#dilf stands for

[lemonswriting]

just realized that “milf” does NOT stand for “mother in late forties”

...

so wAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME IT MEANS MOTHER I’D LIKE TO-

[mobius-m-mobius]

#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE

[metaphorical-goblin]

Beanix starting an OnlyFans (do I have to… censor that?) but you get into it and it’s just. “Best Bluffing Techniques.” “Cool Tricks to Shuffle Cards.” “Single Dad Cooking Hour.” Things like that

Trucy films for him and sometimes you see her glove just sticking in from the upper right corner of the screen. Sometimes the recording starts or stops halfway through her counting down

Eventually Phoenix learns about editing and puts a star wipe everywhere he possibly can

Kay does not tell him what people use the website for

Edgeworth also does not tell them and just stands there red as a tomato while Phoenix tells him how well he’s doing

(Phoenix absolutely knows what people use the website for and he’s honestly kind of just waiting for Miles to stop him and explain it one day)

[azulock]

My type in men is dark haired and looking like they are struggling thru life a little

[yupuffin]

Have I mentioned I freaking LOVE dragons?!

...Well, too bad, because I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[angry-brony]

VAMPIRE HUNTER D-ILF

i mean technically they're also gilfs but point is they're hot and old shhhh

[mazzystar24]

As someone who officiated a wedding before I wanna say congratulations Bobby for being the hottest officiant to ever officiant 🫡

[mommyesque]

I've said this before and I'll say it again <3

[chainmotif]

Cary Elwes in As Good As Dead (2010) dir. Jonathan Mossek

[cartoonartistpng]

So is the general consensus that Eggman’s a certified dilf now?

[martyrbat]

madness – batman: haunted knight

[ezralva]

Oh Kusakabe is finally goated by Gege? Long overdue.

Wait...the chapter started with 'sorta' flashback about him? Oh. Shit. Is Gege on dilf-hunting period again?? Should I prepare my heart for 'rip Kusakabe'? 🥲

Hopefully not...as long as it's not a flashback he himself had...

[titobarkvillier]

what do we do for therapy: new york islanders edition

[moonlight-prose]

there are how many of you here???

[videodrme]

unpopular onion but lalo salamanca is not a dilf.

sure, he’s the right age, wouldn’t be surprised if he enjoys being called daddy during sex — but the guy has no fatherly presence, no actual children as far as we know, and no paternal or surrogate father-like connection to any character.

[egipci]

In Omaha Dad has another one of those nights, and all a fifteen year old can do is pour the rest of the whiskey down the toilet, look through Dad’s jacket for the car keys and the wallet and through the wallet for a twenty, pull the curtains shut, pull his baby brother by the wrist, turn the lights off, make sure the salt line is neat and thick along the threshold, make sure the do-not-disturb sign is facing out on the door handle, say nothing to the gum-smacking chick with the track marks next door, smile and wink at the housekeeping lady, hold his baby brother’s hand all the way down the stairs, puff his chest out as they make their way hand-in-hand to the car where it’s parked in the lot, make sure his baby brother is inside and his door is closed all the way and only then get in the car, drag the bench closer to the wheel, fix the rear-view mirror, fix the left-side mirror, turn the key in the ignition and let the engine warm up first, turn Robert Plant’s wailing down, put both hands on the wheel, lean up enough to see down the hood, take a deep breath, remember that he has known how to drive already for eighteen months, turn right out of the parking lot very carefully and when there are no other cars to be seen, turn the high beams on because it’s very dark, keep both hands on the wheel, stick to the speed limit on that long lonely road, sigh in exaggerated relief when they make it to the strip mall, grin at his baby brother and say c’mon squirt time for dinner, order two burgers and fries to split and a vanilla milkshake, smile and wink at the waitress, turn the straw wrapper into a soggy worm for the one thousandth time, remind his baby brother that Dad does important work out there in the world — that he saves people — that sometimes he deserves a break and that he will soon be okay again and that he will always protect them, order another burger for Dad before they go so it’s still warm when they get back except Dad probably will never eat it and it will spoil, stop at the convenience store for a PayDay and the Lucky Charms his baby brother loves to eat with no milk, keep his head down and ignore what the four men standing outside say about his pretty boy mouth, smile and wink at the lady behind the register, ignore what the four men standing outside say about candy and all the other things they can give him, drive very carefully back to the Super 8, tell the receptionist lady working the night shift that they will be staying another night and can you please charge it on the same credit card, smile and wink on the way out, open the room door very quietly and without turning on the light or breaking the salt line, lock the door behind them, make sure his baby brother brushes his teeth before bed, pull his baby brother by the wrist and feel around in the dark for the way to the bed, make sure his baby brother is tucked in, get into Dad’s bed and scoot close enough to hear his breathing, put his hand on Dad’s arm and say very quietly we just got back Dad, say we got back safe, say we got you something to eat, wait for Dad’s hand on his shoulder, imagine Dad saying good job.