#dndads college au

[tokyosmega]

what college majors are y'all assigning the teens. for me im thinking lincoln sports medicine, scary music tech, normal communications/marketing, hermie theatre/film, and taylor comp sci

[bastard-aziraphale]

cw: smoking, weed, long post (i am so sorry idk how to crop comics on tumblr in a way that doesn't suck) (also. i am very personally endeared by the idea of the oak twins smoking together in their childhood bedroom when sparrow comes home from college as an excuse to spend time with each other without seeming "needy") ANYWAY......EPIC PRANK THE SAPPY TERROW AU STILL HAS OAK TWINS ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tbh idk what this AU is or if it's even an AU or what. like idk who is to say this didn't happen when they were 20. we don't know. i am personally a big advocate of not marrying the person you date when you're 20.

but yeah the idea of "sparrow tries to hint that he and terry jr. are dating and instead lark thinks he is savagely trying to undermine lark and grant's relationship and takes two d12 of damage" got stuck in my head and i thought it was SILLY and CUTE and ALSO A LIL ANGSTY <3

this is very messy but tbh i dont see myself finalizing this + i liked it enough to share it so. TAKE IT!!!

[ratislatis]

Hello :) do you take requests? Would you be willing to draw-

Teen-High-Binder Transmasc Normal?

here he is!! rooming with his sworn enemy!! waking up at noon every day!! eating ramen every night!! what a life!!

(btw everybody feel free to send me requests! with artfight on the brink I may get a bit slow, but I'd love any ideas you throw at me!)

timelapse under the cut <3

[rooolt]

my personal truth is that normal goes into nursing when he grows up

[grantwilsonenjoyer]

thinking. about lovesong i adore them.. i need to write something for them that i can actually post. bc currently it is all just au stuff that makes No Sense out of context.

[llumimoon]

Dose Dot age or do the oaks just pass them down from generation to generation like an antique vase? 

HELPPP ANTIQUE VASE THATS SO FUNNY

Ok I think physically Dot doesn’t age until they decide they want to and then it’s a lil family thing where everyone goes out into the backyard and they help build Dot a new body ANSGEGAHAHAHA eventually she DOES have a young adult body that he sticks with for the rest of history. Kinda like that weird great aunt/uncle that’s just been there for AGES for the Oaks. She generally considers himself to be siblings w/ Normal and Hero though when thinking abt themself on the family tree.

In actuality Dot isn’t even mentally as young as I draw them. He is mentally abt 13ish I think, (since the Doodler in the current timeline represents the Teenage Experience), but the point of the body is for her to experience a normal human childhood. Like after the pretty traumatic first years of it’s life, sometimes they just wanna regress and be taken care of, you know? Age is SO WEIRD for eldritch gods anyways. So sometimes Dot acts like a little kid, and sometimes she suddenly gets very aware, knowing, and a little sassy.

Honestly I think the years that they spend in the young kid body spans the time that the teens are in high school. After that, they’ve emotionally healed and have grown to know a lot more about what it means to be a person, and he’s ready to move on to a teenage form that’s more accurate to it’s mental age. Maybe she even tries going to school.

[tortelloniboi]

i would SO draw a scene from this oakworthy fic but i can’t draw for shit so here i am, letting you guys know that i will absolutely eat that shit UPPPP if any of u draw it

[arebirthingofsorts]

i think there should be more au fics in the dnads tags on ao3 (unless im just not looking for them correctly??) and im not talking canon divergence au i mean like actual alternate universe... college au cafe au bookstore au gimme all the corny cliche aus that u can think of. i don't want to be in the forgotten realms anymore please

[officialgleamstar]

:3 Hi Travis! How about 💙💔?

unpopular fandom opinions <3

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

every of age dndads character is hot, unfortunately 👍 inapplicable. i will say though, i think the way that people make morgan hot is not accurate (made very obvious by mnmoms au LOL). she is hot, but she is not hot in a cool way. this is a woman who married both jodie and glenn. she helped raise nicholas/nicky. she may dress badass but i just do not think the image she projects holds up to scrutiny

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

I AM NOT ENOUGH OF A HATER FOR THIS ASK GAME. I SHOULDNT HAVE REBLOGGED THIS HBGFJHGD this is a deep cut for this blog, but aaron from aphmau's phoenix drop high. i hate saying that because i do genuinely love him, i am an aaron enjoyer. i think he was fine in the other series. but i just feel like him being present in her high school makes their relationship so weird. she is FOURTEEN and you are a SENIOR, GET AWAY FROM HERRR they should have met in college !!!!! tbh i think all of phoenix drop high would have been better if they were college aged but that applies to a lot of high school shows ive watched XD

[duckies27]

Agggggh I have even more headcanons (this Au its an essential part of my brain)

The first few weeks the four of them spent on earth was in a motel and trying to like trying to prove they existed and aren't committing identity fraud (i headcanon that once of them had to create some dumb lie)

When they first all arrived on earth they started panicking Becuz they were all human except for barney who probably just panicked because all his teammates disappeared

The four of them combined probably have at least 5k in usd with all the gold

the first time ellga drank blood on earth she got sick cuz humans weren't meant to drink blood

Chip does Ellga hair

Once at school Ellga got into a fight and won (this hc is kibda cringe srry)

Alright, I love these!

Chip, Mathide, and Barney all had driver's licenses issued from Wisconsin, but they all just kinda popped into existence in California.

Here is everyone's backstory.

Chip - Raised in Wisconsin, went to Stanford for college, but fell into gang habits while within the more dangerous parts of the city. When he met Carol, she helped him get clean. They moved back to Wisconsin to be closer to family. However, they had a lot of problems when trying to have a baby, so they chose to adopt someone from overseas.

Ellga - European with unknown descent. She was adopted after her entire family died in a horrible accident, leaving only her alive. Chip and Carol adopted her at 9.

Mathide - Foreign exchange student who moved to California to go to some prestigious baking school. Thankfully no one asks because they already have the skill of a baker that owns their own business. Was Ellga's babysitter at some point and just got adopted into the family.

Barney - Chip's uncle from Wisconsin. That's all he's got.

Spoilers (for DnDads and Grotethe)

Chip says they moved due to Carol's passing, though Glen has a feeling there was more reason to the move than just that. Glen also is 90% sure that they aren't from the states.

He's the first to see Chip's horns when he loses it on Jodie. Cuz Nicholas did accuse Ellga of not being legal or something similar. Still hammering out the plot but keep this stuff coming ;)

I also will write out the whole Nick/Ellga and Chip/Jodie fight if someone wants me to

[bastard-aziraphale]

for emma - bon iver

cw: bruises, implied s/exual content

grant and terry jr. as high school sweethearts + (eventually) friendly exes is Everything to me. also grant and lark friends to ill-advised fwbs to lovers <3 anyway i just have been very compelled by the idea of terry jr. really struggling to move on at first, because he just strikes me as a bit of a hopeless romantic and also grant would have been his first serious relationship and (arguably more important) his best friend from ages 13-18

also have a lil thing in the works for grant's POV of the breakup >:3c stay tuned >:3cc

[grantwilsonenjoyer]

i don't feel like making a proper post rn but Hiii dndads tumblr. can i offer you a college au grant/sparrow fic in these trying times. <3 feat. sparrow being sweet and grant being Dramatic As Hell