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#do not look at me like that
lankylunatic · 1 year
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I was possessed to make this after my friend showed me MillyKnives content and my brain immediately rotted for it Look it's just wholesome and funny okay I just love the idea of this absolute ray of sunshine being able to tame the burrito of angy Please enjoy this very silly quick doodle
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minotaurapologist · 17 days
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Pet of the day is Coco the sighthound mix who makes me feel guilty for doing my job and just acts mildly inconvenienced by everything we do
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myfemininedivine · 2 years
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talk about your sub fez head canons 😡🔪
Idk why I feel like I’m in like a group huddle w y’all when I put the read more thing but look ok.
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DO NOT ✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻 look at me like that!!! This is important !!!!
OK🗣🗣🗣
So here’s my thing- like there’s a REASON I always put lexi on top and there’s a REASON to why I always have Lexi have her hands on his neck. It’s a sensitive area like you have to be CLOSE to someone to get to the neck u feel me? Not to be sappy but it’s kind of like a “this is how much I trust you” or a “I surrender myself to you” type of thing.
I feel like since Fezco is a caretaker type like he might be into that aspect of sex where the partner is ‘getting off’ on them- NOT USING, but rather helping them get off, letting them do whatever they need to get their high.
I feel like he’s into her dirty talk and I feel like he’s into praise (let my homeboy know he’s pretty and good at what he does- mans deserves it tbh this poor guy my god dear lord and savior let this man be in peace 🧎🏻‍♀️)
I also feel like he likes mouths so Lexi pushing her thumb into his mouth??? Dragging his jaw down so she can kiss him?? Idk if that’s sub shit I just think it’s kinda spicy and sweet u know?
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Begging. That’s all.
I never wrote this shit but him calling her ma’am bro????? BRO?????
Her pinning his arms over the head???
“Do u like that” HELLL YEAH!
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But just in general, I feel that the jaw and neck area are so PERSONAL. So if someone lets you grab at either spot, like they must TRUST you. Like lexi could grab him by the jaw and make this man obliterate himself to space or something and he’s fine w it.
Also the thought of lexi giving him hickeys makes me warm like that’s really her man and she’ll let the people know 👥
Do you see what I mean?
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keeponshouting · 6 months
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I am on my Les Mis shit again, okay? Established E/R relationship with trans Enjolras navigating the process of coming out to his family.
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This is a lot of things…fair is not one of them 🌹😊
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143bc · 2 years
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Yes, Anna, you’re perfect 🌹🔥
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phantomrose96 · 9 months
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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.
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astrallar · 7 months
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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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kelddaa · 1 month
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I was plagued by a vision
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tulipz777 · 2 days
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having a boyfriend would be cool but when guys flirt with me i want to throw up i can’t take them seriously
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artkaninchenbau · 1 month
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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petrichara · 6 months
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‘Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.’
“Eulogy from a Physicist” by Aaron Freeman, with quotes from Interstellar by Christopher Nolan, and images from NASA, Interstellar, Getty, Petrichara, and Reuters.
1- NASA: GOODS-South.
2- NASA: NGC 1850.
3- NASA: Iberian Peninsula.
4- Christopher Nolan: Interstellar.
5- NASA: From the Earth to the Moon.
6- Hannah La Folette Ryan: Subway Hands.
7- Adams Evans: Heart Nebula.
8- NASA: Exploring the Antennae.
9- NASA: Crescent Moon from the International Space Station.
10- Petrichara.
11- Getty Images.
12- NASA: SMACS 0723.
13- Reuters
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july-19th-club · 1 year
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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cubedmango · 9 months
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hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this
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