#dowh

[anteroom-of-death]

Where was I on the original Gwen day?

Being the exact bad example that the hater was claiming Gwen to be.

[isko0kris0oksi]

oh no, Chuck shot down Gus.

[cee-grice]

me during any hazardous social event: whilst my mortal self is suffering, the writer inside it is thriving. mm good food

[arsonistshub-a]

sometimes all we really want is a tall buff woman to just pick us up and carry us away from our problems, and that's okay

[bluggyub]

Hey tumblyers, just wanted to say. I'm stuck here! so if someone saves ,me, that'd b ecool! because i'd LOVE YOU FOREVER! please! XD, thanks, ROFL, # Thanks guys

[flufftummy]

whenever i see k/rl/ch in my own playthrough i remember my art and i ehehuiesgeshrgiers im sorry miss girl,,,,

[chaoticsorceressztc]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀÀÀẞ24DDSDDDDDAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQWWWEESAWFTGGRVYTRVBBVFFRFVVXXSS

[tarkenee]

my biggest flex in life is that ive never cared abt reading fanfiction even as a kid/teen so i could count all the fanfics ive read if i wanted to which is why it's absolutely crazy that i just saw a post where someone had printed out & turned into a small booklet a random ff that i sometimes think abt to this day...

[iridescentspacewhale]

I wanna fight my aunt so badly

[the-merry-otter]

Medieval Mac and Cheese recipe

(As demanded by yall)

Macrows

“Take and make a thin foil of dowh, and kerve it on peces, and cast hem on boiling water and seeth it wele. Take chese and grate it and butter cast bynethen and above and losyns. and serve forth.”

-> from the ‘Forme of Cury’ p. 46, compiled about A. D. 1390.

The more readable interpretation as set down in Cariadoc’s Miscellany is as follows:

Ingredients:

2 cups flour

⅔ cups cold water (approx)

3 cups grated cheese (approx). They used swiss and parmesan.

4 tablespoons butter (approx).

Knead flour and cold water into a smooth, elastic dough. Roll it out thin and cut into broad strips (1”-2” wide). Boil it about 5-10 minutes (until tender). Put it in a dish, layered with grated cheese and butter. You may want to heat it briefly in an oven (although the recipe does not say to do so).

Happy cooking!

[messiahzzz]

while it’s perfectly fine to have your own headcanons that are non-canon compliant — by all means, go wild. recognizing pieces of yourselves in fictional characters can be a very healing and validating experience. this is nonetheless a casual, well-intentioned reminder that gale, in fact, does not have bpd.

bpd is a pervasive pattern of instability affecting interpersonal relationships, self-image, and mood. the disorder is marked by impulsivity beginning in early adulthood and is present in a variety of contexts. a diagnosis requires at least 5 of the following 9 criteria to be met:

Fear of abandonment

Unstable or changing relationships

Unstable self-image; struggles with identity or sense of self

Impulsive or self-damaging behaviors (e.g., excessive spending, unsafe sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating).

Suicidal behavior or self-injury

Varied or random mood swings

Constant feelings of worthlessness or sadness

Problems with anger, including frequent loss of temper or physical fights

Stress-related paranoia or loss of contact with reality

source: [x]

i highlighted the criteria that do apply to gale in one way or another in a pretty purple.

i personally believe that it’s rather harmful to equate his relationship with mystra with her being “his fp”. she is a deity, his goddess, and the source of his powers, who is in in full control of the magic he wields.

gale: mystra commands all magic. salvation, if such a thing exists, is hers to bestow or withhold.

gale has been effectively groomed and conditioned to serve and revere her at every turn since early childhood. imo this comparison really undermines a lot of crucial points in gale’s story that deal with his overall trauma and abuse. after all, you wouldn’t call shar sh*dowhe*rt’s fp either.

gale doesn’t revile mystra, nor does he commit benevolent deeds solely motivated by the secret hope that she will somehow notice and take him back. when you meet gale in the game he has already fully come to terms with the fact that he has been abandoned by mystra with no hope of reconciliation whatsoever. he also had some very fitting lines in ea regarding this topic that i'm sad haven't been repurposed in the full release in some way.

gale: [the tadpoles] don't know that some things are impossible. they don't know that... they don't know. player: what is impossible about what you're being shown? gale: forgiveness. gale: it is mystra i see. and yet it cannot be her. there was a time when i would have believed - but no longer. gale: suffice it to say she would not bestow upon me the favors promised in these dreams. that is how i know they are delusions.

he has already reached the stage of acceptance. moreover, gale only starts to realize that mystra might have been in the wrong for requesting his death once the tadpole squad & tav speak some sense into him. and even then he doesn’t ever show that his emotions regarding mystra are anywhere along those lines. he is instead rightfully angered that she only saw value in his death, after he had been worshipping her loyally for years.

gale: i worshipped mystra loyally for years, and in that time she granted me the barest sliver of the power i was ready to wield. gale: even with the fate of the world at stake, she had little more to offer me than the means of blowing myself up at a more convenient time. she's done nothing to help us.

gale: you abandoned me in my hour of greatest need. i had no obligation to help you in yours. gale: because you had no right to ask that of me. you cast me out, remember?

gale doesn’t display rapid changes in mood either. he is a character who is generally very composed and has been known to remain nonchalant even in the face of utter horror. tim downie himself even commented on this once. source: [x]

the only instance i can think of is his sudden switch from resigned-to-death to utter-eye-sparkling-enthusiasm once he spots the crown of karsus. apart from crucial story reasons that i won’t touch upon in this post, i’d also like to add that it’s a rather common phenomenon for people who have just barely survived a suicide attempt to suddenly be filled with zeal and unbridled energy. he doesn't display impulsivity without thorough consideration when it comes to its acquisition either. he considers this a golden opportunity and is positively enthusiastic and elated that this might prove an alternative to him ending up in a cloud of netherese smoke. nonetheless, he knows what he is doing. evident in him actually succeeding in ascending in one of his endings.

gale: this is no passing whim, trust me. if i can obtain that crown, it will affect us all. it is not a decision i'll take lightly. gale: it's our future that i'm thinking of - we can't rely on anyone else to do it for us. gale: for now - we've learned all we can.

neither are his relationships that we do know of (namely elminster, tara, and morena) frequently changing. they are marked by years of mutual respect, care, and consistency. there is nothing unstable about them. while it's important to note that his relationship with tav is still in its honeymoon stages during the main game, there is no inclination of any push-and-pull dynamic between them whatsoever.

gale isn’t preoccupied with keeping up some sort of benevolent act in order to win (back) affection — he genuinely IS a good person and he proves this at every turn. moreover, to have a tressym become your familiar you must be of Good alignment.

(taken from tumblr user galedekarios's post.)

there is never a moment where his ideals or alignment suddenly change. in fact, i’d argue that he and wyll are most consistent in this regard when compared to the rest of the companions. gale makes his moral standpoint very clear from the beginning on and also explicitly states that he believes that in order to survive this entire ordeal it would be selfish of him if he wouldn’t be willing to compromise on his morals. this isn’t a sudden bout of ✨muahahaha wizard hubris✨ that he barely contained to hold in before, this is yet another act of selflessness — it is what he’s willing to do for the group and subsequently, the welfare of faerun.

player: i love unsavoury things. don't feel guilty on my account. gale: that's good to know. although i should say i do what i do out of a sense of utility and pragmatism, not a love of the unsavoury. gale: we're up against the greatest threat faerun has ever faced. i don't mind getting my hands dirty if it gives us a better chance of surviving. gale: whatever advantage i can gain for us. i will. and i refuse to feel guilty for it, no matter how much mystra's chidings might echo in my skull.

this is him, once again trying to be useful in whatever way he can. to give them an advantage, a slither of hope against seemingly impossible odds, so they might make it out of this in one piece. gale wouldn’t approve of those actions under normal circumstances, but their predicament is as far from any definition of “normal” as it can get.

gale is no fool, he realizes this is essentially about survival. he knows that he has no option left other than to tolerate, which is why he can be convinced to not immediately depart tav’s company even if they choose to commit atrocities. this is no character flaw of his or him displaying a previously dormant openness for cruelty, this is about recognizing the necessity.

player: you don't stand a chance alone. you're free to go. i dare you. gale: gods damn you - you're right. few things are more powerful than the will to live.

gale: i thought the orb to be the greatest of my sins, but i see now that there are darker depths to which i might yet sink. you may be content to sink into that abyss, but i assure you - i am not.

gale doesn’t lead a split existence. he has a very strong sense of identity. he knows what he wants, what he doesn’t want and he isn’t shy in expressing his boundaries either. which he has especially shown when it comes to his relationship with tav. i originally had intended to touch upon this in another post entirely but: i firmly believe his entire Gale of Waterdeep™ persona is more of a performance than him struggling to find a sense of identity and trying them on for size. it is an intentional decision to separate gale dekarios from the great wizard of waterdeep, to create distance and make sure his family name remains untarnished in case things should ever go sideways.

gale: i agree. and on the plus side, if i get myself into any truly cataclysmic straits during the remainder of our journey, my family name will go untarnished.

there is also a deep-rooted feeling of unworthiness and his firm belief that love and praise are conditional resources that he will only be granted through his talents alone, naturally. presenting himself as gale dekarios, the man, would mean highlighting his shortcomings and very human flaws, while distracting from the aspects of himself that are deemed praiseworthy, the ones that actually matter: his magical prowess.

i personally believe that part of the beauty of gale’s story is him realizing just how “little” it takes for him to be truly content. he gets his happy ending, with someone at his side who truly sees him, understands him and unabashedly commits to him. they worship and adore him in return — and it is well deserved. he isn’t reduced to be constantly and restlessly searching for some unattainable ideal to fill the gaping void within himself. he doesn’t secretly thirst for more power still or believes that in being with tav he is settling for something. instead, he is finally happy to just be. be and be accepted. teaching a class of unruly wizards and coming home to his spouse each day already fulfills him.

gale: that's how i feel with you - content. it's a rather unfamiliar feeling, i must say. not something gale of waterdeep ever craved.

even if he doesn’t pursue a romance with tav, he reaches a realization of “oh, it appears i am not irredeemably flawed and only able to reach true redemption through my own death. what i needed was actually with me all along.” throughout their journey and through his friend's support. i think that’s a very powerful and comforting message. he is very well capable of finding peace within himself.

devnotes: his default state is that he returned to waterdeep and became a professor of illusory magic at his former school, blackstaff academy. general vibe here is that this is a gale who's found peace with himself - he's a great teacher, one his students are mostly in awe of.

to repeat myself: sharing your headcanons is all in good fun, nor should you ever be discouraged from doing so. this is your personal tumblr experience, after all. but i personally think we should be mindful of unintentionally perpetuating negative stereotypes, such as narcissism being a general indicator or being deemed a classic depiction of bpd. i think we can all agree that the continuous longing for acceptance, connection, praise, and approval is something we all have in common deep down, regardless of whatever disorder we may have. [insert victoria justice meme here]

gale may be many things to many people, but he is no entitled narcissist.

[a-spes]

Hi. How are you doing? I just want to ask when you will start posting your wip 'devious lies'. I have been very excited for it. But no pressure dowh. Just curious. Thank you and happy writing.

I am fine, thanks, hope you're doing well too <3

I have no idea when it'll be out but I started writing it :D I am honestly so excited because the request has been sitting in my inbox for weeks -maybe months-, and I couldn't stop thinking about it, but I haven't find the right way to write it before recently.

However, I eventually found out how I wanted to write that fic', and it's going to be extra angsty <3

I am leaving a sneek peak from the draft (so there are a lot of mistakes) below, hope you enjoy it <3

"Pl- please, 'tasha, let me-", you were begging. It's not your kind. The tears aren't your style either, nor it's nat's, yet both of your faces are full of them. She is angry, and you're frustrated. No one is listening to you, they don't want to.

"Shut up," she said firmly, "you've lost the right to call me that way. Honestly, you've even lost the right to talk with me", she added, every of her words full of rage and hatred. It's not something you thought would be headed toward you one day, it shouldn't.

When you came home, she has already threw all your belongings outside of the building. Now it was your turn. She dragged you out of the building, not even aknowloging when you stumbled on your feet. She was walking fast, and she was hurting you. She swore she would never do it, but the Nat' that was scared she would hurt you was long gone. You've seen it in her gaze. Harsh, firm. It was full of rage, and it was your fault, you thought. She hadn't hit you, but you could feel how her nails were digging in your skin even through your shirt, her grip so firm that you're sure you'll have a mark tomorrow. A reminder of what you've lost today, not that you could forget.

[patdnsfwconfessions]

sorry elaborating on my noncon i need pete to go into ryan's room while he's sleeping. he's probably got this cute little relaxed face and he's probably be hugging a pillow and just in his boxers and pete can't take it anymore. at first he just lays down and holds ryan but then he gets this thought yeah. he pulls dowh ryan's boxers and brings a finger to his hole — just to test. and then ryan makes this adorable squeak and pete can't do it. he has to fuck ryan right then and there.

maybe ryan wakes up, maybe he doesn't. you decide lol

anon i need to write this u have no ideaaa

[conlangcrab]

curmsed

adhbbvi /aðbbˈvi/ v. rest

aestezg /aˈestezg/ n. cloak

aftdzeukfe /aftdˈzeukˌfe/ adj. weak, fragile

algvertfi /algˈvertfi/ n. control

ambdhiston /ambˈðiston/ n. graveyard

angdhuwm /angˈðuwm/ v. be (exist), be (permanent state)

ar /ar/ n. leader

astthe /astˈθe/ n. bedroom

avdgudvozdtfi /avdˈgudvozdtˌfi/ n. preparation

aydhdtthathpbdhal /ajðdtˈθaθpbðal/ prep. throughout

azd /azd/ n. place, point, site, location, position (location)

badhd /baðd/ v. drag

bazdyen /bazˈdjen/ prep. like

bdheafkbzavb /bðeˈafkbzavb/ n. choice

bdhiskufk /bðisˈkufk/ n. family (children and parents)

bebvezher /bebˈveʒer/ v. throw, hurl, fling, cast, propel

besttfi /besttˈfi/ n. argument

bigdhovgpfan /bigˈðovgpfan/ v. believe, trust

bizbddhapso /bizbdˈðapso/ adj. heavy

boskgdhi /boskgˈði/ n. child (son or daughter of any age)

bupfuomasp /bupˈfuoˌmasp/ n. pool

bvanlesk /bvaˈnlesk/ pron. me

bvethptha /bveθpˈθa/ v. might

bvovdkaravb /bvovdˈkaravb/ adv. often

bzasp /bzasp/ adv. out

bzeltfah /bzeltˈfah/ n. style, fashion

bzinguft /bziˈŋuft/ n. daughter

bzu dedhbkfust /bzu deðbkˈfust/ n. bracelet

chadhbgvei /ʧaðbgˈvei/ adj. vulgar

chevdudhbkthazg /ʧevˈduðbkθazg/ v. laugh, chuckle

chiwchishist /ʧiwˈʧiʃist/ v. worry

davbpsum /davbpˈsum/ n. mass

ddhanfan /dðanˈfan/ n. sound

ddhemuh /dðeˈmuh/ n. space (beyond Earth)

ddhifkksaegvon /dðifkkˈsaegˌvon/ n. dog

ddho /dðo/ pron. I

ddhozg romovb /dðozg roˈmovb/ n. lens

ddhuvggdhel /dðuvggˈðel/ v. blow

demshodhgmozb /demˈʃoðgmozb/ n. monster

dhengzah /ðengˈzah/ v. save, rescue

di /di/ n. bee

dobuthkmo /doˈbuθkmo/ n. smoke, dust, fog

dowh /dowh/ n. forest

duvbfabdhor /duvbˈfabðor/ adj. long

dvastsi /dvastˈsi/ v. return, go back

dveskyymksuzg /dvesˈkjjmksuzg/ n. career

dviu /dviˈu/ n. letter (of an alphabet)

dvuskhezdgzu /dvuskˈhezdgzu/ n. topic, theme

dzam /dzam/ n. earth

dzazd /dzazd/ n. basket

dzezb /dzezb/ n. public

dzo /dzo/ prep. by (using the means of), by (using a route)

dzurddhutfedhg /dzurdˈðutfeðg/ n. evidence, contract

edhdkthinasp /eðdkˈθinasp/ n. window

eftddhofp /eftdˈðofp/ n. beauty

eidhdgdhil /eˈiðdgðil/ n. instrument, appliance

emksoftddhofp /emkˈsoftdðofp/ n. happiness

er /er/ adj. fat, big, obese

erdvofkdithk /erdˈvofkdiθk/ n. nephew

ethkksizdtsum /eθkkˈsizdtsum/ n. transport

evgdzah /evgdˈzah/ prep. at

fafkon /fafˈkon/ n. winery

fawnwilksuskkthozb /fawˈnwilksuskkˌθozb/ adj. religious

fi /fi/ n. guest

foalvulgza /foˈalvulgˌza/ n. emotion, affection

fur /fur/ n. torch

gatthaspddhu /gatˈθaspdðu/ n. steel

gdhedol /gðeˈdol/ n. color, hue

gdhethp /gðeθp/ adj. new

gdhir /gðir/ v. copy, imitate, replicate

gdhofk /gðofk/ adj. specific, definite, particular

gdhuthtamdzaudhg /gðuθˈtamdzaˌuðg/ n. powder

ge /ge/ n. school

gekthozb /gekˈθozb/ adj. academic

guehgehnge /guˈehgehˌŋe/ adj. stubborn

gvafpya /gvafˈpja/ v. love, admire

gvamdhaykthe /gvamˈðajkθe/ n. snake

gvelbzuskar /gvelbˈzuskar/ n. tourist

gviftgvizd /gviftgˈvizd/ n. gun, rifle, pistol

gvizg /gvizg/ n. child (young human being)

gvothpam /gvoθˈpam/ v. break, burst, snap, split

gvun /gvun/ pron. you all

gzalfaeal /gzalˈfaeˌal/ v. need (require), need (lack)

gzebva /gzebˈva/ v. kick

gzeyurusp /gzeˈjurusp/ n. tin

gzih /gzih/ n. thread, strand

gzivdkfilywe /gzivdkˈfiljwe/ n. guide

gzowvgal /gzowvˈgal/ v. flirt

gzufk /gzufk/ n. heat

gzuvbifktsi /gzuvˈbifktsi/ v. lift

hahlukesk nalkthagva /haˈhlukesk nalkˈθagva/ n. train

heon /heˈon/ v. start, begin

hoiyedhbyi /hoˈijeðˌbji/ adj. pretty

hulgdhilsha /hulgˈðilʃa/ adv. however

idhb /iðb/ adj. significant

iftuthp /ifˈtuθp/ adj. old, former

ilddhuzg /ildˈðuzg/ n. canvas

inosk /iˈnosk/ n. cotton

ithkpfathkgdhadhb /iθkpˈfaθkgðaðb/ n. crown

izgefp /izˈgefp/ n. lamp

jask /ʤask/ adj. tight, tense

jivdgolmen /ʤivdˈgolmen/ adj. sad

juzb /ʤuzb/ adj. sorry

kafptfengi /kafptˈfeŋi/ v. catch, capture, seize

kangdhol /kangˈðol/ n. stem

kfa /kfa/ adj. white, blank, clear, transparent, yellow, orange, brown, red, pink

kfapsitfar /kfapˈsitfar/ n. world

kfepsavg /kfepˈsavg/ n. device, gadget, fixture

kfir /kfir/ n. fact

kfouthp bisk /kfoˈuθp bisk/ n. pubic hair

kfufk /kfufk/ v. review, analyze

kotsothear /kotˈsoθeˌar/ n. scientist

ksadhg /ksaðg/ n. flame

ksam /ksam/ n. kind, type

ksavbtsokthul /ksavbtˈsokθul/ n. palm (of hand)

ksetthetsofk /ksetˈθetsofk/ n. curtain, veil

ksir /ksir/ v. stamp

ksiur /ksiˈur/ v. like, admire

ksogvustbzofk /ksogˈvustbzofk/ n. back (of body), back (reverse side)

ksozgtfi /ksozgtˈfi/ n. growth

ksustgdhafklim /ksustgˈðafklim/ n. cat

ksuthkgvodhgbil /ksuθkgˈvoðgbil/ n. program

ksuzhimar /ksuˈʒimar/ n. wizard

kthafkbafp /kθafkˈbafp/ n. gap, cleavage

ktheban /kθeˈban/ v. ring

kthifpkfemon /kθifpkˈfemon/ n. drugstore

kthomithtavd gzuelbvil /kθoˈmiθtavd gzuˈelbvil/ n. lower class

kthum /kθum/ v. put (place)

kthyevg /kθjevg/ n. sword, blade

ku /ku/ adj. big, great (very large), massive, enormous

lah /lah/ v. fix, mend, repair

lerlih /leˈrlih/ n. dress, uniform, gown

liodhd /liˈoðd/ n. rate

me /me/ v. feel (perceive, sense), appreciate

mobifptthol /moˈbifptθol/ v. offend

mudopfa /muˈdopfa/ v. provide, cater

muthtpi /muθtˈpi/ v. date, go out

neskdel /neskˈdel/ prep. to, towards

ngamil /ŋaˈmil/ v. hang

ngevezdkezgar /ŋeˈvezdkezˌgar/ n. prisoner

ngofktsabzetfi /ŋofktˈsabzetˌfi/ n. explanation

niuthkgdhen /niˈuθkgðen/ n. plot

nom chathk /nom ʧaθk/ n. tomorrow

odhdgzufk /oðdgˈzufk/ n. insurance

ofpgvelddhu /ofpgˈveldðu/ v. reflect

oidhbddho /oˈiðbdðo/ n. attitude

or /or/ adv. how

ospistefk /osˈpistefk/ n. copper, bronze

ovgbzo /ovgbˈzo/ n. harmony

oyvb /ojvb/ v. emphasize, exaggerate

pakfala /pakˈfala/ n. average

pfadhgzumksa /pfaðgˈzumksa/ adv. exactly

pfengiuftdho /pfeˈŋiuftˌðo/ n. hook

pfumtfomkfear /pfumtˈfomkfeˌar/ n. liar

psa /psa/ v. watch, monitor, spectate

psamgebvontfi /psamˈgebvontˌfi/ n. exam

psebzigzodhg /psebˈzigzoðg/ n. bed

psezd /psezd/ n. brass

psir /psir/ n. button (fastener for clothing)

psosttsazgpfask /psosttˈsazgpfask/ n. dish, platter

psuvb /psuvb/ v. meet, find, encounter, detect

pthadhg /pθaðg/ adj. sharp, bitter

pthazgbzethk /pθazgbˈzeθk/ n. expression (facial)

pthenkfathpsha /pθenkˈfaθpʃa/ v. forget, ignore

pthir /pθir/ v. bend, fold

pthozdddhostufp /pθozddˈðostufp/ v. ask (inquire), ask (request)

ragdhibdhesk /ragˈðibðesk/ n. soup, broth

rifi /riˈfi/ n. language, dialect

rothtgvezg /roθtgˈvezg/ v. seem, appear, imply, manifest

saeufktfoftksa /saˈeufktˌfoftksa/ adv. finally

segzufk /segˈzufk/ n. cut

shezdozb /ʃezˈdozb/ prep. between, among

shovetht /ʃoˈveθt/ v. gain

silrelbvadhd /siˈlrelbvaðd/ n. holiday, vacation

ta /ta/ v. use, utilize

tethkift /teθˈkift/ n. reservation

tfathptfi /tfaθptˈfi/ n. hope

tfi /tfi/ n. insect

tfingunar /tfinˈgunar/ n. locksmith

tfunurbzoudhg ar /tfuˈnurbzoˌuðg ar/ n. skull

thel /θel/ n. table, bench, plateau

thyanfastri /θjanˈfastri/ n. heaven, paradise

tsakthalgzeft /tsakˈθalgzeft/ v. chase

tsarloskkthudhg /tsaˈrloskkθuðg/ adj. true, honest, pure

tsazb /tsazb/ v. separate, isolate

tsifpgzepsem /tsifpgˈzepsem/ n. pot

tsofpkthezg /tsofpkˈθezg/ n. week

tsuft /tsuft/ n. help

tthafk romovb /tθafk roˈmovb/ n. glasses

tthelngi /tθelˈŋi/ adj. serious, sincere, sober

ttholgzamgzay /tθolgˈzamgzaj/ prep. inside

tthudhbtso /tθuðbtˈso/ n. ass

tujiu /tuˈʤiu/ n. scene

uethkostfi /uˈeθkostˌfi/ prep. in, within, into

ulfa /ulˈfa/ n. file, folder, data

ungol /unˈgol/ n. rail

uofkddhofp /uˈofkdðofp/ n. fun

uskra /usˈkra/ v. steal, rob

uzbdvoibvun /uzbdˈvoibˌvun/ n. river, creek

vamgzazd /vamgˈzazd/ v. support, brace, justify, reinforce

vofpgvye /vofpgˈvje/ adv. soon

wagvorwih /wagˈvorwih/ n. hallway, corridor

wolgzalngon /wolgˈzalŋon/ adj. major

yafpngi /jafpˈŋi/ n. scale (skin of reptiles)

yer /jer/ n. issue, concern

yin /jin/ adj. cute

yolbzafar /jolbˈzafar/ n. stitch

zafktfavg /zafktˈfavg/ v. serve, deliver, treat

zelgzan /zelgˈzan/ v. reach

zhebathp /ʒeˈbaθp/ adj. various

zhistuespon /ʒisˈtuesˌpon/ n. stable

zhu /ʒu/ v. state, declare, say, affirm

zo /zo/ n. bowl, cup

zuezg /zuˈezg/ n. nut

[barbiegirldream]

Watching Haitians and Black Americans go back and forth about who invented Mac and Cheese knowing damn well it was freaks in England dying of plague. Blah blah diasporas we're all suffering Take and make a thynne foyle of dowh. and kerve it on pieces, and cast hem on boiling water & seeþ it well. take cheese and grate it and butter cast bynethen and above as losyns. and serue forth

[electricprincess96]

If I hear one more "I want to live is Ast*rion's theme" I'm gonna lose it. Your pet vamp isn't the most important thing in the world to the point he gets his own theme I don't care what Neil said.

The actual composer said it is the players theme and linked to the version of the song with lyrics. I am going to believe the actual composer of the song over a voice actor, I know Neil was heavily involved with creating Ast*rion but hes not the composer and thats ultimately all that matters when deciding who to believe here. It plays at one spot in all the major camps for each Act and it is not always near Ast*rion, and parts of the main game such as right at the end of Act 1 in the cliffs overlooking the monastery an area thats almost entirely dedicated to L*e'Zel's plot. So it's not unique to that one spot in Act 1 next to Ast*rion's tent. The instrumental also played all over the fucking game and let's stop pretending the instrumental is somehow significantly different than the lyrical version.

The song is about D*rge, it's so obvious if you listen to it. Ast*rion isn't the only one with a story heavily tied to blood, Bhaal literally submerges his chosen in blood and both Or*n and D*rge can luck blood off their weapon. And the parts about it not being my fault fit D*rge better than Ast*rion since they literally cannot control themselves when the urge takes over whereas the game does a poor job showing the actual mind control Caz*dor apparently has over the Spawns.

You could also argue its for all the origin characters not just Ast*rion as "the player" can play as any of them as I'd argue the actual "I want to live" part of the song fits K*rlach more.

Ast*rion is literally one of the least plot relevant main companions and yet his fans want to make it seem like he's the main character at all times. If you don't recruit Ast*rion you don't lose any significant main plot details the way you do Sh*dowh*art or L*e'Zel