#dr snailchu

[genevawrenn]

Dr Snailchu asked Phil & Sneeg for advice on how to 'fix' !Landduo and Sneeg tells him he's never turning back cause its impossible to understand what Bad and Foolish have going on between them.

The Realm stream April 4, 2025

[therealmsmpupdates]

!! Dr Snailchu !!

Dr Snailchu is no more as Derapchu has finally taken his human form for the moment he has not chosen a faction to join.

[mikaikaika]

Fugly slug steals Derap's soul

[fallenflamess]

wild stream

[memietroubadour]

Clownpierce went to yellow castle to say hi to Foolish and Dr. Snailchu

Ros' room has sculk and a skeleton

Joe Broski Prime is flying around

Derapchu was standing on it to test it or smth and they were joking it would kill

CLOWN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ROS!!! Foolish is telling him

[nekomezzo]

LMAOO happy April fools!!

[sunshinereani]

foolish: why are you staring at my face?

badboyhalo: i don't know, it's very stare-able

[anonamusstuff]

Doodles from school (I know the spelling is wrong in the second one but my friend convinced me to keep it that way)

[lilliancdoodles]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Dr. Snailchu (Derpachu who's job is to end yaoi on the realm) is now Fit's son

i guess

[genevawrenn]

Foolish agreed to have a therapy appointment with Dr Snailchu and Badboyhalo...how much are we placing on there being yelling within the first five minutes and the Dr being the one needed therapy afterwards.

[therealmsmpupdates]

Tubbo lost all his lives Cause of death: Dr snailchu

[mikaikaika]

Derapchu's lore books he wrote yesterday

Day 48

2. Dear Pentar

3. Elsa?

4. FREEDOM (he wrote the last page to include foolish but changed it)

5. Snail Update

6. Life

[memietroubadour]

Everyone but Zam and Watermunch are at this ruined nether portal

Also Tubbo hasn't arrived yet it seems?

[heartcircus]

i fear dr. snailchu may have his work cut out for him when it comes to these two

Bad: Well, Foolish... do you have any last words? Foolish: Mmmmmmmm. Y'know, I think this fight was good, I think I learned a little something and maybe- maybe next fight, it can be a little more interesting. Bad: Well... Foolish: Yeah, yeah, yeah, get on with it! Oh wait, timeout- [gasp] Wait, what? Bad: Maybe next fight, it can a little more, interesting. Foolish: [giggle] Ohoho, man! You really had to time those shots, pal. That was pretty close! Bad: [giggle] Foolish: Okay then! Maybe next fight. Bad: Have a- maybe next fight. Have a good night, Foolish! Foolish: Goodnight, Bad!

[trappedinacomputer]

Pili: "Dr Snailchu cured me! I'm no longer gay!"

Bad: "...so all it takes is 5 minutes talking to a snail and you're cured?"

[anonymous-dentist]

The real tragedy of trPangi is the isolation he really feels as one of the server’s biggest punching bags (and wet cats lol)

See, Pangi is a Funny Guy. He’s a pangolin with a friendship book. He’s 50% gay, but he’s also 50% straight. He’s from Lifesteal, but he’s infamous for announcing evil plans and never going through with them

And the server laughs at him

He isn’t a good person, he’ll say as much to your face, but very few people actually… realize that? Because his plans fail, his traps don’t work, his boss is BadBoyHalo, his best friend was Mocha (aka Pili 1.)

He watched his best friend, someone he said he considered family, die in front of him, and it was probably an intentional suicide. The world around him laughed and picked apart Mocha’s corpse like crows. They spent the time up to the fight mocking the two of them in chat

He’s been harassed by the ghost of his dead soulmate, who is actually someone entirely different, but is he? But, whoever he is, he’s been tormenting Pangi for weeks now

And the server laughs at him

Pangi is alone. He isn’t close to anyone on his team besides maybe Bad, maybe Hannah. But even then, Bad is constantly tormenting Pangi’s new best friends, Ros and Aimsey, and Bad is spreading rumors of Pangi and Pili 2 being in a relationship

Somehow, the only people to really take Pangi seriously are Ros and Aimsey, and then goddamn Dr. Snailchu. Because Dr. Snail, aka Derapchu, aka Pangi’s Friend-With-Benefits on another server, is the only person to listen when Pangi says he’s straight, and Ros and Aimsey are Ros and Aimsey. Enough said there

Pangi might be straight. He might be queer. But even if he is queer, he isn’t allowed to figure that out on his own because every person on the planet keeps teasing him about being in love with Pili 2- the cat stalking and harassing him and driving him to considering suicide all over again- or Lukey- British. He can’t be himself on his own terms, and that has to be so lonely.

He has to be so lonely

He says that he doesn’t have anyone to live for. He’s surrounded by people, and he has 20+ people in his friendship book, but he’s being consumed alive by a sentient infection, and his neighbor’s house is empty. He knows so many things about everyone on the server, but does anybody know anything about him? (Does anyone even want to?)