#doots answers

[olrinarts]

your animatic has given me severe brainrot. the idea of narilamb having murder-dates where they decide who gets custody of the crown for a while is driving me insane. It's precisely the brand of absolutely nuts thing that no normal creature would do but two immortals who have really odd relations with death, both literal and figural, absolutely would

RIGHT THOUGH

okay so. lazy fic under the cut but i have SO MANY THOUGHTS

(for the record, 'lazy fic' is just what i call it when a ramble accidentally ends up containing a scene or two and the entire time the tone continues to be 'me rambling through an ask/DM with a friend', and if the thoughts get too long, i will separate it into its own post i prommy)

(the lazy fic has, in fact, required a new post. and probably some others, and this has opened the floodgates of letting y'all see my other lazy fics, but still have this part)

new AU is hide/seek AU this is a thing now R.I.P. (animatic, 1 / 2 / 3 / 4)

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so first of all, can i just. scream about the intimacy of it? like yes, it sure is murdering, but the TRUST aspect makes me feral

like the first time they agreed to do this, it wasn't a game yet, and it would've been at least two or three decades on from his defeat - it was an offer Esriaal made freely, and they couldn't know for sure yet that it would work, or that the same immortal trait would be Esriaal's as a mortal, or how to make a vessel work without directly wearing a crown, since Esriaal DID still have a job to do

to say nothing of the work that it would require to adjust the cult to the idea of their gods swapping back and forth, or even Narinder being a god properly half the time if it worked

but Esriaal had spent long enough as a god to know that not only would his help help, it was what they wanted to do and they felt like it would genuinely do a lot of good for the concept and administration of Death itself - like they put a LOT of thought into it beforehand, and Narinder probably had no idea that they intended to offer, let alone that they sincerely wanted to share power

but when they offered, there were still a lot of unknowns, and it required Narinder to be willing to resurrect them after, and considering they were still kinda navigating the aftermath (narinder works on a different timescale, happens when you're several millennia old), there was a genuine chance that he might just. choose not to resurrect them, and take over

but they offered anyway

and narinder, who hadn't expected the offer in the first place and was honestly still struggling with the idea that it might not be HIS cult anymore but that both Esriaal and the cult itself still very much wanted him around (Esriaal having betrayed him in the hope that maybe, maybe, they could resurrect him after, and not having expected him to just pop out already alive), just has to have that surreal moment of realising that they mean it

that they're offering because they sincerely believe there's a chance that not only will he accept but will keep his promise, and they think that chance is worth the risk of him betraying them or declining outright (i mean. there's 0 chance he would decline. but still)

so he accepts, and the first time is kinda unceremonious - the two of them meet one night in the temple, Narinder stabs them with the Crown and down they go, but they don't pop out mortal the way he did

he has to resurrect them intentionally, and boy howdy did he panic a little until they were alive again a few minutes later, admittedly pretty shaken but like. not distrusting, just because they haven't been used to being that kind of dead in thirty-ish years

but he brought them back, the way he promised he would, and he's definitely the god of death, and things worked

they agreed on a month, and the next time was still not particularly ceremonious, but they both tacitly knew it was kinda a whole THING now

shit i'm gonna need a new post for this (i'll edit in a link to the new post when it's up)

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

How many doots did ya get?

25

[determunition]

Thes and Bauh get caught in Huzzle and Click's cartoon adventures XD

i think by this point most of the gods look at these two dropping anvils on each other and whatnot and go "Ah, yes. that is Their thing" but there's no way other gods don't get caught in the crossfire sometimes

it's hard to imagine thespius getting very involved in anything toony, he's such a sweet guy lmao (though of course i'm sure he's the recipient of many an AWOOGA, eyeballs popping out of sockets, etc from clicky <3); bauhauzzo though, i think he's easier to rope into that stuff than it looks. clicky and huzzle could abbot and costello his ass so fast

[antirepurp]

wow there is no good way to lay out these fucking images. anyway did you know there's a cover of the undertale ost with the genesis era sonic soundfont and it reminded me of brainworms

[silly-ehggy]

Why so sillay tbh

(Reblogs ooooover likes)

[joellalovestoread]

who do you think I am????

-doot doot!

@purple-dinosaur17 if I had to guess!

[shkika]

How gay Gabriel is for w1?

Honestly??

That depends on how gay you think Gabriel is for V1 in-game. As things are it would still defeat him twice.

It would still unburden him from having to live up to what others want from him and he’d still feel that “passion” the game itself describes.

So?? I guess I’d say pretty damn gay. W1 plays the same role V1 does in the Gabriel fights.

Which is SOO funny. My guy doesn’t even know he’s getting a buy one get one free deal.

[camels-pen]

a boy can dream

[antonias-beloved]

DOOT DOOT!!!!

DOOT DOOT!!!

[the-radio-demon-blog]

Doot doot

Doot? Doot?

Are you pretending to imitate a trumpet, dear?

[remnantsofthefallen]

doot doot

I knew it…..

[olrinarts]

Re: Hide/Seek AU

"I need you to stick it in me."

"~oh."

"No, Narinder, THE KNIFE."

"oh. :("

howling with laughter

'no no, you know the rules, that's for AFTER the murder and resurrection. we have rules for this, narinder'

'i know'

'these rules are important, narinder'

'i am aware'

'so you're not going to follow them at all are you'

'we can follow them in half an hour'

[ollieisoliveoil]

DOOT DOOT

DOOT DOOT

[determunition]

hey! just read through chapters 2 and 3 of “in my life, i love you more”. congrats on making me tear up in the dead of night Several times. this is actually so good

AGH it's been a hundred years (like two weeks), but i wanted to finally answer this lovely ask; hurt/comfort and emotional stuff isn't usually my wheelhouse so i'm so happy to hear in my life's touched you in that way, i've been putting a lot of myself into it :3

speaking of which...if it's feels you seek, i have been holding out on you guys in the way of that good good angst; unsurprisingly it's easy to get bashful about doodling hurt/comfort from your own gay lil self-indulgent fanfic lmao

[pewpewae]

doot doot

I GOT TWO OF THEM!!!!!!

[poptartregreteva]

DOOT DOOT

oh my god i love you

hands you these