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[derpymidnight]

this the kinda memes that would make rounds in the gar

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Not the anon from before but i would like to hear the red flags for star wars men👀

sure thing!

disclaimers: these are "red flags" not dealbreakers. that means they're just things you need to look into more. plenty of people can have these opinions (and i share some myself!) but the important thing is the reasoning behind them. i'm just sharing a few things i've come across in fandom that can be indicative of other biased/nasty behavior in combination with other factors. they're separated by what kind of nasty these people can be below the cut.

general ick

as with any fandom, fan-checking (asking questions to see if you're a "real fan") in a serious, non-joking manner, is always indicative of an asshole

people who will roll their eyes or otherwise berate you for having only watched the movies

especially men who berate women who have only seen the mandalorian, or call them "basic"

anyone who insults the actors and their portrayals, especially those who insult the actors from the prequels, and especially those who insult child actors

in a non-joking way, correcting people who call grogu baby yoda

if they hate the sequel trilogy (this could be misogyny, racism, or just general pick-me energy)

insisting that they call rey "rey palpatine" (not respectful of autonomy and chosen family)

don't like the chanel boots luke skywalker meme (homophobic, lmao)

if they generally dislike lgbt+ headcanons or other diverse portrayals, especially when regarding new, original characters

in general they disregard forms of fan media like fanfiction. maybe i'm biased, but that's a little... weird lmao

misogyny

hates at least 2-3 female characters, especially if they are underdeveloped, not shown often, or particularly girly (for example: satine, padme, shaak ti, mon mothma)

dislikes rey

dislikes leia in the sequels

dislikes the kenobi series (could also be racism, could also be just an annoying fanboy who wanted his vader/kenobi matchup in episode 1 and doesn't understand how storytelling works)

they are a man whose favorite character is boba fett (+1 if they hate the boba fett show. +2 if they read the comics. this can be indicative of many things, but mostly misogyny)

if they are a man whose favorite female character is ahsoka. (this can be indicative of misogyny if their favorite male characters are relatively underdeveloped/have less screen time than ahsoka. this can be indicative of predatory behavior if by "female character" they mean "character i want to fuck" because in 90% of ahsoka's screen time she is a child)

fascist/alt right/racist

let's start with the obvious: they heavily align with the empire or first order - not the sith, the empire/first order

their favorite character is hux or tarkin

they hate finn (or lando, honestly)

they are unusually interested in the fashion/clothing the empire wears, especially in the original trilogy (their clothing is basically copy-pasted from a certain time period in german history)

this is the big one: if they refused to watch andor, or if they watched andor and hated it. andor is one of the most blatantly antifascist pieces of media in the star wars universe. if they don't have a good reason for disliking it, this can honestly be a big red flag

basically just watch out. the empire is an allegory for wwii germany in the original trilogy, and the first order is an allegory for the alt right (although much more loosely). if they seem particularly weird or make "the empire was right" jokes a lot, give them a huge side-eye

i definitely missed some. please feel free to ask for clarification on any of these!

[cafffine]

Hello, I stumbled upon your account after you made that post about Maul and how he believed his life was a failure and never accomplished anything, which perfectly describes Maul's tragedy

And then I read the Rook Kast Doctrine which is so beautifully written

Anyway I've just come to say,,,,, I love the way your brain works babe♡

omg thank you!! it means so much that you took the time to read my rook stuff and even more that you actually liked it 😩❤️ I hope you’re having a lovely start to the year ! 🎆🎉

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Inosuke With a Pretty Girlfriend HCs

This was originally meant to be written as a reader who wears makeup, paints her nails, etc. It sort of spiraled into crush and dating headcanons lol. My bad!

pre-relationship♡

I think Inosuke would be more concerned with the fighting abilities of his s/o rather than her looks. In fact, it makes very little difference what she looks like to him.

When he first starts feeling things for her, he assumes it's some secret power she has.

Inosuke wonders why he thinks of you at the worst of times, especially in the heat of battle or when you're away from him. It gets worse when his face burns under the boar head because of something you did or said - oftentimes a hand on his shoulder or complimenting him on a job well done.

He tries to ask Tanjiro but explains it in such a roundabout way that he really has no idea what Inosuke means.

In an attempt to be helpful, Tanjiro suggests that maybe it's a breathing technique you learned and that's what got Inosuke so shaken up (oh Tanjiro-).

Of course if Zenitsu was there he'd know immediately what was bothering Inosuke.

At one point the boar-headed boy corners you and demands you stop doing that, and when you ask for him to elaborate, he says "Those weird feelings I get whenever you're around!"

When you finally understand and explain it to Inosuke, he flat-out denies it to be the case.

"No way do I like you! Lord Inosuke bows to no one!"

You shrug, assuming you've gotten it wrong.

Zenitsu is furious when he hears what happened

"YOU IDIOT! HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A PRETTY GIRL LIKE HER?!"

It takes a shouting match and a good bonk to the head for Inosuke to finally ask you out:(

post-relationship♡

Inosuke might tease you a bit if you wear makeup and such ("Why are you putting that on your face? It'll just rub off!")

If you tell him to stop teasing you, he will, but every little thing you do will now be carefully observed by him.

Inosuke is genuinely curious as to why you're plucking the hairs off your eyebrows or why you paint your fingernails knowing it won't enhance your fighting abilities.

He already thinks you're pretty, so he'll be confused as to why you do things to make yourself prettier???

Again, he thinks you have some sort of secret power behind your beauty (almost like a blood demon art)

On the rare occasion that he does remove his mask, you tease him for being the pretty one (how could you not? He's got lashes even you are envious of). He just pouts and brushes it off

Sometimes you'll ask if you can do his makeup or paint his nails; Inosuke might indulge you occasionally

Is the type to mess up your hair just because he can. When you get mad, he actually laughs

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Monoma Dating a Support Course Student HCs

inspired by @antichilde and her lovely Monoma prompt which can be read here!

gender neutral!

It goes without saying that Monoma is incredibly proud of his partner and loves to boast about them to other people

But if they're a support course student? His boasting will absolutely get worse

"Hey, check out my awesome new gear! You jealous? Of course you are, it was made by my wonderful partner from the Support Course! You've probably heard of them, they're so brilliant-"

He practically becomes a walking salesman once you start dating (he's support course support😭)

As a way of advertising your work, Monoma will gladly try out any of your new inventions and use them in battle simulations. The nature of his quirk is unpredictable and he doesn't use many items himself, so anything to help his speed and maneuverability is a big plus.

You both met when he needed a repair to his costume and you complimented his quirk. Monoma liked how impressed you were with him being in the Hero Course

That led him to visiting the development studio constantly

Monoma tries to brush it off; he says that he just so happened to be in the area and decided to drop by for a visit, but he 100% went there to see you

Power Loader and the rest are onto him, but you are oblivious to it all

Monoma purposely breaks his items just so he has an excuse to visit you. He also makes several requests for costume adjustments, which ends up being something completely unnecessary

"The seam in the shoulder is too tight!" "... But it fit yesterday?"

"I'm telling you, my tie needs to be a darker shade of blue!" "It looks fine, Monoma."

It takes about five or so visits until you realize that he's not just incredibly picky and he actually has feelings for you.

You're immensely relieved, because you can only shockproof a clock so many times

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shitty alignment chart i did

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Seriously so sick and twisted imitating Tech's helmet down to the hairline😭

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How we feeling yall???

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Crosshair Having a Baby HCs

Needless to say, he is spooked when you first tell him, and regrettably, he doesn't take it very well. Crosshair needs some time to think by himself; he pushes you away and storms off, leaving you in tears.

When he comes to his senses, he returns. He gets an earful from Hunter first, but then he finds himself at your side coddling you and promising he'll be there for you and your baby.

Some part of Crosshair stirs at the prospect of having a child with you. He's never allowed himself to have much; never dreamt of a life with you, never even thought about kids (he really didn't think he'd be cut out for it.)

But this is his life now, as intricate and gratifying as it is, and it's what you've given him. Crosshair will do his best. He wants to be a good partner and an even better father, for both of you.

You gave him something greater than purpose: you gave him a choice. You showed him that there was more to life than war, and that he wasn't just a soldier anymore. For that, his gratitude to you is immeasurable.

To him, a baby is another relation; one more person he can trust. It's like his relationship with his brothers, only it ties you, the love of his life, to a clone of himself. He has another person of his own. His own little child and his own family.

In his head, these are things that are his and his solely. The love he has for you is all his, and the love he has for his child is his alone. No one can take that away from him.

I see Crosshair as worrying immensely, but showing it in a guarded way. When he finally cracks, you assure him that no, the baby will not dislike him at first meeting.

A miniscule frown pulls at his lips, betraying his own feelings. "What if it doesn't like me?"

You honestly want to laugh. It's unusual for Crosshair of all people to be worried about first impressions. You find it endearing all the same, especially when his fear of judgement is by a newborn baby.

You nudge him with a grin. "They will love you. I guarantee that."

He raises a brow. "And how do you know?"

You poke your tongue out.

"Because I love you."

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Sun in Security Breach: excitable, friendly, patient

Sun in Help Wanted 2: Perpetually tired, openly insults your artwork, this close to having a breakdown, would've solved half the problems at the pizzaplex if he had the means to-

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Crosshair saying "I would've left him for dead too, after all he's just another reg" then patting Echo on the shoulder for shooting a droid. Father and family dog behavior

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Katsuki Bakugou dating a single mom of two. He is so whipped for her. He's got the looks, the reputation, the status, but he genuinely thinks he's the lucky one. So very charming with her, which he usually never is, and that's how you know she's special.

He absolutely hates kids and thinks they're gross and irritating, but he loves hers. He is so infatuated with the kids, and does surprisingly well around them. They love him too, it's practically a match made in heaven.

You both marry and he makes the most wonderful husband and father.

Before meeting her, he considered his number one hero status the most important thing in his life, but afterward he is dedicated to his little family. Katsuki constantly takes time off work to spend time with them, which has a big impact on his case resolution count. Eventually he drops to second rank on the Hero Billboard Charts, then fifth, and then eighth. The hero business is unforgiving, and you apologize profusely for it, but Katsu makes it clear that he's a father and husband foremost, and his job as a hero comes third.

Just,,, Katsuki raising the reader's kids

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crosshair and toothpick reunion at long last??????

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matpat pulling an andrew garfield

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best case scenario: CX-2 isn't Tech

worst case scenario: CX-2 isn't Tech