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smallhurts · 10 days

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what kind of thoughtless and insensitive soul must one be to pay with a $100 bill for a purchase that is <$2. go to a bank

#sol meowz #first of all you are making me do so much counting and i will cry about it.#second of all now the cash drawer is making that obnoxiously loud and evil blaring alarm noise at me cause its been open too long #do you want me to die?#i will die. in the middle of this store.

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housecow · 2 months

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dude ur boobs are so cool i wanna give them a high five

(added to list of people i will never be within high-fiving distance of)

#do you want me to die?#at most they can handle a slight slap #i am sensitive #talk #ask #this is cute though :3

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rehgrats · 4 months

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I find it funny when ppl glare at me.

#its like. okay #what #do you want me to die?#do you want me to kill myself perhaps #too bad!#im here to stay #im like a roach even i cant kill me

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starteas · 5 months

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I will forever be upset that Wander never got a plush toy (along with general merch).

You’re telling me you don’t want a plush of this little guy in your home??? This cutie??? I hope whichever higher up decided this feels shame for the rest of their days

#evan bleats #do you want me to DIE?#you hate me is that it?? huh? huh???

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zootedhoot · 9 months

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Why did my parents give me the most feminine name to ever exist. Probably the most common girls name atp because so many people in my school have the same name as me. I could’ve been named alexndira or Sasha but noooo they had to pick the most girl name ever. Fuck you guys.

#“just tell ppl your preferred name #do you want me to die?#trans #trans blog #trans misery #socail transitiong

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productofaritual · 11 months

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I just found a post that said "50 writing prompts" please no I already have 4 WIPs and 12 'to-write's

#writing #writer #writers on tumblr #do you WANT me to die?#please help

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girlbr0thers · 1 year

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why'd shuffle give me lydia wears a cross twice in a row

#do you want me to die?

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camelots-daffodil · 2 years

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I hate applying for casual work it’s the worst thing ever

#I actually just hate applications to anything #AN INTERVIEW??#do you want me to die?

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therealslimshady · 2 years

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NEW PERCY JACKSON BOOK??? FOLLOWING GROVER, ANNABETH, AND PERCY??????

#I am going actually insane #Mr. Rick Riordan please #Do you want me to die?#Pjo #Percy Jackson #The chalice of the gods

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saintsinthecity · 2 years

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you come to me, on the first day of tech week, and tell me that the community movie is happening, the day after telling me now you see me 3 is happening???

#do you want me to DIE?#m

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cpidsworld · 2 years

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i would dress up as izuku for christmas and sit under the tree and let you do whatever you want to me ;)

when i say i choked on my water, i mean it.

tell me what you'd get me for christmas

#🖇️.answers #🖇️.anon #crying rn #almost had a heart attack #do you want me to die?

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godstiel · 3 years

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i need a new episode just to see castiel see what he’s doing or i could DIE