#eats it like he invented it

[laiiaaa]

i really love how it’s canon that Carmy’s never had a girlfriend and is a certified loser, yet in every fic he eats pussy like a champ. worships it, lives off of it, couldn’t function without it. ravishes it like a man starved yet savors every drop. eats it more than he eats real food. that’s just Carmy idk. i love that man. keep it up.

[mumblesplash]

don’t you hate it when your civilization flees deep underground to escape the wither only to find yourselves trapped down there with something even worse. anyway surprise! i can still draw

[kateksmallcuteowl]

Thanks @helenvader for reminding me about this scene in men at arms. Needed to reread a book before I’ve drawn this, but finally it’s ready;)

Unexpectedly Havelock has a new robe-design here. Lol.

P.S. First time I did something on Discworld that is apparently NOT VetVimes content 😅 Hope you like it)

[nefertittythegreat]

Ferdinand: Did you finish all your work, or did you slack off reading again?

Rozemyne: I don't know. Have you eaten real food today?

Ferdinand:

[millidew]

maizuru and milsiril are my favorite fucked up dungeon meshi mother figures

[the-terrible-theys]

made yet another alignment chart

no one seemed to fit in the blank spot well so i left it empty. also i’m putting more elaboration on this in the tags because there are few things i love more than overanalyzing everything ever.

i just know chris and aviva have SO many arguments about this

[avinox]

Arán wip

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

we don’t acknowledge the fact that megalovania was introduced to the world playing when dr andonuts called varik halloween hack a faggot enough. gay rights

[upagainstthesunset]

Last rb i saw the part about eating together (which i think is a fantastic hc for New Genesis btw) and all i could think was

...metron would eat alone

[topbottomswitchblade]

I was horny and stumbled upon your blog and I’m not anymore

John Harvey Kellogg’s got nothing on me and my off-putting blog

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok how is coach ben still alive fr. as a current 25 yr old im shocked he made it past cannablism night 1 cause i know my ass would've died stupidly and immediately but also as a former 17 year old girl i wouldn't have even bothered with the roulette game. the one guy who is older and isn't our friend and was kinda judgey about that time we all ate someone would've been the first person to go

[blujaydoodles]

💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

I'm cheating I choose all of your blorbos

YELLSSSS JUSTIN THERE ARE SO MANY BLORBOS!! This has also been tricky to think about because 'a romantic evening for a significant other' is not (necessarily) the same thing as 'a date', and also all of my OCs have either not been in an actual relationship in a long time, or have not been in one uhhh ever at all lmao

Elyss's idea of a romantic evening is private and intimate; I feel like she would plan something like an evening walk in the woods, but depending on the other person maybe also something cozy, like staying in and reading together by the fire (preferably the other person reading out loud to her)? I don’t think she’d plan anything near water for a romantic evening in case it distracted her (unless her partner can also breathe underwater, in which case yes yes obviously yes WHAT could be more romantic than sharing the overwhelming joy and peace of the quiet depths with someone you love)

Idri gets all her ideas about Romance from books and goes over the top setting up a fancy candlelit dinner, dancing, roses, chocolates, wine, rose petals all over the bedroom-- a very archetypal Whole Shebang. She can't cook, so the fancy dinner is at a fancy restaurant. She's the exact perfect blend of self-aware of how ridiculous it all is and playfully playing into that, while also being completely earnest about wanting it to be really fun and nice-- winking at them over the rose in her teeth, but only because she knows it’ll make them laugh

For Juniper, I feel like a part of her might be inclined to try to Do Things Correctly, especially if she’s not very confident yet in the relationship-- dinner, flowers, candles, dressing up probably. But if she’s more comfortable, she’d plan something less formally by the book, but more romantic to her, personally-- something like stargazing together, or getting up early just to watch the sunrise. There would still be flowers, but it’d be less ‘an obligatory bouquet in a vase’ and more ‘a bed of druidcrafted flowers she’s set up where they’re going to be stargazing’ or ‘a wild blossom tenderly tucked into her partner’s hair’

Aubree dotes-- she's cleaned the whole house, she's got a hot bath with candles and fancy soaps ready for them, she cooks their favorite dinner and dessert and presents it all as artfully as she can, and there's a bouquet of wildflowers on the table cause you've gotta have flowers if you're being romantic, she’s gonna give them a back rub at some point, etc. There’s also gonna be a lot of wine, cause wine pairs well with dinner and with dessert and with a cheese board and with backrubs and romantic bubble baths and suddenly that’s A Fair Bit, haha

Melliwyk is not especially good or well practiced at romance, so I think she’d struggle to figure out how to plan a romantic evening at all :’) I think she’d generally lean on Going Out (because that's what people do, isn't it?)-- a nice restaurant, or a museum or something-- preferably stuff more in line with the latter, because what could be more romantic than bonding over experiencing something interesting together? She probably would also bring a gift-- specifically, something personal and handmade

Nyssa’s romantic evening emphasizes sensuality; this is wine and chocolates in bed, surrounded by flowers and silks, and if you’re not already naked you’re overdressed. Her ‘plans’ aren’t any more specific than setting aside the entire evening, but the loose plan is to lounge and bask and talk and feed each other grapes and get drunk and play music and kiss a lot and get frisky whenever the spirit moves them

Kethri is the kind of person who loves going out and doing stuff, so I think a romantic evening (as opposed to a basic date night) would be a private night in, to center the relationship/ her partner and how much she cares about them. She’d dress up however she knows her partner likes best, and she’s probably written a song just for them, which she plays for them over after-dinner drinks by the fire. Kethri tends to be really playful and cheeky, so I think if she's planning a romantic evening it's going to highlight her tender and sincere side

Felix, even moreso than anyone else, is very minutely tailoring his to his partner’s tastes. In general, he really loves seeing people light up about the things that interest them and make them happy, so in a relationship, being able to do that for his partner would be the height of romance for him-- especially if it gives them an opportunity to get excited and talk about what interests them, like going to a play by a playwright they love so they can discuss the themes afterward, or whatever.

Um, also, this is a crossover ship I’ve only very casually indulged but this is SO specific to them I can’t just generalize about it: if the partner is Melliwyk, he has boobytrapped her entire house. Like, this is the ‘scavenger hunt that leads to the bedroom’ thing, but instead of clues that are just sheets of paper that amount to ‘look in the toaster’ the clues are all, like, meticulously planned escape room puzzles and actual riddles and shit. Also, they actually lead not to the bedroom but to a hot bath and an actual dinner, because the woman needs to be lovingly tricked into eating and relaxing literally ever

Ask about my OCs?

[sol-flo]

nooo don't put a zipper sound effect on your tv series set in 1917 you're so sexy aha

[winepresswrath]

Thinking about TLT and the silmarillion and it's all just resolving into how much Fingon wants to be Maedhros' cavalier but Maedhros refuses for all the obvious reasons and then Fingon dies anyway.

[crescentmp3]

hi mutual hello thank you so dearly for reading about my silly little guy (Adam). I am So Sorry because his diary isn't complete yet so there's parts of my own notes at the end of it </3 But I'm thrilled about your liveblogging of it!! Thank you

hii!! ^^ yes im so glad to be reading it! i've actually been meaning to get to it for weeks, and you posting that google doc on adam and sophie back in the day did help get it into motion - please don't apologize! i dont mind incompletion, as long as theres adam i am more than willing to cheer and clap standing. and confetti

[borrelia]

good morning time rise and grind at that hater mill bc i cannot be silent any longer (is never fucking silent). i dont. care about tails. beyond being important to sonic, he is completely uninteresting to me. like i like nine's pak legs and the way his arc is moving but like. i look at knucklees or smthn and scream and yell and throw up . i look at tails and im like okay. well hes an engineer ✅ moving on.