#did you eat corn because i didnt

[katiesteedart]

1. Title - Wipe your bum

2. Title - Corn?

3. Title - Privacy Tour.

These live in my bathroom. I'm very childish they make me laugh every time I go to there

I posted them before on disqus (dlisted RIP) under a username and not my real name ie KatieSteed(Art) - but it was me what done them, and I'm proud!

[im-yn-suckers]

they dont match butttttt, I. DO. NOT. CARE. PERIODT.

pairing- bf choi yeonjun x mexican female reader

warnings- hugs, kisses, food, not proofread, uhhhhh idk what else lol

yes, i did it. coming from a mexican female, i think i have a say in this. where all my mexicanas at? i love yall🫶🏻

christmas with your parents was an exciting topic for yeonjun. he always wanted to meet your parents and was extremely excited to meet them on christmas.

you arrive at you parents house and yeonjun was flowing with excitement and joy. he was excited to stay the night and he wanted to see how you lived growing up. you werent nervous about him meeting your parents at all because you knew theyd get along. you were a bit worried about the food.

what if he didnt like it? would it make your parents feel guilty? no, hes going to love it.

"mija! your here! oh i missed you!" your mom greeted you at the door as soon as she saw you. you hugged your dad next.

"mija! how are you?" "im ok, papi" yea, you called him papi, and? he your father, you love him.

"mijo! its so nice to finally meet you! how are you?" "yes it is! im alright, mrs.-" "oh, dont start that nonsense, call me mama." you heart melted at the sight of your mom and your boyfriend getting along so well.

"mijo, how are you?" "im good, mr.-" "call me suegro" (it means father in law in spanish). "alright" your dad shook yeonjuns hand and smiled very fondly at him.

"so! shall we have some dinner!" "lets eat!"

the table was decorated with pozole, tamales, pico de gallo, enchiladas and mole. yeonjun was left amazed at all the dishes on the table.

you two ere standing as your mom brought out the bowls, spices, and anything you could imagine.

"sit down mijo, get whatever you'd like, i made pozole and tamales. if you dont like that theres pico de gallo, enchiladas, mole, and theres desserts."

"thank you" he served himself some pozole and you grabbed the bowl of tortilla chips to eat with the pozole. (thats how i eat it lmao, if you eat it differently, adjust it as you wish)

"uh, y/n how do i eat it?" he nervously giggled and stared at his bowl in confusion.

"you can use your spoon to drink the soup, you can roll up the tortilla to dip it in the soup and use the spoon to eat the chicken and the corn. and you can also put lime, lettuce, raddish, and chile in it."

"ok, thank you" he did as you told him to and his face lit up with delight when he took the first spoonful. "wow, this so good!'

"im glad you liked it, mijo!''

he served himself one enchilada, a small spoonful of mole, and some pico de gallo, you cant forget the tamal he put on his plate.

he ate some of everything and he loved every bite of it. you mom served him a glass of horchata and he had two cups of it!

"i'll clean up you guys go and wait in the living room, and when im done we can eat dessert!" your mom obviously could not wait until a certain dessert that ill leave to your imagination for now.

"i'll help you pick up!" yeonjun immediately refused to sit down and went to go help you mom.

in the living room, you and your dad were chatting. "so, yeonjun, really liked the food, huh, mija?" "yea, he loved it. i think he liked moms pozole best though. the chiltipin helped a lot too." "well, your mom made a lot for your could take leftovers home." "i'd love that. also, mami never made this much food for christmas when i was a little girl. we only had pozole and we bought the horchata, did she make it?' ' she did, and she was going to make birria but it takes too long." "aww, i love her birria" "come get desserts guys!!" your mom poked out of the kitchen and called you in.

when you walked in, the table had a big rosca de reyes in the middle and buñuelos and conchas, and mugs of champurrado. oh, how you missed the nostalgic smell.

"ok, who wants the first piece of it?" "be careful, if you get the baby, you need to make the tamales for everybody" "oh, uh. should i get the first piece?" "if you want" "papi, did you get the baby?" " no thankfully" "mami, give me this piece" "no baby!!!" "yeonjun, here you go!" she gave him a random slice and she bought the rosca de reyes so, she couldnt cheat. "did you get it baby?" "uh, yea." your family burst into laughter at the fact that yeonjun, who had tasted tamales for the first time today, was stuck making them!" "ay, mijo! i'll give you guys the recipe dont worry."

all the dessert was delicious and so was the champurrado. you and yeonjun cleaned up as your parents set up the living room for gifts and maybe some mistletoe. but shhhh. they may be mexican but, they still follow the trends duh.

"so, we gotta make tamales for the boys huh"

"i guess, but i dont know how to make them. and your lucky, mami never made this much food on christmas."

"im her favorite i guess" "when i was a kid, i always dreamed of getting the baby. when i turned fifteen, me and my sister got it and we were stuck with making tamales. never wanted the baby ever again."

yeonjun laughed as you walked into the living room with your mom and dad waiting. a big present marked yeonjun and y/n was waiting in your seat.

"open this one first!" you opened it and a big ol pot was wrapped up. your mom and dad were laughing and you and yeonjun were smiling. you mostly wanted to cry, you cant make tamales like girl.

everyone opened up their gifts and they gave you guys some to give to the boys back home. "alright, its really late lets go to sleep." you and yeonjun got ready for bed and went into your parents guest room. it was filled with pictures of your childhood an teen years and stuff you wouldnt really display yourself.

"good night mijo! buenas noches mija! te amo! (i love you)" your mom told you both as you were walking into your room. "buenas noches mami. te amo!" "good night mama!" you wouldve definitely melted into putty right there and then if you could.

you plopped into the bed and waited for yeonjun to finish changing. "your moms so sweet. y/n!" "i know, she was texting me nonstop in the morning asking what time we were heading over." "aww," he laid down and kissed you softly. "goodnight baby" "goodnight my love"

in the morning you were woken up with a torta that smelled like heaven. you needed to leave soon so you ate then went to your room to clean up your things. "we only ate beans and tortilas for breakfast when i was a kid. you must really be the favorite." "she loves me''

"alright, mami. the cars loaded, we're gunna get going."

"oh, wait!" she brought out three(BIG) full bags of containers of food.

"wow, this is alot. " "good, now no one will have to cook for at least a day." "with five men in the house, itll be gone in an hour"

"bye mijo, it was nice having you over and meeting you." "thank you suegro. it was nice meeting you too" yep, melted again.

"mija, bye, i love you." "bye papi, i love you too"

"mija, bye, i'll miss you. thank you for coming over. i love you" "i'll miss you too, thanks for having us. i love you too mami"

"ay mijo. i dont want you to leave." "i dont want to leave either"

"bye mijo, thank you so much for coming. i'll miss you." ''bye, mama. thank you for having us. i'll miss you too."

you two walked out the front door and got into the car.

"love you guys! say hi to the boys for me!" "we will mami! love you too!"

"bye mama! love you!!!"

and with that, you were driving back to your house. yeonjun intertwined your hands and kissed it. man he was hot driving with one hand.

the end

um so why am i posting a christmas fic in august, bc i thought abt it while eating mole sooooooooo. yall, before you come at me for having the rosca de reyes in december, i know its eaten in january but, yall arent gunna visit them until then soooo. uh LATINAS FOR YEONJUN

[therealpontius]

Bbq (pt5) ~ egg bagel

You wake up at 7am to chris singing in the kitchen, you got up and zombie walked to the kitchen to see him dancing around and frying eggs.

"Morning y/n! How did you sleep?" he glanced over to you but continued dancing " yeah it was good" you yawn and stretch your body "yours?" You walk over to him and lean against his counter "i couldnt even tell you i dont remember waking up" he giggled to himself and you laughed along " so you like eggs?"

" i love eggs" you said enthusiastically

( you secretly hate eggs but seeing him exited? You couldnt kill his mood youd rather sit, eat the eggs and smile)

"Thats great! They will be done in i would say... ten minutes? Go up and look for some clothes" he leans in closer to you and whispers "do a sniff test i cant promise everything up there will be clean" he goofily giggled and continued frying

You walked upstairs and enter his bathroom to see a few condom packets on top of the toilet and dirty underwear in the corner. You grab the closest towel you can see and hop in the shower , it felt so good to be clean again.

Afterwards you enter his room, there was multiple guitars mounted on the wall above his double bed. There was clothes sprawled under his bed and at the door and a few empty crushed cans of beer on his night stand. Yo turn to see his drawers and slowly open the top drawer incase you see something your not supposed to, nope! Just clothes. You grab a baggy misfits band shirt and a pair of camo shorts.

You return to the kitchen and chris grins at you, you see his face turn red a little but choose to ignore it. "Those are my favourite shorts" he points to them exitedly "i can tell why" you smile back at him " well here you go!" Chris pushes a bagel with fried egg, herbs and pepper corns towards an empty seat. You smile and sit down. He watches you like a puppy dog to see your reaction. You take a bite and completely prepare yourself to fake smile.... It was fucking amazing. Your eyes roll to the back of your skull and your body goes limp "holy shit... chris you are such a good cook" you look at him to see him smiling widely looking very proud of himself " thankyou" he giggles and looks like hes got shy.

After breakfast you drive yourself and chris down to the set for the day "so what are you filming today?" You look over at him"im not going to be filming again untill we go to japan next week. You are coming right?"

(The cast have to film almost all of the street pranks in japan because you dont need permission to put someones face in a movie, legally)

You nod and he smiles "ill be filming alot of party boy there, i mean alot" he lies back onto the seat of the car "its not easy having the best dick of the cast" he looks at his nails and fake yawns before looking at you for a reaction "are you saying mines isnt pretty enough?" You say in a manly voice and make an angry face at him, he nudges you softly and giggles to himself. "can i put on the misfits? They get me prepared for the day" chris puts his hand near the stereo and waits for your reply "duh of course" you smile at him and he puts in 'famous monsters' scream came on and he was instantly dancing and singing along, it was weird to see someone enjoy them as much as you, after that saturday night came on and he sang it full passion, it was quite funny.

You arrive at the set and notice some of the boys giving you weird stares because you walked in together but they were all buisy planning the trip to japan. You and chris separated, he went over to jeff and you went and sat with bam and ryan who were playfully wrestling "hope im not interrupting" the boys both looked over and smiled "no not at all" ryan said before shoving bam off him and giving you a hug

(Affection was very common here)

Bam followed up by giving you a hug too "so you and pontius?" Bam said waiting for you to tell them gossip "me and pontius?" You said clueless as if you didnt just spend the night on his couch "you two are fucking it's obvious" ryan broke the silence " no we are not!" You said angrily "cmon y/n your wearing his clothes, you didnt honestly think you would get away with it?" Ryan said cockily "we just have the same clothes, now excuse me i need the toilet" you said in full panic hurrying off to the porta potty.

After you got out steve-o saw you and jogged over to greet you "hey y/n! How are-" he looked at your outfit "your wearing pontius's clothes" his face dropped and he stood back in shock "im not we have the same clothes" you said with obvious panic in your voice, steve-o looked up and you and raised his brow "i have known you since i was 10 dont kid me on now" you roll your eyes "fine! So basically because none of you guys could get him from the skate park i picked him up and took him to his to clean up his wound, i slept on his couch, he slept in his bed and i woke up and had a shower. He let me wear his clothes" you exhaled, it felt good to tell the truth "skate park? Wound? Is he okay?" You came to the realisation that pontius was just trying to spend time with you, sly fucker. You dont even want to know how he got the cut. "Look it doesnt matter i need to go do something right now" you pat steve-os sholder and walk off without letting him say shit.

You sit next to johnny when hes planning japan with jeff and spike, none of them really say anything wich is understandable. You didnt want to chat, just wanted a conversation to not be about chris for once. After awhile jeff and spike walk off to their offices and leave you and johnny "hello y/n" he says trying to be nice but you can tell hes very stressed "johnny we dont even need to talk i know how stressed you are i just need new company" he nodded and rested his head backwards, you shimmy your chair closer and rest your head on his sholder. After awhile of sitting you break the silence "johnny can i ask you something?" You move from his sholder and he moved his head up to look at you and tilts "yes darin?" You stutter a bit, scared incase you sound stupid "did chris contact you last night?" He gets out his phone "let me check" after a minute or so he looks up at you "no? How come?" You shake your head and smile annoyedly "its nothing thank you for checking."

You didnt tell chris you knew he was lying, waiting for him to admit himself. Of course, he never did...

[thatpunnyperson]

Since the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival is coming up this friday September 29th in the northern hemisphere, I tasked myself with making many mooncakes, and they all came out differently than any mooncakes of mine have ever come out.

So if anyone has any recipes they like, or filling ideas, or stories about mooncake making or eating, comment or reply it write in the tags

I'm including pictures of this years mooncake baking adventures under the cut

Along with my usual recipe that I've made 2 years previously, I made a second recipe that has slightly different ratios:

The lump on the left is the new recipe, while the lump on the right is the normal recipe, which is especially wild because both recipes make roughly the same volume of filling and intend to use every bit of dough for every bit of filling. So, the ratios are wildly different.

Mooncake dough is also only 4 ingredients, like any pastry: flour, fat, sugar, salt. For mooncakes, the flour is typically low-gluten flour like cake flour or glutinous rice flour (which actually has zero gluten, but it's very starchy and mimics gluten), the fat is a neutral-flavored oil like canola or peanut oil, the sugar is ~golden syrup~ which is an invert sugar like corn syrup or (to some degree) honey, and the salt is actually created through adding something called "kansui" (pronounced sort of like "can" like a can of soup, and "shway" like you're saying the word "sway" with an "sh" at the beginning instead of just the "s") or alkaline lye water. The golden syrup is acidic because of the inversion of the sugars, so the basic kansui neutralizes the acid and creates a salt. You can also add extra salt if the dough isn't the proper saltiness, but you dont have to.

My 3 fillings were very non-traditional because I've been making the same honey pistachio filling for years and wanted to try something different:

Image 1: pistachio, honey, and rose

Image 2: coconut, honey, and date

Image 3: dried apricots in apricot preserves

I had tried to make filling that would be sturdy enough to hold up the pastry, because in previous years, the pistachio filling (without rosewater) did a decent job but always created kind of fat bottoms as the pastry heated and sagged. So I was like, "I'm sure I can just add rosewater to the pistachio mix, and I'm sure medjool date balls wrapped in coconut with honey would work well, and I'm sure the dried apricots would absorb the extra apricot preserves moisture, and these should all work."

Turns out the 2 different doughs didnt actually make too much difference, because the fillings were kind of a disaster lol. A delicious disaster, but still a disaster:

The coconut honey date ones are on the far left, the pistachio rose ones are in the middle with floral muffin wrappers, and the apricot ones are on the far right in a random assortment of solid colored and floral muffin wrappers.

The coconut honey date ones had the most difficult filling to wrap because the coconut somehow got incredibly wet, though I am unsure from where the moisture came. The coconut mixture was literally sweetened shredded coconut, canola oil, and honey, and something happened to make the sugar syrup in the coconut itself come out. It was very weird and made nestling the little ball of date deliciousness in the center very difficult. But then they baked up perfectly??? And taste great, which is unsurprising since dates dipped in honey and rolled in coconut is a classic egyptian snack/dessert.

The pistachio ones were the ones in which I was most confident, and yet they started to collapse halfway through baking, so I evacuated them from the flat baking sheet and into a muffin tin for the remainder of their baking. However, this resulted in them kind of collapsing in the middle because the diameter of their spread-out bottoms was the diameter of the TOP of the muffin tin wells, so they kind continued spreading into the open space under them and thus collapsed. But they taste amazing, so I'm not complaining.

The apricot ones were clearly going to be a problem from the moment I scooped the filling into the first pastry disc to make the first apricot mooncake. Way too runny, no amount of cornstarch would help me. I hoped for the best and made 3 mooncakes and put them on a baking sheet, but a minute into baking revealed that they would not be able to actually hold themselves up. So again, I evacuated them into a muffin tin and then made the remaining apricot mooncakes in the muffin tin from the start. They ended up browning way differently and the material between the mooncake walls and the hot oven air definitely made the mooncakes cook slower. However, since the fillings are precooked, I simply had to cook the mooncakes enough for the pastry outside to cook, and then I could take them out of the oven. And they taste pretty dang good, if I do say so myself, but I am also a slut for apricots and am clearly biased.

So that is my Mid-Autumn Moon Festival Mooncake Adventure 2023. I will be troubleshooting all 3 of these fillings, and also trying new fillings around the december holidays because marzipan/almond paste would make an excellent filling, as would some weird gingerbread filling. Or pumpkin pie? So many options, so many mooncake possibilities.

[spindash]

well i dont use twitter anymore but i have some screencaps of my nsb save so umm under the cut i guess just cuz i like having them somewhere :-) not as many as my mt komorebi save cuz im having fun and keep forgetting to take pics L

ok took the tots to sulani and took 0 pics of them however mazarine did get to chat up a milf for awhile but she never called me back </3 And she is a milf because she has three children i remember giving her makeover for my save file

GOT A KITTEN!!! did you know toddlers can pick up kittens because i did NOT and oh my god. its really cute

bess sterling would not leave mazarine the fuck alone so i invited her over to start a fight but all max wanted to do was play with her and it was kindof sweet so instead mazarine asked her on a date LMAO

umm twins aged up just in time to watch a horror movie for halloween and ignacio wouldnt put down his favorite toy (corn with googly eyes) and then max got so scared she cried. but she still said horror is her favorite genre of movie. they actually had a whole birthday party in the park and it was fun and cute but i didnt take any pictures because oh my god parties are a nightmare to handle

went out to eat to celebrate mazarine reaching the top level in the scientist career yipppeeee except it took one million years for them to figure out how booths work and then bess didnt get her meal and they went home at 4am awesome game pack no notes. also the lighting inside was so ugly so sorry

went to mt komorebi where max met nanami and they built a snowman together yaaaay already plannign ahead her and max might date but who knows i think gen 2 is super noncommittal LOL oh also while they were there ignacio went snowboarding and fell off and knocked out his first tooth so congrats ignacio

and finally :-) ignacio was feeling embarrassed about his school prank to release hundreds of gerbils in the hallways going wrong. SAD.. ok thats it thankyou for coming on this journey with me

[imstraight]

well ig since i walked out i can spill the real tea at my last job

extreme racism

extreme sexism/misogyny

extreme homophobia/transphobia (a supervisor targeted this trans girl who was so sweet)

sexual harassment on a daily basis. i reported it often and was laughed at. didnt really help that the worst of it was coming from managers/supervisors. so many incidents including getting groped by an 80 something year old dishwasher over the summer

cut hours with a promise we’d be back to full time (never happened the salaried bitches got a 1k bonus for sending 20 people home daily) none of us were approved for partial unemployment and couldn’t eat or pay bills

dishwashers got paid meals. cooks did not. we were threatened with termination if we ate uhhh it was called stealing. but we got a free shift beer which no normal person took! we were hungry and most people weren’t even 21

call out sick? no that’s a write up. you were expected to come in still and have a manager send you home. (this is why i walked out i just came back after 2 viral infections that almost killed me and my dr sent a note and i had medical paperwork as proof) any absence would be held over your head including covid, not coming in during a travel ban, etc…

begged for a raise. i did not get a raise. i was the only person with a soup talent. i can make a mean soup. i was told “i didn’t give enough back to the company”

do you care about your family? not allowed. your life was supposed to be just work

13 hour shifts at times no recognition no nothing

phones were not allowed to be even in your pocket (new rule riiight before i left) scary shit bc i watched my friend have an extreme family emergency and i had to step in and take her home

managers got fired for sexual harassment ONLY if they were caught with multiple minors. no adult accusations were believed

sick time that you would get in trouble for using

filthy work environment

expired ass moldy food

someone sent out a blade in salsa a customer actually found it idk how we weren’t shut down and no he didn’t get in trouble he just blamed someone else

food was sent out either overcooked or extremely undercooked

gas leak (i almost got fired for calling osha over the summer cause everyone was getting sick anyways it was still a problem when i left)

we had a fire one day on a GAS STOVE and my coworker was screamed at for grabbing a fire extinguisher. it was rusty and he couldn’t pull the pin. they got it out with corn starch 😺

drinking on the job (im not a buzzkill but it was extreme and these people would drive home hammered)

you want a raise? you have to fuck a higher up for that. this girl was fucking a supervisor and they got caught on the property multiple times. she got a raise. a girl who busted her ass working did not get a raise and she quit after she found out (she was very nice)

need flexibility because you have personal obligations? no you’re not giving enough back to the company

unpaid vacation that rarely got approved. over the summer i needed 2 days off for getting my college shit set up and my bf’s bday. i let this manager know over 5 times with notice. eventually i was tired of being ignored and went around her and sent a mass email to everyone else reminding them i would not be there. it was not a request i was NOT going to be there. they didnt like that too much

managers would regularly come in 30+ mins late. i had to step in and get shit set up for the day write out lists and get a good idea of what we had stocked (which was not my job)

FAVORITISM if you were a white man you were golden. all minorities were treated like absolute shit

good employees were threatened with termination over everything. they did not need a reason to fire you. they just did

harassment in general i almost got into full on fist fights trying to defend myself after people came at me

hr cared about the company. owners cared about the company. management cared about the company. they did not give a fuck about employees at all

no one had manners this bitch almost knocked me out with a door she dropped a box on my head. she never said “behind, sharp” yk all the common kitchen etiquette. i was advised by a manager to stab her?

benefits? nonexistent. i did get covid relief for 40hrs which they didn’t want anyone to know about. i told everyone (we were encouraged to come in with covid just wear masks)

annoying ass rude ass people that wanted to mansplain everything even if they were in different departments LOL. i cussed out people on a daily basis. it got to the point grown ass men were afraid of me because they didn’t expect me to fight back

good workers were threatened the shitty ones were promoted

and much more!

honestly fuck that place with everything in me. i have been debating on blowing them in for labor laws and sooo much illegal shit. they would get shut down for many incidents i didn’t get into

[philosophicalparadox]

Did I ever mention how much hives absolutely suck. And that you should really, really make sure you do boosters on your kids' MMR vaccines.

Like. There's not accurate enough words for that kinda funny wheezy feeling you get right before they come on and you're just like "fuuuuuuuuck" as you dash across the house to grab the Benadryl before the itching starts.

Itching, and pinchy, stabby pain. You can feel each hive as it appears. Pin-prick. Pin-prick. Pin-prick. And it. Doesn't. Stoooooooop.

Then you get the funny feeling as your system goes into allergy mode, flooding your body with histamines that give you a headache, makes all your joints (lymph nodes) hurt, and gives you a little bit of a fever. Sometimes with intermittent nausea.

And of course your nose is trying to run off your face and eyes want to cry themselves dry.

All of this because I touched a unwashed tomato for exactly 3 seconds.

Funnily enough I can eat them just fine. Same with squash. But I can't physically touch squash, tomatoes, melons, strawberries or potato plants at all. I can't touch or eat anything melon, not even cucumbers. Which is tragic because I love melons. I'm now hyper sensitive to strawberries too and must be very cautious of eating them.

I used to eat them all the time. I loved watermelon, and cantaloupe, and strawberries. I used to love climbing the trees outside and helping mom and grandpa pick tomatoes. And as most kids do, I absolutely adored going to the pumpkin patch to pick up pumpkins.

Then I got measles, when I was 6. All because my mom was too "busy" to take me back to the doctor for my booster shot when I was 2.

I was lucky. I had one shot. Mine was a rare breakthrough case, so I didn't get all the symptoms, and I didnt suffer too much damage to my immune system. But now I am allergic and sensitive to a lot of things I never was before then, like cedar. And mosquitoes, severely. And mold.

And because my immune system was compromised by measles, I suffer unusual flare ups whenever i get seriously sick.

I had H1N1 once, and it's the sickest I have ever been in my life. Two weeks of hell, with a nasty surprise at the end: I was now totally intolerant to bread. Bread of all things! And pork. And corn. Any and everything corn. And soy. My digestive system just screamed bloody, painful murder at the slightest suggestion of these things.

Living in a poor house really sucked for me at that time. Really, really sucked. Because guess what cheap American food is full of? Yeaaah. Corn. Wheat. And soy.

By trial, error, and a whole lot of puking, I managed to figure out wheat and bread. As long as it didnt have any mold inhibitors or preservatives my body would sorta kinda tolerate it. When it wanted to. But I blatantly refused to live in a world without bread, pasta, and cereal, so I didn't give my system a choice.

Corn is still a struggle, but less so. Soy is only tolerated if it's hydrolysed/isolated protein. And pork? Well. Suffice to say I only get to eat bacon once a year or so. Sparingly. Ham can be tolerated better, as long as it's cold and not fried in its own fat. Beef has developed the same issue - possibly due to Covid interference.

But today I touched a raw, fresh, unwashed tomato on the vine, and the sickness I am presently enduring has been a cruel reminder of how much impact that stupid virus could have had... And how grateful I am that I didn't have it worse.

If this is what a breakthrough can do, I dont want to think about first exposure infection. Vaccinate your damn kids, and don't skip appointments.

[everyothernamistaken]

so yeha

shitfest is over but like i still have to go to this one girls house to make plates for breakfast idk why but we have to so yeah i get to go to pizza party, also durring last day of shit fest very interesting i driving down road anf drive past ass slapping picknek competition, they offered me soda i said no thrn i go inside, they make us listen to speaches, ex girl friend gives some weird ass speach then grabs another girl and kisses her and then i realised i was dating a lesbian she didnt tell me but then like 2 hours later she was talking to her boyfriend and i was like what the fuck but back to the speaches so like the girl i kicked in the face do basiclg we all had to hold hands but like she gtabbed my hands then in her speach she thanked me idk what for i havent done anything for her but bloody her nose. After show end all the people involved were supised to go on stage but i didnt get the announcment becaude i was in the box so i was in the audience with my father when they were giving away like recognizions but i didnt think they would call me so i was chilling in the crowd with my dad, they fucking called me so i ran to the stage, knocked a woman over infront of like 500 people, and they were chearing my name while this was happenint and then becaude my dad didnt come up i didnt take a phoyo with him instead i got a photo with the shitty director guy ive been bad mouthing for a week and then i got put on stage next to my ex's family but its ok because im chill with all of them minus their daughter i went skiing with her brothers we chill minus her brother throwing his skiis, but i was like shellshocked from being in the box and then being in the bright so i have like the 20000 yard stare in the photo which my mother made fun of so i cried, but after fotos i went to chillis with face kick girl and her friend who is also my friend and her boyfriend who is probably a woman idk its not my buisness, so i asked for no ketchup on my burger but they put ketchup, i did not complain because the chef was my firends brother and i was at chillis with her, i saw some weird shit at chillis i saw my ex and the leperchaun she kissed eat like 10 corn cobs which was kinda wierd but then i left and face kick girl kept honking her horn at me like multiple loops in parking lot but theb i went home af like 2 am abd slept, then it was sunday and i slept some more, ive been chilin now but my school has givien a new rule which has givien a few unimportant teachers power trips and its so goofy because half the teachers dont care and half the teachers are the new gestapo, half my firends get detention for walking to a class to print our papers, other half for eating lunch in the quiet cafeteria, i dont get detention because i just push people out of the way and scream at them so i am not late, i may get beaten up though as ghetto kids dont like to be wrong but they do it so well. But today good day i got to work on my boat for a bit then i go home and make bowl becaude weather is nice outside soon i will fire bowl, then mother say we must go to store to aquire alergie medicien so you do not cri when spring, we go to store i see cute bunny stuffed animal i convince mother to purchase i now have cool bunny for easter i am happy i get one for sister too but i keep the cuter one for me.

Also i got lost twice today while driving it was not fun, also i was in class and my partner on a assignment wanted me to go on a adventure to some fuckoff classroom way faroff to measure a foot as that was rhe assignment but i just ghosted her to go interupt my math teachers class by measuring my friend in his classes fokt with my friends whi aldo wanted to do this, then i saw some guys pants fall down and i thought to my self, damn mfs cant get belts in this economy, didnt say anything tho becayse the guy had crackhead eyes like no thoughts behind them but violence and super dialated pupils it wad kinda creepy

I think i should see if my friends want to go on an adventure soon like apparebyly were gpnna make a mc server but that is kinda borring we dont havr the atention span for that like im the lasg one it was like a week and all i did was kill face kick girls dog and wage indiscriminant terrorism against my friends , this was like a year ago i was supoised to play mc with face kick but like i forgor to get her number so i couldnt like yknow, figure out when we were playing. Im so smart

[bluntz420x]

Are you hungry? i could eat.

What color is the chair you’re sitting on? grey and black, mostly grey.

What did you buy last time you went to the store? hmm, i think kyle called it a snack run but we actually got a lot of groceries too!

Do you like salsa that has fruit in it? ive had mango salsa before, its good! isnt tomato technically a fruit tho? XP

Have you ever opened up your computer to clean the fan on the inside? many times.

Can you count in binary? nope.

Do you think stained glass windows are pretty? very!

Are you a chocoholic? i fucking love chocolate. i require it. a few days without it and i feel weird.

Are you scared of snakes? i think im more afraid of being bitten than the snake itself. if someone told me the snake didnt bite, id hold it and not be afraid.

Have you had your wisdom teeth removed? yes, 4.

Do you like hard or soft pretzels better? soft! yum.

What was the last magazine or catalog you looked through? beats me lol, its 2024, i read shit online.

When was the last time you wore a raincoat? i dont know. i dont own one. maybe i should lol.

Have you ever been carded when buying something? yes.

Do you eat meat? yes.

Corn and mashed potatoes, or beans and rice? corn and mash.

Can you sleep with the light on? i can fall asleep if im tired enough period, but at night all night, no lights.

What’s your operating system of choice? windows.

Have you ever broken a bone? nope. fingers crossed lol.

Do you have a favorite highlighter color? pink.

Do you have a flashlight? my cell phone lol. i think i have an actual flashlight in the house in case of emergencies tho.

Do you like watermelon? its aight.

…Honeydew? also aight.

Can you shoot a gun? idk, ive never tried before.

Do you like salad? sure.

When was the last time you smashed your finger? pft lol probably not that long ago.

What color is your computer? black. the work laptop im using rn is silver tho.

Have you ever made ice cream in chemistry class? nope, not that i can recall. chemistry was junior year in high school, which was almost 20 years ago lol.

Has anyone ever walked in on you while you were on the toilet? yep.

What color hair do you have? brown with some natty white.

Do you use the microwave often? often enough. it gets used probably at least once a day by someone in the house.

Are you good at spelling? i try to be, but i am human.

Have you ever petted a donkey? probably.

When was the last time you went to the doctor’s for a physical? pft lol, i have no idea.

Do you like a lot of ice in your drinks? um, i wouldnt say a lot… but i do like ice.

Have you ever painted a room? yes.

Are you strong enough for this survey? sure lol.

Whose bed were you on last? my own.

When was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? a day or two ago im sure. i laugh daily. :)

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone? of course.

Are you someone who’s an asshole because you’re so honest? honesty doesnt make someone an asshole, being an asshole makes someone an asshole.

Have you ever cleaned up someone else’s vomit? yes.

Do you drink more apple or orange juice? apple.

When was the last time you cried? Why? im not sure. i think i was angry probably?

Who’s the last person you talked to in person? technically some coworkers in passing, im at the office.

Are you in a good mood? im okay. i could be way better.

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your gf/bf? no way.

Would you ever donate blood? i would if i could.

Would you rather drink coffee or tea? coffee.

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? right now.

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? nope.

Do you think someone is thinking about you? maybe.

Do you think it’s disgusting for a girl to drink alcohol and get drunk? no LOL.

What’s on your mind? thinking about going home and getting away from people.

What are you doing tomorrow? idk, its wednesday so nothing special. my landlord is supposed to come by and fix our garage but we'll see lol.

What are you doing tonight? taking the kid to his winter workouts then hanging out with the hubs.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? no.

Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? yes.

Do you get distracted easily? kinda, mostly.

Is there someone you wish you were still close with? i guess, but not actually. like the moments that made me not talk to people i no longer talk to, they are valid reasons to not talk to that person anymore, but the memories before those moments, i miss those.

Do you always care what you look like? no.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? idk man lol. "worth it" is a weird term.

Do you regret anything you’ve done this year? nope.

Do you get easily embarrassed? no.

Do you know what it’s like to be truly happy? yes.

Have you ever cried your heart out? yes.

Do you believe in love? yeah.

Do you go tanning? nope.

Do you hate the last person you kissed? no.

Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? no way lol been there done that, boring as fuck and theres no chemistry for me.

Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff? yes.

Did you climb trees when you were younger? i loved to climb trees.

Have you ever started a sentence with “no offense, but”? yeah lol, when i was younger. they are one of my least favorite statements now.

You’re single, why? i am married.

It’s 2 in the morning and you get a call, who is it? idk, my phone is on silent lol, probably spam.

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? yes, i will still be married.

Do you always answer your phone? no.

Do you think you’ll have the same best friends a year from now? idk lol.

Do you think life has been good so far? sure.

How many people have you had STRONG feelings for this year? just kyle.

If you could would you take back your last kiss? nope.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? nope.

Last time you were really happy? right now.

Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly? so many.

Is the last person you kissed, going to be the next person you kiss. yes.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go? no, i dont regret. i lament then it passes and im grateful.

How long was your longest make out? LOL idk.

Do you want to dance? not rn but i do like dancing.

Do you like someone? yes.

Why aren’t you with the last person you kissed? he is my husband.

Is life unfair? duh.

How has the week been? its still early, its been fine.

Are you mad at anyone right now? haha not really.

Are you happy? sure.

When was the last time you talked to the last person you kissed? before being dropped off at work.

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you? i guess.

Who made you laugh last? kyle.

Ever liked someone who treated you like crap? yeah.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? three hours.

If the person who hurt you most said they’re sorry would you believe them? no. they have said theyre sorry. they all say theyre sorry. theyve all been sorry. sorry theyre assholes and something happened to them that hurt, finally.

When was the last time you hugged someone? earlier today.

Do you think love lasts forever? sure.

If the last person you kissed, was kissing someone else, what would you do? beat both of them up.

What’s something that made you smile today? kyle.

Has a boy/girl put their arm around you the past five days? yes.

Which is harder, walking away from somebody you love or coming back to somebody who has hurt you? walking away.

Have you kissed someone in the past 3 days? yes.

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead? love it.

Where are you? my desk, at work.

Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren’t? sure.

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober.

I bet you’re going to kiss someone tomorrow, right? duh.

[serafienn]

Lil backstory to all this and a big ass lesson to anyone, NEVER and i mean NEVER change yourself for a MAN. i am a person who just feels more comfortable not eating much and being skinnier, while i know that this isnt the healthiest it still is how ive always been. Now i met this guy and he was into... Bigger women... Or so i thought. He followed a bunch of weird corn accounts on Instagram and it was mainly of plus sized models so me as a little insecure validation seeking teenage girl who has struggled with an eating disorder most of her teen years chooses to do what? Leave the dude behind because he doesnt fit my goals and will push me away from them further? WRONG. my dumbass decided to GAIN WEIGHT. It took me about an entire summer to lose weight and ever since that summer a year ago its been a rocky road struggling to maintain that weight and lose more. I threw all that down the drain for one man. I definitely did gain weight and while i went up a cup size most of it went to my waist. I definitely didn't gain something crazy like 40 lbs in one month but more around 10-15. To make matters worse i dont even think the guy liked ONLY big girls despite the fact that he would skinny shame me but i think he just liked any girl. Didnt Matter if they where brandy sized or plus sized he just wanted ANYONE. Now i just cant stand him and i gained weight which i worked so hard to lose. Were on winter break at the moment so ill try to lose weight because I'm so jealous of my thin friends. Im not ugly by no means but I just dont have the body to match my face, especially not now. Let this be a lesson to all of you ana girlies DO NOT DO IT FOR A BOY DO IT FOR YOURSELF 😭😭😭

[ashstar1111]

babysitting storytime?? not a good one tho lol

its kinda long so be aware. also, sorry for any spelling/grammer mistakes, english isnt my first language.

ok so BACKROUND: theres this couple + two daughters (7 and 5 y/o) who lives two floors below me & my family, and both the parents had to work and they needed someonw to watch their girls from 8am to almost 5pm (so about 9h). 

Usually my little sis babysits for them but she had plans + she didnt feel like shes ready to babysit for so long (its the first family shes babysitting for), so she offered me the job. and me, being me, took it without thinking twice (spoiler alart, BIG MISTAKE).

so i wake up in the morning and i feel really ill, i almost threw up a few times and my stomach really hurts, but i dont have much time to worry about it so i suck it up like a big kid, drink my coffe, take the dog for a walk, come home, finish my coffe, and go to their house. 

so, get to these girls apartment at 8am sharp, and everything is fine for the first few hours, they’re snacking some chips and drinking WAY to much chocolate milk, as well as watching wired youtubes on the tv, they were honestly very well behaved at the begining tbh, so i just let them be. 

at like 11:30am they started being hungry and they asked me for some fruites, so i was like “okay :)” and went to cut some fruites and stuff for them. i cut them a peach and washed them two different types of grapes, put it all on a plate and brought it to them.

then, they said they want corn schnitzel and i was like, “okay, well you can eat the fruites while i make u some” and went to the kitchen. what i didnt know was that they were starting to play with the fruits instead of eating them, so i came back to find the grapes, still uneaten, but covered in green liquid sope (???), and one (1) pice of peach was eaten. thats it. no girls.

at this point its about 12:45pm and they’re not in the living room where i left them. why? because APPARENTALLY, they decided that braking into their parents room (which was locked, btw, dont ask me how tf they got in) to steal some Mentos, was the best thing to do after murdering fruites.

i caught them right before they found the Mentos, and brought them to the dining table to eat the schnitzel they asked for. after they ate they decided to play a game called “trying to get into mom and dad’s room to steal stuff”, and i had to literally STAND AND GAURD THE DOOR TO MAKE SURE THEY WERENT STEALING SHIT. 

then, as they relized that I was the main problem, they decided to start trowing things at me. moestly shoes and crayons and markers and dolls. i asked them to stop multipul times and tryed to talk to them like big girls, until they decided to take it one step forwared, and throw a PAIR OF SCISSURES directly at me. 

it didnt hit me bc i moved, and then i yelled at them that they’re not supposed to be throwing sharp stuff like that, especially not at people. they didnt give TWO SHITS, and their way of showing me that was to throw the scissures at me AGAIN.

at that point i kinda gave up, maybe bc i was tired, maybe bc i was feeling kinda ill, maybe bc i was hungry, or maybe bc ive had enough stuff thrown at me a this point. fuck knows, the point is, i fucking had it.

i got away from the door and yelled at them that i hope they treat the next babysitter to watch them better than that (bc FUCK IT im not going back in there, especially not for enother 9 fucking houres.) and that ill be telling their mom everything. 

they obviusly were like “yeah we dont really care”. and when im telling u i was so close to snapping, i mean i was SO FUCKING CLOSE. so, i did what every reasonable adult would have done, and i sat on the couch in the living room and had a silent meltdown while the girls i was supposed to be watching were stealing cendy from their parents :).

after about 15 muinets (so it was about 2pm) of silently crying, they came to apologize to me, but i was so fucking angry (i still am and its 10pm) that all i did was telling them that i dont want their apology, and again, that i hope they would treat the next babysitter better, and then i got up and went to the kitchen floor to text heir mom.

long story short: their mom called me and scolded them that it wasnt ok and shit, but im still angry (both that they think they have the right to throw a pair of scissures at me, and that they actually made me scared. the rest of the babysitting they behaved and shit so i hid in the bathroom, bc i was shaking (im still a bit shaky for some reason) and honestly i didnt feel like i could face them).

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerios lefty eyebag 😌

I hope you are doing better today. How was your day? Did you do anything fun?

I'm doing okay. Having a little headache though but maybe because I'm hungry. I'm thinking pasta for dinner but I don't wanna cook lol

Ah I see. I don't know if I can handle an 18 hour fast everyday. I think if I wasn't just sitting by my desk I could, because when I get bored, I think of food and snack hahaha it's gonna be bad since I didn't buy myself snacks at all.

Oh yeah, I am not too excited about the whole weather change. I hope I pack the right clothes.

Yesss, I was in awe when I saw the big display of a part of Kansas, and it had a race track, a baseball stadium..it even had hot air balloons. Then the giftshop had a lot of lego sets that isn't in regular stores, and it took me awhile to decide what to get as a souvenir lol

Dang, 500 to 600 a month?? I'd do that if I lived in CA or FL. Just going there every weekend, rain or shine. Epcot is also theme park in FL. I think it's another Disney one.

Six flags is a fun place too. Have you taken Emily to any of the theme parks yet or is she still too young for those?

I know I definitely want to visit this one restaurant that serves crabs and shrimps, and has this really good shrimp paste thing to put on the rice 🤤🤤 I have been craving that so much. There's also this one food that my grandma makes and it has chicken and mushroom, I'm not sure what the name is but she always makes it on special occasions. So I am hoping my aunt knows how to cook it because my grandma can't cook anymore.

Nahhh I won't miss you, I'll be relieved to be away from your weirdness. Hahaha just kidding! I hope I can get online, not sure because I know I have to get my phone plan to have international plan when I get there.

I think that's in every Asian culture, the eat noodles during birthdays for long life. Do you have a cake that you wish to have this year? Or do you just get the same cake every year?

Hm, what would you do differently in life if you knew nobody would judge you?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello undecisive curious corn-punn! 😅

I just got the chance to finally sit down n relax. I hv been moving on n on n on all day..

You wont believe me if i told u how my day or what did i do today, because my answer is the same.. chores,cleaning, laundry, be a mom to cutest little booger 😅🤣😬 so, it was same shit different day 🤣

Hows ur headache? I hope u feel better. Did u end up making pasta for dinner?

Yeah it's hard but i think ur body will get used to it. I dont snack much anyway. Im thinking to try the 20 hours fasting.

Oh yeah, i feel u about the clothing while u r there.. because it's different. It's too hot n all u want is wearing anything that's comfy.

U like Kansas? Seems like Kansas have ur heart.😁

Ah i see.. im gonna google about epcot then..😁

N yeees i hv taken em to theme parks.. disneyland, sixflags and frontier city (it's owned by sixflag). N she tried roller coaster too..she loves it n i was a proud mama.lol. i was worried she would be too scared because i want her to love roller coaster so oneday i can do it with her the extreem ones.hahaha.

Ouuuh the food sounds really goood! I live tue bbq pork skewer from philipine restaurants n their crispy pork..my favorite is the panfried thin noodle.

Hahaha im sure u'll miss me n my weirdness a lot while u r there 🤣🤣🤣 u will probably miss calling me with the long nicknames u created.lol 🤣

Well, if u want, u cab let me know when u r going n when u come back so if i ddint hear from u,i wong get worried n know that it's because u didnt get any phone data or connection or somehthing. 😁

Hmm i dont know, i just love a good rich chocolate cake. N i always have at least 1 drink on my birthday just for the fun of it.haha.

So philipinos also eat noodle on their birthday?

Hmm i dont know. If people dont judge maybe i will be open about my sexuality n kinks. Lol. N i will be more blunt n straightforward if i dont like someone. N learn anything i want. U?

Next question.

Cheerio!

[arunablogz]

i need to rant title- all my friends are snitches

so today because of snitching i got in trouble so let me tell you you see i was making fun of the kid in the front and he got mad and then he started to tell the entire class so i made fun of him by saying”abhay eats a lot so now hes fat” and i said that in sanskrit and poop and fat sound same in sanskrit so he must have heard”abhay eats a lot so he poops a lot” so that got me in trouble so basically everyone was coming at me and saying you will go to office heck even one kid said you will be suspended now and then the kid who snitched is my biggest enemy even tho im sorry but they were like”ooooohhh im telling the teacher” and the whole 6th,7th,8th period i was dying from shame and anxiety and i was anxious i started to feel like someone is pucking my hairs but in the end the kid did tell the teacher but i didnt got in trouble so that nice anyways that school for ya bye hey arunabh from the after nooni have coding class right now and no HOMEWORK so ya thats nice so i guess i will just CHILL after class but i do have a test on friday so i might study a little even tho today is wednesday and also today i spoke in assembly and everyone loved it and also today for lunch i had chickpeas and flatbread or in hindi(chana and paratha) and also butter milk(chaach) and for dinner i will have corn fritters or in hindi(bhutte ke pakoda) so ya thats nice and also todays day was noice but i fell hard during skates because my mind was filled with anxiety and i was anxious and i could hear the kids talking like they are gonna assasinate me im over exaggerating a bit but it was bad so now i know that well every in my class is a snitch 

[hysokaz]

leorio isnt "dad" hes like. irresponsible older brother who would let you stay up past 12 and give you cheat codes for gta4. addendum kurapika isnt a motherly figure he would let you eat off the floor

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Just Friends?

Gif credit @bodybebangin

Requested by anon. I hope you like it. Thanks for the request.

"Kacey Dutton, if you dont stop I'm going to fucking kill you". You warned Kacey when he pointed the water hose at you. He giggled like a school girl when he came up beside you.

"I like to see you try".

"Do it and you will see what your heart looks like on the outside of your body". You threatened him once again when he clicked the nosel to the straight shooter.

Screams came from your lungs as Kacey sprayed you right in the face. He laughed and danced around you as you got soaking wet.

"You're fucking dead. I hate you". You growled turning around to face him.

"Oh shit". He squealed, dropping the hose and taking off running down the path.

You took off after him with speed and anger taking over. Today was not a good day to wear a white shirt you thought to yourself as you chased him down. Just inches away from him you jumped onto his back and pushed him down to the ground.

"Eat dirt, bitch". You pushed his face into the ground as he struggled.

"What are you doing"? A familiar voice came up behind you on his horse.

"Killing Kacey, wanna help"? You turned your head with a smirk not letting up on Kacey as you laughed.

"Nah, let him up". Rip told you as he got off his horse.

You did what you were told and got off Kacey.

"I have grass and shit in my mouth". Kacey groaned spitting out pieces of grass.

"Good. If Rip didnt save your ass I would have made you eat a horse patty". You smirked popping your hip out.

"What were you two doing"? Rip asked taking his glasses off and rolling his toothpick around his mouth.

"Washing the horses. We just got back from riding and they were muddy". You replied, biting your lip as you looked at Rip.

"I see. He do that to you"? You motioned to your wet white shirt.

"Yeah. You wouldn't have a shirt I could borrow, would you"? You asked, sweetly.

"Yeah, let me go get it". Rip told you heading to his house.

"I'll go with you. Kacey need to brush his teeth. I think he has some grain or corn stuck in his teeth". You snickered as you walked up beside Rip. Rip chuckled as Kacey ran off.

"I cant believe him and I are friends sometimes".

"Just friends"? Rip squinted his eyes as the sun shined bright.

"You know that Rip. I'm with you".

"We fuck Y/N. You can date who ever you want". Rip turned his attention to the road.

"I wouldn't date someone like Kacey. I know where his mouth has been". You laughed. Rip was motionless.

"Are you jealous, Rip"? You asked the question with caution.

"No. You do whatever the fuck you want to. To who ever you want to. You're just a fuck". Rip snapped but simmered down as you looked away from him.

"Okay.  Um, just forget the shirt, I'll just put on my jacket". You muttered and walked away.

"Y/N". Rip called after you but you didnt stop. He sighed and followed the rest of the road. You went to the Dutton house and sat on the porch waiting for Kacey. Tears rolling down your cheeks.

"Y/N"? Kacey came and sat beside you. "What happened"?

"Nothing. I'm fine". You wiped away your tears.

"Rip, was mad. Wasn't he"?

"He said I can do what I want. I'm just a fuck".

"He's an idiot".

"He thinks I want you".

"Gross. No offense but ew. You're like a little sister to me".

"We're the same age dumbass. But thanks for thinking so highly of me". You laughed nudging Kaceys arm.

"You know what I mean. We dont see each other like that. We're just friends".

"He doesnt see it like that". You laid your head on his shoulder.

Kacey sighed, he was the only one that knew about your friends with benefits with Rip. He also knew how much you wanted more with Rip and that you loved him but were to scared to tell him because of the friends with benefits you had going with Rip. You didnt want to ruin what you had.

After you left, Kacey decided to take matters into his own hands and went and found Rip. He was talking to Jimmy about the fences that had to be done tomorrow.

"Rip, can we talk"?

"Sure, what do you want"?

"Privately". Kacey looked at Jimmy.

"Get lost". Rip spat at Jimmy and he left quickly.

"What's on your mind, Kacey? I got shit to do".

"What did you say to Y/N today"?

"What's it to you"?

"She's my friend and I want to know why the hell she was crying"? Kacey stepped closer to Rip who took out his toothpick and put it behind his ear.

"I dont know what you're talking about".

"Bullshit. There's no reason for you to be jealous. I don't like her that way".

"You don't know shit. So stay the hell out of it". Rip warned Kacey getting a few feet from his face.

"I know she loves you. She wants more in whatever you have, Rip. You cant denie that you dont want that too? Because if you didnt you wouldn't have gotten so mad today. Or watch us when we're together. I've seen you".

"That dont mean shit. I told her she can date and fuck whoever she wanted to".

"But she doesnt want anyone else. She wants you. You're to blind with jealousy to see it. You better do something quick before it's to late". Kacey warned Rip before walking away.

While Rip wrestled with his jealousy, you rode your horse. The only time you felt free was with the wind in your hair and you feeling like you could fly. It was the best feeling.

"Come on buddy, let's go home". You patted your horses head as you came upon the river. You knew it was time to turn back.

You rode slowly and listened to the woods. "What should I do boy? Should I just tell Rip, how I feel? Or should I just move on"? Buddy was the best listener when it came to your problems.

"Neigh". Buddy stopped and kicked the ground with his foot.

"You're right. I should tell him. Come on boy". You clicked your tongue and he sped off through the woods.

About half way towards your house you spotted another rider. Noticing the horse you knew it was Rip.

"What are you doing here, Mr. Wheeler"? You stopped Buddy.

"Came to see you".

"Oh really? Why"? You asked getting off of Buddy and tied his rope to a tree branch. Rip did the same.

"Because I'm an idiot. I shouldnt have told you to fuck other guys. I was jealous".

"Of Kacey"?

"Yeah".

"Why? I dont see him like that at all".

"He's your age. Better looking. He's John Duttons son". Rip listed off crazy reasons to be jealous.

"We're friends and that's all we'll ever be. I like you and only you. I like that we fuck but I want more. I want you". You came close to him and cupped the side of his face with your hand.

"I want you too. I just didnt think I had a chance being more with you".

"You have all the chance of being mine. Dont ever doubt yourself". You brought his face to yours and kissed his lips.

"I'm yours".

Rip grinned, picked you up and deepened the kiss. You took off his hat and placed it on a short tree branch.

"Here"? He laughed against your lips.

"Why not? We havent done it in the woods yet". You giggled as Rip wrapped your legs around his waist and slapped your ass.

"Yee haw, cowboy". You circled your arm in the air.

"Come here". Rip attached your lips to his again as he took you to a clear patch of wood. Not having a care in the world or the woods.

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You wanted to play? ok...

Amber

Candy Corn

Cardigans

Crow

Creature Comforts

Cold Hands

Dream

Fresh Air

Giving

Halloween

Holidays

Intricate

Laces

Macabre

Novel

Oven

Pie

Quiet

Spooky

Syrup

Tasty

Tea

Trees

Trains

Ultimate

Yule

Zeal

And ask, i did

I SWEAR I DIDNT ASK FOR ALL OF THEM FROM THE LIST, TRUST ME? 😉😉

Wowww you understood the assigment! ;) @sparklingdust4612

Amber - what's something you do every day?

Talk with my sister and best friend! And read of course :)

Candy Corn - what's your favorite candy?

Does chocolate count? 🙈 No but seriously, I like chocolate waaayyyy more. But if I have to choose, I’m going with these:

They’re basically just gummy’s. The one you see up here is sweet and sour. The other one is on the bottom of the page, tumblr wouldn’t let me put it here. 🙃

Cardigans - favorite autumn colors?

Orange and Bordeaux 😍😍😍

Crow - what's an unpopular opinion you have on autumn?

Uhm, I think the changing of the weather? But that’s only because Dutch weather is awful and fall means a lot of rain. Well, last week it was 28° (Celsius) and then two days later, it was pouring. So, yeah. I think that’s it. I do love sweater weather, though. I really love sweaters and cozy hoodies and all that. It’s just that I don’t like the rain. Especially when I have to bike 😤

Creature Comforts - cats or dogs (or other)?

I have a cat and she has a boyfriend that just randomly comes in our house, lol. I think I’m more of a cat person but, I do like dogs.

Cold Hands - are you single or in a relationship?

I am single! This night I was in so much pain, I was really like: can someone send me a Peeta, please?? Even though I was in pain, I immediately Everlarked it. You know, Katniss sobbing and calling Peeta and he coming to her rescue. Them cuddling while he strokes her hair and tells her she’ll be alright 🥺🥺 (do I have a problem?)

Dream - describe your perfect au.

For me or for Everlark? Let’s do Everlark. Let’s seeee, college au or sports au (or both). I’m a sucker for football player!Peeta. I just 🥵🥵😍😍😍😍 omg, I just can’t. And for myself: studying abroad, either in London or the USA. Making friends, having adventures, being a real college girl. Meeting someone and falling head over heals in love. In case you didn’t notice, I’m really good at romanticizing 😅

Fresh Air - what's something you're thankful for right now?

My cat, for keeping me company and cuddling with me 🥰🥰 and for you guys! I love this fandom so much ❤️

Giving - do like giving or receiving gifts more?

Ooohhh, that’s a hard one!! I like both very much 😋 I love thinking about gifts and giving them and then seeing the happiness on their faces. But receiving gifts is also not bad ☺️

Halloween - what's your favorite Halloween tradition?

Okay, uhm, so, I have a confession to make…I’ve never once in my life celebrated Halloween…it’s just not so big in The Netherlands. I always wondered though, how a real Halloween is like 😍

Holidays - do you prefer Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas?

Christmas, hands down!! I love Christmas sooooo much. Even if I did celebrate Halloween and Thanksgiving, Christmas would still win 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Intricate - what's a subject you have random knowledge about?

Actors I like, lol. If I’m obsessed with a movie or a serie, I look up the actors and yeah 😅 I know a lot about Tom Holland, oops (sorry not sorry)

Laces - knee high boots or fuzzy boots?

Fuzzy boots!! :)

Macabre - you have peculiar interests?

Hmm, I don’t know. I have a lot of interests but I don’t know if they’re peculiar. Maybe that I really like games where you solve murders? I think that comes closest to peculiar. Or where I can think of right now, anyways.

Oven - what's your favorite holiday thing to bake?

Cookies or pie! I really love to bake :))) I really want to try to make cheese buns sometimes, too.

Pie - what's your favorite type of pie?

Carrot cake and apple pie are my favorites!! 😍🤤🥰 I like really like cheesecake, too 😍🤤

Quiet - how do you relax?

Reading, listening to music, eating good food, watching a movie or show I really like and getting a scalp massage by my bestie 🥰

Spooky - do you believe in the supernatural?

Yeah, I really like to believe that they’re powers I don’t posses. That sounded really dark but what I mean is, wouldn’t it be cool if there are sorcerers and witches? 🤩

Syrup - waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes for sure!! With lots of syrup 🤤

Tasty - do you have a comfort food?

Yes! Mac and cheese but then a lil bit different. I also really like quiche with leek and vegetarian bacon. Yes, I’m a vegetarian :)

Tea - what's something that soothes you?

Soft blankets 🥰🥰 my cat. A hug from my mom, dad or sister. (I have a brother, too, but he doesn’t like to hug, lol) hot chocolate or a chai latte 🥰

Trains - if you could spend the fall anywhere, where would you go?

London or New York City. I’ve been to London a few times now and it’s my favorite city 😍🥰. And it’s one of my dreams to go to New York City sometime 🤗

Ultimate - describe your best holiday experience.

I always love the holidays but I think my best one was when I went to Paris with my family. Or when I went to London with my mom and dad. It was both around Christmas so it was very pretty and truly an aesthetic 😍🤩🥰

Yule - what's one wish you have for this holiday season?

A boyfriend. Hahah no just kidding. Although, I wouldn’t complain if I got one. 👀 No, I would love it if we had a white Christmas this year 😍❄️

Zeal - what is something you go all out for?

Christmas and birthdays!! 🤩🤩🤩

This tooooook sooooo long!! I liked it though :) now you guys know me a little better 🤗🤗