

pikachu looks so cute omggggg

(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏

MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)

ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊

ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....

(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)

OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨

love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...

...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...

and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok

I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏

and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH

and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao

ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰

iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-

they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^

wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜

so uhhh...

still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺

andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but

ash is feeding him.

he is literally feeding him-

ANDGOHISBLUSHING

LIKE

wow

also love goh's red socks theyre slayin

BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-

LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)

so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh

yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂

....

so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-

BUT THEN

NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰

GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...

again.

c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33

no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩

THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!

#satogouweek2023 <3

(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )

[crunchycoookies]

Never saying Gary is stupid in front of branch right ?

STOP 😭😭😭 Omg I love this. He is defo protective over Gary when it comes to jabs against his intelligence. Smidge always finds a way to push Branch’s buttons fr.

The Snack Pack prob likes to mess with Branch too. Taking Gary and putting him in glittery outfits is a regular occurrence.

[treewizaaard]

intro/about me!! ⭐️💫

name: charlotte // vyvyan (i dont mind what u call me!!)

age: 15

pronouns: she/he/they (i dont mind again!!)

i have autism + anxiety, and being diagnosed for adhd

fav music: i LOVE ska, rock, glam metal, punk and anything really!!

fav bands/artists: madness, david bowie, queen, the beatles, bad news, ABBA, gary numan, oasis, pulp, and a lot more random shite

interests: i lovelovelove the 80s. films, music, fashion, etc!! i really love britcom too, and am currently hyperfixed on the young ones, bottom, and the comic strip presents, but ill give a proper list.

taskmaster

the young ones

bottom

the comic strip presents

outnumbered

what we do in the shadows

the traitors

philomena cunk

motherland

the mighty boosh

the it crowd

monty python

my favourite comedians:

maisie adam

sean lock

joe wilkinson

james acaster

katherine ryan

jon richardson

mark watson

nish kumar

aisling bea

victoria coren-mitchell

david mitchell

lee mack

katherine parkinson

morgana robinson

bridget christie

adrian edmondson

rik mayall

nigel planer

noel fielding

bradley walsh

dawn french

jennifer saunders

claudia winkleman

+ defo some more i forgot.. oops

my favourite films:

the lost boys

the wedding singer

drop dead fred

back to the future

grosse pointe blank

bill & ted (all films)

the blues brothers

ghostbusters

trading places

pet semetary

karate kid (all films)

monty python.. (again)

gremlins

beetlejuice

+ more!!

favourite food: mashed potatoes, pot noodle (chicken and mushroom OBVIOUSLY!!)

i play guitar and my dream is to be in a band. i want to be a comedian and a film director too!!

i am super duper open for becoming friends/moots, so pls message me!!!! :-)

“viva el presidente!!” - vyvyan basterd

[garebearandnan]

Snog Marry Pie Challenge part II

Season 2 : EP 22 Part 2.3

SUMMARY: It's the girl's turn. 'Pie the boy you feel deserves a hot tin of whip cream in the noggin the most. As they say, 'Revenge is a dish best served in a pie tin right to the pie hole.'

Lottie: 'I've been pied a couple times in here and it's about ready I got my revenge.'

In the Beach Hut: "You know..." Hope continues, "He doesn't look the part, he looks like a playboy, but he's really not about that. He's a lover boy."

🤍 🤍 🤍

Priya, full of confidence, strutted toward the boys with a dazzling smile. "Now, who gets to see me wearing something old, new, borrowed, and blue?" she teased.

🤍 🤍 🤍

Standing back up, she locked eyes with Gary, her grin returning. "I'm gonna pie you because sometimes I think that cheeky smirk needs wiping off that handsome face."

"Just remember who saved you that time, yeah? Yeah! Yeah!" He teasingly mentioned the day he chose Marisol to couple up with, leading to Hannah's dumping.

🤍 🤍 🤍

"That pie was because you might be cute, but you're just not my type." Shannon playfully waved him off with a flick of her wrist while strolling back to the girls.

🤍 🤍 🤍

She ran her hands through his hair as she snogs him. As the kiss deepens, Noah's hands find their way to her waist, their bodies pressed together.

"No fucking way..." Hope muttered under her breath.

🤍 🤍 🤍

In the Beach Hut: "I knew the pie was coming to me. It was kind of a facial scrub, cos she literally..."

🤍 🤍 🤍

Chelsea rubs the pie in, making sure to get it all over him. The bubbly blond looked triumphant as she declared, "I pied this boy because earlier in the gym his testicle was out, and it fucking scared me."

Gasps filled the air. Islander's voices called out: "What?" "Whoa!" "Oh Em Gee."

For a brief moment, the entire group was in stunned silence—mouths dropped, eyes wide. But it didn't take long for the shock to turn into uncontrollable laughter.

🤍 🤍 🤍

"Hey, where's that hand going? Get that hand back," he protested playfully, squirming under her grip.

Grace smirked. "Just relax."

You slap the pie in his face. You quickly smoosh the pie all around in a perfect circle, and the cream explodes in every direction.

"I can defo rock a pie. How do I look?" He poses as the Islanders cheer.

Chelsea clapped her hands and piped up, "Confirmed. Still looking like a cutie pie."

🤍 🤍 🤍

You lifted your left hand up with an amused smile. "My wedding finger is a little bit sore with all the rings I had stored up on it today." You tilted your head back to look up at him with a playful expression. "What more do you want from a day? You stink, but you got a kiss. Perfect."

FOR FULL CHAPTER: read on A03 or Wattpad

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37544638/chapters/163098502

[aubreylikesmith]

HAI . shivers. may I ask how azia would interact or think about my guys....❤️ hehe

YES OFC my beloved celorangeine

BENNIE BENNIE BENNIE oh my god i feel like they would get along pretty well because bennie is a people pleaser and all of that type of stuff and azia usually latches onto those types of people because shes an evil BITCH and likes exploiting people even if theyre fairly important to her (see GARY) ,,,,, i feel like she would ragebait him alot when they hang out and make him randomly fight people she doesnt like and then just stand there cheering for him like she didnt order him there LOL

but i have a feeling she would also cling to him alot you know,,, flirt and whatever like she usually does with her guy friends because she seems to have some kind of obsession with liking punk people or guys with that type of look with them and i think she would find that tough guy kind of aura in him very attractive (ofc ofc she would,, what a slut)

OMG they would hate on everyone together im afraid, THE professional hater duo!!!!!! I think after a while of knowing bennie she would maybe open up to him more about her actual unmasked personality and feel free enough to express her real opinions on most people around bullworth (so basically just that she doesnt fw anyone here and maybe just maybe she isnt as pretty as she seems) and they would defo bond over that especially cause bennie got expelled and he probably doesnt think kindly of the bullworth students (am i right ab that pls im so scared of getting things wrong)

YUUDAI YO YO YO I LOVE THIS HO ,,,,, hmmmm he would be one of those people azia is fake hating 24/7 but she actually only does that because his situation is scarily similar to hers and she relates too much and she doesnt like self reflection especially in other people so she would publicly avoid him or talk shit but in reality would have like 5135636 dm requests to him on her phone💔💔 she would say hes too “violent” or some shit like she doesnt crash out every 2 days and bully half the school LOL

if they ever got the chance to have a decent deep talk they would go CRAZY tgt i swear,, theyre both from japan and have problems with the weird ass norms that come with being in the uk, except that azia hides that deep rooted insecurity in her pretty well because her mind is clouded with her fuckass bf and his ritalin she steals to get high LMFAOO

umm they could probably work out well together if azia let her guard down a little and yuudai saw past her 👅👅

[netherfeildren]

I don’t have daddy issues per se, but I was born into a clan family of women who all married significantly older men. My mother was the definition of problematic in the 1970s - ever heard the song “young girl” by Gary Puckett? That’s my mom, seriously. She was a walking red flag - my dad thought she was 25 when he met her, she was 20 (and he was 35). Walking. Red. Flags.

No one batted an eye when I brought home my 12-years-older boyfriend-now-husband the first time 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

So. It’s no wonder I loooooove a big girthy age gap in fiction - reading or writing it 🤭🤭

i’ve never dated anyone older than 35 and i do really think if an older man was seriously interested in me, like a man in his 40s, i’d be like what’s wrong with you, what do you want with me or think we’d have in common, BUT… i’m also not averse to it and defo would try or at least consider it

but now you’ve got me thinking about an au set in the 70s errmmm much to consider flower child / snarly old man who’s got to take her in hand since her real daddy never taught her a lesson

[p-evvy]

Gary and Jamie are defo swingers

[corpus-carnelian]

Thoughts abt Fionna and Cake:

•Sailor Moon reference lets gooo

•Literal coffee shop au omfg

•I am not normal abt Marshall Lee and Gary

•I am not abt Simon

•I am not normal about anything going on in this show if i think abt it actually

•ADULT FINN HE LOOKS SO GOOD YESSS

•Finn and Huntress Wizard are defo a thing like surely maybe probably

•That part where Simon showed vulnerability by reaching out to Marcy and built his walls back up immediately (I am feeling things)

•I AM FEELING THINGSSSS

I prbbly left out a ton of stuff but at least i got out the most important stuff. Simon Petrikov is my spirit animal. Should that be concerning? Who knows, ask the cold merciless night to answer that question or smth. Once this show is over i will be completely and utterly devastated (again). YESSSS HEEHEEHEE can you tell that i am excited? Maybe just a smidge? Yea, i am. A lil. :)

[louisupdates]

England will take on a Rest of the World XI in a match filled with celebrities and former athletes.

Fury, who announced his retirement from boxing in January, will take charge of the England side along with Rooney, who will also play in the match.

Ex-England stars Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Joe Hart and Jermain Defoe as well as Lionesses legends Jill Scott, Steph Houghton and Toni Duggan have been confirmed to play. Sir Mo Farah, Louis Tomlinson, Sam Quek and Steven Bartlett are also in the mix.

[iwritesometimes]

alright, it's not EXACTLY what you ordered, OP, but may I offer you this surprisingly great option:

it looks like the cheesiest knockoff eyesearing kung fu nightmare of all time and it's not NOT that. it also looks like some white savior bullshit vehicle to soft launch Matt Damon overseas and...it's not precisely not that, either. but it's also really not that, because the main character of the film REALLY is the woman in blue and Damon is a Gary Stu special boy whose main purpose ends up being to help HER save fantasy China from invading demon alien dogs. and he has a VERY fun sort of Miguel/Tulio Road to El Dorado dynamic with Pedro Pascal as they rapscallion their way right into danger and the company of gravelly priest Willem Defoe of all fucking people. the wuxia nonsense is VERY over the top, the visuals are amazing, and it's shockingly balanced in its culture-clashing, east-meets-west silliness. it's not a perfect film but it is DELIGHTFUL and i've seen it twice and kinda wanna watch it again now.

Honestly it would be so fun to see a show that throws characters from the cliché standard European fantasy setting and characters from Asian fantasy setting into the same story. Specifically in a way where both sides are depicted faithfully to their respective cultures, written by people familiar with the source material. Imagine throwing Boromir into a wuxia film or Geralt of Rivia into fantasy-equivalent Joseon.

All tropes played straight and clashing into each other - language barrier optional, depending on which option is funnier. One side going "look at my awesome sword, I could kill a dragon with this" to be responded with "that's fucked up, why would you even want to do that."

I don't know what kind of a plot framework this would even work with, I just think it would be funny to see. One side going "wow the people of this strange land sure have mysterious ways and strange taboos", and the other side going "your highness your pet foreigners are fucking feral. They're doing things."