#dudududu

[kimkaelyn]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE CAREER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lennox0arts]

I may have had some requests… and… uhhhh

Speed run speed run speed run speed run

@sherbertquake56 @heyhay13

[theguyinthemathexamples]

Imagine this,

you're with a friend or two(if you don't have any, i can be ur friend :))), maybe talking to eachother, playing genshin together, maybe even cosplaying for a tiktok, right?

when all of the sudden, you're on top of some sort of machine/on-ground type of teleporter - think like the ones at sumeru's desert like those ones where u put an upsidedown triangle in it - , bless your soul/s if you were laying down or sitting cuz that chair/thing u were laying on ain't going with u, but if you weren't, you'd still probably fall down butt first on the platform

Imagine being in the cosplay with said friend and were doing one of those trends involving ships and whatnot (bonus points if what u guys chose were and underrated/underappreciated ship of sorts), and while doing said trend involving dancing or smth, you get teleported to said platform, which in turn making u and ur friend open ur eyes (if they weren't already) and seeing the genshin characters basically surrounding said platform with utter confusion in their eyes

like, first of all, what????? they anticipated their creator(s)/overseer(s) not a copy of the two attendees, with said copies dancing with eachother, second of all, who were these people??? they had some similarities to the copied people, yes, but they didn't feel the same. think about it like a lake having a similar lake somewhere near it, it's the same lake but it doesn't feel/seem the same, why? maybe a change in view, a change in the water temperature, or maybe a change in grass length or even rock placement. now imagine those lakes as people, that's what we've got going on over here

both sides are in confusion, Albedo's just standing there (🧍mf lookin ahh) thinking if this is another whopperflower disguise thingy, but then that wouldn't explain why they were the ones to pop up instead of their creator(s)/overseer(s) on the platform, maybe Dottore is just over at the control panel wondering if he accidentally teleported another universe here instead of where you (and maybe even your friend) resided, maybe a skill machine issue, who knows? (no one does)

all of this is happening and u and ur friend are just standing there like:

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 /🧍🧍

with your cosplays still on

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c/n(cake's notes): i nearly fell asleep FOUR TIMES while writing this, and yes, i regret nothing.

tl;dr: u and ur friend are cosplaying for a tiktok when u two are suddenly isekai'd in genshin, with everyone standing/attending there confused; ft. me being bored and not sleeping and making this on a whim cuz my fingers totally and accidentally slipped (whoops sorry about that ehe)

anyways have these lovely selfies while i speedrun my commissions (totally didn't forget to do them haha)

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Oh oh oh, @a-xyz-s, you underestimate me. :)

I wrote this when I was very tired but it’s also kind of good so I hope whoever is reading it likes it. I might make it an AU, who knows though.

Never Fucking Again.

^^ title is shit don’t mention it /lh

_WC - 1.1k

_TW: Mention of death, unintentional torture, swearing

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If he’s being honest, he hates his role in the kingdom. He’d rather sip alcohol while leaning back in a bar stool, legs propped on the counter while he chats with his friends. He wants to be able to end the day by stargazing in nearby fields and run around forests rather than sitting in a fancy office with fancy lighting in an uncomfortable fancy suit that he shouldn’t be wearing at the hour. Like right now, for example. 

Towers of paperwork sit on every inch of his desk, his small friend is nowhere to be seen, and his ink is running out at an alarming rate. With his father apparently retiring, he’s getting the lucky job of being king. While the title sounds exciting, behind it is hours of study time and days of training before he can even begin to be called worthy. 

His so-called powers are apparently still in development, however he knows that he hasn’t gotten them yet because the only training time he gets for hem are for about fifteen minutes per day. And during that time, he’s being yelled at to stop forcing it and calm down, yet there’s a loud voice in his ears at every moment. Even without being told so he still understands the problem. 

And, on top of that, every little movement he sees in the corner of his eyes channels an instant panic to the surface because of the borrower he’s befriended. Don’t get him wrong, it’s refreshing to have company that isn’t catching onto every little thing he does wrong. But it still was annoying to be in charge of keeping Tommy’s existence a secret when the borrower himself was a bit too occupied with curiosity to even care about possibly being spotted. 

To say it all in easier words, he was stressed. Very fucking stressed. 

And the last thing he needed was for his friend to come out and bother him when the last thing he wanted was to converse with someone while doing overdue paperwork. 

“Heyy, Big S!” Tommy greeted, appearing from the mounds of paperwork with a smug grin. He held a shiny coin that he probably belonged to him or some other royal family member in his hands, but he set it aside a moment after. Sapnap noticed the boy but only looked from the corner of his eyes as he didn’t want to take his eyes off of the white paper. “Hi Tommy.” Sapnap greeted nonchalantly, still not really paying attention. 

“Still working? Isn’t it a bit late?” 

Sapnap shrugged, scribbling a signature, putting the paper to the side, and taking another. That seemed to be the common routine for most study nights. “Do you need any help?” 

Sapnap shook his head, pressing his lips into a thin line. “Okay. Uh, are you almost done? It’s been a bit since we’ve hung out, don’t you think?”

“Do I look almost done?” Sapnap finally spoke, breaking his concentration to look at the small human, who was sat against, oh wow, more papers. Something shifted in Tommy’s eyes but he couldn’t pinpoint it. He took the momentary break of silence as invitation to pick his pen up and continue. And after a few quiet moments,

“Mm, you can take a break, can’t you?”

Sapnap ignored him, tensing his body in hopes of drowning every sound and sense out of him. 

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Well, he fucked that one up. When Sapnap set his pencil down harshly and stared at him with orange eyes that looked to be burning from the inside, he understood the power’s Sapnap spoke of for many months. When flames emerged from the clothing of his friend and settled down to a bright hue that ruffled gently on its own, dim popping embers floating down to the ground, he just then realized why he wasn’t supposed to speak with, or even interact with, a human.

“Does any part of me look free to chat? Tommy you know how fucking difficult it is to even get half of a stack done, I can’t just sit here and talk with you when I need to be concentrated on this damn thing!” Sapnap finally spoke, his voice hoarse and much deeper, as if it changed along with the appearance. Tommy scrambled between two stacks of paper, his eye kept on Sapnap, specifically his hands, which were fucking burning through the table. A small stack of the papers he was apparently so busy on had burned up a hood halfway before stopping completely. Tommy’s eyes teared up for no good reason. The best option was to leave and wait for Sapnap to calm down, but something about him wanted to stay. Also for no good reason. Forgive him for being curious. He’s never actually seen his powers before. “You bitch, calm down! I can just leave if you’re too busy, no need for all of this.” He said semi-confidentially, still gazing at Sapnap. He had came slightly out of the space he was in, but he still remained hidden.

The fire in Sapnap still hadn’t died down, and it seemed to go higher after Tommy’s little quip. “You’re the reason I’m upset, Tommy, don’t tell me to calm down.”

He might’ve overestimated his hiding spot. For one, he clearly was in plain sight, and two, Sapnap’s hand that quite literally burned through the table was coming for him and him specifically. 

“Fuck.” He tried to go back but it was a bit too late of an effort, as he instantly was grabbed in a fist by the very same, oh fuck that’s hot, burning hand. It wasn’t nearly as bad as the other hand, but it really, really didn’t feel too good. Actually, he felt like he was melting. Fiery air came at him from every direction, and the hot skin around his small form picked at his clothing and came in contact with his skin effortlessly, surely leaving a bad mark. “Sapnap,” Tommy chuckled loosely. “Come on, Big S, it’s not that big of a deal,” 

The fist tightened and he cried in pain at the burn, and in that moment he wanted nothing more than to pass out, or better yet die. At least then he won’t have to deal with the pain of after he’s released. If he is. 

He assured himself that he will be, but he’s starting to doubt that as a ringing began in his ear, and a very deep urge to fall asleep pulled at him. 

Sapnap was speaking to him, but he was too focused on the pulsing burns, the throbbing pain in his head, the ringing, and better yet, the concentration of letting his body slow down.

As he did finally fall asleep, he hopes to Prime that Sapnap knows he won’t go about bickering with him again if it can save him a few very painful burns. 

At least he got his powers working, though. 

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[icyfox17]

Okay i love yall but . I was supposed to get a decent amount of sleep tonight and it is already way too late ALSO BOTH OF U GUYS NEED SLEEP WTFFG GO TO SLEEP HISS HISSS HISSSS [it wont let me @ u guys but . U know who u are JDJFJ]

Thsnks for the distraction from the impending doom in feeling, i am still Terrified but at least part of the nerves are just excitement from tonight hehe :D

ILY GUYSSS GOOD NIGHTTT

[lightningonatether]

Yeaaaa kill sam and then stuff him to make an actual plushie/lh dreams reaction is understandable tho <3

😦

well that ask escalated quickly

[swimmingleo]

thank god for roger waters mediocre bass skills. enabling me to practice my own on pink floyd's discography

[strawberry-fields-things]

dream sir please i’m supposed to be studying for my tests tomorrow i cannot (tm) handle the stress

[transgender-png]

me to my stuffed animals, mid breakdown: I don't think I can romanticize my way out of this besties

[blackspell]

Jisoo #jisoo #blackpink #rosè #jennie #lisa #kpop #bornpink #thealbum #venompink #dudududu https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnx49rRqU2P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[boilingcowboy]

dududududududududydudududy

[brat-icarus]

HAPPY NOISES

[theguyinthemathexamples]

nawh wait i forgot i have to make a test for tomorrow and play genshin for 6 hours straight 💀💀

[kodesun]

*shuffles through cards as I look at you*

are they pokemon cards or tcg cards

[thisisaname-whatahappyname]

ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN DDUSUDUUDDUDUUDUDUDU

[jayme-30-blog]

Blackpink in your area💕 . . . . . . . #blackpink #bornpinkworldtour #copenhagen #royalarena #lisablackpink #jisooblackpink #roseblackpink #jennieblackpink #typagirl #dudududu #fire #kpop #iloveblackpink #blackpinkconcert (at Royal Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmSdBOHq0a_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=