#dobt get me wrong

[champawattigress]

It's a sad and tragic part of being the animal blog community on this site that you kinda just have to accept that some people are very well educated on some topics, but are absolutely dirt ignorant on others.

I really don't want to have to explain why the XL bully problem in the UK is more nuanced than the batshit "CRIMINALS WITH ASSASSIN DOGS" braindead take that some people are unironically parroting recently. I feel like y'all should be smarter than that by now.

I also feel like we should be beyond letting owlvid fuel any kind of discourse on this site, given that they've proven themselves incapable of nuanced discussion so many times before, but lol here we are.

[ghostcrows]

I say I'm passionate about art but I don't even know anymore I think I just have to do it at least every once in a while or I'll shrivel up and die. but that doesn't translate directly into like a sense of direction or creativity or drive. I've never had like, some amazing story in my head I wanted to tell. I never had ocs that feel like real people who I know everything about. I feel like the pieces are there for me to be someone who works on amazing projects but the muscles have atrophied and they weren't that strong to begin with. It's really just compulsive to me and the only thing left I can call a hobby an interest a "talent"

But whatever part of me used to say I wanted to animate or have my own cartoon or work on a show like. Totally and completely died and it's sort of depressing. I have that little faith in myself to deliver I never even practiced like...idk I feel so separate from it now. If I was really passionate I would have tried way harder and I just didn't. I feel like I deluded myself into thinking someone with no imagination would just come up with an awesome story to tell some day. But I got nothing cause there's nothing in my brain that's good.

But also maybe none of this is even that true and I just have mega depression hardcore and she's making me say that . Well I'll keep you updated I guess

[tunapesto]

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[arolesbianism]

Crafting a Sliver of straw that is soooo not at all what Id want any canon Sliver to look like

[jinnirev]

helloooo hehe I LOVE UR WRITING THAT 9TH MEMBER READER SHIT OH MY GODHSHS Cough anyway this idea is always hidinh in the crevices of my brain and i love seeing people write abt it but givibg head to seungmin while hes live is eating me up. totakky ubderstand if u dobt wanna write this HAHHED

TYSM!!!! <3 that's so hot... I think I got a little carried away with this one

☆ pairing: seungmin x 9thmem!reader

☆ t/w: oral sex (m!receiving), exhibitionism kink, implied overstim, implied breeding, implied reader getting cuffed lol

nsfw under the cut!

on seungmin's first Instagram live, clips of him all flustered and panting were going viral. everyone was thinking that it was because of that one comment telling him how cute he was.

who could've expected that it was their slutty 9th member underneath the table with his cock down her throat?

you burst through his door, greeting stays energetically, going into frame with an innocent smile. your hands rubbing gently at seungmins shoulders as you stand right behind him. resting your chin on his head.

while everyone thinks that this was a cute act of affection, seungmin could tell otherwise by the way you were pressing your boobs against his back. he clicked he tongue when he felt your hardened nipple rub against his back even through your thin little shirt.

he shot you a glare through the camera, you could only laugh as you watch the chat spamming. everyone thought that it was just lighthearted teasing from your end. they thought that seungmin was acting as if he didn't like your presence.

when, in fact, seungmin was extremely angry. he couldn't believe you would just interrupt his live, rub your braless tits against his back and give him a painful boner.

finally, you bid your goodbye to stays, walking towards the door. you turned to seungmin, flashing him an evil smirk as you opened the door before closing it. making it seem like you were leaving the room but you were not.

seungmin furrows his brows, clenching his jaw as he tries to figure out what you were trying to do. he watches as you get onto your knees, crawling under the table, taking a seat in between his legs.

seungmin looks up, reading the comments. so many people were asking him why he was so red, to which seungmin responded by laughing and saying that it was hot in the room.

he thanked god when he was reading the chat after you unzipped his jeans. he would've passed out if someone figured out that his pants were getting unzipped.

slowly, you tug at the waistline of his underwear, pulling it down as his pretty cock stands infront of you, only for your eyes to see. seungmin holds back a groan when he feels your wet mouth softly suckling at his tip. his hands scramble to turn up the BGM, in hopes that the lewd noises of you devouring his cock would be drowned out.

he bites down on his lips when he feels his cock sliding all the way down your throat, he glanced down for a spilt second to be greeted by a sinful sight of you. his cock was buried deep in your throat, a bit of saliva dripping out from the corners of your mouth as you struggle to hold back your gag.

he continues talking, as if you weren't currently bobbing your head up and down his cock. he let out a couple of groans here and there, blaming it on his "stubbed toe" whenever fans asked him if anything was wrong.

he feels his orgasm coming, seungmin covers his face with his hand, letting out a groan before trying to disguise it as a cough as he cums embarrassingly fast, shooting thick spurts of his cum down your throat.

he watched as you crawled out from under the table, winking at him before quietly opening the door and leaving.

fyi, after the live, he cuffed you to his bedframe and fucked you till you were begging him to stop. multiple loads of his cum still slowly trickling out of your poor abused pussy. now you know how to piss off seungmin effectively! so he can use your body as a fleshlight

[kimbap-r0ll]

It is I, the wizard.

I see the event you have going on and I'd like to put a request please!

May I please have 🩷 and 🩵 with Feitan please! You don't have to if you dobt wnat too, that's okay! please have a good day and /or night!

Hi, thank you for the ask! Ooh this one's interesting

Feitan — Soulmate AU and a letter to his s/o

In this AU, all are born with a red string of fate that connects them to another individual. They cannot change it and they only see it when they meet the person that they are fated to love.

Hey y/n, I don't really like writing letters, I honestly don't really know how to write neatly. Don't tell me to go ask Chrollo about it, he would tease me for writing to you. But, I really, really didn't think the whole soulmate thing was real. Chrollo mentioned it when we were young, I remember Phinks laughing. I laughed too, until I ran into you. It was at the junkyard, specifically the one hill with all of those crappy video game cartridges. You were looking for MarsBound, and I had the last copy. We fought for it, I just didn't think the red string was unbreakable so I tried to grab it but it slipped through, almost like a ghost. Either way, I thought I was just seeing wrong, but the more I ran into you the more my eyes traveled down to your little finger and back to mine. Are we soulmates? If this is a sick joke, stop it. I don't like romance, it's honestly gross. I...I just can't describe how fluttery I feel when we talk now. Yeah sure we're probably just friends.............maybe. I only know you from Meteor City but I rarely get to see you outside of the desert. I would be lying if I said I didn't miss you (but don't take it as me having a crush or anything like that). If you have the chance, we should meet up, no? It's not a date, but call it whatever you want. We're apparently stuck together because of this string, might as well catch up on life. The troupe's planning to hop by our city in the next month. Also, y/n, stay safe (don't disappear before I beat you in MarsBound).

— Fei

[whitemonsterenjoyer]

Stupid stupid rant about my friend

TLDR: Friends are disappointing! I should just isolate myself and focus on ⭐ving instead!!!

honestly kind of fucking hate my friend right now. he gets pissed off over the smallest fucking shif and he never fucking says anything. he like hates communication. its gotten to a point where i dont want to play games with him and our other friends because he just gets annoyed and yells at us. i always feel like im doing something wrong! im so uncomfortable all the time! and then they get confused and upset when i dont feel like playing again. buddy, how can i fucking enjoy anything when youre making me feel uncomfortable at best the whole time????

he reminds me of my ex so much its awful. i cant stand him sometimes. if you dont respond the right way or at all hes say some shit like "i should just die" or "you guys hate me" and i just! hate it! and he refuses to communicate ANYTHING. hed rather give you the silent treatment IN THE FUCKING VOICE CHAT. you ask him a question qnd youll have to keep repeating it for like ten minutes before hell answer because he got mildly upset. he got snippy with us because we didnt have the game open the moment he joined the call. he got fucking mad at us for mentioning school while were on break. like???? im fucking sorry that we briefly mentioned something thats been a part of our daily lives for the last like 12 years? and we barely even actually talked about school. i just got upset that ill have to sit with the annoying kids in my first period, and our other friend said that her voicemail was full of colleges doing college shit. not only that, its just really fucking dumb that hes upset over talking about school during break. its literally fucking ending, you cant not think about it. and does he think that hes the only one stressed over school?? one friend doesnt even have freetime during the week a majority of the time because shes doing so much school shit. i almost committed in freshman year! and even now, i need hours after school every day to decompress because im so fucking overstimulated and overwhelmed all day! and the third other person is taking FIVE AP CLASSES. their ass is swamped with work too!!! meanwhile, he can get home and have the time and energy to draw and play video games and record and edit videos all in the same day. if snything he doesn't get to say anything about not wanting to think about school while relaxing bc hes the most relaxed!

i asked him why he didnt tell us smtg would upsst him before we did it and he just responded with "i assumed you guys were cool." ok.

i mentioned that i had stolen sone of my parents alc while i was doing online school. yknow that period of time where i was struggling with dissociation and thoughts of committing? and nobody was fucking talking to me? he said that made me a bad person.

our friend has a girlfriend and naturally they spend a lot of time together. he gets upset seeing that theyre playing the same game or knowing that theyre hanging out without us. i dobt mind, i just wished shed let us know that she had plans rather than leaving out of nowhere. but he genuinely like despises her for spending time with her significant other.

ive stopped making plans with him because he kept flaking. he was always so indecisive and he would cancel plans the night before so often. sometimes even the MORNING OF. he would want to save money even if he wouldve spent a total of 10 dollars, or hed be too tired bc he refused to stop playing games the night before. i always go to bed earlier if im doing something the next day. i dont know why im not worth the same energy. honestly im not sure he actually likes hanging out with me, im just the only one willing to do the same things as him. the only plans that worked out were things he was absolutely going to do regardless of anyone going with him.

i dont wven know how to breach the subject with him because, again, hes so much like my ex. i know that if i make him feel bad, hell either get defensive or just freak out and cry about it. i listened to my ex say id be better off if he was gone in response to me venting way too many times to want to express my feelings about people ever again.

and it really sucks bc other times hes really nice and fun to be around. i just wonder if he dies actually like me at all. i feel like he sees me as less than sometimes.

idk i stopped being mad and got sad.

but i mean hes implied it before. he wants more friends to play cod and fortnite with and go to the park at night with. he never asks me to do thise things. im willing to play fortnite. i want to play cod. i want to do literally anything at night especially go to the park. he especially wanted more guy friends to do things with.

hed be happier being friends with the kids at school who hate me

idk. this is dumb. its 3am.

[shinolavolume1]

Would you like to be grandma someday?

i dobt want kids so no but dont get me wrong i still love babys and little kids. i would like to be the weird but cool aunt

[thatonegaybastard]

Simon playlist!

Hello remember the Reiki playlist? This is the Simon playlist. It's not quite done but here's it so far

Warning for lik. Depressing themes and maybe suicidal themes and potentially overstimulating music also flashing lights and bright and rapidly shifting colors!!!!! And some suggestive and religious themes (more religious themes then sexual) and likem violence and blood

Also one of the dongs might have spoilers for a game called Cell of Empirio I'm not 100% sure so if you're wary of spoilers for that then beware

Songs and my silly commentary on them under the cut

White Happy by Maretu (English cover by Milkychan) - Literally the most Simon song ever also I live this song so much. Idk why I put an English cover of this song but not the other songs in other languages on this playlis. I really like this cover tho so I'll allow it

Chiri Chiro Juso (Dust Dust Curse) by Kikuo - Depressing song about death. I could see this being like from Simons point of view of himself and during his death

HURT by 1800 PAIN (I think) - They do wanna see you hurt. Idk how I feel about this song in general tbh

Montreal by Penelope Scott - Ok this song just makes me depressed about life and not even like in the good way it's a good song but like. Cries.Anyways this fots Simon a lot he won't make it to Montreal guys same

Sweet Hibiscus Tea by Penelope Scott - like most songs here it just fits him pretty well idk I might remove this so g I do t even have much to say

Angel Eyes and Basketball by Foot Ox - Good song I wish it was longer tbh it scartches my brain. We get it Simon is depressed /j

Cradles by Sub Urban - um

The Chattering Lack of Common Sense by GHOST - This song reminds meminds me of Simon and Beau specifically this is just the duo where one is probably murderous song to me. Also this omg is just so good I love it so much <3333 Simon would be the guy in the hoodie with bandages over his eyes his name is arc

IN MY MOUTH by Black Dresses - Why'd idd I add this song. I dobt know.it just fits kind of trust me (I kinda forgot I added this song to the playlist)

there I am, there I am again by RP_A (I think??????? I'm not sure) - This song isn't super specific to Simon actually it mostly just fits the Lore™ its more of a Rosa song tbh

SCAPEG∞AT by GHOST - okay one good so g obviously but also this song is mostly just on the playlist because of the chorus it fits Simon so fucking much like what the fuck- also the ending parts- also unrelated but these guys have deity oc vibes tbh

Dr Gaster by Shadrow - Teehee :) (lore)

I'm Difficult by Talkshow Boy - Making you guys listen to talkshow boy not sorry /j /nf

Abnornality Dancing Girl by Guchiry - Okay this song doesn't exactly for him because of what it's probably about but the chorus fits him alot and so does the ending part. Also I'm making some art of him base don this sign it'll probably be a while until i finish because it's not super high priority but yeah :)

Fry Me In a Pan by Talkshow Boy - You will listen to my favorite Talkshow Bky songs. Might remove this one too tbh

Orthodoxia by Gunchiry - Okay doesn't necessarily fit Simon specifically if anything he'd be one of the religious followers but like. (Then again he also lives off the misfortunes of others) The lore was literally inspired from this sign and also it fuckign slaps I can't NOT include it wtf

Kitchen Fork by Gustavuo Rubio (I think) - Also one of the most Simon songs ever. Something is very wrong with this man

Also I ahvent added this yet but I think it's be funny if I added the happy song that's like "I am really special cuz there sonly one of me look at my smile I'm so damn happy all the people are jealous of me" yknow the ond

[officialbillhader]

Holy shit the production on billie's new song is so simple and so nice

[areweforgiven]

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[looking-for-wisdom]

Honestly I feel like a lot of writer get into this mentality of “I have writers block and I can’t write” and like, I never want to be rude but I always wanna yell at them to just write a hundred words— fifty words or twenty even but just write!! Not of the piece your working on maybe, not the greatest thesis of your life. It can be absolute shit that you won’t use for anything at all but that’s not the point! The point is you wrote something which means this whole writing block thing doesn’t mean shit. You have the control and you say when the story is told. Losing motivation is so common and it sucks and it leaves you sad and discouraged but if you just write a little bit of anything you’ve won that day, because everything was against you and you chose to write anyway.

[f1newgems]

can't believe I had to got i work today it sounds like every session was crazy

[kingxfmischief]

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[adhdmorelikeyaydhd]

Hey! So, you said you support arospecs. But, I dobt quite understand what that means! Would you give a little explanation? I like to be educated.

Hi anon! I am not the best person to speak for arospecs but I am going to give it a shot! If I get anything wrong please correct me. 

Arospec is short for ‘aromantic spectrum’, which is a range of different aromantic identities (like aromantic, demiromantic or greyromantic.) 

If you aren’t familiar with aromanticism, it basically means ‘a romantic orientation where people experience little to no romantic attraction to others. In simpler terms, aromantic people are people who never or rarely fall in love or get crushes on people. This is not because they are broken, or incomplete or incapable of feeling love - romantic love just isn’t their jam.

I used this website as a source for my answer, I suggest checking out their FAQ if you want to learn more! Also if people want to share their experiences please feel free to do so! (And again if I get anything wrong please correct me!)