#derpy shark

[fruitybugboyart]

Shark ink drawings!

I really like the background, I experimented a lot with this page and I’m very proud of it!

close ups of the Basking Shark and Thresher Shark D: faces!

[cherrio-krispz]

oh, sharkos!

hammerhead? love those derpy things lol

Reqs are closed ty for the asks !!!

[no-i-dont-have-a-gender]

This has to be the best ad I've seen on Tumblr

[saphyraa]

[pardon-my-scifi]

Day 5 of my Rubber Ducky Advent Calendar. Duckie in a Shark Onesie!

[ladystarscales]

[shizaharu]

It's a shaaark >w<

Ych-base belongs to me Donnie belongs to: Taxidermy-Demons

Thank you so much for supporting me with this ych >w<

Wanna have one too? Then check this out >:3 [Open] YCH - Chibi Pyjama + Foodlover ~

[fishrights69]

My Top 5 GARBAGE fish that suck

Here we go again. After receiving a very high ammount of notes!! (61 UwU) on the last fish list, here's another top 5 no one asked for. I've tried to use the reasoning of ''all fish are good'' but let's be honest, we'd be better off without these. 5. Monkfish🙏

So these things are weird as hell. Their ugliness alone landed them on this list. Not only are they ugly as shit, but they're also mean motherfuckers that eat basically anything. They like to cover themselves in mud and just chill there until something crosses their path which imo is fucking lazy. Some people do eat them as a delicacy apparently(ew?). Props to them for getting over the looks. Ugly/10 5/10 for laziness 4.Hairy Frog Fish💇‍♀️

If you wonder wtf are you looking at, this fish is the living embodiment of that feeling you get when you find hair in your food. This girlie loves to swallow as it's mouth can open to make space for fish almost twice her size so don't go sitting too close 💦 Still, it doesn't take away from the fact that she looks like a mistake. 4/10 appearance 8/10 for the deep throating skills 3. Goblin Shark 👺

First of all, these sharks look like if someone designed a fish based on a child's drawing of a shark. Instead of going the terrifying route and choosing one of these pictures, I opted for a derpy yet still creepy photo. Besides being quite good at ambushing prey, these dudes still tend to eat man made garbage which further argues their position on ''the garbage fish top5™''. They also are basically living fossils since they're old af and most of their body is atrophied. 3/10 appearance 6/10 for still living so long despite everything.

2.Bony-Eared Assfish🍑

This fish is for all ass obsessed fuckers. Grilling this baby and enjoying it counts as eating ass. Some cool facts about him: -The bony-eared assfish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio out of all vertebrates. -Assfish are soft and flabby with a light skeleton (so like a real ass) As for personality, they are not what I'd call assholes. They are quite sluggish as they prefer to sort of flap around with short bursts of energy instead of swim. They don't do much besides that which makes them a very underwhelming fish despite the sexy name :( Apparently they were given this name to make up for how utterly boring they are. 2/10 appearance 1/10 Interest in them or what they are good for (spoiler, nothing)

If you're a fish enthusiast, you probably know what's coming at nr.1 🥁 🥁 1. Ocean Sunfish☀️

There are far, faar too many reasons for this fish to be on the first spot. Not only are they the dumbest fish in the whole world, but they also are not good swimmers AT ALL (wtf is with these poorly designed fish who cannot swim??). Scientists are still perplexed at how this fish continues to stay alive. If you want more shitty facts about them, here's a link to a very famous post trashing these bitches. BUT, I have my very own reason to hate the sunfish. One cursed morning, I decided to go get educated about animals and visit Naturalis, a museum in Leiden, The Netherlands. I was having a blast looking at all the beautiful animals showcased, along with the cool facts and atmosphere. I excitedly get to the aquatic creatures floor and mesmerised, I try to take in all the beauty. At the long corridor nearing the exit, I look around admiring the fish that were displayed. Thinking I had seen it all, I move further when I turn a corner and out of nowhere.. . . . . . . . BAM

this GIANT motherfucker, hidden in a corner makes it's presence known. I'm not kidding when I say this thing is huge. Here's a picture of the replica from another angle for size reference. As you can guess, I was legit extremely spooked and actually screamed. :( 0/10 appearence 0/10 fuck this thing. useless and it gave me a heart attack

BONUS: I'm sorry but I think I've tortured myself and you enough, so to make up for it, here's a cute fishy instead: (take him)

Alright thanks for reading and follow for more fish content. Suggest me some more top5's I could do, be it fish related, or whatever your mind decides to curse me with. Still need to cleanse yours eyes? My top 5 coolest fish

[drawbauchery]

I cannot believe it took me 5 hours to make this connection. This is a thresher shark:

This is my FAVORITE type of shark. They’re derpy and adorable and harmless to humans. And they use those extra long tails of theirs to stun and/or kill small fish by WHIPPING their tail through the water so fast their prey doesn’t even know what hit them. …then there’s this demon

(nobutforrealthough)

this goes PERFECTLY with what i'm drawing rn. he is more dangerous than a fucking shark

[brosauce]

Faketober Week 4:

Day 22: Dancer (russian dancing kangaroo)

Day 23: Food (tomato fella who throws explosives)

Day 24: Fangs (cookie cutter shark furnace guy)

Day 25: Derpy (child creation turned to life)

Day 26: Organs (regional gulping evo that's a liver)

Day 27: Shell (walnut tank man)

Day 28: Rodent (capybara car battery)

[tokillamockingbird427]

Hey! You have this headcanon that Keegan likes sharks, right? Well, there is a shark species that is slowly evolving the ability to walk, The Epaulette Shark. It's small and has the cutest falls eyes ever. How do you think Keegan would react to seeing one in person?

He'd die of excitement just learning about them, seeing one irl? Oh he'd simply ascend. I imagine he'd see one by going to an aquarium, with the bros (Ghosts) as a fun field trip. It's one of the few times they see him break from the serious and stoic look he usually has just because of this fucking shark. He'd take so many pictures. (No flash of course, he's no dumbass.) and put his favorite in his wallet.

They're so derpy looking as well, oh my god *I* love them.

Strut your stuff lil guy!!! GO GO GO!

[dasenergi-diary]

While helping Michael move last weekend, I inherited his oven mitt because it reminded me of a shark. So we put googlie eyes on it, to make it a derpy shark.

Then we put a mustache on it to make it a derpy French shark.

Jabberjaw

[fizzzyz]

Introduction post!!

My name’s Fizzy or Fizzballs!!!!!!!

Dni proshippers, racists, homophobes, sexists, transphobes, and people who break creator boundaries.

I’m making a horror game concept right now!! Check it out if you’re interested :D

I draw mostly horror art so if you’re uncomfortable with such maybe don’t look at my blog 😭

I have a personal insta account where I post some of my art from here on there as well so if you see any of my art there that’s probably me and not stolen!! (There’s no point in following me tho cuz everything is in swedish)

My medias:

Youtube - https://youtube.com/@Fizzballs?si=amp5osUD82Yi3ewW

Pinterest - https://pin.it/5jSG9cn

I don’t really care about my pronouns but it’s just she/her as I’m a girl, but I don’t care if you call me smth else.

My interests: Fnaf, star wars, horror, vinland saga, silly creatures, alien biology, faith the unholy trinity, cry of fear

Fav animals: cats, sharks, dogs, snakes, fish, dinosaurs(carnotaurus), frogs, turtles/tortoises, monkeys.

Fav color: crimson (if you hadn’t noticed from my bio)

And olive green too

I’m 15 years old and my birthday is on 9th november, and I’m in 9th grade rn (I can feel my spine crumbling and wrinkles spawning and the retirement home is near)

I’m obsessed with drawing and do it most of my free time. I draw a lot of horror but also some weird derpy stuff. I also make little weird clay figures sometimes and a few canvas paintings, but mostly I do digital art :]

I’m from a hellhole called sweden where 80% of the year there’s snow fuckign everywhere.

And the politics are just broken.

My dms are always open if anyone wants to chat, I always love talking to people especially if we share the same interest :D

I might be weird and have a broken humor on life support

I have a kitty btw

She’s pretty mischevious and goofy

Living ball of hair with a pair of eyes and legs.

Btw I’m like 2 pineapples tall I can see atoms I’m a mythical creature I’m a dwarf I live with the micro organisms (I’m 149 cm short)

Here’s me and my kitty

[catinasink]

I FINISHED @moonysfavoritetoast

it looks derpy as fuck 😭

i dont think it looks much like a shark lol

[craftsypenguin]

It's time to share the Xmas makes, starting with maybe the biggest one: derpy shark pillow for @sharkbebe 🦈 It was scary at the start, but it grew so fast, was sooo fluffy and I had such fun making it 💙

Pattern by @spinayarncrochet , yarn is Alize Velluto and a bit of white czech Batole by Vlnap.

#spinayarncrochet #crochet #crocheting #hackovani #crochetpillow #sharkpillow #shark #sharkhead #jaws #intarsiacrochet #alizevelluto #alizeyarn #alize #xmasgifts #crochetgift #chunkyyarn

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[aro-pancake]

We're still waiting on the shark results

So I made a sea pancake!

She's so cute and derpy!