#dont ask me how it's embarrassing

[tripleflames]

" I must say, entertaining such high standing guests from across the strait was not what I imagined on the table today, " As ever, his words are brimming with a good-natured humor, stance affable and inviting despite the somewhat sharp, assessing nature of his gaze. " I've not even had the chance to organize a proper welcome as befits thine station, my Lord. 'Tis not oft any delegates or foreign dignitaries come for a trade agreement include the King of said nation. "

Nevertheless he doesn't hesitate guiding him to the main dining hall of his mansion. " Can I offer some wine? Ale? " / @thcrmr

[butchjesus]

ok but for real now. since tiktok has so throughly disappointed on this trend. who is your strangest hear me out / most bizarre crush? freaks and headscratchers only edition

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

"nobody wants to work anymore" but a low paying casual retail job wants you to travel to a capital city you don't live in, which is a considerable distance and time travelled from you (when you actively have a branch of this shop in your LOCAL shopping centre, 15mins down the road); for a group interview assessment centre. they then make you CONGA LINE into the said group interview with party poppers and streamers. like ma'am. I don't care how "ironic hipster millennial and 90s nostalgia" and "life of the party" this brand is supposed to be. but I ain't conga lining into this interview like a fucking clown. fuck some hiring managers and HR depts, honestly.

[auuwmk]

HELP ME!!!!!!! I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AND I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS FAVORITE NOVEL OUT OF POLITENESS BUT HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR LIKE 3 HOURS??????? HE PULLED OUT A PPT AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE INTRO WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????

[rab-bitly]

theyre just like toxic yuri but theyre both nonbinary

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

"shipping saiki is aphobic because he's aroace!"

stares at you with my demiromantic asexual in a committed relationship eyes then looks at the camera like im in the office

[just-null]

How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....

Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.

He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls

HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.

OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!

EXTRA

[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]

ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*

mf dont even begin to look at me like that

[livsmessydoodles]

You ship Dinostar, Benji, and Yasammy?! You are so cool omg /gen

HEHEHEH THANK YOU YES I DO!!!! ive been watching JWCC since season 1 first dropped and ive been locked in with those three ships ever since..... the chemistry is just too good..... as the fandom grew and more seasons came out other ships became popular like benrius for example but ILL NEVER BETRAY MY ROOTS!!!!

[willowser]

okay last thing and i know this is easier said than done and i think it's less of final end point and more of a continuous journey but once you let go of your shame and embarrassment over the things that make you happy, you'll have a lot more fun

[odkk-17]

Did u know that in the last case for dual destinies because of how close their models are to eachother, athena and apollo look like they're holding hands when the camera zooms out lol

Shitty rushed doodle I made from it

[nocturnalsleuth]

@retr0scum i cannot for the life of me remember if this was based on a specific drawing/design of blaster u did, but I love how u draw

[buttrflyisland]

gloria and leif hang up a banner like this and when caspar brings around ted they have to make some adjustments to the sign

[foccaccia]

i had a surprising amount of fun doing sketches for some old notes app writing, so i did another

[fisherrprince]

my venvani post is getting reblogged again and i stand by what i said if u dont come at them with bare minimum homestuck quadrant level "what is going on here" OR MORE i fundamentally believe it to be reductive to their relationship

[sarioh]

ethubs

shoutout to you and all the other ethubs warriors who have been here with me in the trenches since 2021. we were right about everything ever since the beginning of time but in the worst possible ways and no one can ever take that away from us . amen

[mostlyghostlyy]

It's always "Dale would embarrass you this" or "Dale would embarrass you that" but what about "I openly talk shit about him when he's right next to me in public"