#zombieland

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was in middle school my favorite movie was zombieland and I had it recorded on dvr and watched it all the time so my dad got me a DVD copy for christmas but he actually had no idea it was rated r and neither did I bc I had only ever seen the TV edit. so we pop it in on Christmas and boom stripper zombie with her rotting mammarian glands hanging out from her nipples. oh yeah cw gross shit sorry. right in front of my baby brother he was too young to remember it tho thank god

[pedro-pascal]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

Happy bi visibility day to them specifically

(more in the reblogs)

[assiraphales]

BREAKING MY SILENCE!!!! whatever they had going on was more romantic than the canon subplots

[classichorrorblog]

Zombieland (2009)

[gresit]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[braindamage]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[fanofspooky]

Horror movies of 2009

[flipjack]

New hairstyle for the Governor's Awards

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday, January 30.

Dry as a bone.

What is it that's so dry, exactly? Easy: one Mr. Bill Murray, the man with the happy-sad face and the deadpan delivery. A true eccentric, a true enigmatic, and an offbeat icon of the silver screen. He also once told this particularly beautiful story about how art saved his life, which is always worth telling, and retelling if ever it is needed.

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[goryhorroor]

horror + middle fingers

[none-gender-left-man]

Thinking about zombies

Zombies as grief

Zombies as consumerism

Zombies as forced conformity

Zombies as loss of identity

Zombies as inevitable change

Zombies as post-humanity

The apocalypse bringing out the best in some, yielding kindness in the face of futility, showing that hope is always worth clinging to and that fighting on is hope in itself even if you fail, to enjoy the little things moment to moment

The apocalypse revealing the ways we can become the monster we fear in the context of a changed world that never belonged to us

Zombies as cold brutality, showing that malice and intent isn't a prerequisite to violence and cruelty

Zombies as a vessel to prove that selfishness and obsession with dominance and control lead to one's undoing

Zombies as a vessel to prove that cooperation and adaptation is our defining trait, that the way to survive in a seemingly hopeless situation is to depend on one another and to hold on to humanity

Zombies provoking mercy, self sacrifice and unshakable compassion with no reward

Thinking about what these things mean in the COVID era

I love the versatility of zombie stories, and I wish so many didn't shelve them as "all trashy and cheap" when they can hold so much narrative value, no matter how "ugly" or "trashy" they seem on the surface

[assiraphales]

I love that jesse eisenberg (of hollywood’s awkward white guy crew) is the main character of zombieland bc the writers were like hmm who would survive an apocalypse other than gun toting rednecks? ah yes neurodivergent paranoid nerds w social anxiety

[femalegifsource]

AMBER HEARD as 406 Zombieland (2009) dir. Ruben Fleischer

[heardsource]

AMBER HEARD as 406 Zombieland (2009) dir. Ruben Fleischer