#ectoplasm mha

[theetwinkleboy]

can't have shit in the teacher's lounge at UA

[sammy-the-dead-dumpster]

sounds about right

[mhabirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ectoplasm – March 23rd

[eyeless-jeff666]

I had a single thought today about how Ectoplasm and Snipe both hide in their coat and went "Haha if they were pushed theyd have to kiss bc no arms" but then I took it too seriously and looked it up and found out it is an existing ship. Soooooo-

[iamgodsoopsie]

What I think of you based on who you stan/simp for in MHA, Part 1:

PRO HEROS:

Aizawa: You're depressed, but functioning.

Mic: You have ADHD, but it's well managed. (Have you taken your meds today?)

Midnight: Most fanfiction is NOT a good guide for safe, realistic, BDSM practices.

Thirteen: Hello my nonbinary pals!

Nezu: People who underestimate you because of your cute façade have made a terrible mistake.

Power Loader: You spend waaaaay too much money on Lego sets that you don't may or may not actually build.

Snipe: The wild west is cool, just please learn how to properly handle a gun before you even think about touching one.

Ectoplasm: You're the kid/guy who everyone thinks will bring a gun to school/work. You won't, but you give off that vibe.

Cementoss: Your quest for inner peace is not yet over, good job on your progress so far.

Vlad King: The genre of porn you're looking for is called Bara, you're welcome.

Fat Gum: You give off ideal-older-brother vibes.

Sir Nighteye: Once people get to know you then they see how cool you are, but until then they just think that you're a fucking weirdo. (They're not wrong tbh, but you're a cool fucking weirdo).

Endeavor: Stop making excuses for abusive people. If they've been abusive, then the only way they're going to change is through intense therapy that takes place over a long period of time. They won't just suddenly be better, if they act like they are then they're manipulating you.

Hawks: People think you're cool but instead of it giving you confidence it gives you imposter syndrome.

Mirko: You want her to crush your head in-between her thighs (me too).

All Might: You're rapidly heading down a path that will lead you to severe burn out- if you're not there already.

Best Jeanist: You should really address your control issues.

Edge Shot: More like edge-lord! Jk, you're a fucking weeb (like me).

Kamui Woods: You're not sure how you've gotten this far, but you're going to keep doing what you've been doing since it seems to be working.

Mt. Lady: You're into vore and/or macrophilia, don't even try to deny it.

Rock Lock: You are the only person in your friend group with any common sense.

Ryukyu: I'd say that you should checkout r/dragonsfuckingcars (CW: NSFW, 18+, Reddit), but you already know about it.

Hound Dog: Just admit you're a furry and move on.

Ms. Joke: AIZAWA IS MY HUSBANDO, STAY AWAY!

Gang Orca: Your looks/disposition scare people away when all you want is to be loved.

Wild Wild Pussycats: You're LGBTQA+, or an ally.

Gran Torino: He's your old man goals.

Recovery Girl: She's your old lady goals (mine too).

Crimson Riot: He's the positive masculine figure that you wish you had growing up.

Selkie: You look (◣_◢) , but your personality is (UwU).

Other: People tend to forget about you even if you're really cool.

[valleyrunearchives]

Weightless (The Leap of a Jade Rabbit)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Fandom: Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia Pairings: Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Chapters 9/?

Midoriya Izuku stopped believing in heroes when a tragedy occurred in his life. When at the tender age of 11, he lost everything that was everything dear to him, everything that was worth living for. Yet he doesn’t give up. He can’t give up. He decides to make a choice instead. No longer will he stand around and wait for the heroes to arrive while a crime goes down. He’ll be his own hero and a hero to those who are just like him. Those waiting for help that will never arrive. In order to do that, though, he’ll have to fight to survive and lie through his teeth. It won’t be so bad!

After all, it’s not like they can bring him in for vigilantism and Illegal Quirk Usage when he doesn’t even have a quirk, right?

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Shouta places his phone down on his desk in the teacher’s lounge. Then he leans over and starts steadily beating his forehead against it. The other teachers look over at him in concern as he keeps this up for several minutes. Hizashi reaches over and places a gentle hand on his shoulder. Shouta ignores it for the most part. He eventually stops when he doesn’t feel like screaming out in frustration like he was before. He sighs out long and loud.

“Shouta…” Kayama Nemuri, the R-Rated Hero Midnight, calls out, “You good over there?”

 “No!” he anguishes to her, keeping his forehead down on the desk. Not looking up at any of them.

“Was that Tsuki on the phone?” Hizashi asks, “About our smart bean and green bunny?”

“Yes,” he groans out. It hadn’t been a good conversation. Not by Shouta’s standards anyway. He had hoped the detective had good news for him. His hopes died swiftly at Tsukauchi’s little plead of ‘firstly, please don’t get upset with me, Shouta, I promise I’m doing the best that I can.’ 

“Oh! Your little vigilante?” Nemuri asks, eyes shining in excitement.

“Yep! And my smart little bean from the market too!” Hizashi confirms, “So what’d he say?”

“Nothing good,” he says while thinking to himself, Nothing good at fucking all!

“Wait, whoa whoa back up for a second!” Ishiyama Ken, also known as pro hero Cementoss, says, holding up a large hand, “Vigilante kid? Smart beans from a market? What are you three talking about?”

Shouta lifts his head and exchanges a look with Hizashi and Nemuri. They have a mental conversation before nodding. Shouta huffs out a breath of air that could be called an irritated sigh but was mostly just a frustrated one, “I’ve taken up a case with a vigilante named Gyokuto or Jade Rabbit recently. It’s mainly recon to try and figure out their identity. I’m fairly certain Gyokuto is male but I don’t want to assume if it turns out that that's not the case. I’ve been using gender neutral terms for now until I can confirm their preferred ones. ‘Zashi insisted.”

“It’s not fair for us to assume if it turns out he and him aren’t the pronouns they use!” Hizashi clarified indignantly. 

“I didn’t say you were wrong. Anyway, Hizashi and Nemuri know and have known since I’ve taken the case up,” He concluded.

“Why this vigilante in particular?” Kan Sekijiro, aka Vlad King to the hero world, squints at him, leaning down to rest his elbows on his desk, “You’ve mentioned a few before when you were forced to work with them or when you had to apprehend them because they had gone off the rails. But never taken on this much of an interest about one before. Do you think you can reform them or something? Is that why?”

Shouta doesn’t answer him immediately. Just takes a deep breath and prepares for the inevitable emotional outrage that will occur in all of his coworkers when he says it. “I have very, very good reasons to believe,” he says slowly, “That Gyokuto is no older than our year one students… probably even younger than that.”

He waits for the other shoe to drop. For the other teachers to realize exactly what he just implied. It’s practically explosive when they do. Snipe and Vlad both slam their hands on their desks and stand swiftly in shock. Ectoplasm rears back as if he had been struck. Cementoss and Maijima Higari, or Power Loader as he’s known in the hero world, both let their jaws drop. Thirteen, civilian name Kurose Anan but she prefers her hero name most, seems to be the only one who can speak. Just barely, though, as she stutters out in a quiet, near horrified sounding voice, “Th-they’re… j-just a ch- child!? ”   

Shouta nods firmly. No beating around that bush. If there was one thing he absolutely loved about being a teacher, it was his coworkers. Almost all of them felt exactly the same way he did when it came to kids and their safety. Hearing that a literal child was a vigilante meant that everyone, and yes that did include himself, is up in arms over their well-being. He folds his hands together and levels them all a stare, “Please understand, I’m not taking special interest in this in an attempt to arrest or punish them for being a vigilante. I’m trying to get to them on a personal level; To make sure they’re safe and before getting them the help they need. I’m not doing it forcefully either. It was Hizashi’s idea to get through to them via small talk and small gifts before asking if they need some help. Adult help.”

Vlad and Snipe both sit back down with relief lining their bodies. Everyone else also untenses minutely at hearing that. Now the looks of confusion start to settle in. He knows why. If this is a child that he’s trying to help, why is he having so much trouble? To the point that he’s beating his head against the desk?

He squeezes his hands together and lets out another breath. He reminds himself that he can trust these heroes with the knowledge of his vigilante, especially since they now know he’s just a child. “I know what you’re all thinking. The reason why Tsukauchi, who’s helping me on the investigation, and I are having so much trouble keeping track of this kid and finding out who they are is because they’re smart. Way too smart.”

“How smart is too smart?” Ectoplasm asks, the first thing he’s said since this conversation started.

“I don’t know. They somehow managed to figure out how the underground heroes’ patrol districts worked as well as the cipher coding for all the major players active in districts around where they live. In the course of a month and a half. And that’s not including figuring out the hero identities and quirks of those who patrol those districts. You decide,” he says cooly.

Everyone in the room is a little awed at that. Power Loader raises his hand, breaking the tense silence with a joke of, “Do you think they’d want to apply for the support course?”

Hizashi snorts at that, “If Nedzu catches on to how smart this kid is and figures out who they are first, we won’t see them in any UA course; Heroic, Support, or otherwise! They’d be fast tracked for Nedzu’s ten step program for world domination as his personal student!” 

Nemuri and Thirteen both giggle at that. Vlad and Cementoss both look stricken at the idea. As they should be. Help be to ye who doth not fear the Rat God and his many assets. He can only imagine how much worse it would get if he got a student who was both extremely smart and extremely chaotic under his ratty wing. Perhaps something drastic like the fall and reformation of the Hero Public Safety Commission… or a planned meteor strike. Both seem just as likely with that thought. 

“A’right… so that explains the ‘green bunny’ but what about the ‘smart bean’ Yamada mentioned?” Snipe asks. 

Hizashi squeals, honest to God squeals, at the ask. Shouta’s quick to erase his quirk just in case his pitch gets too high in his excitement. Hizashi has great control over his quirk but sometimes highly emotional situations, especially ones of positive emotions like happiness and pride, causes it to slip a bit. Better to be safe than to cause his friends’ ears to bleed on accident. “I met a clever little bean of a boy in the market the other day! Cute as a button and smart as Nem’s whip is sharp, much like Shou’s green bunny,” he tells them happily.

“Okay, and why is Tsukauchi looking into him?” Vlad inquires, sensing more to the story than just that.

“‘Zashi got a weird vibe off of him,” Shouta answers bluntly.

Hizashi crosses his arms around his chest and leans back heavily, much more subdued now, “I can’t explain it. Call me paranoid but there was something… wrong. I don’t know what it is or if we can help but if I just sit back and let whatever it is keep up, I’d never forgive myself. I don’t care if it’s bullying or a neglectful home or even if I’m just reading the situation dead wrong and it turns out he’s fine. I have to know he’s okay. Dig?”

“That’s completely understandable,” Thirteen nods, “Our instincts are there for a reason and sharper than most when it comes to children. If you feel like something’s wrong after interacting with him then more than likely something probably is.”

The others murmur out sounds and words of agreement. With them all being teachers, every single one of them has had a case either past or present with their instincts picking up on something wrong with a child in their classes. In a way they’re almost trained to. Certain inflections with words, certain behaviors towards people, certain movements around things; They’ve all learned how to spot them in any situation at any time. 

Cementoss nods in understanding, “So that makes sense on why you’re looking for both kids. Now what was so bad about the phone call with the good detective?”

Shouta groans again and slouches heavily in his chair, “You want a summarization or a full run through of exactly what he said?”

“Might as well give us the rundown, Shou,” Nemuri said with a smile, “Might help us understand what’s frustrating you. Maybe we can help you put the pieces together.”

The rage he felt before, not specifically at Tsukauchi but the situation itself, bubbles up again. He lets out a slow breath from his nose to keep it in check as he starts to let the others know what he was told.

After answering with nothing but his hero name and Tsukauchi dropping that small plea on him, he pinches the bridge of his nose in frustration, “You know, I really hate it when you start phone calls like that.”

“Well you’re going to hate me even more in a minute then!” Tsukauchi chuckled mirthlessly, “So which kid do you want to hear about first?”

God help him, “Is either of them good news at all?” The sound the detective makes is a clear no. He growls out angrily, “Give me the kid with the better news, then.”

There’s a shuffle of papers in the background of the call, “Well Gyokuto hasn’t been spotted since the attempted kidnapping of Kirishima-kun. Buut they’ve gone completely radio silent. No active help to heroes on duty. No cipher messages from Gyokuto were found either. I don’t know if that’s because they’re not fighting anyone right now or if they’re somehow slipping them by officers on the scenes again.”

This kid is going to give him a heart attack, Shouta swears! Or at least make him go gray by thirty! “Start having the officers check with the heroes on patrol to see if they’ve written any notes found on active crime scenes. That way we can filter through which notes are genuine and which are Gyokuto masquerading as the hero on duty in the area. It’s a complete extra step but a necessary one until we’ve gotten them to hang up their vigilante mask,” he recommends.

“Smart decision. I’ll pass it along,” the scratch of a pencil or pen is heard as Tsukauchi notes that instruction down. Shouta leans back in his chair, “So what about our other wayward kid?”

“... First things first, please let your husband know when you tell him later that I am very sorry and that I’m doing the best I can with what I have but there are… Complications that have arisen.”

“... What complications?” he asks warily.

There’s nothing for a long moment. Then, “This kid that Mic saw? Yeah, apparently… according to our databases… he doesn’t exist.”

“ WHAT ?!” Hizashi screams, interrupting him. Everyone clamps their hands down on their ears to stop the loud cry from the Voice hero. It was so loud, the room shook. Shouta activates his quirk for a slight intimidation factor and turns to shush him, “I’m not done! There’s more!”

Everyone uncovers their ears again as Shouta gets back into it.

“What do you mean by that, Nao?” he nearly hisses.

“Just that!” The other man cries helplessly, “I’ve checked and double checked middle and high school records in the area, as well as all registered children in the quirks database for him. Every single Izuku that pops up isn’t him! At least none of them that come even close to matching the description your husband gave you! I don’t know what’s going on but they don’t exist for some reason!” 

That sounded worse than he thought. “This isn’t something he would lie about,” he immediately dissuaded, despite knowing that Tsukauchi probably wasn’t thinking that.

 “I know that,” Tsukauchi agrees, “I’m not even considering that he is. Mic can’t lie to save his life. That’s why he's in the limelight and not in underground with you. But until I can figure out a database the kid is in, I-I’m stuck Shouta! There’s nothing else I can do!”

“Great…” he sighs, “Just keep us updated, I guess.”

“And that’s it. We hung up after that,” Shouta finishes.

Every single one of his coworkers, his best friend and husband included, are clearly in various states of distress at that. Hizashi is even banging his forehead lightly on the desk now in a reminiscent style of how Shouta was early. 

“That baby doesn’t exist in any database…” Nemuri says softly, fingers pressed tightly to her temples with wide eyes, “How is that possible?”

“M-Maybe he dropped out? Or transfer to a different country?” Vlad suggests desperately, “If the school got rid of his records that way, it would explain why he can’t be found in the school databases.”

“Even if he did, there should still be records of where he was going to school before he did and the exact date of dropout. Or at the very least completed elementary school records from whatever school he transferred to,” Hizashi says from his face plant on the desk. 

“And even if he did somehow get deleted out of the school records databases, he should still be in the quirk registry database. Everyone is! It’s required by law regardless of quirk!” Thirteen adds from her slouched position.

“This is worse that we thought. Way worse!” Nemuri turns to him, “Shou, should we get Nedzu involved? Surely he’ll be able to find him!”

He sends a glance to the discreet camera located in the corner of the room, “Knowing him, he already is. It’s just going to depend on how deeply he wants to get involved. If he’s too entertained with watching us run around searching for the kids like chickens with our heads chopped off or if he’s going to be a bit more serious since a child’s safety is involved. Multiple children’s safety even.”

He sends the small device a small glare. Don’t play around, help us find a clearly hurting kid  or two, he tried to convey through it. He turns his gaze back to his coworkers, “For now, we’ll just have to wait until we have more news from Tsukauchi or until we can spot him again.”

There’s reluctant grumbles of agreement around the table. Shouta understands. He doesn’t like it either. He hopes, though, that with the additional eyes and ears looking out for them, both his and Hizashi’s kids will be found soon.

[cosmicseaslugs]

Piece I made for the @aizawasoulmatezine a while back :)

I liked the idea of platonic soulmates and everyone at UA being destined to meet and work together in any setting or AU

[battydora]

my personal take on my hero academia men (pro heroes) and their preferences in bed

alphabetically.

masterlist | rules

¡ +18, minors dni !

characters: all might, best jeanist, cementoss, ectoplasm, edgeshot, endeavor, eraserhear, fatgum, gang orca, hawks, ingenium, manual, present mic, sir nighteye

content: nsfw, general sexcanons, reader x various characters, gender neutral but mentions of breasts and vulva (all might, eraserhead, sir nighteye) and penis (eraserhead), reader referred as mommy (manual), some romance, some fluff, roughness and freakness, but above all, sexy time.

warnings: suggestive content, mentions of various kinks, sexual activities, cock riding, rimming, dirty talking, public teasing, foreplay, rope bunny, oral sex, fingering, cunnilingus, rough sex and much more.

note: i think i never had an idea better than this. enjoy

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all might: big fan of nipple kissing (him receiving), ass grabbing and slapping (both giving and receiving), he loves seeing you ride him, he likes the way your titties bounce up and down, whenever he gets a chance he grabs them. i believe he's very much into rimming, anytime he asks you to eat his ass you will soon have toshinori moaning softly into the pillow, your mouth feels so good in him it makes him go crazy. a bonus: he likes when you strip for him before doing it. i think he's insecure about his body so you'll have to be patient and loving, and maybe take control most of the time.

best jeanist: im gonna go wild with this one, i love him. he's a switch. as a dom, hakamada enjoys rope bunny (or bondage if he's really in the mood), he likes tying up your hands and feet when you're fully naked on his bed, he's very gentle though and gives soft/please dom energy, whatever you desire, you'll have him working hard to give it to his love. as a sub, tsunagu tells you he submits completely to you, he's probably on his knees hugging your torso waiting for instructions like a little puppy willing to follow its master. he lets you decorate him with bites and hickies all over. the pro hero is also a gentle moaner, his moans and whines are the cutest and softest you've ever heard, it almost sounds like a melody when you give him a handjob and play with his balls. he also loves the idea of having his face ridden... or maybe edging..... another plus is that he loves lingerie, the idea of your cute butt being adorned with only a tiny bit of cloth makes his mind flash the dirtiest ideas, imagine him getting home just to find completely naked on the couch except for a thin dark red pantie, he'd fall on his knees in front of the sofa completely enchanted by you as he worships your gorgeous body. idk he's so romantic ugh💍💍

cementoss: not sure how his body works, but if he happens to have the same touch as humans, he'd be the type to please his partner, honestly i think he befriended more with toys and he relies on them a lot to give you the pleasure you deserve, because ken deep inside is worried you won't enjoy having sex with him thanks to his quirk.

ectoplasm: a romantic one, he probably enjoys more vanilla sex rather than very lewd stuff, he's so full of compliments for you, he enjoys adoring your body, kissing and caressing it with his hands. he has particular interest in your thights so don't mind if you find him grabbing and squishing them during sexy time (which is also the only place he'll allow himself to bite if you let him :))

edgeshot: just as ectoplasm, shinya is a very romantic partner, sexy time with him might include candles, gifts, roses and praises all along the way. he's not here for quickies, he's determined to take entire minutes of his time to explore every inch of your body and give them costumized attention to each. sitting you on his lap to make out with you as he grabs your ass and caresses your lower back and shoulder blades. you want your genitalia touched? he already has his hand working. you want to be railed nonstop? “we will break the bed if that is what it needs to be done for your enjoyment, darling”. he personally enjoys moans and whines, i think he is a man who likes to know what he's doing right, so please, praise him he wants to know his lovely partner is having the best they can get, he'll do anything to provide the orgasm(s) their significant other deserves to make them scream of pleasure so please congratulate him and tell him his doing an excellent job, because he sure is.

endeavor: a very, very rough partner. i feel like you two have a rivals with benefits dynamic, you tease him and he teases you. in bed you never fail to insult eachother, merciless scratching, mean bitting, feral kissing. he loves it, he loves being able to expulse his stress on you, specially when you walked around town teasing him, calling him a bastard and acting like a brat around him all day because the more teasing, greater the punishment when back home. bruises of all types can be done here. enji has no problem on taking you anywhere around the house, he loves laying your body over the dining table and rail you nonstop, the couch aswell, oh and did i mention that one time in the shower?

eraserhead: uuhh, this one might dissapoint some of you. i personally headcanon aizawa as a demiromantic/demisexual person so it took you a while to get him open about his sexual desires but once you gave eachother explicit consent and boundaries, you unleash all your fantasies at once. shouta seems like the guy to go for classic positions at first, such as the missionary and doggy style, buuut... if you ask him to go rough and wild, oh dear, bet he'll go rough and wild until you're a whiny dirty mess underneath him. shouta also likes giving oral, as you make out, he sits you down on the edge of the bed, he takes his kisses to your neck, chest and tummy as his hands caress your body shamessly, once he gets down there, he gifts you a wide devilish smile before putting his mouth to work (you do him a favour by pulling his hair up, he also wouldn't mind if you pull it hard). not a messy eater, but he swears he has never tasted something this good like your cock/pussy before.

fatgum: one of my favourites indeed. i hope you're ready because things have never been freakier, taishiro is a MENACE in bed, he seems so sweet and innocent but this big boy hides the most naughty kinks and fantasies (under his bed?). very freaky and hungry while approaching you, likes to pin you down on bed and is always in the mood for sex! he sure is no dissapointment, plus his stamina>>, imagine the possibilities. taishiro is very open minded too! so if you go to him with a new idea to try in bed, he'll be the first in line to try it out! but this is not it, he knows quite well pleasure does not and never relies on penetration, no, the last thing he thinks of is penetration, he takes time to explore your other senses, he plays with your sight and smell, may you picture yourself blindfolded and handcuffed as toyomitsu caresses, kisses and bites your skin, pulling you closer to make you feel his fragance and maybe using a little vibrator on your sensitive zone to push you to your limits, please?

gang orca: i know some of you are down bad for this gal, dw i got you. kugo can be... intense, despite his mean and bold personality at work, he is a man who enjoys having fun with his partner whenever he can, indeed, he is a great and spontaneous teaser, specially in public, you could be out on a date at a cafe and then suddenly get a risky hint from him... “i bet i can take you anywhere looking so tempting like you do right now” “did that catch you off guard? mmh...” “i'm not afraid of people knowing how bad i want my partner, specially how i want to spread their legs over the tabl-” you have to stop him because if you didn't, he wouldn't. he never tries to hide how aroused you make him feel sometimes, he's so proud to have you as his partner, you're so hot and attractive and he sees you like a treasure, kugo wants everyone to know you're his. did i tell you that one time he dragged you into a public restroom for you to ride his cock as he sat on the toilet? he definitely enjoys doing risky things in public, the adrenaline he feels has no comparison, specially when you put up with this behaviour and become touchy with him.

hawks: great friends with dirty talking and teasing, keigo is the type of man to whisper lewd things into your ear all through the act (from foreplay until you are done with eachother), he whispers compliments on how hot you look but also in the many positions he would like to put you to rail you (or to rail him). he enjoys performing penetration, but he also loves receiving anal attention, he remembers that time for his birthday you gifted him a dildo and used it that same night, thinking how it would feel if you were there to help him... he phone called you before having his orgasm and you never ran so fast in your life just to reach the hero's home, making sure to give him all the anal sex he wished making him cum multiple times. this turned into a habit because he enjoys anal play a whole lot, now you know what to do to have number 2 hero screaming of pleasure and cumming over and over.

ingenium: unpopular ik shut up, iida's are so hot a switch! i like to think tensei iida has preference for vainilla sex rather than anything too intense. whenever he takes control, he's such a sweet and loving partner, always asking for your consent on things and asking you how are you feeling. very sweet and caring, very focused on your pleasure! when you take control, tensei enjoys a lot when you give him hand jobs while fingering his ass, he adores how your hands make him feel and doesn't like to admit it but he moans quite softly and gets flustrated when you tease/compliment him about it.

manual: IDK WHAT I'M DOING ANYMORE HELPJDKD he's so pretty pls agree w me definitely a sub, no matter how much he tries to hide it and prove his "dominance" to you, masaki still submits to your touch almost inmediately after a few kisses. he enjoys being bit and marked all over (as long as no one at work sees the marks) and when going very intimate with you, he let's you peg him, he loves the feeling of his prostate being constantly hit by your plastic cock. if i'm going to give manual his own sexcanons, i'm gonna do it right: he has a mommy and degradation kink, he might seem so cute and sweet from the outside but indoors you know he falls on his knees for you, telling him how much of a whore he is for you and what would his coworkers think if they knew how dumb and pathetic he looks when mommy fucks him hard. masaki also goes weak when you slap his ass, he does not mind if you leave any red marks and scratches.

present mic: for someone who is as intense and loud like he is, hizashi is surprisingly a very soft partner in bed! i feel like he is the type of guy you can laugh with during sexy time and make fun jokes about the weird noises that can occur during some parts of the act. yamada probably studied the kama-sutra back and forth so everyday you get to try a new and fun pose for sexy time! having sex with hizashi is very entretaining and passionate, he's very gentle but can go rough if you ask him to, if you ask him his favourite pose, he'll probably choose reverse cowboy (with you on top) and maybe 69. plus: he likes listening to music as you fuck! the music tastes my vary depending on you and the mood of the day.

sir nighteye: it took you a while to convince mirai to have an active sex life with you, his main excuse was because of his quirk, he is a pro hero yes, but he might get carried away during sex because you're so sexy ;) and use it on you by accident. you discussed this for months until you proposed you could cover your eyes and let sasaki use you at his will. the idea surprisingly fit mirai's liking so you gave it a chance. you never thought the so composed, ellegant and serious man could be so good at stimulating all of your sensitive zones, the guy is amazingly good with his fingers, his thumb rubs your clit so deviously slow as other two fingers bury deep inside your vagina, teasing your insides mercilessly. his other hand does not stay still, it joins the fun playing with your chest, rubbing and pinching your nipples and squishing your breasts every now and then. but the fun isn't over, some other day you decide to blindfold sasaki, at first he was uncomfortable and unsure for not being in complete control of the situation (because he is a control freak you know) but as soon as you got your hands on him, stripping him, kissing and marking his body, rubbing his sensitive zones; he found himself enjoying this way of love making more than the one where he was in control and doing all the job (he's a man that works hard everyday and work expectations don't let him rest, so you guessed it was time for him to enjoy and relax!). mirai doesn't like to admit it but he likes doing it in his office, you did it only twice there, but he wishes to do it more often, he's just too embarassed to ask (the second time he took off his all might poster from the wall because he felt observed and very ashamed)

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thanks for reading!

[underratedmhapoll]

Bonus Poll! - UA Teacher of the Year

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Here’s Part 2, I say this all with love in my heart

Part 1

[quill-n]

UA staff... quirkless?!?

I wanted to practice drawing them for future reference because they are some ✨main characters✨ in an upcoming au (the au is quirkless) :3

[nightshadow1607]

Aizawa: I recognize that the HPSC has given an order, but given that it’s a stupid-ass order, I’ve elected to ignore it

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Hizashi: Can you teach me how to hoe?

Nemuri: Rude

Nemuri: *sips wine*

Nemuri: But yes

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Thirteen: What are you doing?

Snipe: Helping Majima find look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago

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Young Hizashi: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different products

Young Hizashi: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Young Hizashi: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

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Aizawa: *wakes up after a power nap*

Aizawa: Did I die? Is this heaven?

*knocking*

Nemuri: Open up!

Hizashi: It’s us, Zashi and Nem!

Aizawa: Oh. It’s hell

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Hawks: My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run

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Nedzu: I made tea

Aizawa: I don’t want tea

Nedzu: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Aizawa: Then why are you telling me?

Nedzu: It is a conversation starter

Aizawa: That’s a lousy conversation starter

Nedzu: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate *sips tea*

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Hawks: When you’ve work in the Hero Business as long as I have, you develop thick skin

Best Jeanist: *walks passed by Hawks* Yellow is not your color

Hawks: YELLOW BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

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Interviewer: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hawks: Not if they consent to it

Mirko: Depends who you’re stabbing

HPSC PR Manager: YES?!

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Recovery Girl: God give me patience

Yagi: I think you mean “give me strength”

Recovery Girl: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead

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Endeavor: I have no fears

Best Jeanist: What if you woke up one day, and All Might became Number One again?

Endeavor:

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Ectoplasm: That’s it. It’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you

Snipe, examinating his gun: Earth isn’t a planet

Ectoplasm, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET--

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Thirteen: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Majima: Not me

Vlad King: *sighing* It’s Aizawa’s turn

Aizawa: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die

Hizashi: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational

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Hizashi: *screams* 

Endeavor: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Yagi: Should we do something?

Aizawa: No, I want to see who wins this

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Nedzu: I am, as the kids say, awake

Nemuri: Don’t you mean woke?

Nedzu: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

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Aizawa, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with a box of nine kittens

Hizashi:

Hizashi: What’s in the box?

Aizawa:

Hizashi: Shouta, what’s in the box?

Aizawa: I think you know

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Miruko: So you can fly, right?

Hawks, confused: Yes?

Miruko: Which means hypothetically you could backflip off the HPSC building

Hawks, eyes lighting up: I could!

Edgeshot, muttering: Not my circus, not my monkeys *leaves the room*

incorrect quotes because why not? (pro heroes edition)

[mhabirthdays]

Happy Birthday

Ectoplasm – March 23rd

[the-chikyuu-times]

[epickiya722]

I love how the guys working at UA actually DO have a degree. Like yeah i teach 10 ways to non fatally catch some guys but also math homework

Also if being a hero doesn't work out then you have some other options at least

Midnight teaches Art History. Present Mic teaches English. Cementos teaches Modern Literature and Ectoplasm is a Math teacher. They definitely have degrees!

And I'm sure Power Loader probably has a degree in Engineering due to being a Support Course teacher. Recovery Girl probably has a medical degree and Hound Dog is a guidance counselor.

Then there's Nezu who... he's Nezu!!!

[valleyrunearchives]

Weightless (The Leap of a Jade Rabbit)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Fandom: Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia Pairings: Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Chapter 31/?

Midoriya Izuku stopped believing in heroes when a tragedy occurred in his life. When at the tender age of 11, he lost everything that was everything dear to him, everything that was worth living for. Yet he doesn’t give up. He can’t give up. He decides to make a choice instead. No longer will he stand around and wait for the heroes to arrive while a crime goes down. He’ll be his own hero and a hero to those who are just like him. Those waiting for help that will never arrive. In order to do that, though, he’ll have to fight to survive and lie through his teeth. It won’t be so bad!

After all, it’s not like they can bring him in for vigilantism and Illegal Quirk Usage when he doesn’t even have a quirk, right?

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Hizashi’s not nervous. If anyone asks, he’s not. He’s only taking their new child with his husband to meet their coworkers, especially Nemuri who is Izuku’s basic aunt, then taking him to see their boss so that the genius animal amalgamation can give him an aptitude test. Then take him to meet Hound Dog for just an initial meeting before his first session with the Hunting Dog hero. Clear, concise, easy! So he’s not nervous at all! … Okay, he’s a little nervous. Especially because they haven’t really told Nemuri about Izuku yet. And she hates not being told about things.

His hands are clenched tightly on the steering wheel as he drives. A squeeze to his knee causes him to jump. He glances over at Shouta who’s giving him a look. He knows what that look means. It’ll be alright. We’re in this together. All three of us. He’s right. He knows he is. He just can’t get out of his head about all this. He’ll be fine as soon as they can get it all over with. 

He pulls up to UA and parks in the staff parking lot. He takes a deep breath as they all get out of the car. Izuku is staring up at the UA building with wide eyes full of stars. Hizashi can’t help but smile at it. Precious. “Alrighty you two! Let’s get this over with!” he chirps, hopefully cheerfully enough. Izuku nods and follows after them as they head for the entrance. Just stay calm, Hizashi. Everything will be fine. 

He slaps his typical Present Mic grin on his face as Shouta shoves his hands in his pockets. They look fairly normal to how they normally act while at school. It’s the beginning of school before classes start so there are students milling about everywhere. All the students turn to watch the child following them through the school. Some of them then turn to murmur and mutter with their friends about him. He can tell it’s making Izuku nervous so he reaches back and holds out his hand with a smile in a gesture of comfort. Shockingly, Izuku latches onto it right away with his own, moving to almost tuck into his side. Hizashi smiles at him gently, whispering softly, “It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re with us, remember Listener?”

Izuku nods but doesn’t verbally reply. That’s okay. Hizashi knows he’s probably really overwhelmed. He and Izuku don’t let each other’s hands go as they walk. They make it to the teacher’s lounge where he can hear the other teachers/heroes milling about inside. Shouta nods at him and he nods back. Then Shouta opens the door. Everyone stops and turns to take in the sight of them. He watches as one by one all their eyes drop to the child pressed into his side, holding his hand tightly. It’s quiet. 

Then Nemuri squeals.

Izuku jumps and melds himself even closer than before, somehow. The R-Rated Hero leaps to her heeled feet and rushes over to them, crying out, “A baby!”

“Nemuri, he’s almost a teenager,” Shouta sighs.

“A. Bay. Bee,” she insists to him firmly. She then leans down to be eye to eye with Izuku, “Hi sweetheart! I’m Kayama Nemuri, or the heroine Midnight! And you are?”

Izuku’s eyes dart about before he mutters out shyly, “Midoriya Izuku.”

Nemuri blinks in shock before her eyes light up even more and she straightens up with a happy smile, “You found him?!”

“Yep!” Hizashi says happily, grinning back at her, “Not only that, but he’s ours now!”

“Oh my God! Hi for real for real then, Izuku-kun!” She turns back to the boy, “I’ve heard so much about you! I’m so glad we finally got to meet! And forget about everything I just said with my name. You call me Auntie Nemuri or Aunt Nemy, okay?!”

Izuku stares with wide eyes, “... Okay.”

“Don’t hog him, Kayama-san!” Thirteen calls behind her, coming over to them, “Hi there, Midoriya-kun. I’m Thirteen!”

“The Space Hero. Um… This is going to sound strange but, what pronouns do you prefer? I’ve heard so much of the media refer to you in different ways but I just want to make sure I’m getting it right when talking with you.”

“That's so nice of you! I go by they and she but I prefer they the most. I also prefer my hero name more than my civilian one so just call me Thirteen, okay?”

“Yes okay, Mx. Thirteen!” 

God bless his baby for being so courteous to people and their preferences. He’s too good for this world. “Me next,” Snipe pipes up, “Nice to meet ya lil’ partner! I’m Snipe.”

“The Gunslinger hero. Nice to meet you.” 

Izuku’s tense shoulders relax a bit. That’s good. Hizashi gives a small wave for the others to keep introducing themselves, figuring out that Izuku is getting more comfortable as he’s getting to put names to faces. Vlad King catches the motion and stands up, giving a tusky grin to Izuku, “Kan Sekijirou. I’m Vlad King to the hero world though.”

“The Blood Hero. I really like how you use your quirk during apprehensions and conflicts.”

“Thanks kid. You’re really polite,” he grins as he makes the joke, “Not sure how you ended up being Aizawa’s kid!”

“Watch yourself, King,” Shouta hisses back, also joking in his own Shouta way. 

Vlad chuckles. Power Loader actually comes over and holds a hand out for Izuku to shake, “I’m Maijima Higari. Power Loader. I’ve heard that you like to tinker.” 

“Yes sir,” Izuku takes his hand in a quick shake before tucking back into the safety of his side. Higari smiles, “Good to hear. Let me know if you ever wanna use the lab for anything. I’m always happy to loan out the use of our equipment for budding tech builders.” 

“I really can use the support lab for some of my ideas?” Izuku asks with wide eyes. Hizashi and Shouta had assured him multiple times it was fine. But Hizashi supposes hearing it from the actual support course teacher and head of the support lab was a huge difference. Hizashi smiles as Higari reassures him that of course he can as long as Izuku lets his guardians and Higari know. The boy now bounces on the balls of his feet excitedly.

Cemetoss and Ectoplasm both also introduce themselves. Izuku has a few good things to say about their hero work as well. Both thank him for his kind words. Shouta asks Nemuri if she’s still up for coming over that night. She excitedly confirms that she’ll be there, especially if it means she’ll get to spend more time with her pseudo-nephew. Izuku blushes a bit at that but still smiles happily. After that, the three tell the other teachers goodbye and explain that they’re meeting Nedzu so Izuku can take a scholarly aptitude test to see where he is academically. All the present UA staff wish him good luck and the little family of three head towards the principal’s office.

Shouta knocks on the door and they open for the three of them to enter. Nedzu sits behind his desk happily, a smaller desk arranged just in front of his own with a packet of paperwork and a pencil sitting on top. “Welcome!” Nedzu calls happily, “Shouta-kun, Hizashi-kun, and now Izuku-kun! It’s a pleasure to see you!”

“Nice to see you too, Principal Nedzu!” Hizashi greets back kindly. His boss might scare the ever loving shit out of him but he’s still his boss and has always been kind to him and Shouta. Might as well return the favor. 

“I’m sure you want to get this over with, Izuku-kun, so we’ll have you take a seat and get started in a moment. But first! A little test!” Nedzu giggles happily. He and Shouta tense at it. Uh oh. Izuku just blinks, unawares. Nedzu leans forward with a sharp grin, “Tell me, Izuku-kun, do you think I’m a mouse, a bear, or a dog?” 

Their green haired child blinks before placing a finger on his chin, “Both and neither at the same time right? You're a chimera and have a combination of all that DNA but the main source of your DNA makeup is actually from a stoat, isn’t it?”

Nedzu nearly lights up at that answer. He and Shouta pale considerably. Oh. NO! That’s really not good. Shouta clears his throat and kneels down to place a hand on Izuku’s shoulder. “Don’t forget, right after this we’re going to meet with Hound Dog and then to see Chiyo-san to get you a checkup.”

“I haven’t forgotten,” Izuku replies with a small smile, “It’ll be nice to see Chiyo-san again.”

Hizashi places his own hand on Izuku’s free shoulder, “Now don’t let yourself freak out over this test either. If you don’t know how to answer a question, that’s okay. We’re just seeing where you are, not expecting you to ace the test. Just do your best, okay?” 

Izuku nods, “Okay, Hizashi.”

They both squeeze his shoulders again. Then they both head out as Nedzu says, “Let’s begin, shall we?”

Hizashi hopes that Izuku’s stomach didn’t drop at that sentence like his own just did. A glance at Shouta tells him that the darker haired man is feeling the same. This is going to be an interesting day. And now Hizashi is very nervous.