As a coffee nazi I know every weight and water to coffee ratio with accurate temperatures etc for every type of coffee there is
And there here I am, sipping on a Mokate cappuccino dragonfruit instant grain coffee with milk like I've never had a liquid in my mouth before
And yes, I feel bonita
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today at my local pet supply store a photographer was doing barbie themed photos for charity so naturally i had to doll bonnie up and head on down.
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fuck it pink malistaire
imagine mali having a daughter and letting her dress him up in princess dresses for a tea party and painting his nails and he pretends he hates it and is miserable but everyone knows he’s having a blast 🫠
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RH headcanons before bed yay
hi yeah uh
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Blue likes taking pictures of Yellow when he's not watching. most of the times he gets caught, but he enjoys it
J.J is the kind of guy that babysits a kid and plays heavy metal covers of kids songs.
FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👹👹👹🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
since they got into Visual Kei, Cecil promised to never cut out their hair... that, until J.J once left for a month to play with his old bad, not having much time to communicate with Cecil, making them super sad and entering theur bad guy arc, cutting their hair like a generic anime boy from a slice of life anime. J.J suffered the most out if it believe it or not
"J.J! You stayed up all night painting another canvas!?" "i drank the paint water thinking it was tea."
Yellow is an impulsive buyer. and then complains when he can't buy stuff anymore. "BLUE NO WAY THEY JUST CLOSED MY CREDIT CARD!!!!!... oh also i just got this really cool and big ass hatsune miku cendrillon dress which i have no fucking clue where to keep but lol yeah"
Blue's imagination can be "dangerous" for him in some situations... "some", as in: Yellow mentions his next feminine cosplan and Blue.exe stops working. for hours. the whole thinking process he has is up to you to imagine(?)
have i mentioned that Yellow and Connie are like super besties?? theyre sooo besties rhat they accidently broke a store window and got away with it together... it was an accident, Yellow was drunk, Connie was trying to stop Yellow, one thing led to another and they broke a store window (they werent driving they dont got a license)
oh yeah, did you know that technically Yellow is prohibited from drinking alcohol? at least when Blue's not present or he's at home. potential risks of him drinking without Blue present or at home may include tax fraud, kissing the homies goodnight with Kohai, falling down and not getting up for hours or more impulsive buying, but without proof of Yellow ever thinking of buying smth. "when the fuck did i buy a birds cage- i got no bird-"
Blue's favorite fruit has to be strawberries. whilst Yellow's is, obviously, lemon. his taste buds had stopped working since he was 13 years old
done idk lol
also semi face reveal because i felt bonita with my new hairdye and cut
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