#dude bro massacre III

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SUMMARY: In the wake of two back-to-back mass murders on Chico's frat row, loner Brent Chirino must infiltrate the ranks of a popular fraternity to investigate his twin brother's murder at the hands of the serial killer known as "Motherface."

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[fanofspooky]

365 horror movies day 363:

Dude Bro Party Massacre III

“Babe you can't keep coming in here bringing delicious treats for me.”

[thelastfinalgirl]

Dude Bro Party Massacre. Directed by Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, and Jon Salmon (2015)

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Person A: You lied to me!

Person B: I swear, I will never lie to you again.

Person A: What if it's my birthday? You take me to a quiet little bistro dinner, nothing too fancy, and then you act like you "forgot your keys". Then the lights go off! Who turned out the lights?! Then the lights go back on -- all my friends are there! And you know what it is? It's a goddamn surprise birthday party! Garçon! Bring out the fucking raspberry brown butter tort that reads "Happy 23rd B-Day, A! Love, (your friend, the lying sack of shit that they are) B!"

[splatteronmywalls]

[werehamburglar]

can't believe jodie foster went in the beef box until he finally beefed

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People Who You Might Not Know Are In Horror Movies (Because Why The Fuck Not?)

Betty White in Lake Placid Weird Al in Halloween II (2009) Alan Tudyk in Tucker and Dale V.S. Evil Larry King in Dude Bro Party Massacre III Patton Oswalt in Dude Bro Party Massacre III Greg Sestero in Dude Bro Party Massacre III Johnny Depp in A Nightmare on Elm Street Charles Fleischer in A Nightmare on Elm Street Bill Murray in Zombieland Corbin Bernsen in The Dentist Henry Winkler in Scream Tony Shalhoub in Thirteen Ghosts

[via-the-ghoul]

I know it’s a silly parody and all that but “Dude Bro Party Massacre III” has some of the most creative and cool kills I’ve seen in a slasher movie.

It’s also a fun absolutely bizarre movie.

And the Kill Count champion for the next Ever

Watch Dude Bro Party Massacre III (and don’t worry the first two don’t actually exist so you don’t need to watch anything in advance)

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Review: "Dude Bro Party Massacre III"

Review: “Dude Bro Party Massacre III”

A cut above other spoof films. It took me seven years since it was suggested to me, but I finally got around to watching this one. I’m sad it took me this long, but was it worth the wait? (more…)

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im pretty sure this screenshot is from dude bro party massacre 3

i just love seeing these type of things that are hidden in quick shots or stuff like that ahahah

[englishmansdcc]

DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III review - Funny, cheesy, crude, seriously bloody and just chock full of fun

Directors: Tomm Jacobsen, Michael Rousselet, and Jon SalmonCast: Alec Owen, Kelsey Gunn, Ben Gigli, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Larry King, and Patton OswaltRuntime: 1 hour 43 minutes What it’s about:  A bit of a rumptious twist and social commentary on the 80’s slasher genre. When a bunch of Delta Bi dudes are murdered one by one they realize a previously killed (twice) serial killer, Motherface, is…

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Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) dir. @5secondfilms

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Person A: B! I don't CARE about you! I don't care where you CAME from! Your ancestors mean NOTHING! YOU! BRING! SHAME! TO! ALL OF US!

[cryptidsncurios]

@cursedfortune sent: belated/early munday question: horror stories you're ride or die for? it can be from any media.

Eyyy, guess what, it’s munday now, so thanks for the question friend! To start, my blanket statement concerning my faves is that I absolutely love any story that explores the unknowable, the unexplainable, and the extraordinarily eldritch. Cosmic and monstrous horror is MY. JAM. I’m into the gore, the body horror, the things that are just TOO. BIG. for our brains to comprehend so they just.. yknow… explode. Bonus points that I am a notorious terato and appealing monster designs are just……. hhhh

So in terms of specifics: it’s sad that Lovecraft was such an asshole, bc honestly some of his stories serve as the cornerstone for a lot of my inspo, primarily his works like Call of Cthulhu, At the Mountains of Madness, Beyond the Wall of Sleep, Dagon, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, and etceteraaa. Thankfully, his ideas have since been better adapted for people who AREN’T raging bigots like himself, which is why I HAVE to give a big shoutout to Lovecraft Country, of which I’ve only read the book but I hear the show is awesome too.

And nooooow let me kinda do this by categories with some of the highlights off the top of my head:

Movies:

The Thing (or anything John Carpenter tbh)

Hellraiser (plus the book Hellbound Heart, and just Clive Barker in general)

The Ritual

The Void (the ultimate love letter to practical effects horror, would recommend 10/10)

Color Out of Space (also the short story, plus I gotta credit Nic Cage, his performance was actually fantastique)

Shows:

EVERY. SEASON. OF. CHANNEL. ZERO. No lie, it's AMAZING. (And it's not like American Horror Story that's like.... icky to me, ngl. Some parts of that are cool, but then others are.... yuck. iykyk

Uuuuh tbh haven't watched too many shows, but I do have every intention to watch The Last of Us (as well as play it)

Books:

Tomie (and like, ALL of Junji It's stuff... so can we get some love for Junji Ito heeere!!)

Frankenstein

Camp Damascus

And I'm working on reading Shadows Over Baker Street now, which is like, if Sherlock Holmes was in the world of HP Lovecraft and so far it's WICKED SICK and Neil Gaiman writes the opening short story A Study in Emerald and I love that man, he is a fantastic human being)

Also since I'm on the subject of Gaiman, Coraline gets a mention

The Turn of the Screw (read in college and the first paragraph is a doozy but the ending HIT ME)

Video Games:

Silent Hill (any time it's foggy I'm like "i..it look..looks liiike....... o_o u know what... O-O )

The Evil Within (both games---they have their problems, but the haunting atmosphere is A+++ (well, in-between all the... horrific dying... pffff))

And like……. whatever it is that’s going on in Kojima’s silly little mind

Also I would like to give a shout out to the comedy/horror genre, like the Evil Dead series (Bruce Campbell, pls slide into my DMs), Dude Bro Party Massacre III (I'm not sure this counts as horror??? but OH lord my brain is still trying to wrap around this insane mess and I need people to watch it), and Tucker and Dale vs Evil.

So yeah, is a messy list tbh and there’s a ton more, but these ARE my ride or die picks and I'm sorry that this got so long but I have FEELINGS for horror aaaaaah