#dr jack horner

[entropy-sea-system]

Hmm. Thinking about if t rexes were scavengers like that Jack Horner guy thought, were. Like lions??? (Interestingly in one of the books I think The Lost World, Ellie Sattler mentions how hyenas hunt and lions sometimes tend to scavenge the hyenas' kills)

[thesimpinquestion]

Anyone else?

[danisha-tdh]

Bro got the whole squad reaction-

[blackthewolf17]

Could one of my husbands, I don't know...NOT DIE??

I know that there are some who in theory did not die or at least their death is not confirmed yet... but you know, this stopped being funny.

I only have one husband who stays alive, but that's only because narratively his creator doesn't want to kill him.

[starleska]

this is an OC x Canon chart i made for a Secret Santa art trade i'm hosting...all my OCs and their respective blorbos (plus a wildcard 🤭)!! this isn't normal taste, is it? 🙈💖

[lac-c-c-conchadetumadre]

Sorry boo, had to paint your face at least FOR ONCE

He ain't aware of how his face looks

[ultraericthered]

Extra Large Evil Bastard Man, Scarlet Version & Violet Version

[albino-parakeet]

I need to not be obsessed.

But do you think in universe some people call Henry Wu the Patron Saint of De-Extinction… (I know that saints are usually deceased so like after he dies or whatever idk)

like how not a lot but some people (usually online/on tumblr) call Laika the Patron Saint of One Way Trips.

[thegroundhogdidit]

Dreamworks Villains Bracket Round 2

poll masterpost

[snailstrailz]

My askbox is HELLA open if anyone wants to talk about these guys

[livefastdriveyoung]

Haas is all but confirmed off the table.

That leaves Alpine, Sauber, Mercedes, and Williams with one open/unconfirmed seat.

It is very likely that Mercedes will fill the seat with Kimi Antonelli.

It is possible that Alpine will put in either Mick Schumacher or Jack Doohan.

Williams could put in Franco if they don't re-sign Logan.

Sauber is either Sainz or one of their two current drivers.

Bonus; If the performance clause is true, and Red Bull really are looking to replace Checo (and don't come at me, this is straight from DR's mouth) then it is either Liam Lawson, who allegedly failed to match pace, Daniel to that seat and then Liam to VCARB, or Carlos.

Because for whatever reason, Red Bull don't treat Yuki like a viable option, which leads me to be suspicious about the makeup of his contract as a Honda driver and also of Horner and Helmut being bad.

[danisha-tdh]

[starleska]

'Big' Jack Horner nation, i'm delighted to say that the highly talented FreshyKanal has dropped a rap battle between him and Dr. Eggman, and it's amazing 🙈💖

[jadeverse-asks]

Hey everyone! (read here for main blog rules!)

I have gained quite a collection of unusual/unpopular F/Os lately over the past few years, so I've decided it'd be a fun idea to open up this blog and have anyone send in x reader/headcanon asks if they happen to like them as well :)

Who I write for atm! (will be updated if a new F/O is gained!)

Telltale Batman (Telltale Bruce Wayne and John Doe/Telltale Joker, main husbands atm don't ask me :3)

MLP (Sunset Shimmer, Limestone/Marble Pie, Pipp Petals, Hitch Trailblazer and Autumn Blaze preferred!)

Sonic (Espio the Chameleon)

Mina and the Count (The Count)

Little Monsters 1989 (Maurice)

Goosebumps (Slappy, movie versions only)

Sebastian Solace (Pressure)

The Guava Juice Show (Hart Spirit)

Teen Titans (Mad Mod)

Scooby Doo (Velma Dinkley, any version save for THAT version is okay!)

Tiny Toons (Fifi La Fume, aged up though and the reboot version of her is allowed too!)

Puss in Boots the Last Wish (Big Jack Horner)

Helluva Boss (Queen Bee and Vassago)

Eddsworld (Edd only)

Inside Job (Reagan Ridley)

The Simpsons (Sideshow Bob and Jacques)

Flint the Time Detective (Merlock Holmes aka Narugami Kyoichiro)

Gorillaz (2-D)

Danny Phantom (Vlad Masters/Plasmius)

Treasure Island (Dr. Livesey, 1988 film version)

Loonatics Unleashed (Rev Runner)

Dad'X (Striker/Foudror, this cartoon/fandom is kinda obscure btw but I still decided to include him!)

TF2 (Medic and Sniper)

Now for rules!

-I can write both SFW and NSFW, however fetish/abuse/death/anything else weird is not allowed

-Any gender/pronoun is allowed for asks!

-Reply times to asks may depend on how busy I am, and GIFs of your asked character may be included with my answers :)

-I don't really tend to chat and just take asks, so keep that in mind about me!

-However if you want you can ask the characters questions themselves, they'd be happy to answer you :3 (new rule as of 14/07/2024)

-And finally my inbox is always open, and have fun simping and asking! >3

[coolguycy]

I’m here to put my dear friend Bela publicly on blast.

In no particular order:

If you’re having trouble answering imagine that you have to explain lusting after all of these to your grandmother. Which do you dread the most

My deepest thanks to @cleverclove for supplying me with the list. I think you’re insane.

[revolvingfanatic]

HIIIII okay so I’ve recently found your fanfics a Puss in boots, and I’ve officially become obsessed just the way you write the characters and the Settings that they are in are so good and like the way you enter angst is so good. The one thing I do wanna see though no hate your literally amazing is maybe Puss in the wrong I like dynamic where death realizes he’s wrong for his past action reflects because that is so strong and I love that we love a good redemption, but I would also like to see Puss maybe Being a little too mean or biased, or assuming not out of being mean or wrong, but out of like trauma, his past experiences with dad, have now shaped his choices towards him, and he realizes how much it’s affecting the way he treats him I don’t know I’m just babbling at this point but anyways much love and support. Please keep fighting writing,living and much love.

Bumbleb33_s - my a03 name

Hi! First off, thank you so much! It fills my heart with joy to hear someone enjoy my work so much 💖 And honestly that’s a route I’ve purposefully avoided going with my fics because I like Puss so much and he did nothing to deserve all the traumatic stuff Death put him through, BUT, that being said, I did actually recently come up with an idea that would fit in with Puss being meaner to him than he deserves now that you bring it up. I doubt I’ll end up actually writing it out since I don’t have the time, but the basic idea is that the reason Death did what he did was because he knew Puss would die if he didn’t step in.

Like, I found out that Death only popped up at times that Puss could very well die (except probably the cave), like when Puss is drinking at the bar after the talk with Dr. Mendez (he could well have drunk himself to death with that “heaviest cream”), when he’s leaving Jack Horner’s with the map and flaming arrows are being shot at him, the battle where Jack is shooting unicorn horns, and the final battle. And maybe he knew the only way to get Puss to truly value his final life instead of relying on more and eventually tearing through those as well, was to teach him what true fear felt like, and challenge him the way he did.

BUT, since Death isn’t actually allowed to interfere to extend lives (going purely by the rules of this fic), and this would fall under that umbrella, he couldn’t make it seems like that was his goal, instead acting like he was insulted and wanted to just torment Puss before killing him out of spite.

THEN he needs Puss’ help with something really important, otherwise bad stuff would happen to a lot of people (like a continent getting destroyed or something, idk, lol), and Puss only agrees after Death signs a pact that he won't hurt Puss or his friends. Now, since Puss isn’t afraid that Death will kill him at the drop of a hat, he feels a lot more free to say whatever he wants, which is usually some kind of jab at Death’s character (like “I’ll handle this one and nicely ask for directions, because I believe that were it up to you you’d probably threaten them at sickle point, since that seems to be how you solve your problems.”, “Yes, we could actually try to win the challenge, but why do that when you can just unfairly overpower them with your godly powers like you did with me?”, “Stand back, you’ll just give them nightmares with nothing more than your stunning personality.” etc) as a way to get back at his tormentor.

Death can’t defend his actions though, as he can’t let Puss know the truth. That he actually really admired and respected Puss (and still does), which is why he stuck his neck out in the first place. And also Death is a nice person in general, and basically just played the part of an evil jerk when dealing with Puss before. So he just takes it.

BUT THEN Puss notices how Death acts throughout their quest/journey (especially when he thinks Puss isn’t looking/paying attention). That he’s actually kind, considerate, and cares about others’ feelings (even something like a bug, helping it by flipping it over when it’s stuck on it’s back, and putting a baby bird back in its nest that got tipped, etc), and tries to figure out how that made any sense at all, considering what he put Puss through just a few weeks prior.

Eventually he does figure it out though (maybe right after the end of the adventure, when everything is resolved), putting Death’s actions through the lens of what seems to be his actual personality and moral compass. When confronting Death about it, Death urges him to stop, to not say what he’s thinking, but he can’t actually stop Puss, and when the words are out in the open Death gets in trouble with the higher powers.

Not wanting Death to be punished for what he did to him, since he now knew why he did it, Puss maybe goes through some trials to get an audience with said higher powers, and works his charms to get Death off the hook. Then they become friends or fall in love or something, the end~