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bigboysdrinkmilk · 1 year

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Subway should do a promotion that if the sub guys get rescued, everyone gets a free Doritos Locos taco

#shitpost #submarine #subway #Doritos locos

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posthumanwanderings · 2 years

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my custom cravings combo @ Taco Bell w/doritos locos shell subbed inside gordita crunch 🌮:

#taco bell #IRL stuff #cheesy fiesta potatoes #gordita crunch #doritos locos

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billcipherismybestfriend · 20 days

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Biff, why are you Bill Cipher slightly to the left

#gravity falls bill cipher #gravity falls #grunkle ford #gravity falls bill #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #the book of bill #bill cipher #biff shitter #he’s loco Doritos baby

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imafraidoftomorrow · 16 hours

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rest in peace Wei Wuxian you would have loved Taco Bell

#him and the diablo sauce? and a baja blast?#don't get me wrong I don't think taco bell would be spicy enough for him by far #i just think he would love it as a cheap late night option to get while drunk #i can just picture the esteemed hanguang-jun buying 3 doritos locos tacos party boxes for his wei ying to eat when he's hungry #mdzs shitposting #mdzs meme #mdzs meta #mdzs wei wuxian #mdzs wei ying #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wei ying #yiling laozu #yiling patriarch

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princess-sungazer · 7 months

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ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

#my art #ffxvi ultima #it's a dorito loco taco btw #ffxvi

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shaabam · 2 years

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Why is he so s m a l l

#rat #ratblr #pet rats #caged little man in prison #dorito #dorito locos taco from taco bell (tm)

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destinationtoast · 1 year

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I need to remember that I can't be seen in public after going to Taco Bell.

I enjoy Doritos Locos tacos (almost a given; how can any joy-loving omnivore not appreciate the absurdity of taco innards sheathed in a giant nacho cheese Dorito?). But I forget, in between visits, the way their shell trades festive coloring and snacktual authenticity for structural integrity.

I hunch over the to-go bag as I eat my bright orange prizes, like a possessive squirrel with a penchant for drive-thru meals. But each taco starts crumbling the moment I lay eyes on it, and the bag somehow fails to catch most of the food as it falls, leaving that job to my shirt and pants (and, on one memorable occasion, my bra and one sock). As each shell expires, it leaves me with a handful of unprotected taco matter, which I apparently proceed to smear on my face, according to the car mirror.

I was supposed to go get my passport photo taken now, but it will have to wait another day. I don't have a strong sense of shame, but I can't bear to walk into Walgreens looking like I barely survived a taco tornado.

#doritos locos tacos #(supreme)#my fast food beloved and nemesis #i wish i knew how to quit you #or at least remembered to bring an extra set of clothes #to be fair to the tacos #i'm not the neatest eater to begin with #my bff eats them without a mess and doesn't understand what's wrong with me #taco bell #op #toasty life

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chrismcshell · 2 months

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got taco bell for the first time. why are the sauce packets talking to me like that. like hey we just met you can't be saying those things to me

#ray speaks #food cw #anyway i got a crunchwrap supreme and a doritos locos taco supreme #both pretty good; the crunchwrap was a bit disappointing but thats mostly because it wasnt fresh -#my nearest taco bell is kinda far so it took a while to deliver to me #the crunchwrap was sadly not very crunchy by the time it got to me #the taco was great tho i wish i'd gotten more #if i get taco bell again i will prob just get a ton of tacos #oh yeah and if anyone's wondering: i did Not get baja blast. tragically i do not like carbonated drinks #i know people love baja blast but it would not be enjoyable for me cuz i dont like the fizz 😔

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rainy-deer · 2 years

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yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 14 crunch wrap supremes

#and one singular doritos locos taco #my art #snorf #noodle #furry #worm on a string

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ceilingfan5 · 1 year

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y'all wanna play "don't get me started" bc send me asks about things you think I could go off about if you wanna play ✨💌✨

#or reblog and you can play with your followers!!#ill send you one too #for example a specific media or an opinion or a random noun #like. “maximum ride” or “hot dogs are sandwiches” or “minimalism”#or get weird. you wanna hear me go off about the color yellow or video games or the doritos locos taco #it's Saturday baby

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lookninjas · 1 year

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And Taco Bell gave me the wrong person's order, and I didn't check because this literally never happens to me, so I don't even have a spicy potato soft taco to console me right now. This is heartbreaking.

#four doritos locos tacos and a standard soft taco #cheese fucking everywhere #so now i'm eating pringles and salami because that's what i had that was quick #i may never recover from this tragedy #my heart goes out to whoever didn't get their doritos locos tacos

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fuckblast · 1 year

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I need some examples of things Mordecai and rigby from regular show might say to each other

#i understand the urge to make them talk about cock but im drawing some fanart to send to my bro at the academy #so please more like about the Doritos locos tacos #i just dk their cadence

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walkawaytall · 11 months

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Me: I could probably survive in the wilderness. I have the heart of a badass. I could make it in any situation if I had to. I’m a survivor.

My body: if you use a toaster after someone who eats bread with gluten in it, you experience Extreme Tummy Troubles™ and possibly a debilitating thyroid flare.

#it me #I may have the heart of a badass but I have the gastrointestinal system of an aging racehorse #and the autoimmune system of someone involved in a freak laboratory accident #they forgot to include a gluten-free meal for me when my work group did an offsite project yesterday and it became a Whole Thing #(and by that I mean I had to drive to the nearest Taco Bell #because eating something regular bread touched will leave me incapacitated for days but #eating three Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme® is totally fine)#(I literally do not make the rules. I would have made different rules if I could be in charge of my body's response to things.)

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masoncarr2244 · 2 years

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