#dorito loco taco

[princess-sungazer]

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

[shaabam]

Why is he so s m a l l

[destinationtoast]

I need to remember that I can't be seen in public after going to Taco Bell.

I enjoy Doritos Locos tacos (almost a given; how can any joy-loving omnivore not appreciate the absurdity of taco innards sheathed in a giant nacho cheese Dorito?). But I forget, in between visits, the way their shell trades festive coloring and snacktual authenticity for structural integrity.

I hunch over the to-go bag as I eat my bright orange prizes, like a possessive squirrel with a penchant for drive-thru meals. But each taco starts crumbling the moment I lay eyes on it, and the bag somehow fails to catch most of the food as it falls, leaving that job to my shirt and pants (and, on one memorable occasion, my bra and one sock). As each shell expires, it leaves me with a handful of unprotected taco matter, which I apparently proceed to smear on my face, according to the car mirror.

I was supposed to go get my passport photo taken now, but it will have to wait another day. I don't have a strong sense of shame, but I can't bear to walk into Walgreens looking like I barely survived a taco tornado.

[chrismcshell]

got taco bell for the first time. why are the sauce packets talking to me like that. like hey we just met you can't be saying those things to me

[rainy-deer]

yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 14 crunch wrap supremes

[posthumanwanderings]

my custom cravings combo @ Taco Bell w/doritos locos shell subbed inside gordita crunch 🌮:

[ceilingfan5]

y'all wanna play "don't get me started" bc send me asks about things you think I could go off about if you wanna play ✨💌✨

[lookninjas]

And Taco Bell gave me the wrong person's order, and I didn't check because this literally never happens to me, so I don't even have a spicy potato soft taco to console me right now. This is heartbreaking.

[fuckblast]

I need some examples of things Mordecai and rigby from regular show might say to each other

[walkawaytall]

Me: I could probably survive in the wilderness. I have the heart of a badass. I could make it in any situation if I had to. I’m a survivor.

My body: if you use a toaster after someone who eats bread with gluten in it, you experience Extreme Tummy Troubles™ and possibly a debilitating thyroid flare.

[masoncarr2244]

Some Taco Bell gifs I made.

[ichewsyoupod]

Oppenheimer on the ethics of flavor blasting 💥 (Ep. 202: Turtonator)

[shaabam]

Dorito does a spin and then knocks Baja the fuck out

[war-horseman]

Rando: You need to repent and turn away from your sin or your soul will be damned to Hell!

Me: Buddy I already sold my soul for a Doritos Locos Taco.

Rando: You're joking.

Me: Nah it was delicious. Cool Ranch flavored.

[edeniansys]

If Dorito is the diminutive version of Doro, then I raise you: DORO

[mofledowe]

1, 3, 7, 11, and 26

NOW!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈

(guy who doesn't much like coloring) umm uhh hmmmmm um. pink 👍

3. depends what mood im in! i like to listen to boogie, rnb, and christmas music mostly! im so addicted to shrignold's love song though its so bad. im like that girls killing mspaint drawing. you know the one.

7. big secret, i dont do sketching or outlining. i just draw. sorry followers 😎 but the drawing is definitely my favorite part! dont like coloring v much

11. i looooooooove warm colors i eat them for breakfast

26.

+ the only picture i have of the disco outfit 😢 its so sillay