#do you wanna become an anon ???

[bixels]

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

[baflegacy]

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[skyloftian-nutcase]

Heyo! What's the most harrowing helicopter rescue that Sky ever done for the hospital he flies for? Also, does he go to schools to show kids what his job's like?

This sent me on a dive into close calls in a helicopter and I ended up on a website written by flight crews who survived crashes and now I have a new level of anxiety about flying in a helicopter 😂�� I’m choosing to be nice to Sky, his most harrowing thing in his civilian job was an engine failure that made him turn the bird around and cancel the call they were going on, they all arrived safely back at the helipad thank you very much. Oof.

His military days, though… 👀

I think his agency does some PR stuff where he’ll fly to a school and let them see the helicopter every once in a while. Let me tell you, though, when he does training with the local agencies it might as well be the same thing because everyone loves to see his fancy loftwing.

[dystopiagnome]

idk about anyone else but I would love to see any and all anaroceit content you are okay with posting <3

signed,

the roceit anon from a little while ago

:0 roceit anon, my beloved.

Anyways permission from one is permission to post!

[deadduvznap]

cannibalism anon again… imagine Miguel starting with just little bites during sex and then when he realizes you like it he keeps going but the bites slowly turn to him basically tearing chunks from you/eating you but not enough to kill you just a little snack :D! and god the aftercare?! I’m normal. I can’t even make a coherent thought

ik its jusy barely on the border of DD but. the normies are cunts.

BRO PLS OKAY he just does little bites not hard at all maybe just like teeth prints snd maybe a bit of skin breakage bcs yknow non retractable fsngs right and at some point you notice him trying not to bitr you so hard but ur like nah babe bite harder hes like holy shit and at some point hes so far gone from getting railed he doesnt realize that hes bit clean through some of your bicep. he prob only notices when he doesnt feel himself biting anymore and his mouth starts to get covered in blood and hes just like ah shock shit and he tries to get you to stop cus hes still worried abt you yk snf ur like nah mf i may not be able to hold up one arm but im gonna fuck you harder snf guess what while hee chewing on that chunk of arm thats prob the hardest hes cum bcs ???? i said so. after that first time my guy bites off so much skin that ur still lucky to have any in the first place. its the spider healing thats keeping you alive i swear and okay listen. the aftercare. while ur cleaning him (out) up hes patching up the bites :(

[project-sekai-facts]

Toya and Mizuki fans get saving! Especially Mizuki fans because there's a good chance their event will be the end of April limited banner!!

Also April 24th is next bonus fact day (if anything interesting happens)

[popsicle-stick]

post-book arcs you say!

THE SLOW CREEP OF VAMPIRISM!!!!!! CATHOLIC GUILT!!!!!!! NON-CATHOLIC GUILT!!!!!!!! VIVISECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sk3l3t0n444]

i feel like everybody hates me, but especially those who i look up to...i feel like a little kid again...looking up to those who only look down upon me, instead of picking me up and embracing me.

[transgendersquiddo]

tumblr user xxswagcorexx why do you insist on hiding away half your analyses/ramblings in the tags of your posts speak ur truth!!! anyway talk mythology andor symbolism to me whats the significance behind red's cult eating honey? do either of them get any items of power mixed up sometimes but just go whoops and move on like its no big deal? what would an outsider pov on this mess look like "ah that pair of lunatic gods again" bc this is sooo funny to me to imagine

i am . scared of everyone (and plus i don't wanna make the post too long and tags let me ramble without worrying abt length/mention small things without feeling like i need to format it properly ^_^

and uh abt the honey thing. this is where u can see this is Really inspired by greek mythology but basically in greek mythology, honey was seen as food of the gods and would provide gods immortality and whatnot ^_^ anyways i was like "hmmmmmm reddoons core" but also it just really works well. aesthetically for him

(AND GET READY FOR A LONG RAMBLE UNDER THE CUT)

anyways on the topic of the honey thing, i tend to associate red with gold because 1) money and 2) red and gold are a really classic color combo that i love, so honey (sorta) resembling molten gold is just. really aesthetically pleasing to me

and also iirc red wanted to make the byzantine empire in earthbound season 2? and when i came across a video on how to make byzantine honey fritters by tasting history with max miller i was like "omg reddoons core"--and from the video it seems like honey was a bit of a special dessert? in 6:33 of the video, there's a poem about a monk complaining about how the abbots have it a lot better than the monks and they mention that the abbots had 2nd helping of honey fritters so yeah i think its safe to assume honey was a semi-special thing, even if it was common. so uh. yeah. money and reddoons. thumbs up

and for the longest time i have associated bees and honey by rina sawayama with. swagdoons in general and the entire song is about how much the singer loves money and partying even if they're broke as shit LMAO its such a good bop if you like pop i recommend it . anyways ya that just added to the aesthetic in general

(as u can tell most of it was based off of vibes and plus in biased because i like how. warm milk and honey taste and plus i really like the idea of milk being something nurturing and honey being something sweet that is representative of love bc ur being sweet and easing someone into something so. Yeah. just vibes but how i figure out vibes are so specific that its worth explaining i think <- loves romanticizing the mundane) (and there's a sick ass line from the end poem like that) (like "And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love. You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love." come ON that line fucks so hard how couldn't i love it)

anyways i think with all of that in mind, red's cult would eat honey as a sign of wealth and comfort/nurturing 4 those reasons ^_^ (i am so sorry for all of that for explaining that i just have lots of Reasons to why i feel something sometimes)

WILDLY OFF TOPIC but u also asked abt items of power getting mixed up, i think it would happen most during worship </3 i think they'd just go to each other and be like "REDDOONS one of your cult members sacrificed blood as a loyalty pact to their partner instead of WAR again. u want it" and red would either let ash keep it or take it so uh. insert them sharing their power with each other here even though their values are usually on increasing ur ego and being on top of the world (CONSIDERING THIS FANDOM LOVES THEMES OF LOYALTY IN A GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL WAY) (SEE WHY I DDNT WANT THEM COMING FROM ANOTHER GOD OR MERGING INTO 1 GOD) (THE IMPLICATIONS ARENT GOOD)

anyways i think ash and red (as gods) and their cults are pretty well known (like how swagdoons r the 2nd most popular ls ship) but LORD if their myths got lost to time they'd be a nightmare to study via texts and scripts in the future. like i can imagine for the LONGEST time historians argue if they were gods that changed during the dark ages because red's name predates ash until they Finally find a myth involving them as 2 different characters and its settled that they're 2 separate gods even though they represent similar-ish things LOL anyways yeah i can imagine more myths of them being found and historians going ??? wtd were these gods <3 hope that answers ur questions anon! :D

[urostakako]

do you have any yuri recs?

jdhwjdbeidnwod now im embarrassed i have more manga in my to-read list than ones ive already read but i shall try my best 👍

tamen de gushi i feel everyone knows but i love it sm its one of my faves

yamada to kase-san is the same kind of slice of life... i thought it was cute but a little annoying at parts so if thats not your thing then dubwicnsocnd

idk if webtoons are on the table but mage and demon queen is so funny and silly. and not so shoujo love story is one of my ultimate faves its so funny i need to catch up on it. its about this girl rei (no one really likes her cuz standoffish personality and also think shes too boyish) who really likes this guy ochinchin but its a comphet thing going on i think. theres another girl hana who everyone likes and she REALLY likes rei shes so gay for her but rei just doesnt get it and the whole thing is just really funny

and on my list to read is sukeban to tenkousei, black & white, and probably more that i cant find cuz my tagging is so inconsistent wkdbeicbekndkd but if anyone else has more recs that would be great !!! it would also help me too

[paimonial-rage]

To that anon that just sent in an ask about Lyney, the first two questions about Lyney's insecurity and relationship weaknesses are gone over in the last ask I just posted. I can definitely answer #21 though! If you'd like to switch up your questions, please feel free to send in a new ask!

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

Ayy Lati, kinda more of a lurker here, but anywayyy

Happy belated Birthday ✨✨ (didn't register ur 19 legit thought u were older cuz u seemed more mature idk?? like I turned 19 myself less than 3 weeks ago so I guess that set my bar pretty low lol)

Idk if I've ever appeared on here on anon (don't think I did) so if it isn't taken can I be 🥥 anon?

not me crying bc i'm just barely responding to this asjhvac

hawgsvchavc mi amor i can promise you that i'm not very mature, i'm a big sucky baby that literally hates going outside bc i'm a lazy bum. my mom tells me how immature i am all the time and shit and asjcsjbc,, but thank you for the belated birthday wish cariño <33

[docmccoy]

I'm a simple man

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

hi ray, im back in ur ask box bc i still havent figured out how to not seem like an obsessive lol. just felt like i needed to say thank u bc iv been in a weird headspace recently and ur blog has been a lil happy place for me to lurk ifthatsnottooweird. sometimes i wish my entire internet experience was just your blog. like i wanna pull up a bean bag and sit here for a while. it makes me feel at peace in a way i cant really explain, especially compared to the rest of my internet experience which is more like that scene in community where everythings on fire and blood is coming out of someones leg and ppl are screaming and running around

anyways i hope ur killing it and feeling great today!!!! and i guess if ur not i hope something very fucking good happens for u this week like idk u get to pet a cat or u drink an amazing smoothie or u get good news u were waiting for or u get that cozy warm feeling thats hard to find sometimes. sending u astronomically good vibes

p l e a s e you're so fucking cute 😤💙 please understand there's an extra special place here that's reserved for you and your bean bag. it's your spot. the internet can be extremely "screaming, running, fire community scene", you're right. and i hope you can curate a scootch so you're surrounded by the nice things you dig all cocoon-like. ugh you're cute okay anyways *smoochin u* and *smoochin u* and *smoochin u*

[fruitsilly]

a bit scared to switch anon on and i may wait until i am 21 like i originally planned to but uh. i like attention lol

[cruorcordis]

you are more conservative and reactionary than you believe and it’s frankly embarrassing for you

yes that's very likely true. i'm only human. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ i realise i could do better and i am aware i have many ... more conservative-leaning thoughts than one is supposed to strive for. maybe one day i wil become a better more accepting person etc, but apparently today is not that day yet.

we're all embarrasing and we all could do better tho, i'm not gonna take offence at that. what a thought. :)