#dhsjfs

[thebonegremlin]

Oh em Vee!!! when comfort show meets comfort story <3  @thecampfirestory 

[lovelandfrogman]

parker(s) macmillan(s)

[octyfish]

Anon because it's so dang silly: Who in the FNAF verse watches the alley raccoons like Linda Belcher in Bob's Burgers? Like a soap opera?

I- Like in canon? In my au? Or like someone else's???

I'mma be real anon, I haven't the foggiest idea would would. Idk maybe Ennard??? He seems like he'd like that after being stuck with Michael's Immortal and the Restless watching.

[leggerefiore]

Alright so picture this. It's one of Emmet's first dates with his S/O. They're at a cafe. Emmet asks them "How do you feel...about Joltiks?"

Now unbeknownst to Emmet, one of his baby spiders has come along to the date with him. Normally he doesn't mind that too much, but this is a bit different. He doesn't want his date to insult or god forbid attempt to squish one of his babies. Then he'd have to resist the urge to smack them, because he could get in trouble with his job, and Ingo would nag at him, and...it would just be a problem.

So when the little fluff crawls onto the table, OwOing because Mother Emmet is talking about me? Are you looking for a Joltik? I am a Joltik! Emmet is panicking, smile frozen in shock-

S/O: =D A little buddy! Hi there cutie, did you come to visit me?~ Hello!~

Cue S/O cooing and loving on the tiny spider. The stowaway gives them happy squeaks as their brainless head is given gentle pets. And Emmet breathes a sigh of relief. This one's a keeper.

Emmet's past mistakes in dating were not properly vetting their Joltik opinions. Only his true love will adore his spiders as much as him.

dhsjfs Emmet actually has a secret army of Joltiks all over Nimbasa who come to him no matter where he is.

[curious-chaosmagiic]

Ever since I sent you the pill bug ask I feel like I've been approached by so. Many. Bugs dhsjf

I like to think Tithonus is so excited that I went for you for help that he just keeps tossing them my way 😂

ahh thanks so much for telling me this!! this really warmed my heart 😭

in my experience he's always so infectious with excitement it sounds just like him, i'm sure he's popping in to say say hello and excited you've noticed his presence (he gets very excited when people acknowledge him) it makes me feel amazing to hear he's been checking on you 💕

[nem0-nee]

∅ W WHOEVER YOU WANT ON ASHI? 😳 mayhaps

KEKEKE... I'mma do Mayuu since Ashi already had her... "encounter" with Kyuu ;v;

"Ashi... hm. Normally I'd be annoyed by loud people, but I suppose she's different. Her positivity can be quite...infectious? I start saying [hypesies] unironically at one point... I have a reputation to uphold goddamnit-"

"But ahem, I say she's not all too bad. Her artistic skills are proven valuable during events, after all. But.... god, I have to constantly remind her to get back to work. Hhh, oh what could've been...."

-KAIRYN MAYUU SAINT on ASHI TAMADAI

What the hell is she saying??? - At first, Mayuu found her [choice of vocabulary] to be interesting. [word]-sies?! Whatever floats your boat?! Like it's strange to her (youngsters these days be weird /j), but she doesn't really judge. "It's like Cater.... but worse?? Don't tell her that please-" The prefect seemed...disturbed judging by her expression.

Prefects stick together! ...or not - Mayuu was somewhat relieved that there was another prefect around. Crowley's redundantly annoying tasks? It doesn't seem so bad anymore now that she's not alone. Err... That's what she would say if Ashi didn't constantly talked her ear off and caused her to lose valuable time. "It was nice having another member of Ramshackle help around.... but dear god... the blabbering never ends... Peace and quiet who?" Mayuu looked like she was about to burst a blood vessel.... yikes.

Lord give me strength - Not so surprisingly, Mayuu isn't committed to friendships. She has to pray to whatever deity is out there just so she can survive through a conversation with Ashi. Believe me, she appreciates that someone is trying to talk to her, but she really values her [alone time]. "No matter how hard I try to walk away... she just...keeps...f o l l o w i n g." This time, Mayuu was on the brink of tears. She might be going a little crazy-

That guy... are you sure? - Ah Mayuu... she's quite judgemental when it comes to guys and crushes. She's somewhat concerned for her junior since... ahem... Her co-duo was the reason for the [chandelier incident] and the [domino effect] of overblots. Despite that, she still respects Ashi's taste in gingers (DHSJFS IMSORRYAHAH). "She's the reason why I can't call Trappola [bitchless], this lucky motherfucker I swear-"

[- The clock strikes 12... END OF CHAPTER -]

[heavensmortuary]

follow for more fake and made up sci-fi-fantasy fruits like "scupadine"

DHSJF nooo they grow wild around my house in late August, usually intensely sweet with a tough outer skin. They're so good and spiritually I'm sharing them with you

[kdyism]

ALL THE PRIMOGEMS I GRINDED FOR THREE DAYS ARE GONE!! 2800-SOMETHING OF THEM ON NAHIDA BANNER AND INSTEAD I GET TWO RAZOR AND BOWS DHSJF GUYS I DONT USE ARCHERS!!!

[hyperfixationation]

demoman sketch that was part of a more finished thing i got too lazy to finish

[mudskip-muses]

“Hey wait, I want a Teru hug too!!” He wants all the hugs, actually, but that’s beside the point...

[pallases]

— we learn to hold our heads as if we wear crowns. we learn to wring magic from the ordinary. that was how you survived when you weren’t chosen, when there was no royal blood in your veins. when the world owed you nothing, you demanded something of it anyway. (insp.)

[cricketsintheaudience]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32552566

“I don’t understand your aversion to all this. You’d be much worse off if we hadn’t stepped in.”

He leans forward.

“I did what no one else has ever bothered to do, Nine. I saved you.”

Green eyes narrow in response. The churning pool of rage in Izuku's chest floods through his throat and is spat out in a single word.

“No.” He inhales sharply. “You didn’t.”

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[cloudysfluffs]

oh lol i was talkin about benrey!!! (im the anon who asked for a bit of eldrich horror lovin), love your art btw <33333

oh hsdfjkhjsdfk that makes sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u right!!!!!!!!!!!

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

I took an antihistamine earlier and my whole body is made of white noise now

[obiwan]

of course it’s not one rising, i was just saying out of all the rising signs that came up through the afternoon times, gemini just seems more him to me.

i will accept it, motion passed