#drift wheels

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Cyrious Garageworks Scion FR-S, 2013. A first generation Toyota GT86 modified for drifting with a 500hp FA20 engine

[caityxlittle]

7/11 always

[witchofthesouls]

Hello, I don't usually ask questions on social networks, but I wanted to know what you think of a story where our human friend suffers an accident aboard the lost light in the Brainstrom laboratory and now the bots are able to see his thoughts. Bonus points if it's weird stuff (most of our minds are very weird), (sorry if something is poorly translated, I'm writing this with the translator) ^^)

One, I absolutely adore this concept.

Two, did you know there are people that think in pictures rather than use an internal voice?

And to top it off, people go around referencing pop culture, iconic scenes, memes, and their favorite media as well as the weird, intrusive thoughts and extreme, nonsensical daydreams...

I like to think there would be a media war between the Cybertronians that never went to Earth and only know beloved cartoons and shows and memes from the weird reenactment from the resident human's mind but with the Lost Light crew getting morphed into it versus the Cybertronians that actually had direct experience and personally downloaded those shows and movies.

As the "I Ship It" song goes, canon ground versus crack ship space.

Does anyone else remember those Naruto animation videos where the Akatsuki are drawn drunk or doing hilarious dances? The human looked up the Decepticon Justice Division, cross referenced on what they do, and immediately thought of a full sequence of the D.J.D. doing the Gang Torture Dance from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

The human thinks of sequences, including but not limited to:

Ultra Magnus as Steve Harvey from Family Feud with Rodimus with the "Nekkid Grandma!" bit

Rodimus doing "Goofy Goober Rock" because Roddy would love to be suspended in the air and dressed in wizard swag with a killer rip on a peanut-themed guitar. Drift has the legs to fulfill Patrick's fishnet-and-heels dance.

Megatron and Ratchet in The Office because he would stare deep into the camera at whatever new trouble has plagued the ship

Getaway and Rodimus doing the "Tony and Ezekiel" bit

So many fire-related memes: Elmo and the "This is fine." Dog.

The overlap of Rodimus in Gurren Lagen and Bang Brave Bang Bravern

The continuously weirder and weirder thoughts on how Cybertronian strip club would look like based on Futurama, Cyberpunk, and Night runner's Magnum Bullets. "Snu-snu" bit included. It's both highly ridiculous, strangely erotic, and absolutely terrifying at the same time to the Lost Light crew.

Whenever a mech does something stupid, the human immediately reimagines the mech in Wheel of Fortune fails, or a shoving potatoes in the exhaust

Nightbeat in a noir setting or as Sherlock Holmes

Rung is "Mister Cellophane" from Chicago

Assigned character theme songs

The last bullet causes so much drama because mechs want to have really cool or badass themes, but no! The human assigns them sex or porn songs like "Life is a Highway" and "Shut Up and Drive" and "Two Trucks," or something silly like "Barbie Girl" or the opening theme to Mega XLR or the sad song on the world's smallest violin to the poor bastard that gets stuck with the engex bill at the end of the night.

[4gifs]

Big Wheel drift expert

[rootbeercarguy]

Celica supra from High octane car party in penticton bc

[milkbeam]

[guil-787b]

[sectoralchromatics]

Jochen Rindt at the 1962 Cesana-Sestriere hillclimb (2nd place, Alfa Romeo Giulietta TI)

[timetochaing]

[deiscension]

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞?

you have two (2) brain cells. a good amount. one can take a break while the other one is working. unless they both decide to take a vacation at the same time. then it's like you have 0 brain cells.

you have three (3) brain cells. knowledge is power. be careful of how you use it. if you ever say you're dumb i don't trust you. either you're lying or you don't use the three whole brain cells you've been blessed with.

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[jadthemagnificent]

Nissan 350Z (Fairlady Z33)

[waugh-bao]

[reigningmax]

My Ride-Along with F1 Champ Max Verstappen in a Honda Civic Type R

[rootbeercarguy]

Taken at Driven Vancouver

[clarabowmp3]

my driving instructor was so mean today but I was so brave abt it (starting crying 10 min in the lesson and spent the rest of it trying to hold back tears/stop my nose from ruinning)

[guil-787b]