#double life incorrect quote

[griangremlin]

Grian: wanna sell an extremely rare highly sought after resource??

Scar: You had me at capatilism ❤

[mossfeathers]

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[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Tango: I give up. I am so tired. 

Skizz: Get the emergency supply! 

Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango* 

Jimmy: *smiles* 

Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[jeena-says-hi]

Mumbo, entering Grian’s room: Scar did it again.

Grian: Peace disturbance?

Mumbo: What no-

Grian: Arson..?

Mumbo: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Grian: uh....Attempted murder?

Mumbo NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

[whatmcytsaid]

Scott: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martyn and Pearl's convo?

BigB: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Skizz: I'm in the washing machine.

Scar: I'm in the closet.

BigB: We accept you, Scar. <3

Scar: No. I'm literally in the closet.

Lizzie: Love is love. <3

[watcheraurora]

Tango: It’s muggy outside today

Jimmy, just woke up, rubbing his eyes: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving you

Tango: *sips coffee from a bowl*

[fynchfire]

Life series incorrect quotes

Grian: *setting down a card* Ace of spades

Scott: *setting down an uno card* +4 blue

Pearl: *setting down a pokemon card* Jolteon, I choose you!

Martyn: *setting down a cards vs humanity card: Grave robbing

Scar: *seeing everyone else putting down cards and wanting to join in* Go fish!

Watchers: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING????

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Be friends with Scar, they said! He'll be a great teammate, they said! Mumbo: So he's a little reckless— Grian: THIS MAN HAS THE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS OF A SQUIRREL ON CRACK COCAINE!

[ilexdiapason]

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[the-man-in-the-chicken-costume]

Grian: You are so irritating sometimes.

Scar: Wanna make out?

Grian: Yes.

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Grian: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Scar: Mine juust says "Scar, no." Grian: And I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[mossfeathers]

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[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Joel: Are you ready to commit? 

Etho: Like, a crime or to a relationship?

[jeena-says-hi]

Jimmy: are you sure you arent missing Ren too much this season?

Martyn, *building dog themed everything*: No I don’t think so

[firekit21]

Divorce Quartet Incorrect Quotes

Scott, throughout Double Life: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

Pearl: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Cleo: Are you mad?

Pearl: No.

Cleo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Martyn: Can I ask a dumb question?

Cleo: Better than anyone I know.

Pearl: This date is boring!

Cleo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Pearl: Then why did you invite me?

Cleo: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Cleo I'll do whatever I want!

Martyn: Pearl just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Skizz: Who's in charge here?

Martyn, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

Pearl, texting Scott: *sends a voice message*

Scott, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Pearl: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Scott: *presses play*

Pearl's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[whatmcytsaid]

Grian: Scar, are you high?

Scar: Am I what?

Grian: High!

Scar: Hello!