#do it like a dude

[sanjidysphoria]

OBSESSED WITH THIS VERSE TBH. LIKE YEAH. I COULD DO IT LIKE A DUDE.

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Spoilers

Title: Haruhi Fujioka || Do It Like A Dude

Editor: Sonia Joie

Song: Do It Like a Dude

Artist: Jessie J

Anime: Ouran High School Host Club

Category: Character profile

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: November 18, 2010

Lyrics:

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...

J-J-J-J Jessie J

Stomp, stomp I've arrived

Drop the beat, nasty face

Why you lookin' at me?

Flyin', flyin', flyin', flyin'

Through the sky

In my spaceship

I'm an alien tonight

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty sucka

You think I can't get hood like you

You motherfucker

I can do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

Do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

(Hey) We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

(Hey) We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar

Bong, bong, hey, pour me a beer

No pretty drinks, I'm a guy out here

Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' money like a pimp

My B-I-T-C-H is on my dick like this

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty sucker

You think I can't get hurt like you

You motherfucker

Do it like a brother

I can do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

(Hey) We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

(Hey) We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar

Boys, come, come say what you wanna

Boys, you, you need to lick my dollar

Boys, g-getting hot under the collar

Holler, holler, whoa

Boys, come, come say what you wanna

(Come over here)

Boys, you, you need to lick my dollar

(Haha, lick my dollar, dollar, yeah, okay)

Boys, g-getting hot under the collar

Holler, holler, whoa

(Break it down)

I can do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

Do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

We can do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

Do it like a brother

Do it like a dude

Grab my crotch

Wear my hat low like you

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

(Hey) We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar

We can do it like the man'dem, man'dem

We can do it like the man'dem

Sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah

Do it, do it like a dude (Okay)

Do it, do it low like you

Songwriter:

Do it, do it like a dude (Ha ha)

Do it, do it, do it like a dude

Jason Andrew Pebworth / George Astasio / Kyle James Abrahams / Jessica Cornish / Jonathan Christopher Shave / Peter Abrahams

SongFacts:

👉📖

Homepage:

Jessie J

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[skygenders]

Knew this would fucking happen and it's funny they turned off comments.

Anyways this is what Kissinger has to say about his heritage:

“If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic. Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong.”

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

[mysillycomics]

[ot3]

i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.

[chloesimaginationthings]

"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

[sasswonfp]

CHICAGOAN HATSUNE MIKU. Specifically the winter version <3. (alt text provided! :3)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[kcrabb88]

It's truly wild to me how many people out there don't understand that the Star Wars prequels are a tragedy or how tragedies work.

Posts like "these are the Jedi failed movies" truly just make me shake my head. They're actually the "fascism wears a smile until it strikes you down and then it's too late" movies. They're the "the senate became corrupt and clapped in the face of genocide" movies. They're the "make people scared enough of war until they accept authoritarianism" movies. They're the "fear and possessiveness will tear you up on the inside" movies. The Jedi were the heroes of lore, people loved and looked up to them, looked to them for safety, and then too much got put on their shoulders on purpose by Palpatine, and also by a senate that didn't want to act (not you Padme and Bail and Mon, you're perfect). They were drafted and used and scapegoated, which is, you know, a tenet of the vast majority of authoritarian governments (Hitler and Stalin, for instance, might be on different ends of the political spectrum, but they sure both did scapegoat specific groups and commit mass murder, just differently).

When some people say "these movies are about the fall of the Jedi" what they mean is "the Jedi failed" but that's not what "the fall of the Jedi means." It means they were wiped the fuck OUT. Like, Jesus, in Rogue One Tarkin is talking about burning out the final MEMORY of the Jedi by blowing up the holy city in Jedha. Palpatine had to get rid of the Jedi because to get rid of the Jedi was to get rid of the final people standing in his way after he had already worn them out. His intention was not only to kill them, but to alter the galaxy's entire perception of them. To rip away hope. People are always looking for the Jedi to be Bad or nitpick their mistakes (because while other people are allowed to make mistakes, the Jedi never are). Palpatine made himself look like a benevolent grandpa who would keep everyone safe. And that, more than anything, is what gave him SO much power. He stole the narrative.

It's just like. Of course WE know what was going to happen! We know from watching the OT that the PT can only end in tragedy. But the characters don't know that! They don't have all the info! That's how a tragic story structure works. We see it coming and they can't.

Anyway. The Jedi are laser-sword wielding monks with psychic powers who just wanted to do what they could to help. The world would be better if more folks remembered that.