#dhmis imagines

[simons-temple-of-eros]

hey so i saw your requests were open and i thought i could maybe request something? could you maybe possibly do a sic fic with red guy where he takes care of the reader?

it’s okay if you don’t want to write it or you don’t have time but thank you regardless :)

have a good day/night!

( thanks for the request. you didn't specify if it should be platonic or romantic so i'll assume you wanted a romantic imagine. let me know if you wanted something more platonic and i can fix it, though! also this is my first time writing for red guy, so apologies if he's ooc. >_<)

Red Guy taking care of sick!Reader

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❥ Red Guy is the kind of person (puppet… thing) who's less emotive demeanor might lead some to thinking he's less caring.

❥ Well those people are wrong. He may not always be saying it out loud but Red Guy would always be showing how much he loves and cherishes you, often through actions rather than words.

❥ As soon as he hears you cough he'll be there checking your temperature with his hand.

❥ "You're burning up, ☐☐☐☐, we better get you to bed." He'll say.

❥ He'll also be happy to make you some soup to eat. And if you'll willing the two of you could watch the telly together.

❥ Overall he's the kind of boyfriend who, when needed, can be super gentle and tender to you. Not talking to loud if you have a headache and giving you plenty of cuddles as needed.

❥ And if you find yourself worried about whether or not he's bothered by taking care of you, he'll quickly squash down any of those thoughts.

❥ "Well, why wouldn't I take care of you. You're important to me." There's a hint of shyness as he admits this as he's not often one to put his feelings to others in words. Despite this there's not an ounce of uncertainty. You mean so much to him and if he needs to tell you that every day then he will.

[digitalmyyth]

Gotta post this before before pride month ends

[carehounds]

I love how lesleys face has stuffing coming out of it implying that she, the most human looking person on the show, is made of stuffing compared to the main puppet trio who have organs and blood.

[dhmis-autism]

Saw this guy while thrifting, reminded me of best boy!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS TO ME LEGEND.

HERE. JUST FOR YOU

ft. a fun lil song to listen to while you look at it :]

[personalshredder]

Paws

[lovelybunn]

ㅤㅤㅤ ﹙ 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝖽.﹚

warning(s): smut, swearing

author's note: this is lowkey so fanon it's not even funny but it's fine. and i love red guy so i'll project on him as much as i'd like, f u + ratio + leave if u don't like it idc. /lh

                      ༚ .  🍬 ◌  ꙳ .  ⊹  🖍  + ｡ ๋

"hm? you say you 'love' me? thank you. i guess i do, too." red flashes his canines at you; a warm, gentle smile welcomed you. it only lasted for a second though, before his focus went completely back on the television in front of him. you rolled your eyes playfully before laying down next to your boyfriend.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

his autism makes it a bit hard for him to show his affection/emotions, but he really does try his best.

he may act kind of cold and/or misunderstand certain social cues, but he does it all in good faith.

red loves being generally around you. there doesn't need to be a conversation– or even any touching for that matter, just being in your presence gives him a sense of comfort.

red speaks in a very monotonous voice, not intentionally of course, but it does cause confusion in translation. what makes it even worse is that sarcasm is literally his main sense of humor.

"hon, i left some chives in the fridge. can you go fetch them for me, please?" your boyfriend hummed. the smell of fresh cut onions frying in olive oil filled your nostrils. red was preparing some kind of dish, but he refused to tell you what it was. you about drooled imagining all the possibilities; no matter what it was, you knew red was bound to make it delicious.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

red unironically loves to cook, so his love language is to feed you with his culinary specialities.

he has an over 200 page recipe book that would be illegible and unorganized without the help of duck with a variety of dishes from tiramisu to korean style corn dogs.

the only thing he won't even think about cooking is red meat. it reminds him too much of organs and that makes him physically sick to his stomach.

if you guys are making bread or something, red will press his body close against yours and guide your hands while softly whispering you instructions.

"why do you keep staring at (name) like that?" yellow bellowed, his head tilted to the side with curiosity. red snapped his focus towards yellow. his tone was mildly harsh as he responded, "what? i'm not staring. i'm just looking at them. am i not allowed to look at my own partner anymore?" duck scoffed, flipping through the newspaper absent-mindedly. "don't get all defensive, he does have a point, it's quite... awkward to watch on the sidelines." before red could come up with a snarky remark, you pranced in, looking as happy as can be. duck smirked while yellow became a giggly mess. you didn't understand what the commotion was about, but red looked like he was about to explode.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

even in the long term, red acts like you're simply unreachable like his chances of ever finding his real family.

he absolutely adores viewing you from afar. your like some kind of abstract painting to him: weird, confusing, yet so beautiful in his eyes.

he even has little fantasies and daydreams about you two, but red keeps the thoughts to himself, afraid you may debunk his ideas entirely.

his two mates tease him to hell about you two, but he always keeps his cool no matter much he wants pop their little skulls open.

ㅤ𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗨𝗧!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

he's 1000% a bottom, no question. he needs you to control and use him until he's nothing but a shriveled up disgusting milked dry mess.

forget a horse, all the horsepower you need is right in red's lap!

red is always in the mood for head, no joke it's almost as if that thing is always hard as mount everest.

in contrast to the point above, red's sex drive is really low, but when he is horny, it's like witnessing a dog in heat.

he's a whimper/mewler. he can't help it, you just make him feel so fucking good.

red's ability to speak completely shuts down when having sex. it just become incoherent babbles at that point.

pretty much inexperienced, but once red gets the hang of it, it's on and poppin' partner ;).

no bdsm. absolutely not. abuse? of him or you, especially you? hell no.

exhibitionism is also a no-no. red believes sex should be a private intimate experience, and he's already fully aware of who he belongs to and vice versa.

red's praise kink is down so horrendously that you can simply say "good job" in a casual conversation and he'll get hard.

red prefers to cum inside you, wouldn't mind if you were like "ew that's gross /hj"

speaking of his cum, he got alot of it, and it goes everywhere when you give him head.

[molabuddy]

Please draw more tiny dhmis characters

how about .. nearly everyone lol ❤

[sherbetyy]

as someone on the spectrum i really felt for red guy in the photoshoot scene with his family, specifically when he’s moving around a lot and just. not doing what everyone around him is doing, and gets scolded for it.. especially his line “i’m just happy. i’m sorry..” like godddd that’s relatable. so many times i’ve had to apologize for simply being happy and i just want to give red guy a hug please. idk if the writers intentionally made it feel that way but damn it got me

[dirk-menace]

thought about fully rendering this before but gonna post it like this

The Time Child timeline hopped to hang out with like the only other sane kid out there but his mood is still not in the best place

( Jenny draws him and talks about him to her parents and they think he's her imaginary friend thank you very much )

the gay divorced objects drama is still strong as shit and polycules don't exist until I post all my funny memes

[rolex-kaard]

spamton as a teacher in dhmis might be funny /not forced !!!

hm

[sillysadduck]

can we see your human designs for the stoplight trio?

YESSS OMG IM SO SORRY I'LL COLOR THESE TOMORROW BUT I WAS SO EXCITED TO DRAW AND POST THEM AGAIN😭😭

Theyre funny little guys omg I missed them sm

[digitalmyyth]

Gay puppet posting

[very-uncorrect]

Just remembered that Yellow has like, a mountain of allergies

Poor guy must've been sick all the time bless 😔

[dhmis-autism]

thinkin abt him bc everyone likes him so much. i imagine if he knew he would be very nervous and self conscious about it

[bunnieswithknives]

wait, so if david's new puppet sibling only sticks around for like 2 minutes and doesn't pop up anywhere else in the series, does that mean David legit had to find somewhere to store his brand-new puppet sister who was made with magic that he has no idea how to handle?

I think that resetting the episode would make her disappear because she was created via magic rather than being a real puppet. Canonically speaking I think he would have a bit of a moral panic over whether or not its OK to vanish his new puppet half-sister, before deciding he never wanted a sibling anyway lol.

That being said its waaay more funny if he pussies out and 'rescues' her, only to realize he has no idea what he's doing

[ryerasp]

red guy page :)