#egg tooth

[omg-snakes]

Baby's first sippy

You lookin' at me?

[rancid-zinnia-onthepatio]

"and prayers,,"

revealing one’s angelic state is very vulnerable (a sign of trust), and Alani is trying her best to not go blind and be supportive of her cherub friend

silly thing I made of my oc story that goes by the name “egg tooth” unless I change it but for now I’m heavily attached to the name

[n4rval]

tea with a stranger.

[daily-deliciousness]

Easter no-bake mini egg cheesecake

[sleeplesssmoll]

Reverse 1999 HCs: The Kitchen

I mentioned these in passing, but I finally added them in post with more detail. Feel free to add your HCs to the buffet! Word count is 960ish so you know what you're getting into if you continue down this path of madness.

Apple tends to stay out of the kitchen unless he's looking for wine. He doesn't want to be mistaken for a tasty snack.

Regulus is banned from the kitchen but barges in anyway as the "official taste tester". She also steals from people's plates if they're left unguarded, unless it's Sotheby's. She is an exception. Vertin gets the worst of it where Regulus might lean over her shoulder and chomp down on her spoonful of food. This is the tax for sharing her premium snacks with Vertin.

As for the snack sharing, one time Regulus caught Vertin eating uncooked noodles with the seasoning packet sprinkled on top like chips as a snack. Ever since then, she gave Vertin free access to the stash of snacks in her room. There's always potato chips and Dr. Papper available to her friend.

Vertin stills occasionally eats noodles like chips because Madam Z used to do it when they were traveling together. When Smoltin caught her red-handed, Madam Z advised her not to be like her and to eat her celery sticks instead. They both knew that wasn't going to happen.

Sotheby is allowed use the kitchen with supervision. There needs to be someone there to give their opinion on her creative choices (stop her from accidentally poisoning someone).

Druvis is the head chef and Sonetto is her apprentice that does everything by the book due to her upbringing in the Foundation. For example, if they don't have the right ingredients, Sonetto believes they can't make the dish anymore. However, Druvis will teach her how to substitute things and improvise.

Sonetto is a great cook, but she operates like a robot that needs to be updated with new ideas from a programmer. All the knowledge is there, but she struggle to make her own conclusions. (This is something we see her struggle with in game but I applied it to cooking lol)

The Horror Trio have no interest in cooking, only eating. Although, Jessica and her Critter friends harvest things from the garden so Druvis can supervise/mentor in the kitchen.

Vertin can't cook per say, but she can throw together very basic meals a child could do (eggs, bacon, toast, grilled cheese, simple stuff). However, her specialty is eggs. She can cook an egg in every way possible thanks to Madam Z. The scientist told her if she learns to cook anything, let it be an egg. They're easy to cook, versatile, and a good source of protein. This is an HC but I can hear her explaining egg supremacy to Vertin. Fun fact: Eggs are a staple food in China and many Asian countries. Eat an egg for Madam Z everyone.

Vertin's also handy with a knife since it's all about technique and she's good with her hands. Before her crew, she probably ate a lot of sandwiches, Foundation MREs, and instant food (with eggs on the side).

However, one day Druvis witnessed hot bacon grease pitch onto Vertin's arm. Vertin flinched at first but continued flipping her bacon, saying, "It happens sometimes." Druvis damn near threw Vertin in the sink in her rush to run cold water over it. They didn't notice how serious Vertin's disregard for injuries were due to the lack of scars and reactions from her. Vertin doesn’t understand since it'll go away with a healing potion. This breaks Druvis's heart because even if it's healed, Vertin's putting herself through unnecessary pain since she's used to getting hurt.

That was the last time Vertin was allowed to touch a frying pan (rip her beloved eggs as collateral), but they still let her use the knife since she's adept with it. Also Vertin wants to help them because it's a way for her to spend more time with them. They couldn't chase her away after she admitted that.

There is another advantage to letting the Timekeeper help sometimes; Vertin's the only one who doesn't cry rivers when she cuts an onion. Sonetto and Sotheby are a mess when they try. Pupnetto has a sensitive nose and Sotheby is baby. Druvis keeps her deadpan face but tears will prick at her eyes.

Vertin didn't always eat her veggies as a kid and Madam Z wasn't sure how to make her eat them. It's actually Tooth Fairy who found a way to make fruits and veggies fun. Vertin now does the same for her Suitcase Family.

Imagine an elegant, celebratory dinner set up by Druvis, Sonetto, and Sotheby after a particularly tough mission. What did Vertin contribute with her knife? Sandwiches? Salads? Nope. It's this:

Fruits and veggies decorated as little critters! It's how Tooth Fairy advised Madam Z to prepare them so Smoltin would eat them. As a kid she loved it. Vertin is creative so there are many variations (she's the opposite of Sonetto who's highly skilled but lacks creativity).

They're a hit with her crew too. Even Blonney, who normally acts like a moody teenager when it comes to her true feelings, finds them adorable. After seeing the way Jessica's eyes lit up from the little display, she was inspired to try and learn too. In secret, of course.

Horropedia said they were neat, but listed a terrifying bunch of ideas for Vertin's next fruit/veggie display: monsters, eyeball, tentacles, severed fingers, a dipping sauce that looks like slime or blood...

Bonus:

Regulus: Vertin! What are you doing?

Vertin: I'm making cheese toasties (grilled cheese). Don't worry, there's no way I can burn myself.

Regulus: You're dealing with hot melted cheese. On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry do you think Sonetto and Druvis would be if I called them right now?

Vertin: ...Would you like one too?

Regulus: Cut diagonally, no crust. Thanks ❤️

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Which egg would believe in the tooth fairy?

[vegan-nom-noms]

Ultra Creamy Baked Peanut Butter Cookie Dough Cheesecake

[release-the-hound]

Share your breakfast with Whim, or there will be consequences.

[guzhufuren]

i understand the importance of product advertising, but how the fuck do they expect these kids to survive an extremely energy draining day on just a bunch of cakes. these is no nutritional value in this it's pure sugar mixed with flavour enhancers. all eaten on empty stomach. i feel like passing out just imagining doing this. what the hell

[jackfrostimposter]

genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?

[artbyfuji]

Do you have any fav food headcanons for STRQ?

summer: everyone get on my spinach & cheese omelette agenda 🤩 anyway she also loves arroz con pollo. it was one of the first meals she taught yang how to make.

the twins: raven's is braised rabbit & qrow's is venison stew... they probably only get to eat it once or twice a year. (branwen twins "don't make it obvious we grew up in the woods" challenge: failed.) a plate of steak & potatoes would also make them happy. butttt their favorite childhood meal was oyakodon 👍 i can imagine qrow making it for ruby & yang sometimes when they were young.

tai: mapo tofu (with extra chili flakes) he seems like the type to have a pantry shelf just for a hot sauce collection. second place is his shrimp fried rice. yang is allergic to shellfish. this was a crushing blow to him.

[omg-snakes]

Alert: egg tooth egG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TOOTH EGG TO-

[elbowreveal]

first qsmp fanarts of the minecraft-sinfiona family ive become attached to

alt. version:

[seaworthit]

Rhaena Targaryen and Dreamfyre

[daily-deliciousness]

Cadbury creme egg cookies

[mamaclownhunter]

So the aus where Jack gets Yeeted to Hiccup’s time- sometimes Baby tooth is with him. Sometimes he is alone.

Pls hear me out,,, have Bunny with him.

Bunny in the original books is a pooka and I wouldn’t expect completely reliant on belief- just enough to empower and make himself big.

But,,, guys,,, Jack with a very disgruntled little rabbit in the Viking era. Bunny trying to figure out how to use ancient Norse magic.

Jack now is talking to a bunny- because it is easy to see a bunny yeah? It doesn’t do much because it isn’t the Easter bunny- and they think Jack has a pet not a magical rabbit so by magic bs Bc I need it- they see Jack with a bunny that has a mild attitude that keeps getting into trouble.

Give me the Hijack moments where Hiccup is lamenting to Bunnymund and the whole time the Easter bunny is like “I wasn’t meant to be a love therapist for teenagers”

Bunny who is kidnapped by the twins who are sure he is something more then a rabbit- which isn’t wrong- and Bunny accidentally spooking them when he talks to himself annoyed.

Bunny and Jack growing closer pls.

Bunny and Jack bringing hope and fun where they go.

I just,,, I have a need