#disemvowel

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Disemvowel

Without vowels, no one can hear you scream.

Artist: Ralph Horsley TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[the-disemvoweler]

Need a sugar daddy but we don't have sex and I don't send nudes I just say "hi" and receive 1000 dolalrs

[catre33]

I am WAY too invested in the potential dethronement of @the-disemvoweler by @the-voweler

[the-voweler]

I'm going tobpeg you

@the-disemvoweler I propose a one time truce for thee to "fuck their shit up", agreed?

[snarp]

I need to hire someone who knows what they're doing to make high-res scans of these *k*n* R**k* manga, among other things

[thunder-cube]

i think it's very funny when my dash does this

[sagegarnish]

So apparently Tumblr algorithm is telling people I’m a popular an. ti-ob*kin blog and I’ve been laughing about it all day

[gurorori]

an if i bcome ott obsessed w my source 4 da time bein.. can ya blame m e....

[bmpmp3]

its wild what amvs can do to you. like 10-15 years ago i saw someone’s fanmade animation of the titular three from warriors power of three animated to the fall out boy song thnks fr th mmrs with each verse coinciding to a different character, if i recall correctly it was hollyleaf (”who does he think he is?” ashfur maybe? or whats his nuts. breezepelt) then jayfeather (crystal ball -> the stick) and then the bridge was for lionblaze (lovers - all his heathertail stuff), and like i dont remember who made the animation and i havent seen it in probably over a decade BUT because of that amv i eternally and forever think that song is about three characters separate but interlocking interpersonal drama instead of. what its actually about. breakup booty calls?

[frnwhcom]

In the vast realm of online communication, language takes on new forms and evolves in creative ways. One such phenomenon that has emerged is disemvoweling—an intriguing linguistic play that involves stripping words of their vowels. In this blog post, we’ll delve into the roots, purpose, and the subtle art of disemvoweling.

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[the-disemvoweler]

I just remembered a story that I think perfectly encapsulates the kind of person I was as a kid.

When I was in kindergarten, I noticed a lyric in one of the songs my teacher would play for us.

"Carrots are always orange."

I knew this was wrong. I liked learning weird fun facts, and I knew carrots weren't, in fact, always orange. And so I thought to inform my teacher of this.

"Yes, they are always orange." She said in reply.

As an autistic young lad, I did not like to be told I was wrong. I especially didn't like to be told I was wrong when I was objectively correct in a way that was very easy to prove. But I also did not like confronting authority figures. So I dropped it.

Until it was my turn to bring a snack for the class.

I begged my parents for a particular snack, and on my turn, I brought a container in with the snack I brought to share with the class.

Yellow, purple, and red carrot slices.

I was the coolest person alive to everyone in the classroom that day, and I proved my teacher wrong.

Anyway causing that kind of harmless chaos is probably why I'm like this now.

[souldoes-things]

Wouldnt it be crasy if @/the-disemvoweler , @/the-disemconsonanter and @/the-disempunctuationer teamed up on a post. And it would just be an empty post.

[the-voweler]

Wait wait have people been sending actual hate to the disemvoweler what the fuck, my hate has been and will always be theatrical what the fuck if anyone has been speaking for me or any shit like that know that they do not speak for me

[the-consonant-remover]

This blog is purely for removing consonants from posts. However, because I don't want to stress myself out, I'll be reblogging from @the-disemvoweler and @the-other-disemvoweler. Let's see how long this lasts lol.