#dumbass bastard and dumbass thot

[excessivepyromania]

Which one are you

[knightotoc]

I made this old meme with my favorite Catholic writers

[daddy-dins-girl]

Pedro Boys - "Zombie Apocalypse Team"

this might be my favourite one yet... keep reading for headcanons!

related posts: Pedro Boys "During a Fire Emergency" Pedro Boys "Nice Argument. Unfortunately," Pedro Boys "Don't Fuck This Up" Pedro Boys "Dad(dy) Matrix" Pedro Boys & Stabbing Pedro Boys "Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic" Pedro Boys "Feral/Sad/Angelic" Pedro Boys Respond to "I love you." Pedro Boys "Character Tropes" Pedro Boys "Gay/Depressed/Horny on Main" Pedro Boys "Dad/THOT/Bastard" Pedro Boys "bring some Coke to the party" Pedro Boys "I Want a Baby" Pedro Boys "As Babysitters" Pedro Boys "As McDonald's Dads" Pedro Boys "in a horror movie" Pedro Boys "Cinnamon Rolls" Pedro Boys "5 Kids, 3 Chairs" Pedro Boys "Playing Monopoly"

Headcanons under the cut!

Leader - Dave York. Simply put, Dave wouldn’t allow anyone else to be in charge of him, regardless if they’d be better suited for it. Some of the others follow him out of fear, others simply because they'd just prefer not to be in charge.

Brawler - Joel Miller. The muscle. Not so great with his words, much better with his fists.

Weapons Expert - Din Djarin. A bonafide space cowboy, this man has it all. Blasters, rifles, flamethrower, jet pack. Evaporating infected before they even see him coming.

Brains - Marcus Moreno. Truly the Team Leader, but he lets Dave hold the title. He has the mutual respect of everyone, is level headed and the glue that holds the whole group together. He advises Dave, but in a way that makes Dave think they’re his own ideas. Marcus doesn't need to take any credit, he just wants everyone to be safe.

Medic - Frankie "Catfish" Morales. He’s no doctor, but he's had enough basic field medical training in his military days to at least be able to patch everyone up better than anyone else on the team. He’d prefer to be the Vehicle Expert but sadly, modes of transportation in the apocalypse are hard to come by.

Moral Support - Marcus Pike. Always looking at the bright side of the apocalypse. He likes to joke “when life hands you cordyceps, make mushroom tetrazzini”.

Scientist - Ezra. Not exactly Einstein, but he knows what berries and plants are safe and which to avoid during long treks through the wilderness. He’s proven himself useful more so than not. Mostly he keeps Dieter from accidentally un-aliving himself.

Risk taker - Max Phillips. Loud and outspoken, Max's mouth is always getting the group into trouble. Good luck to any infected that tries to turn him though, his ego is so big its like a thick candy shell around the vulnerable parts of his brain.

Stealthy - Oberyn Martell. Forget sniping infected from 100 yards away, this man simply sneaks up behind them and with some flourishing footwork they're on the ground with any sharp object he could get his hands on slicing through the flesh of their throat. He's also stealthy in the way he manages to slip into the others' sleeping bags without them evening realizing at the time that they want him to, but that's a headcanon for another post...

Dumbass - Dieter Bravo. It's not that he wants to die, it's just that he seems to occasionally forget that he can't just eat the fungus as if it came in a Ziplock bag that he use to pay 40 bucks a pop for.

Badass - Javier Peña. This man just continuously takes down infected as if they might actually come to an end. He knows that as quickly as he takes down one colony, four more spring up, but he's stubborn and refuses to stop trying, regardless of how tired he is of it all.

Mascot - Javi Gutierrez. He is babygirl. To be protected at all costs.

Distraction - Jack "Whiskey" Daniels. A real root-tootin, gun-blazin cowboy. Jack never needs to be asked twice to go put on a spectacle in the middle of an open field, gathering all the attention so the rest of the group can flank all sides under brush cover. He seems to have nine lives too, narrowly escaping death more times than any other. And he can handle his own. He argued for the spot of Weapons Expert but ultimately was swayed when he realized being the distraction actually meant being the center of attention.

Stereotype - Pero Tovar. One look at this man screams "if anyone was going to survive a zombie apocalypse, it's him"

Sacrifice - Dio. Look, it was his idea. The weird part was that nobody even asked him to.

First Dead - Eddie. It's just facts. In a long line of Pedro Boys deaths, someone had to be first.

Reply or reblog with your own headcanons, I'd love to hear them :)

[sky-kiss]

Eyyyy for the ask questions thing...

What are your random headcanons for Raphael. And for Raphael/Joi? 😘

AYEE. HEADCANONS. 

Raphael Headcanons: 

Attended Meph’s College of Hellfire, which is part of why he’s so skilled at using it. 

Raphael’s ascended fiend form is a result of Mephistopheles experimentation. The form is basically made of hellfire, and is quite bestial. It’s crazy strong, but he’s running on instinct.

Raphael isn’t as bipolar as his dad, but does suffer from mood swings, insomnia. Unlike his father, his hyper-fixations are unflagging. If he starts something he WILL see it through, even if it's insane.

We talked about this, but I want to imagine he did have a relationship with his half-sister when he was younger. It soured when it was clear she preferred to serve; he wanted to rule. 

Raphael earned his house either from Zariel early in her rule or the former lord of Avernus. Meph sent Haarlep to him as a “housewarming present.” If his wayward bastard was actually capable of acquiring his own sanctuary, he required additional supervision.

After ascending as Lord of Avernus, he wears the Helldusk armor if he ever needs to enter combat. He prefers to use magic, but his specialized weapon is the spear Gae Bolg. 

….I just see him as using a spear sometimes, he’s got big Final Fantasy Dragoon energy to me. Big Floor!Tank energy. 

Raph/Joi Headcanons: 

Raphael’s “love” language is acts of service. Joi’s is physical touch. She wants to self-soothe by curling up to him, nuzzling, sex, and he’s just like. Are you trying to manipulate me? How DARE you. Begone, thot!

Later in their relationship, he does start to use her as a weighted blanket/body pillow. Like, it’s pretty soothing. 

Pet names. Always. First names are for serious discussions or fighting. She uses "my heart" if she thinks he's being a dumbass. He uses "sweetling" if she's being stupid.

Raphael dresses her. 

Raphael teaches her how to use hellfire.

They’ll act out his fanfictions or the plays he’s commissioned.

End up having a daughter. She’s a freak.

[cyclopsanddeadmemes]

Every time I see Cyclops in a "edgy depressed dumbass bitch thot bastard" alignment chart, he's always in a different spot

and they're all valid.

[synesindri]

we as a society should never have stopped doing edgy/depressed/dumbass bitch/bastard/thot alignments

[genericnamego]

[sobichen]

A CQL ALIGNMENT CHART— but it’s all Wei Wuxian

[mxrisacoulter]

marisa coulter alignment chart

i am not taking criticism at this time

[synchlora]

i love that charlie and condi just Continuously call chip a bastard it's the best thing lmao

[childoftheimpossiblerevolution]

Apologies for low quality!

IDK why I did this I'm sure its been done before.

[sternbilder]

where are all the dank 6fd memes at tho

[filmnoirsbian]

copganda of choice

[guinevereslancelot]

[amandabe11man]

you ever catch yourself wondering where some rutger hauer-characters would align on this chart? WONDER NO MORE

(let me know if i misremembered one of them, lol)

[synchlora]

5 y/o me was right when i told my mother i dont need to learn to cook, i'll just get a husband that does that for me <3