#dr plug

[ultrvmonogamy]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[ihavenosoul12]

continuing from the eggdad post i made a month ago, issue #60 (and #59. and #50) has given me so much more to think abt in like. one panel.

metal sonic WANTS to be the golden child so bad he wants to be the best kid ever and formerly, when it was really just him vs orbot + cubot and the general badniks, that was easy. like. they don't even know there's a competition, they aren't even trying, most of them aren't CAPABLE of trying (not as much as metal). he's winning by default

then comes belle. she's not competing with metal but she's interesting. eggman finds her interesting enough to extend a hand out for her to join her - she's fine work, intriguing, even if she's against him. he made her and look at her. she doesn't know there's a competition and she doesn't even want to win but she's neck and neck for eggman's interest`

that's not fair. that's not fair.

then the shadow androids. i can't remember who it was but someone pointed out how metal seems to be jealous, unhappy at least, that eggman is so proud of the shadow androids. i don't think he's shown as much interest in eggman's creations before - maybe the metal virus but that doesn't quite slot into a creation in terms of metal or belle or the androids - or maybe i'm wrong. even if he has, i think his 'interest' (bad way of putting it but i can't think of another word rn) is sort of built from this new competitor in his internal competition

he's never had to worry abt eggman finding someone, or something else, useful, bc he's always been the top choice. the golden child. the one who obeys his father to the end. the one who's programmed to do nothing else. belle's rattled him. eggman directed attention to her. she's not even on their side! why does eggman care?

why is eggman so proud of the shadow androids? he's right there.

i think his pursuit of tangle, even though it left eggman in an arguably vulnerable position (the city was recovering from shadow's chaos overload, there were just three intruders, sonic and co. were trying to find him), is indicative of this. get rid of the present threat. focus on her capture. do something right. prove to eggman he's the successful child. show him he's the best

he made metal to be.

it just makes eggman's line in issue #60 so much crueller - metal did his best, taking on sonic and his friends alone, trying to get rid of the problem, and all eggman can think abt is the wrong he's done. how he needs to be corrected.

how bad metal is at being the golden child when it's all he's for.

he's never going to be good enough. but his system won't let him realise that. his coding will convince him otherwise.

metal will keep trying because it's all he can do.

[tumbochka-does-art]

hello tumblr nation i come bearing gifts

Scar doubles the lethality of the company

[ifthestarsarewilling]

me when im on my knees and in selfish love lesbians

(shit i said lesbians)

[sixxtytoo]

🦌

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

[avaetin]

On the Daily Life of Dr. Howard Claymore (pt. 2, featuring Nicobaster)

PART 1 HERE

Before: (pre-relationship)

Claymore: (checking his laptop's browser history)

- "How to know if you like someone" - "Is it okay to like a guy" - "I'm a guy and I find my male bestfriend attractive. What does that mean" - "I like someone but they like someone else. Should I confess though" - "How does a relationship between two guys work"

Claymore: (sighs and closes the tab) I need to talk to this kid.

After: (during the relationship)

Claymore: (checking his laptop's browser history)

- "How much lube should I use" - "Should I use protection. We're both clean and he prefers doing it without it" - "What's rimming" - "Best position to make him scream" - "Butt plugs"

Claymore: (sighs and closes the tab) I need to talk to this kid.

[hjbirthdaywishes]

April 17, 2024

Happy 39 Birthday to Luke Mitchell.

[sophiebiikes]

i wish my coworkers knew that whenever i respond “hoo boy” over teams im saying it in the style of dr. lugash, brooklyn’s best surgeon 😔

[ghost-37]

De La Soul ft. Dr. Gina Loring - Royalty Capes

[canisonicscrewyou]

WHAT WOULD KOSCH ORDER AT BUX

I need to think longer on individual regenerations. But. For the Master in general just….

Ungodly amounts of caffeine. Especially when he learns what to order. Like. A large uncut cold brew with x3 shots of espresso, no ice, and an unsettling amount of chai concentrate pumps. (Like, to the point where that shit must BURN. it’s spicy if you don’t mix it with anything.). No milk. Maybe an extra syrup. Cinnamon or toffee most likely. If there’s ice in the drink he chews it while he drinks it. It’s bitter and spicy and yet too sweet. There’s also a not-insignificant-amount of ginger juice in the chai concentrate, so I imagine it might give him at least a BIT of a buzz too. A bonus.

Extra Large Cold Brew, No Water, No Ice, 5 Blonde Espresso Shots, 20 Pumps Chai Concentrate, 10 Pumps Toffeenut Syrup. He can and will make you remake it if he’s in an even remotely bad mood. You know it’s a terrible no good horrible fucking dogshit day if he orders mocha syrup instead of toffeenut.

A large cup of whipped cream or cold foam on the side is not unheard of from the Master either. You’ll watch him drink both drinks separately. He won’t sit down, he won’t stay in the lobby long. Just enough to down his fucking concoctions and maybe hate on a barista who’s vibes he doesn’t like.

[ultrvmonogamy]

how long do u have to scroll before ur dopamine is fixed?

[manofthepipis]

Do you think Spamton would have a personal problem with the existence of werewires and werewerewires? Considering that they're all actually Plugboys who are being controlled by wires/strings against their will, I was thinking that he might

Love your fics btw!! A relatively small number of Deltarune fics actually have Darkners using their magic regularly (or at all) and it's really cool to see in yours

honestly, spamton is the sort of guy who id imagine is so uber-focused on his schemes and neo, he doesn't care much for what unenlightened darkners are going through, and if anything he'd find some cruel, ironic humor in it considering the werewires are being controlled by queen, who's another darkner. Having a greater understanding of what's truly going on, the werewires' control is small potatoes to him, which is why he doesn't care about having them being additional victims of noelle's freeze sweep in snowgrave so he can take over the mansion.

yet i could also see it as unnerving him too, as his encounter with Kris immediately has him talking about his [[Silly Strings]], but what they have in common that the werewires dont is that they're both controlled by a higher power outside of the dark world, beyond their influence. Because he is unnerved, perhaps he's extra cautious of avoiding the werewires over other cyber city darkners.

Also, some werewires don't mind being controlled in the gameplay and they're totally chill with it, going about their lives when Queen isn't controlling them in the moment, so I can imagine a funny scenario of Spamton tryna get some help from some plugboys/werewires to get into the mansion in exchange for his help cutting their ties to Queen, but he's rlly shady about it and the answer he gets is a hard No. Like, they may be peons of Queen, but they trust her more than some smelly unhinged salesman who scared them half to death by leaping out of some manhole in the ground.

also tysm!! that means a lot :D! their magic was the highlight of their characters for me (particularly spamton's) because it's all just so goofy and cool at the same time. I love writing it so i'm glad hearing ppl like it!

[plugboy11]

bedtime eggs!

[tumbleweed-run]

I think we should all be grateful that I don't usually post while in the process of writing. I know there are a few on my AO3 account but its not even a fraction.

Going through my external hard drive to find docs about a very specific, very old, unfinished fic, and there are frankly HUNDREDS of half-written fics.

I'm sad because they were good too.

[littlepinkgamer]

Peter listen mostly what I do is I pull bullets out of gangsters that have been shot (yeah) that’s like my number one thing

In a way I was kinda shot (not really) I shot my tits off