#don't hug me i'm scared headcanons

[poetic-crimelord]

I'm re-watching Jobs and I had some headcanons about the workers of Peterson's and sons and friends. Bits & Parts limited .

Every single one of them has some type of prothestic because of an accident, like either one arm, one leg, both legs, fingers or I don't know anything! That's why they say the “Sometimes I feel like the parts are making me”

Not a single one of them it's white or cis

Mr. Lunchman and the wet sign are dating

Trash and The Other Vending machine are either friends or dating

Yellows daughter gets gift by Mr. Peterson since she is always on the office and wants to be the same as her parents when older.

And that's it lol, I know it's kinda late but whatever, who cares

[txxxciii]

headcanons on the main trios names!!!

(note: I know they're not suppose to have names but? it was stuck in my head for a while now)

(note2: cw - brief mentioning of morgan)

Red Guy - John Smith

• in my personal headcanon, the red people are initially very boring creatures who live under the "dystopian-utopia" system, where everyone is quite literally the same, from the voice tone to the mannerisms. and while this means that inside the "tribe" there is basically no discrimination or violence (because there wouldn't be a reason for such acts if everyone were just copies of one another), this also completely removes the individuality of each red being, to the point were every male is named john smith and every female is mary smith.

• but because red guy is the odd one, he would normally not like his own name and instead refer to himself as something more fun and creative. at one point he told yellow and duck his name, but these two couldn't properly remember it (yellow because of the dying batteries and duck because he feels like there's no need to keep in mind such unnecessary detail since "we're a family, who cares?") and eventually yellow just starts calling him "JJ". which red guy doesn't mind, as long as he isn't just "that big one".

Duck - Frederick Du Morganser

• somewhat, I always felt like if this guy would have a name, it would be one of those stupidly long ones that don't even make sense. but I actually put some sense into this one.

• first of all, don't ask me why frederick of all names, because I don't really have a coherent answer for that. I just think he looks like he would be frederick? like... in theory, it's a very noble name, but a very goofy one at the same time, especially since the shorten version of it is fred. imagine duck with a name fred. how fucking humorous.

• the prefix du is here purely because he's a duck. just without the "ck" part.

• as for morganser... now, I wasn't quite sure what kind of surname would fit this guy, but I googled some duck species and found one named merganser. and an image pop up into my mind. I feel like in this version duck would have named morgan after his own surname because of course he would.

• oh and other two don't care that much for his name. it's too many symbols for yellow's brain and red guy just doesn't feel like actually calling him that. they do sometimes mock him by calling him freddie (not fazbear) though.

Yellow Guy - William Dennis Gribbleston

• out of all the fan-made names for yellow guy I feel like dennis is the most fitting (shocking, considering I grew up with the classic fanon names). I don't know why, but when I look at yellow, I could definitely see him as a dennis rather than doi, david or even manny. perhaps it's just because of the fact that this name rhymes with tennis, which makes it ten times funnier and cute, somehow? (god I need fanart of yellow guy playing tennis please)

• william is here NOT for the fnaf reference!!! it's for the nickname, in yellow's case it's billy. billy in general sounds like a very child-like nickname (for me, personally) and I believe it fits! in the contrast with his surname I think it looks quite silly.

• I feel like yellow guy would tell the other two his name, but it would be like.. so briefly mentioned the two would simply miss it. like "yeah and then the guy asked me for my name and- and I said it and he uh.. was like oh uh- nice to see you william dennis and then I was like-" and the entire time neither red guy or duck are even listening at this point. sad.

[brwnerinq-89]

my design(?) of both yellows 💔

[sillysadduck]

Your drawings abt yellow having to crawl bc it hurts too much to walk stabbed me in the heart. over and over and over and over. I hope you're proud of yourself >:(

So now I come to you with this. You can draw it if you want or not, I just want to propose the concept. Yellow with mobility aids! Crutches, a cane, a wheelchair, idk but I just think it would be good (especially bc he's always getting hurt too)

YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG.

I HAD TO DRAW THIS IMMEDIATELY (I have other anon with the concept so I'll post more about it later, I love it <:D)

[what-pow-pow-thinks]

based off the hc ive developed where Red Guy has hella anxiety and dissociation issues

(like me! totally not projecting...)

[stabberghost]

Electracey being Collin's annoying little sister. That's it, that's the headcanon

new favorite headcanon just dropped

[lovelybunn]

ㅤㅤㅤ ﹙ 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖾𝖽.﹚

warning(s): smut, swearing

author's note: this is lowkey so fanon it's not even funny but it's fine. and i love red guy so i'll project on him as much as i'd like, f u + ratio + leave if u don't like it idc. /lh

                      ༚ .  🍬 ◌  ꙳ .  ⊹  🖍  + ｡ ๋

"hm? you say you 'love' me? thank you. i guess i do, too." red flashes his canines at you; a warm, gentle smile welcomed you. it only lasted for a second though, before his focus went completely back on the television in front of him. you rolled your eyes playfully before laying down next to your boyfriend.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

his autism makes it a bit hard for him to show his affection/emotions, but he really does try his best.

he may act kind of cold and/or misunderstand certain social cues, but he does it all in good faith.

red loves being generally around you. there doesn't need to be a conversation– or even any touching for that matter, just being in your presence gives him a sense of comfort.

red speaks in a very monotonous voice, not intentionally of course, but it does cause confusion in translation. what makes it even worse is that sarcasm is literally his main sense of humor.

"hon, i left some chives in the fridge. can you go fetch them for me, please?" your boyfriend hummed. the smell of fresh cut onions frying in olive oil filled your nostrils. red was preparing some kind of dish, but he refused to tell you what it was. you about drooled imagining all the possibilities; no matter what it was, you knew red was bound to make it delicious.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

red unironically loves to cook, so his love language is to feed you with his culinary specialities.

he has an over 200 page recipe book that would be illegible and unorganized without the help of duck with a variety of dishes from tiramisu to korean style corn dogs.

the only thing he won't even think about cooking is red meat. it reminds him too much of organs and that makes him physically sick to his stomach.

if you guys are making bread or something, red will press his body close against yours and guide your hands while softly whispering you instructions.

"why do you keep staring at (name) like that?" yellow bellowed, his head tilted to the side with curiosity. red snapped his focus towards yellow. his tone was mildly harsh as he responded, "what? i'm not staring. i'm just looking at them. am i not allowed to look at my own partner anymore?" duck scoffed, flipping through the newspaper absent-mindedly. "don't get all defensive, he does have a point, it's quite... awkward to watch on the sidelines." before red could come up with a snarky remark, you pranced in, looking as happy as can be. duck smirked while yellow became a giggly mess. you didn't understand what the commotion was about, but red looked like he was about to explode.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

even in the long term, red acts like you're simply unreachable like his chances of ever finding his real family.

he absolutely adores viewing you from afar. your like some kind of abstract painting to him: weird, confusing, yet so beautiful in his eyes.

he even has little fantasies and daydreams about you two, but red keeps the thoughts to himself, afraid you may debunk his ideas entirely.

his two mates tease him to hell about you two, but he always keeps his cool no matter much he wants pop their little skulls open.

ㅤ𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚! 𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗧 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗨𝗧!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲.

he's 1000% a bottom, no question. he needs you to control and use him until he's nothing but a shriveled up disgusting milked dry mess.

forget a horse, all the horsepower you need is right in red's lap!

red is always in the mood for head, no joke it's almost as if that thing is always hard as mount everest.

in contrast to the point above, red's sex drive is really low, but when he is horny, it's like witnessing a dog in heat.

he's a whimper/mewler. he can't help it, you just make him feel so fucking good.

red's ability to speak completely shuts down when having sex. it just become incoherent babbles at that point.

pretty much inexperienced, but once red gets the hang of it, it's on and poppin' partner ;).

no bdsm. absolutely not. abuse? of him or you, especially you? hell no.

exhibitionism is also a no-no. red believes sex should be a private intimate experience, and he's already fully aware of who he belongs to and vice versa.

red's praise kink is down so horrendously that you can simply say "good job" in a casual conversation and he'll get hard.

red prefers to cum inside you, wouldn't mind if you were like "ew that's gross /hj"

speaking of his cum, he got alot of it, and it goes everywhere when you give him head.

[adobe-outdesign]

you’ve heard of “Yellow Guy is Lesley’s son” and “the series is the afterlife described by the Lamp” now get ready for my totally serious theory, which is that Duck is:

Not a Duck

Not A Bird Either

Evidence:

No one in DHMIS can properly ID a bird (”a little baby pigeon”, “Warren the Eagle”, “oh. it’s a rat”, etc etc.)

We’ve never seen another sapient bird puppet in the series to compare him with; closest thing we see are the photos in the car in ep. 5 that he himself put up

Don’t know what his parents look like, and he doesn’t seem to know them if the family episode is anything to go by

Can’t fly and has fingers, complete with fingernails, instead of wings

Eats chicken despite that being a kind of bird

Has been shown having human teeth at least three times (during the rotting scene in DHMIS 2 as well as the spoon reflection and disembowelment in DHMIS 5)

Has rabies despite the fact that birds can’t get rabies

If concept art is to be believed he also can’t swim despite supposedly being a duck

Describes himself as a “crow-like thing”, meaning that he’s not necessarily a bird, just bird-like

Conclusion: Duck’s not a bird, and is instead a creature(TM) that happens to look like a bird and doesn’t know better because literally no one in DHMIS knows What A Bird Is. thanks for coming to my TED talk

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Electracey from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is an Avatar of the Extinction.

[cottoncandyfreckles]

❤️CAREGIVER RED GUY HEADCANONS❤️

❤️bless his heart he tries he really does but hes clueless

❤️he's giving 'single dad that doesn't know how to hold a baby properly'

❤️but he really really does love you

❤️he doesn't really do nicknames he just call you by your name or a shorter version of it

❤️he doesn't mind whatever you call him thought he thinks their all cute but his favorite is 'baba'

❤️he likes reading you bedtime stories and tries to make lil voice but it sounds funny due to his voice

❤️but his voice his very calming if your having a meltdown or something similar to that

❤️he works great with autistic littles

❤️he can and WILL do little puppets shows for you

❤️he tries to get you to do things outside the house but due to the time loop thingy it gets very hard to do so

❤️extremely protective of you and constantly carrying you everywhere

❤️he tries to set up playdates with you and yellow guy

❤️red guy struggles alot but in the end he really tries and loves his little more than anything

[puppetartz]

Headcanon for Dhmis main trio realtionship with each other:

Watching the new Tv show we can tell that they all know how to get on each other nerves, they fight, they argue/insult each other but they also show they care about each other too.

They hate each other so much. They live with each other constantly, they get no breaks from the other. They get no time for themselves cause they're constantly around each other. They sleep in the same room, they're always in the same room, they're constantly dragged through lessons about how things work. Never getting a break. It's a cycle they've gotten used to. It's stresses them out so they argue and insult each other.

But the truth is they can't live without each other. They've spent so long in this entirety with each other they don't know how to function without the other. When duck 'dies' red guy and yellow can't stand being without him despite him being mean/hurting them on occasion. Red guy and duck help bring back yellow after he gets stuck in his own mind despite insulting him/causing the issue, red guy even tries defending him afterwards before the fight broke out. When red tries to be apart of his 'real family ' it doesn't work out and he end up back with the others in the end.

So they all put up with each other nonsense, cause they can't fucking live without the other and they know it. Their entire lives function around living together, they make it work cause they have too. Cause they know they can rely on each other, cause them being a trio is all they know.

That's why red guy tries to bring them away from the house together. Even after yellow and duck clearly state they don't want to go. Red knows he can't live without them in his life. He wants space from them but he still wants them to be in his life...

Duck trying to get yellow and red from the office to go home. To go back to their home together. He does it again in family ep as well, to go home together...

Yellow tries to tell them about the book and the important information cause he knows they're important to him so they should know the info too...

And they slowly learn to accept this fucked up family friendship companionship through out the series cause at the end of the day...

They can't live without each other

It'll always be the three of them no matter what happens

[hotpinkboots]

can i request a red guy (dhmis) x reader where reader really loves red's teeth?? as in a lot of people dont like them, think theyre weird, etc. but reader thinks it makes him unique and just overall likes looking at them because they think they make him special :)

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~ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕦𝕪 w/Darling Who Loves His Teeth~

HE'S BEAUTY HE'S GRACE HE'S GOT BRI'ISH TEETH BUILT INTO HIS FACE💜💜💜

~Enjoy~

★★★★

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕦𝕪

★★★★

~Yeah, anytime one of the guys or just anyone in general catches a glimpse of his teeth, they're just kind of like

~You on the other hand, enjoy them!

~They make him unique and quite handsome ;))

~Will probably tell you "No" if you asked if you could see them, but would wonder why you wanted to see them in the first place.

~If you bugged him enough, he'd do his exasperated little sigh and finally move his yarn, and flash you a nervous and awkward smile.

~OOOH AND IMAGINE YOU KISS IT

~OH DARLING YES

~He'd just freeze up and be incredibly flustered. Good job, darling, you've made a mess of him.

~It embarrasses him when you compliment his smile, but he certainly does appreciate it. Hearing his cute little "Huh- Wh..Me? Oh, uh, thanks..." is quite worth it.

~Red sounds awkward and perhaps even a bit uncomfortable about it, but that's just how he sounds LOL. He's genuinely accepting the compliment, despite how his tone may be.

~His lack of lips doesn't stop him from kissing you every now and then. I hope you don't mind teeth and tongue ;)

~Now he might let you move his yarn so you can kiss him.

~He doesn't always want that, though, he likes to have a lack of expression, so people can't tell what he's thinking. It's good for....scarier situations.

~Red feels quite a lot more comfortable showing his teeth around you. He doesn't understand why you like them, but he's happy. He chuckles now when you smile at him brightly, because he knows it's because you're happy that you can see him smiling back at you.

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I'M SO FUNNY 🤪 I immediately thought "oh hey let's put this song in it" when I saw this request. Red's teeth are so very *pants eyes pop out of head stamps foot on the ground howls and barks foams at mouth* AWOOGA. Y'know?

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[creativewhizkid]

i like the headcanon that sketchbook is friends with the lil orange from episode 1

[brwnerinq-89]

You're just like me!

extended cut of that image i did in my answer heehee

and I'm just like you...

[sillysadduck]

Im just a big fan of the fact that the fandom interpretation with the og series used to be that red and duck were functional adults that would parent yellow in a responsible way

And now theyre just two very NOT functional adults that will probably forget they're taking care of yellow and 100% suck ass at being parents but they both like to be called dad and THINK they're good father figures... they enjoy the parent title, theyre just not ready for the responsibility that comes with it

their relationship isn't functional and their babysitting/parenting isn't either but they're TRYING okay

No one in that house is okay but they love each other... in a weird way

[thingsaday]

Lesley is… FASCINATING. It’s really hard to choose a favorite character in the series, but she’s up there with charged yellow for me. 

~~~~~DHMIS SPOILERS AHEAD (Obviously) ~~~~~

As for headcannons, I definitely subscribe to the idea that she, Roy, and yellow are a family of sorts. Roy is most obviously yellow’s dad (based on yellow’s direct lines about him). As for Lesley being yellow’s mom… that ties into a more general (and probably not original) theory I have about the nature of the show. 

I like to imagine that the show represents a purgatory of sorts. More specifically, that the main cast (not including teachers) represent people who have died and are forced to keep living the same day over and over again (June 19th or 20th; maybe when they died?). We get the most overt hints about this for yellow and Lesley in episodes 5 and 6 of the TV series. 

In episode 5: Transport, we get these scenes - giving us a plausible reason for yellow’s death (car accident) and a perpetrator (LE5L3Y). Given that we can hear Lesley’s VA scream “CAREFUL!”, well... you get the drift. Then, of course, there’s the iconic line: “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL SON!” from episode 6. 

How Lesley may have died is a little murkier, but given that she’s confirmed to be a puppet as well (and has those stitches/ scars), I imagine that she died in the  car crash above or shortly afterwards.

You can find a number of theory videos about this, but based on the D on yellow’s jumper, and the appearances of the name “David” in the series (most prominently on the gravestone), I believe David was yellow’s name when he was alive. However, in my posts, I’ll stick to referring to the yellows as “yellow” and “Charged Yellow” (or “Smart Yellow) both to distinguish them from the human David, and avoid assigning non-canon names until we learn more! :) 

I would have stopped there, but there’s also evidence to support the idea that Duck was perhaps an old man who died, due to his association with the symbols shown in episode 4 of the first series: 

“An old man died” “-but look a computer!” 

I’ve honestly got no clue about red, but I like to imagine that he’s around duck’s age for… reasons. I also don’t think he’s related to yellow’s family given his search for his own family, and his depiction as a neighbor in the clayhill daydream from episode 5. 

Thus, my cobbled-together family tree looks a bit like this: 

Of course, those are just my theories based on analyses and ideas I like - I may be dead wrong! (pun intended) Lmk what you guys think in the replies :)

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